Naruto no moon

()Chapter 26: Murder caused by bra cup

The little girl with blue and purple hair sat proudly on Touya, facing Xiaochun with her hands on her hips and showing no sign of weakness: "I am Touya's sister Yuki Ruri! Who are you!"

Xiaochun was stunned for a moment, and then she realized that this was probably picked up from outside by her sister who had a strange habit (Xiaoxian, I also have a bad habit of picking things up randomly╮╭). With a roll of her eyes, she proudly

He puffed up his chest and said, "That's just right. You should call me brother-in-law!"

Kimimaro's eyes widened, and Bai sprayed out with a "poof". Touya's face suddenly turned red, and he quickly waved his hands and retorted loudly: "What! Xiaochun, what are you talking about!"

Liuli was also stunned for a while by Xiaochun's nonsense words, and then a strange color flashed in her eyes. She jumped off Touye's body and came to the red-haired girl, scanning her with strange eyes.

Just when Xiaochun was about to become impatient, he suddenly stretched out his hand and pressed her chest.

"..."

"..."

The two of them fell silent and looked at each other. Then Xiaochun realized what had happened. He immediately jumped away with a scream, holding his chest with both hands, and his face was full of embarrassment: "Ah! What are you doing?

ah!"

In the end, Liuli's reaction was even more extreme than hers. She threw herself on the ground and laughed so hard that she burst into tears. She also rolled on the ground while laughing, pointed at Xiaochun and said: "Brother-in-law... haha, haha."

Haha...save you? Hahaha, so funny..."

Xiao Chun's red face suddenly turned ashen. He grabbed the fallen leaves off his head and roared loudly: "What's so funny! You little brat!"

His eyes rolled again, showing a cunning meaning, and then he put away his anger, teasing Liuli with an extremely unbeatable expression and tone: "Are you jealous? Washboard! Airport!"

Liuli's body, which was rolling on the ground, suddenly froze, which made Xiaochun more certain of her thoughts.

Then Liuli jumped up suddenly, without even dusting herself off. She put one hand on her hips and pointed at Xiaochun with the other in a teapot shape: "You, you, you, you, what are you talking about! I'm not a washboard! I'm just young,

It will get bigger in the future! Besides, you are also small!"

"Who said I'm as young as you!" Xiaochun puffed up her chest proudly: "I have a b-oh!"

Liuli became even more angry after hearing this, and she stuck out her tongue at Xiaochun and made a face: "You are so old and you are only a b-, everyone is ashamed of you! Hum, you man woman! A flat-chested man woman no one wants.

!”

"Pa!" Something seemed to be broken in his heart. Xiao Chun's proud smile immediately became shattered. Soon, visible crossroads covered his forehead: "You, you damn brat... Yes, there is

Tell me what you have to say again!"

"A man's mother-in-law, a man's woman, a man's woman! No one wants a dead man's woman!"

"Uh oh oh oh oh! I actually said it! I'm going to kill you!"

"Wow! The dead man who no one wants is going crazy! Sister, please help me... Hey, where is Touya-sister?"

The two of them were startled at the same time, looking around blankly, but couldn't find Touya's shadow at all.

Bai handed the brewed tea to Kimimaro who was sitting next to him, then he also picked up the cup and took a small sip, glanced at the two of them, and said in a neutral tone: "He ran away a long time ago.

"

"when……"

"Just when you were arguing."

"Damn it! It's all your fault for being a tomboy. That's why Sister Touye took the opportunity to run away! You disgusting flat-chested tomboy that no one wants! Go to hell!"

"Ahhhhhh! You washboard, no, you dented little brat! I'll fight you!"

"Nonsense! People are not dented! You are dented! Your whole family is dented!"

"Ouch! Hundan, don't bite with your teeth! Let me go!"

"Hopeless (don't let go)!!!" (I said this sentence to myself!)

He took another sip of the dark green tea soup in the cup, looked at the standing tea stem, then squinted his eyes and exhaled: "Well, it's such a peaceful and peaceful day..."

