Naruto: Start by chopping down a tree and shocking Kurama!
Chapter 220 Shocked! Konoha's yellow-haired man and the Third Hokage had both...
The den of two white-haired men selling spirit sets is located at the training ground in the west of the village.
At first, Naruto thought that these two guys had set up a store to sell clothes, but when he came here, he found that these two guys had just set up a street stall and set up a few tables.
In front of the stall, the Konoha boys lined up in a long queue.
After a brief glance, Naruto estimated that there were a hundred people present, and the number seemed to be increasing little by little.
There are also some ninjas in the team who have put on spirit boy suits.
I think I came here to buy two more pieces for replacement.
In front of the stall, a mini version of Tsunade, a little girl, was sitting on the table, counting the bills in her hands, and letting out lewd laughter from time to time.
From this point of view, Tsunade is indeed somewhat compatible with Shiro-haired Laoden.
Not only did Tsunade become smaller, but Jiraiya also looked like a child.
Kakashi is wearing a bunny mask.
It seems that they also know that it is somewhat shameful to engage in such behavior.
Two white-haired men were squatting in front of the stall. One was holding Doudou shoes, the other was holding a red Wangzai top. There were a pair of golden Chelseas at their feet.
"This little brother!"
"Are you still suffering from the failure to express your love to the one you love?"
"Are you still tasting the bitterness of unrequited love alone?"
"Are you still worried about how to take the relationship between you two further?"
Jiraiya's tone was intense and high-spirited, completely forgetting that he had not yet successfully confessed to Tsunade.
"Look! This confession suit in my hand!"
"This has been certified by Jiraiya-sama and Hokage-sama!"
"As long as you wear this suit, you can increase your chances of confessing your love by 70%!"
"Now, as long as one million taels! You can win the heart of the goddess!"
The Konoha boys in line leaned back at the same time, taking a breath of cold air, and began to imagine the scene of a successful confession in their minds.
One million for a suit of clothes is very expensive!
But it’s worth a million if you can express your love successfully!
Not to mention one million, even two million, three million, so what if you can capture the heart of the goddess?
But there were still many smart guys in the crowd, and one of them raised his hand to ask a question.
"Brother, I heard that Hokage-sama has not announced his relationship with Jiraiya-sama to the public."
Poof——
This person's words were like a sharp knife piercing Jiraiya's heart.
Jiraiya's face was stiff, his smile gradually solidified, he scratched his neck and cursed.
"Fuck you..."
Halfway through his words, Jiraiya caught a glimpse of Tsunade's death gaze and forcibly changed his words.
"Ahem... I mean put your heart in your belly."
He coughed twice to hide his embarrassment, and then continued.
"You must have heard the story of Konoha Huangmao and Miss Hinata, right?"
At this point, everyone suddenly became commotion.
"Brother...did that Huang Mao kidnapped Miss Hinata because she was wearing a confession suit?"
"I see!!"
Snap——
Jiraiya slapped the table and stood up, nodding happily, with a teachable expression on his face.
"That's right!"
"The truth is that Konoha Huangmo put on the confession suit to be with Miss Hinata."
Naruto:? ?
Sarutobi Hiruzen:? ?
The crowd exclaimed, thinking that they had discovered something secret about Konoha Village.
It's a pity that everyone is focused on how to buy the confession suit, and no one pays attention to the two people in the corner.
The old man and the young man in the distance had wrinkled expressions.
The third generation was silent, and Uzumaki Naruto was speechless.
They have some idea of Jiraiya's lower limit...
But they never expected that Jiraiya had no lower limit at all! ! !
"Hao! Today I want to imitate Medusa and kill the white-haired old man with my hands!!"
The third generation couldn't understand what Naruto was talking about, so he held the child tightly and tried to persuade him.
"Naruto calm down!!"
"Calm down first!"
“It’s not too late to take action after reading this!”
"Rushless actions will have bad consequences..."
These words instantly calmed Naruto down.
What the third generation old man said made sense. After all, when so many people took action, wouldn't it add credibility to Jiraiya's statement?
Maybe the white-haired old man will talk about this later...
Konoha Huangmao got angry and started to fight. Doesn't this show the value of the confession suit?
Tsk...
Naruto felt that if Jiraiya said this, Konoha would become a village of spiritual boys.
OK OK!
I, Uzumaki Naruto, want to see what you are going to do today!
"call--"
Seeing Naruto calm down, Sandai breathed a long sigh of relief.
But Jiraiya's next words made him feel as if his blood pressure was soaring again.
"Not only that!"
Jiraiya yelled first, then bent down, lowered his body, and whispered in a voice he thought no one else could hear.
"It is said that the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen wore a confession suit..."
"Otherwise, I will be a bachelor for the rest of my life."
"Huh! This is actually happening!"
Everyone was shocked, with blazing gossip in their eyes.
"asshole!!"
"Traitor! Damn traitor!"
"I actually... actually arranged it for me!!"
Sandai took out a stick from somewhere and was about to rush to clean the door. Fortunately, Naruto's quick eyesight and hands stopped him quickly.
"Old man Sandaime! Calm down!"
"Finish watching first! Finish watching first!"
"It's not too late to do it later!"
Naruto's shoulders trembled, and he made a 'kuku' sound from time to time. It was obvious that he was having a hard time holding back his laughter.
Sandaime was silent, glanced at his apprentice who was still talking nonsense, suppressed his killing intent, and sat down on the stone pier angrily.
Okay, okay!
For Naruto's sake, I will deal with you later.
When Jiraiya finished telling the story of Sandaime, little Tsunade turned over and climbed onto the table, coughed twice, and the two people next to him immediately knew what to do and kept silent.
Tsunade's expression frowned, and she sighed a long sigh.
"Alas--"
"But today we only brought fifty sets today..."
"It's a pity that not everyone can successfully confess."
"This is all because we are not prepared--"
Tsunade's words revealed her regret for everyone, and she felt extremely guilty for not being well prepared for herself and others.
More than 200 people who had gathered at the scene were immediately unhappy when they heard this.
What! ?
There are only 50 sets! ?
How can this be! ?
They also planned to buy a few more sets to keep as a backup. Even if they don’t need so many sets, their future sons, grandsons, and great-grandsons can use them?
Everyone was still hesitating, but when they heard that there were only 50 sets, everyone’s eyes turned red, and they all took out their wallets and shouted to increase the price to buy.
The price of a set of clothes that originally cost one million was instantly raised to three or four million.
Tsunade nodded her head, calculating how much money she could make this time, and she was so happy that she was at a loss.
Naruto, who was standing outside and watching, was shocked.
No...
Where did you learn this hunger marketing??
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