Naruto: The opening scene rebukes Danzo and the Yin-Yang Third Generation

After the wedding, the couple went to bed.

Ye Ning put his hands behind his back, holding his head, and slowly returned home.

He ran into Tsunade, who was holding two large watermelons in anger, staring at the direction outside the Senju clan like a woman in the boudoir, and occasionally took a sip of wine.

Seeing Ye Ning coming back from outside, Tsunade's face tightened instantly:

"Why, you know you're back now? You didn't come home for a day, and you didn't even say you'd take me with you?"

Tsunade stayed at home all day and didn't go anywhere.

Originally thought Ye Ning was just going out for a stroll and would be back in a while, but he actually went out to play for a whole day!

Without Ye Ning, Tsunade suddenly lost interest in everything.

Even drinking seems a bit boring.

Why do I feel uncomfortable if I don't argue with Ye Ning?

"Tsunade, why are you waiting here?"

Ye Ning stepped over the steps and asked curiously:

"You didn't sit here and wait for me for a whole day, did you?"

"Who waited for you? Don't be so self-indulgent!"

Tsunade was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and her fur instantly exploded:

"I just like to drink here, is that not okay?"

Seeing this, Ye Ning felt a little puzzled. Why did she get angry without saying a word?

Relatives are coming?

Such a bad temper.

Realizing that Tsunade might have relatives, Ye Ning wisely shut up.

Arguing with Tsunade at this time is purely courting death.

If you quarrel for a few words, you will probably get hit by a fist of love.

Seeing that Ye Ning stopped arguing with her and walked past her towards the courtyard, Tsunade hurriedly called Ye Ning:

"Why didn't you call me when you went out today?"

Ye Ning turned around, looking puzzled.

No, you are looking for trouble, right?

Do you have to punch me to vent your anger today?

I didn't call you?

You slept like a dead pig, and you blame me for not waking you up?

In order to completely shut Tsunade's mouth, Ye Ning simply explained her whereabouts today:

"When I called you today, I called you three times in a row, but you didn't respond, so I had to go out alone. At first, I got lost and got lost near a forest. I met a student from the ninja school, and followed him to find the way back."

"Then I found Jiraiya in a hot spring hotel one street away from the Senju clan."

"Jiraiya is back?"

Tsunade took a sip of wine in surprise.

The last time we met... seemed to be more than three years ago, right?

That guy saw the three war orphans and suddenly felt kindhearted. He stayed in the Rain Country, saying that he wanted to teach those three little brats.

Speaking of which, three years have passed, and it's time for Jiraiya to come back.

"When I found him, he was peeping."

"Peeping...?"

Tsunade's lips twitched twice, and the whole person instantly walked out of the joy of reuniting with old friends.

Sure enough, she shouldn't have expected anything from Jiraiya.

That guy is a complete bastard!

The first thing he did when he returned to Konoha was not to meet up with friends he hadn't seen for a few years, but to go to the hot spring hotel to peek?

Tsunade rolled her eyes.

Sure enough, a dog can't change its eating habits.

"Then what?"

"Then, I scolded him. Oh no, to be precise, I taught him a lesson in a very kind way. After all, such uncivilized behavior is indeed easy to make mistakes if no one teaches it."

Ye Ning looked elegant and easy-going, with a smile on his face:

"Under my earnest teaching, Jiraiya finally realized his mistakes and decided to change his ways."

"Change his ways, him?"

Tsunade sneered at Ye Ning's statement.

If Jiraiya could change his peeping habit, even a pig could climb a wall!

"He is indeed heartbroken and realized his mistakes. After all, he has made a vow that he will never have children again if he peeks again. I don't think anyone would swear on such a thing, right? Unless he really wants to do so."

Tsunade was stunned.

Jiraiya could actually swear such a vow?

It's incredible to think about it!

But soon, Tsunade realized that this was definitely a vow that Ye Ning forced Jiraiya to make.

"Hey, hey, hey, Ye Ning, it seems not good to say bad things about people behind their backs, right?"

A dissatisfied voice suddenly came from the top of the courtyard wall. Looking over, it turned out to be Jiraiya, squatting on the top of the wall.

Hiss...

Jiraiya made such a vow, and it seems that he can really change his peeping habit!

Tsunade glanced at the wall and nodded secretly in her heart. After all, she was already on the wall.

Seeing that Tsunade and Ye Ning had noticed him, Jiraiya stood up, jumped from the wall into the yard, and landed on the ground in a weird posture.

Ye Ning's eyebrows jumped, and he was laughing crazily in his heart.

In terms of playing awkwardly, I would like to call you second.

As for the first... it must be Might Guy.

Ye Ning spread his hands and said innocently: "I didn't say bad things about you behind your back. Was there anything wrong with what I said just now? Could it be that you haven't changed your ways, but you have to give up the idea of ​​peeping because of the oath?"

"How... How is it possible!"

Jiraiya laughed awkwardly, feeling annoyed.

Knowing that this kid is not an easy character to deal with, why bother to provoke him!

What's the point of being speechless again?

Jiraiya simply ignored Ye Ning and turned to look at Tsunade.

After not seeing each other for a few years, Tsunade has become more beautiful...

Jiraiya's eyes showed a little obsession, and his eyes gradually looked down...

Before his eyes fell, Tsunade strode forward and punched Jiraiya from bottom to top, knocking him out.

Damn it!

Take off!

Ye Ning's Adam's apple rolled twice, and his heart was full of relief.

He knew that Tsunade must have come to visit relatives today, and he was eager to vent his anger!

Fortunately, he didn't provoke Tsunade just now.

Or maybe Jiraiya blocked a disaster for him?

Poor Jiraiya, he drew a beautiful parabola in the air, and finally fell down like a free fall.

After knocking Jiraiya away, Tsunade walked back expressionlessly, still holding a bottle of wine in her hand. The scene was indescribably weird.

"Hiss... It hurts, it hurts!"

The invincible Jiraiya limped back, his whole face wrinkled into a ball. It was obvious that Tsunade's punch was not light.

"Tsunade, I haven't seen you for more than three years, and you hit me like this when you just met. It's not fair! Your gift is too bad!"

Tsunade snorted coldly:

"I'm just helping you find the memories of three years ago. What, are you not satisfied? If you are not satisfied, I can hit you again."

"No, no, no, satisfied! Absolutely satisfied!"