Kimimaro, who was sitting on the side, glanced at the two women fighting and shrugged noncommittally.

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………

I was not in a hurry, and took a stroll on the path through the night.

She had just said goodbye to Bai in a hurry, gave her Liuli to take care of, and then ran out secretly.

Next, it is time for Asuma, Shikamaru and the others to kill Kakuzu and Hidan, but the girl is not needed here because she has already leaked all the enemy's information to Tsunade.

He knows his abilities like the back of his hand. If Asuma still dies in this situation, then Shikamaru will no longer be Shikamaru...

Well, in this case, there is no need to go to the rescue by myself. The most important thing now is to return Asakawa's body to the Kingdom of Iron as soon as possible.

Patting her cheeks to cheer herself up, the girl continued to walk forward. However, the sound of men shouting and cursing and women whimpering suddenly came from the alley next to the path. Touya was startled, and she pushed her feet hard and jumped over the wall.

As soon as her feet landed, Touya didn't even have time to shout, "Beast, stop it, let the girl go (let the professionals do it)", her mouth opened into an O shape, and she glanced at the men and women in the alley with difficulty:

"you……"

Neji, who was wearing strange clothes, was sitting on Xiao Xi with an impatient look on his face, while Xiao Xi was lying on the ground, her hands were twisted behind her back, and her clothes were disheveled and she was struggling desperately.

Seeing that there was someone suddenly in front of them, the two of them were stunned. They stopped and looked at the girl blankly. Then Neji suddenly reacted and jumped up as if he was electrocuted: "Wait, wait! Senior,

Please listen to my explanation!"

Touya also reacted quickly and said quickly: "Sorry for disturbing you."

After speaking, she turned around and left without hesitation. Unfortunately, she forgot one thing. She jumped over the wall, which meant that there was a hard wall behind her...

"Bang!"

"Ugh..." The girl covered her nose and staggered back a few steps. Because she was too eager, the bump just now was really hard, and she was a little dazed for a while.

"senior!"

Neji was also stunned by the girl's reckless behavior, and when he saw her retreating, he quickly stepped forward to help her.

The girl calmed down, then waved her hands to indicate that she was fine. She did not turn around, but just raised her head and said in the tone of someone who had experienced many vicissitudes of life: "Ningji, I know that boys will have some physical problems, but...

If the girl doesn’t agree, wouldn’t it be bad..."

"Wait a minute...you completely misunderstood..." Neji almost cried and quickly explained to the girl.

It turned out that Xiao Xi happened to run into Ningji when he was wandering on the street, and then he followed him without changing his mind. Ningji naturally noticed that someone was following him, but he didn't realize who it was. In order not to inconvenience others, he just went on his own.

He walked into the alley, and then provoked Xiao Xi to take action. After a fierce fight, Xiao Xi, who was not his opponent, was knocked down by Neji and then pinned to the ground...

"Oh..." The girl suddenly realized it and scratched her head in embarrassment: "It turns out I misunderstood..."

Ningci looked embarrassed: "It's good if you understand..."

Xiao Xi also arranged her clothes at this time, stood up expressionlessly, looked at the two of them, and then suddenly covered her face with her hands: "I can't get married..."

She was obviously saying very sad words, but her tone didn't fluctuate at all.

Neji went crazy: "Shut up! Stop fanning the flames for me!"

"Hahaha..." The girl also laughed a few times, then her expression became serious, and she said to Ningci: "Well, Ningci,"

"ah?"

"I don't object if you want to have sex, but should the location be changed...?"

"So, you don't believe it at all!!!"

ps: Well, actually when Xiao Xi gave me the role of Ying Xi, the setting was supposed to be the image of a beautiful girl killer with a tough, cold, arrogant and stubborn character, but I unknowingly added some of Xiao Xi’s own character traits, such as

There is no lower limit or something... Ahem, so, I wrote a cold-faced killer into a three-nothing idiot with a head full of H... Puff puff puff...