Naruto Perfect World
3 The initiators of the war, bandits and robbers
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"Do you know that your father and I have a big hatred?"
Senju Tobirama looked at Maitreya and spoke to him with a smile like a devil. Maitreya felt a deep resentment and took two steps back to look at Senju Tobirama in horror.
"what you up to!"
Senju Tobirama's instant disappearance pushed Miroku to Uzumaki Kushina again and turned around to leave.
"You know it now! Hit it hard!"
Senju Tobirama disappeared at the end of the street, leaving only two people and the voice that filled the world again. Miroku looked at Uzumaki Kushina tremblingly, and the other person's eyes burst into red, and his long hair floated like a demon coming, and he rolled up his sleeves.
Show muscles.
"Okay! You little bastard, you dared to call me an old woman just now!"
"No ah ah...!"
Bang bang bang bang…
…
"Is this Konoha?"
The young man with light blue hair and a loose kimono raised his head slightly and looked at the huge and majestic stone statue. He was carrying a beheading sword on his back. Suigetsu crouched on a stone with his nose clasped and made a very incomprehensible sound.
murmur to oneself
"Well! No one from Ale came to pick us up. Something is wrong!"
Silently, Sasuke appeared behind Suigetsu, and Sasuke reminded him with an expressionless face.
"You're late!"
Suigetsu turned around, waved his hands and teased Sasuke with a smile.
"Hey! Sasuke! I thought you wouldn't come back!"
It is said that the appearance is 30% similar to Suigetsu's, and the hair style is also very same, but Suigetsu's hair is whiter. Sasuke asked him with some doubts.
"This child is really Orochimaru's, not yours!"
After hearing Sasuke's words, Suigetsu started to sweat on his forehead and shook his head crazily to explain.
"Hey! Don't say that, it will cause misunderstanding! I'm still looking for a girlfriend, so don't say that!"
"Is Maitreya really Qiu's son?"
Sasuke did not continue, he was just curious, and before the farce, he also had other things that he really cared about. He asked Suigetsu, and Suigetsu asked in surprise.
"Ale! Is little Maitreya here too?"
"You know him!?"
Sasuke frowned, Orochimaru disappeared, and Qiu had been looking for nearly eight years without any news. What did it mean to suddenly send the child to Konoha? Suigetsu certainly didn't have the leisure to think about Sasuke.
explained
"Yeah! I've seen him many times. After all, this kid ran all over the mountains and plains. Zhongwu and I took care of him. What's wrong? Could it be domestic violence again?"
"I heard that Qiu asked him to come to Konoha to go to school!"
Sasuke asked again, Suigetsu laughed and fell to the ground, holding his stomach.
"Hahaha! Did I hear it right? If you let Maitreya go to school, people will die!"
"Are we going to leave or not?"
The young man finally couldn't hold back and asked the two of them. Sasuke glanced at the young man, turned around and asked
"Come with me! What's your name, boy!"
"March!"
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"grown ups!"
In the gloomy sewer, Shimura Danzo, who looked like he was in his thirties, was half-kneeling on the ground, and a silhouette appeared in the shadow in front of him.
"How is the matter I asked you to investigate? What is the current trend of Senju Tobirama!"
A low and hoarse voice appeared, and Shimura Danzo was very embarrassed. He stood up and said helplessly, "Sir, can we change places next time? Why do you have to be in the sewer every time you see me? I'm not a bad guy."
, it’s really boring to be like this all the time! And it’s not a problem that you always ask me to follow Tobirama-sama, if I am discovered, I will probably be beaten up!”
The shadow took a step forward, and the identity appeared to be Senju Hashirama. He saw Senju Hashirama sitting cross-legged in front of Danzo Shimura and questioning him in a deep voice.
"Hey, hey! We are the villains now, can't we pretend to be more presentable?"
Shimura Danzo raised his eyebrows and looked at the Senju Hashirama, beating him ten thousand times in his heart, and then greeted him with a smile and said
"Sir, it has been eight years since the entire ninja world was liberated. Haven't you come out of your grief and anger? Hasn't Uzumaki Mito-sama been treating you badly?"
As soon as Uzumaki Mito was mentioned, Senju Hashirama jumped up and pointed at Shimura Danzo and shouted angrily.
"Shimura Danzo, you never slap someone in the face. You always mention what she does when nothing happens. People say the seven-year itch. She and I have been in a state of war since we got married. After finally making peace, she was disturbed by Madara.
It was such a mess, but I ended up burping before the seven-year itch passed. Now I plan to divorce her and start a new life!"
"Aren't you afraid...of being beaten?!"
Hearing Senju Hashirama's words, Danzo Shimura struck back, while Senju Hashirama clenched his fists and spoke like a martyr.
"Well...revolution always requires the first step. If I don't even dare to take the first step for fear of being beaten, then I might as well die!"
"first step……"
Shimura Danzo obviously looked down upon Senju Hashirama, but Senju Hashirama explained to him with high spirits.
"That's it! You can do it by repeating it over and over and anesthetizing yourself!"
