Naruto: Start by eating the golden fruit

Chapter 175 Women’s Federation—Women’s Alliance

Yuya came to the office early the next morning, and immediately called the ANBU who was following her without waiting for time, and then asked her to go to the Sarutobi tribe to call Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately.

When Hiruzen Sarutobi came to see Yuya, he already looked bruised and swollen.

Yuya smacked his lips, whether Tsunade or Lake Biwa, are all such bad-tempered people?

Well, forget it, it wasn't you who got beaten anyway.

Yuya looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen and asked with a serious face: "You know why I called you here."

Sarutobi Hiruzen covered his cheek and nodded: "Hiss, we should cancel this show. Last night, my wife took Shinnosuke and Asuma to see the show and her face turned green. She didn't consider that my wife was My mistake."

You Ya was immediately dissatisfied. With just such a little setback, you're going to give up? !

You can't be considered a qualified artist at all!

Is that a show you do?

That's art!

That is art created for the majority of male compatriots!

Of course, you can just wear the title by yourself. I am absolutely not involved in this show, not at all.

So Yuya patted Sarutobi Hiruzen on the shoulder and spoke earnestly to persuade him: "Hey, don't say that, what a pity it is to give up and not give up!

Don’t you think the situation in front of us will be clear if we change our thinking? ! "

Sarutobi Hiruzen blinked: "What do you mean?"

You Ya chuckled: "If you think so, your wife won't be satisfied after seeing it... Then wouldn't it be better if she doesn't see it?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was stunned and looked at Yuya suspiciously: "What do you mean?"

Yuya asked Sarutobi Hiruzen to lean his head over and muttered for a long time.

After finishing speaking, Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Yuya with a confused look on his face: "Are you sure this... can be done?!"

Youya patted his chest: "Don't worry, even if it doesn't work, how can she have an excuse?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was still hesitating, and Yu Ya finally added: "Besides...are you really willing to cancel this show?! Such a good show~"

After hearing this, Sarutobi Hiruzen hesitated again, and gritted his teeth: "Do it!"

…

So, that night, the 9pm program in the same time slot was changed to a program introducing related scenes in the Leaf Village Amusement Park. Simply put, it was a documentary filmed by the Hyuga family at a large expense, with the same theme. :

I spent a lot of money to build this place, come and play, come and play.

The main thing is to empty a child's wallet with one hand.

Of course, the child definitely doesn’t have much money, but the child’s parents…

Otherwise, a child is a gold-eating beast.

Of course, most people in Konoha Village have money, and there is no situation where they cannot afford it.

If someone is reluctant to give up, they are either stingy or do not have an inner-city household registration.

That night, the inner city of Konoha Village finally did not have the same situation as yesterday where the whole village was filled with women's roars.

Other villages also saw the prosperity of Konoha Village, because they never dared to think about that amusement park before.

The roller coaster track is a full two kilometers long (the Hyuga family’s technology only ends here. Yuya wanted to make it at least five kilometers long, but in order to rip off money, Hinata said he didn’t care about it and would make a fortune first) They were dazzled by the pirate ships, Ferris wheels and other amusement park facilities, as well as the Masked Rider theme park and the Masked Rider's performance.

The children in other villages suddenly felt envious.

Although some people clamored to play, their villages did not have such facilities.

It is impossible for the shadow of their village to spend more than one billion just to build such an amusement park.

Although after the construction is completed, one or two hundred million taels can be collected from the admission tickets alone in a year, and with the rental of the restaurants and shops in the park, the capital will be recovered in three years, and the profits will be made every year in the future.

But there’s still that problem.

One billion taels for an urgently needed facility like a hospital is worthy of discussions in other villages about whether to spend so much money on an amusement park?

I think it's better to throw you up and down for the kids' fun.

For the majority of male compatriots in Konoha and other villages who can watch TV, they have programs they want to watch.

The result was a huge disappointment.

Of course, on the surface, they certainly didn't dare to say anything, except for the single men who angrily turned off the TV and got ready to go to bed.

Who wants to see this bullshit amusement park of yours? Give me Changbaibai and Da Nana, you bastard!

Although some married men are disappointed in their hearts, they still say on the surface that the program is good and their children like to watch it, and they will take them to play in a few days.

He had already scolded Sarutobi Hiruzen ten thousand times in his heart.

Coward!

Isn't it just the gossip of the women in the village? ! Why do you want to be a TV station director if this doesn't stop you? !

You might as well let me do it! I promise to work for the welfare of all male compatriots!

Then after watching TV until about ten o'clock, the women in most people's families are sleepy. Staying up late is not good for the skin, so most of the female compatriots go to bed.

