Naruto Super God Tsunade

To be honest, whether in the anime or in real life, Tsunade really dislikes this guy.

Sarutobi may also know that Tsunade doesn't like him, especially when he sees Tsunade's eyes, he feels helpless. But he is now the Hokage, and he still has things to do.

So after he arranged the teachers, he brought the three people to an open space, looked at the three people and said,"Introduce yourselves."

Tsunade said disdainfully,"Self-introduction? What are you talking about? You are the instructor, shouldn't you give a demonstration?"

Sarutobi smiled bitterly after hearing this,"That's true, then I'll go first. My name is Sarutobi Hiruzen, and I'm now the Sandaime Hokage. Dream, I want to protect the village. Hobby, it's not convenient to say. I haven't found anything I hate yet. Okay, it's your turn."

Tsunade thought to herself,"Damn, just say what your hobby is. My soul is also a man. In front of three men, there is nothing I can't say." Jiraiya was also very unhappy after hearing this, and he was the first to say,"I'll go first! Hello everyone, I'm Jiraiya. My dream is to grab all the beautiful sisters, my hobby is beautiful sisters, and the person I hate is Orochimaru.

Then Jiraiya looked at Tsunade and said,"I know you can't resist my charm. If you want to give me a love letter, wait a while. Hehehe"

Sarutobi nodded, looked at Orochimaru and said,"It's your turn."

Orochimaru:"My name is Orochimaru, and my dream is to learn all the ninjutsu. My hobby is learning ninjutsu, and I hate idiots."

Sarutobi nodded again, then slowly looked at Tsunade, sighed and said:"This...why don't you tell me about it too?"

Tsunade:"My name is Tsunade, dream? No; I don't have any hobbies, I like my father, mother, and grandmother; there are many things I hate, if I have to describe it in one sentence, I hate everyone except my father, mother and my grandmother."

(Tobirama: What about me?)

(Tsunade: Get away from me!)

Oh yes, there are still people who don’t dislike it, that Ichiraku Ramen uncle is pretty good. But it’s a pity that he hasn’t opened the store yet. Otherwise, I really want to try it now.

But Sarutobi Hiruzen is a little overwhelmed at this time. He understands now. At that time, Tobirama told him to let Tsunade go to school no matter what. He didn’t understand it at the time. Now after hearing what Tsunade said, he also thinks that this little girl really needs to go to school.

But now she has graduated from school anyway, you can’t let her go back to school.

Thinking of this, Sarutobi sighed and looked at Tsunade seriously:"Can I know why you hate us?"

Tsunade:"Are you okay? If you’re okay, I’ll go back!"

Sarutobi had no choice but to look at the thorny Tsunade, so he looked at the three of them and said,"Although you have graduated from school, if you want to become a ninja, you still have to pass my test."

Sarutobi Hiruzen took out two small bells, put them in front of the three people and continued:"I have two bells in my hand now, you have to find a way to grab this bell to qualify."

Jiraiya asked doubtfully:"What if you can't grab it?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen:"What else can I do, go back to school and study again." Jiraiya was immediately dissatisfied:"What a joke, and you only have two bells in your hand, won't this make Orochimaru or Tsunade eliminated?"

After hearing this, everyone was speechless.

Orochimaru:"Baga (idiot)……"

Sarutobi Hiruzen:"Haha, the result is still unknown."

Then Jiraiya turned to look at Tsunade and said:"Hey, if I get the bell, will you go on a date with me?"

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya coldly, then looked at Orochimaru in the middle of the two, and finally looked at Jiraiya again, with a look of contempt on her face and said:"Huh? You actually want to date Orochimaru?"

"Shit! I'm talking about you! Do you want to date me?"

Tsunade nodded and said,"If you agree to me burning your reproductive organs, cutting off your hands and lips, then let's go on a date."

After hearing this, Jiraiya broke out in a cold sweat and said stupidly,"Hahaha, I was just joking."

Tsunade turned around and continued to look at Sarutobi Hiruzen, and asked in a sarcasm,"Then any method is fine to rob her?"

Sarutobi immediately thought of Tobirama's instructions.

Before Sarutobi became Hokage, Tobirama said that he must protect Tsunade no matter what, and try his best to make Tsunade agree to exist in the village and inherit the will of fire from the first Hokage.