“(⊙o⊙)…”
I don’t know why Shimura Danzo remembered a series of crows in his ears, and the relationship between the two became extremely awkward. Senju Hashirama seemed to be aware of this embarrassment, and quickly changed the topic and said to him
"Don't worry about these details, Shimura Danzo, our task now is to get rid of Senju Tobirama!"
"Sir, please stop doing this, it's very boring!"
Danzo Shimura face-palmed. Since his resurrection eight years ago, the bored Senju Hashirama-sama and Senju Tobirama-sama have started a weird absolute war among the weirdest. One party wants to get married, but the other party is madly trying to stop it.
Moreover, the flames of war have also spread to the entire environment. Naruto and Sasuke
, Uchiha Itachi, Uzumaki Kushina, even Uzumaki Mito and Sarutobi Hiruzen, and so on, countless relatives and friends were drawn into the war by the two and divided into camps. After eight years of resistance, Senju Tobirama
Victory was achieved, but Senju Hashirama was defeated but still secretly sabotaged.
As for why Senju Tobirama will win, the reason is actually very simple. Senju Tobirama angrily roared in front of Uzumaki Mito that he has been single for hundreds of years. Can't he find his other half and get love? Why should age be an obstacle? A lot of anger
explanation,
As a result, the wife army headed by Uzumaki Mito quickly crushed Senju Hashirama's comrades. With countless people defecting, Senju Hashirama seems to have only himself as his subordinate now (Shimura Danzo sighed in his heart: I
Look how pitiful you are, Senju Hashirama-sama!)
Spreading his hands, Senju Hashirama seemed to think that he was somewhat wicked, but he still insisted on doing so. "Idleness is idleness. Isn't there anything else I can do if I'm not bored now?"
The veins on his forehead were twitching. To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that he really couldn't beat the person in front of him, Danzo Shimura would have torn the other person's heart out alive. "It seems like the most boring thing to do is to fight Senju Tobirama-sama!"
"Stop talking nonsense, where has he been today?"
Senju Hashirama was so speechless that he pretended to be too lazy to argue with the other party. Danzo Shimura was also very evil. He didn't give me the Hokage position in the first place. I deserved to be cut off from my marriage by your brother today. He cursed secretly in his heart and smiled at Qianju.
Tehashirama replied
“It’s still a blind date club!”
Hearing Shimura Danzo's answer, Senju Hashirama held his chin and began to think, "Do you want to find a girl again? Damn Senju Tobirama, don't you know your age? Such a thing can never happen, I absolutely
We can’t let Tobirama succeed! Okay, you can go back!”
Shimura Danzo suddenly thought of an idea, which he thought could stop Senju Hashirama from continuing to cause trouble. He reminded him, "Sir, you are quite old. Moreover, Mito-sama is only in his thirties now. Don't you guys?"
Don’t you plan to have another baby?”
"Well! This idea is... wrong! I want a divorce! Why should I have a child with her? Shimura Danzo, you are inducing me to commit a crime!"
When Senju Hashirama heard Shimura Danzo's words, he nodded as a matter of course. Suddenly he realized that he shouldn't be taking this for granted. He glared at Shimura Danzo. Shimura Danzo sighed and shook his head. The man in front of him was completely hopeless and gave up.
Like letting the other party do whatever they want
"...Sir, I have something else to do, I'm leaving first!"
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"Robbery! Those who have money will pay; those who have no money will rob! I will take all men, women, old and young!"
On a section of mountain road, a dark shadow suddenly appeared, and the girl in front of her crossed her arms and sighed helplessly.
"Sir, you have almost driven away all the women of this generation. Do you really not sense my chakra?"
Qiu turned around. He was too lazy to use the art of perception. Naturally, he didn't find out the identity of the other party immediately. He looked at the girl and asked in surprise.
"Hey! Xianglin, what are you doing here!"
Pushing up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, the crazy middle-aged uncle in front of him has no charm at all. He is just a wretched lunatic. Of course, this is Xiang Phosphorus's own idea.
"Sir, please stop playing like this. It seems that only a few of us can walk on this road!"
"How come you, a girl, don't know how to respect the elderly? After all, I am still half your master. Can't you treat me better!"
Qiu was a little angry and scolded him, but Xiang Phosphorus seemed to know what Qiu was thinking and asked him back.
"Then you will ask me for my underwear as an elder, right?"
"It's not impossible!"
Qiu responded naturally, feeling a little embarrassed as soon as he finished speaking, and the crow flew from the sky in time to show off his presence.
"..."
Looking at Xiang Phosphorus who was speechless to him, Qiu quickly explained
"How could I be that kind of person!"
Xiang Phosphorus is completely uninterested in persuading him.
"Sir, the Flying Thunder God Technique is not for you to steal underwear!"
Qiu squatted on the ground holding her chin, frowning and talking to herself
"Have I stolen it from you? How come you know it so well!"
"Sir, I don't want to talk to you, okay?"
Covering his face, Xiang Lu walked past Qiu who was still thinking, completely ignoring the obscene idiot. This method was what Xiang Lu thought was the most correct thing at this stage.
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