Some people who are not very sleepy can no longer stand it at twelve o'clock.

I was so energetic that it was impossible to hold back my sleepiness.

And when the time comes to two o'clock...

In the inner city of Konoha Village and other villages, there are always some idle people who are still awake at this time.

Women can't stay up late for the sake of their skin and figure, but men don't care.

And occasionally, I get up to go to the toilet, and then suddenly feel energetic after peeing.

In this case, it is inevitable that someone will turn on the TV to see what programs are available in the early morning.

In the past, it was usually reruns of daytime shows.

Today...

At two o'clock, the style of the TV show changed. Those familiar women with hot and sexy figures were wearing thin gauze wrapping their bodies, and the close-fitting clothes inside their bodies were looming. This hazy beauty immediately caught everyone's attention. A male compatriot who is either bored or turns on the TV casually...

The bodies of countless male compatriots trembled for a while, and they got it right, this is it! This is it!

This is what I want to see!

This kind of gauze is not produced by Konoha itself. Konoha's gauze is made of cicada silk. Its main purpose is to be soft, comfortable and close to the skin.

These hot girls are wearing the kind of gauze that is extracted from the plants in Sand Hidden Village.

It is mainly breathable and tight. Sand can't get in when worn, but it can also wick away sweat. You don't have to worry about being sweaty or stuffy due to the heat.

Of course, the light transmittance is naturally poor.

There is no market for this kind of clothes in Konoha.

But looking at it today...

That doesn’t seem to be the case…

Countless male compatriots were thirsty late at night. An hour later, as the beautiful host said that the beauty show once a week came to an end, countless male compatriots felt sad.

Yes, Sarutobi Hiruzen directly ordered these 100 beauties to be safe, and there is no need to talk about the talent show. You all follow me to perform in the show. In the future, I may need you to follow me to make movies.

Of course these beauties are willing. They are all about becoming famous. It would be great to be able to star in movies or TV series.

Sarutobi Hiruzen spent the next day on tenterhooks. When he came home, he found that his wife looked calm as if she didn't know anything about it. Sarutobi Hiruzen breathed a sigh of relief.

When Hiruzen Sarutobi went to find Yuya on the third day, he gave Yuya a thumbs up: "As expected of you, you have so many clever ideas~

Ah, I feel comfortable now, and my hard work will not be cut off. "

You Ya smiled calmly: "Even so, you still have to think more about some ordinary programs. The audience will get tired of watching repetitive content sooner or later."

Sarutobi Hiruzen sighed inwardly, as expected of Yuya, he could be so calm at all times.

Yuya chuckled inwardly, "Of course I'm calm about nonsense. If I get caught by Tsunade one day, I'll just say it's because you insist on doing this."

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't know what Yuya was thinking. When he was still sighing at the difference in calmness between himself and Yuya, Yuya said again: "If you really can't think of it yourself, you can leave the work to others." people."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was startled, then raised his head and looked at Yuya: "What do you mean?"

You Ya: "I never said that you can only do TV and movie making by yourself. If it doesn't work, just find helpers."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was really surprised now: "You don't mind giving these powers to others? What if they shoot something that is not good for our village?!"

You Ya chuckled: "We can set up a review department. They can film whatever they want. In the end, I won't let them release it."

Saying that, Yuya took out a stack of documents from his drawer and handed it to Sarutobi Hiruzen: "This is the relevant censorship system. Basically, all jurisdiction over images, text, and music is here."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was even more surprised: "The scope is so large? Does it really matter? Give this kind of power to others..."

You Ya rolled his eyes: "What you said is that I trust you when I leave this matter to you. What's more, in the end, I have the right to make decisions about whether this system will work or not, who the personnel will be, and whether they can stay there. , I only need this.

You can't possibly let me, a Hokage, go to your place to watch movies every day. "

Sarutobi Hiruzen waved his hand while looking at the file: "Hey, actually there hasn't been a new movie in a few months. If you really go to my place, you won't waste much time."

You Ya smiled and said nothing. This is because you are the only one who is still filming movies and TV series.

When you become the director of censorship and delegate the power of making movies and TV series to others, see if you can still be as relaxed as you are now.

Well, okay, Sarutobi Hiruzen is not easy. He is thinking about new programs every day and has lost a lot of hair.

But then I thought about how Sarutobi Hiruzen is thinking about how to benefit our male compatriots every day. If he is too busy, won't he not be able to watch the beauty programs in the future?

So You Ya added: "Although the power is delegated to other people, if you want to take pictures...it doesn't matter. You just need to grasp this degree."

