Naruto: Start by chopping down a tree and shocking Kurama!

The next day——

Various marketing accounts appeared on the forum, all talking about the disadvantages of energetic guys.

shock! If your children are wearing spiritual clothes, please be careful.

People who often wear tight clothes are prone to stunted growth, and in severe cases, they may have no offspring.

Gossip... red tights were once cursed by the legendary Otsutsuki clan, and wearing them would make one prone to misfortune. If anyone sees it and doesn’t forward it, the whole family will die.

...

Not only that, there were flyers posted on various telephone poles in Konoha.

It can be said that the Uzumaki Clone Team began to launch a fierce offensive against the rumors of White-haired Laoden.

At this time, the Nara tribe.

Nara Shikamaru's family was sitting around the dining table enjoying today's lunch.

Also sitting at the dinner table was Shikamaru's little girlfriend Temari.

"Shikamaru, I've thrown away all the red clothes in your closet."

Nara Shikaku, the head of the family, suddenly said something that confused Shikamaru.

"Dad! What are you doing!"

Shikamaru was very angry when he heard this, because there was a red scarf inside that was knitted by Temari herself.

At noon...

Why is your father so crazy? ?

Nara Shikaku picked up a handkerchief and wiped the corners of his mouth, and said calmly.

"Didn't you see what I forwarded to you?"

After saying that, he picked up the phone on the table, opened a message on the forum interface, and motioned to his son to take a good look...

Shikamaru looked forward, and the corners of his eyes suddenly began to twitch uncontrollably.

shock! Red clothes actually contain an ancient evil curse, and wearing them for a long time can easily affect fertility.

"no......"

"Dad, is there something wrong with your brain? Can you still believe this?"

Shikamaru was almost stupid. He never thought that his normally so smart father would believe this nonsense.

"snort!"

Shikaku put down his chopsticks with a very unhappy expression.

"What are you talking about, kid!"

"Am I going to hurt you again?"

"Regardless of whether this curse is true or not, we have to prevent it based on the things written in it that affect fertility!"

At this point, Shikamaru's mother also started to speak.

"Yes! We all still want to have grandchildren."

"Shikamaru, you are not allowed to use anything related to the color red again!"

Temari lowered her head, her face turning red.

Shikamaru's head was pounding after hearing this.

"No...what and what is this!"

"It seems that this news was sent by Naruto Uzumaki!"

"Do you still believe the lies told by Konoha Huangmao??"

Bang--

Seeing his son's retort, Shikaku slammed the table angrily, showing his majesty as the head of the family.

"joke!"

"Both the Yamanaka and Akimichi clans have thrown away the red things at home."

"Oh! You are the only one who is smart and the others are all fools!"

"Don't even think about it..."

"Will your mother and I still harm you?"

As the soon-to-be daughter-in-law, Temari also grabbed Shikamaru and began to persuade him with good words.

"Yes, Shikamaru, what if something like this happens?"

"It's better to listen to your uncle and aunt..."

Shikamaru:.......

Rough!

Naruto, what did you do on horseback? ?

It's not enough for you to die ten thousand times! !

Shikamaru's lungs were about to burst with anger. Those outrageous news were simply rubbing his higher-than-average IQ to the ground.

It's so insulting! !

"I'm stuffed!"

Shikamaru dropped his chopsticks and left the table. He didn't even care about his girlfriend, put his hands in his pockets and walked out.

Not long after he left the house, he met Ino and Choji.

Moreover, both of them had very bad expressions, as if they had encountered something irritating.

"Um?"

"What's wrong with you?"

Ino and Choji turned to look at Shikamaru, and then started to enter into crazy complaining mode.

"Damn! My parents are crazy!"

"I actually threw away all the red flowers in the house!"

"They said red is unlucky and affects business!"

"It's like being brainwashed!"

Ino said while waving his fists, looking angry and helpless.

Choji beside him sighed.

"There's more, there's more..."

"My mother took all my snacks away this morning."

"Also showed me an article "Eating more snacks affects the health of children"..."

"It's terrible! That's my snack for a month!"

Shikamaru raised his hands to cover his face and sighed.

He finally understood...

Naruto made a bad start this time and actually brainwashed all the older generation of ninjas.

Uzumaki Naruto, you deserve to be damned!

Thinking of this, Shikamaru took out his mobile phone, opened the forum and started checking.

He planned to look for Huang Mao's account first to see what this guy had done.

It didn't take long for Shikamaru to find Uzumaki Naruto's account at a glance.

Clicking on the homepage, a video posted ten minutes ago caught his attention...

Uzumaki · The Fifth Kazekage · The savior of the ninja world · Invincible physical skills · Which way is more promaxultra:

A precious video of the early three generations of Hiruzen Sarutobi cleaning up his disciples leaked out.

video.avi

@gene immortality

When I clicked on the video out of curiosity, I saw that the picture quality was several times worse than that of ordinary videos.

At the beginning of the video, the Third Hokage was seen wearing a hat and holding a black stick, slowly walking towards little Tsunade and little Jiraiya, which made Shikamaru suspicious.

Wait a moment......

Where did Naruto get this video? ?

"Shikamaru, what are you looking at?"

Ino noticed that Shikamaru suddenly took out his mobile phone and became stunned, so he and Choji came up to take a look, and both rubbed their eyes.

"Ah...this is...this is what Tsunade-sama looked like when she was a child!?"

"And Jiraiya-sama?"

In the video, the third generation picked up a stick, chased after the two of them, and whipped them from time to time. Among them, Jiraiya was beaten the most.

Perhaps because he felt sorry for Tsunade, every time Tsunade was about to be beaten, he could always block the third generation's stick.

If it weren't for the screaming, Jiraiya's performance would be very handsome.

There were not many likes and comments below this video. Shikamaru guessed it was because the Konoha ninja was worried about saying something and offending the Hokage.

But Orochimaru was summoned by someone, and the video victim Jiraiya appeared in it.

White-haired boy: Traitor! ! Delete it for me! !

Genetic Immortality: Jiraiya’s early beating picture.jpg

White-haired boy: Orochimaru, you...

In the comment area, although no one dared to express their opinions, Uncle Snake was different and directly posted the black photo of Jiraiya.

It was an eye-opener for all Konoha ninjas.

On the other side, Naruto was waiting for his little girlfriend at the door of the Hyuga clan.

"You are indeed as witty as me!"

"How can a mere spirited young man be my opponent, Uzumaki Naruto?"

Naruto squatted at the gate, scrolling through his cell phone with the two-day guard.

Because he often came to visit him, the attitude of the Hyuga clan members who used to glare at him began to slowly change. Until now, the Hyuga clan members would say hello when they saw him.

"Which way has more roads?"

Hinata held a bag in her hands and ran to Naruto with small steps, but for some reason the smile on the girl's face gradually disappeared.

"Naruto! I bought you clothes!"

“You can’t wear anything with red in it from now on!”

"My father said that knowing these things would affect our ability to have babies."

Hinata pointed at the red ribbon on Naruto's clothes and said very seriously. It was obvious that the girl took this kind of thing very seriously.

Naruto turned his head and looked at Hinata with a shocked expression.

Depend on!

You've screwed yourself up!