But don't worry too much about Tsunade's strength, this girl is stronger than him.

Sarutobi once asked how strong Tsunade was. Tobirama only mentioned two words, Wood Release.

Sarutobi: Got it!(⌯꒪꒫꒪)Ok, when Sarutobi thought of this, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat, his mouth twitched, and he said:"Your second grandfather should have forbidden you to use certain things, and you still can't use them this time. Oh, by the way, you can't use your super strength either."

Tsunade rolled her eyes:"Tsk, bye."

Sarutobi was stunned, why does Tsunade always speak out of the box? This class of students is so damn hard to lead.

Sarutobi said with a dark face:"Come back! If you leave just like that, I'll go talk to your grandma!"

Tsunade was about to leave, but stopped when she heard Sarutobi's words, and came back to look at Sarutobi and said lightly:"You win, I don't need super strength anymore."

Sarutobi didn't expect that Mito-sama would be so useful! It seems that he will have to use him more in the future⍢⃝

Thus, the test finally began.

Just as Sarutobi was about to announce the start of the test, Jiraiya, who was extremely anxious, could no longer suppress his inner impulse and pounced on Sarutobi Hiruzen like a monkey.

However, Sarutobi Hiruzen was no ordinary man. He raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a calm smile, and stretched out his arm easily, firmly grasping���Jiraiya's attack.

Then, he turned his wrist with lightning speed, pressed Jiraiya's arm tightly behind his back, and at the same time, he used his other hand to hold Jiraiya's head tightly, making him unable to move at all.

Faced with this sudden change, Jiraiya couldn't help but be stunned, his face full of astonishment and helplessness. Sarutobi shook his head helplessly, smiled bitterly and said:"Don't worry, I haven't shouted start yet."

Just when everyone was surprised by the scene in front of them, Tsunade suddenly said:"Ready, start!"

Before she finished speaking, she instantly performed the ninjutsu - the instant body technique, and jumped in front of Sarutobi like a ghost. At this moment, Tsunade's face was filled with a cunning smile, and her eyes were fixed on Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Then, Tsunade clenched her right hand into a fist and smashed it towards Sarutobi Hiruzen's face with great momentum.

Seeing this, Sarutobi subconsciously thought that Tsunade was going to beat him with her strange strength!

Now he was holding Jiraiya with both hands and couldn't resist Tsunade's attack. Thinking of this, he had no choice but to let go of Jiraiya and quickly jumped back to avoid Tsunade's attack.

However, Sarutobi was no ordinary person either. While dodging, he used his free hands to take out five shurikens and threw them at Tsunade, and quickly began to form hand seals.

【[Ninjutsu: Shuriken Shadow Clone Technique]

The five shurikens increased rapidly and flew towards Tsunade. Tsunade did not have time to dodge, and the shurikens pierced her whole body.

Jiraiya was stunned and stood there. When he reacted and was about to scold Sarutobi Hiruzen, Tsunade's body produced white smoke and turned into wood.

Jiraiya was dumbfounded again:"Is this a substitute technique?"

At this moment, Orochimaru came back to his senses as if waking up from a dream. He quickly pulled out a sharp kunai from his waist and launched a fierce attack on Sarutobi Hiruzen without hesitation!

The kunai flashed with cold light, piercing the air like lightning, and flew straight towards Sarutobi Hiruzen!

Sarutobi Hiruzen was not afraid of danger, and he easily dodged the attack with a flash of his body.

However, Orochimaru did not give up. He immediately performed a series of dazzling ninjutsu, trying to break through Sarutobi Hiruzen's defense.

Just when Sarutobi Hiruzen was about to make a move, a puff of white smoke suddenly came out of the stone under his feet! Then, Tsunade appeared beside him like a ghost. Tsunade moved as fast as lightning, and in an instant, she grabbed the bells hanging from Sarutobi Hiruzen's waist, and then used the ninjutsu - the instant body technique, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Tsunade held the two bells tightly in her hands, stared at them for a moment, and handed them to Jiraiya and Orochimaru respectively without hesitation, and turned to face Sarutobi Hiruzen, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and said with a smile:

"Haha, this is great, the bell has now fallen into the hands of the two of them, do you plan to announce the final result of the assessment in public?" There was a hint of teasing and provocation in her voice, as if she was deliberately forcing Sarutobi Hiruzen to make a decision.