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't understand the meaning of Yua's words, and was still enjoying the fact that his scope of power was so wide.

Following Youya's words, he waved his hand: "Hey, no need, it would be nice if I could relax a little bit in the future.

Then I’ll find someone now! "

Yuya was speechless, then shook his head. There was no way he could directly tell Sarutobi Hiruzen that I like your show very much. Can you have more of it?

That's so shameless.

Sighing, Youya continued to handle official duties.

…

The person Hiruzen Sarutobi was looking for, Yuya, originally thought that he would delegate the censorship powers to people from the Sarutobi family, but in the end, this guy turned around and went to the Akimichi family.

How should I put it? Although the fat man Qiu Daofeng was not good-looking, his good-natured character made him have a good relationship with everyone.

And his son Akimichi Tingza is 12 years old this year and is in his last year at the ninja school.

Akimichi Choza, this little fat boy, is just like his father, he can play with anyone, and he forms an invincible team with Nara Shikaku and Yamanaka Kaiichi...

Catch up on the assignment team.

The grades of these three people are not bad, they are just lazy.

Many times the three of them were called to the office together to catch up on homework.

Once you go back and forth, you will become familiar with it.

Of course, Sarutobi Hiruzen came to Akimichi Feng purely to invite his good brothers to do good deeds together.

Sarutobi Hiruzen made it very clear, look at this censorship work, how easy it is. Just sit there and drink coffee every day, read newspapers, TV, listen to music, smoke cigarettes, and eat fruit, and the day will pass. , but the power for this job is not small.

After all, any program that comes to Konoha and wants to be broadcast on Konoha TV has to go through their review.

And the monthly salary is not low, 600,000 taels a month.

Isn't such a good thing better than sitting at home and living in vain?

Qiu Daocheng was a little hesitant. He had been called by You Ya to be the leader for a few days.

It's not that he can't do it well, it's that You Ya, a bastard, doesn't treat him as a human being. Two months, only two months! He lost 30 pounds in just two months!

Thirty pounds! Do you know what this concept is? !

You Ya, that bastard, really treats him like a beast and lets him do anything.

He couldn't bear it anymore and resigned and ran away.

In the original history, Akimichi took the wind out of politics because he was dissatisfied with politics and the power struggle between Danzo and Sarutobi Hiruzen and did not want to choose sides.

In this life, I was purely afraid of being squeezed by Youya.

He admitted that Konoha was short of people. He also admitted that ninjas were more capable than ordinary people and should take on more construction tasks.

But that's not the reason why you treat me as ten people, right? !

So the autumn path took the wind and slipped away.

And now, Sarutobi Hiruzen came to him and asked him to enter the political arena again...

He hesitated.

Sarutobi Hiruzen saw that Akimichi Kaifeng was unmoved, so he decided to take out his trump card.

He looked around furtively, and then brought Akimichi Tifeng to the recording site of a certain program.

Only on this day did Qiudao Qifeng know what the happiness of the upper class is...

Those big, white and round things were dangling in front of him, making him dizzy.

After finishing the tour and leaving the recording site, Akimichi Tofaze was silent for a long time, then held Sarutobi Hiruzen's hand: "Good brother!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen also said affectionately: "Good brother!"

As a result, Akimichi Tofeng joined the censorship organization.

However, the good times did not last long.

Somehow, one of the male carnivals that happened once a week on weekend night was discovered by a certain tigress. The tigress spread the word in Konoha Village the next day, and many women immediately came to Yuya to ask for an explanation.

Youya said very calmly that it was his intention to put the show on late at night, because it was in accordance with the rating system for movies and TV series that I recently stipulated.

If you don’t know, I can put it simply. To put it simply, daytime programs must be suitable for children to watch, and some scenes involving blood, violence, and color must be moved to late night.

So there is no problem with this program. After all, your children can’t watch it normally.

As for adults…

You are now an adult, so you won’t lose any meat.

If you are looking for it, go find the person responsible for reviewing and managing this program.

As a result, Akimichi Tofu and Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had just been enjoying themselves for a few days, were beaten wildly at home.

And their wives finally understood that none of these men were good, they were all cowards and lustful men!

If you want to control them, you have to find someone with higher weight!

Later, after Tsunade learned about this, she volunteered herself, and everyone worked together to supervise their husbands and communicate with each other, in order to prevent their husbands from being seduced and run away by some unscrupulous people.

After all, in the ten years of rapid development of Konoha Village, there are still a few cases of abandoning the first wife and embracing the mistress.

So, under the leadership of Tsunade, they formed an organization...the Women's Alliance.

Yuya was dumbfounded...

Not...this thing...

What does it have to do with me? ! ! !