Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Oh my god, I saw Madara again!"

Sitting in front of the computer in the office, Kushina exclaimed: "I feel like he's haunting me now."

"I saw him again?" Mrs. Mikoto was stunned and said, "Is the Pure Land so idle?"

"What are you talking about, sister Mikoto? Is there still 996 in the Pure Land?" Yi Feng couldn't help laughing.

"Well, that's not what I meant." Mrs. Mikoto coughed twice and said, "I mean that this Madara is quite leisurely. He has been playing this game for more than a month, and his rank is actually on par with Kushina, who is Iron 4!"

"Mikoto-chan, what do you mean by that?" Kushina's face changed immediately.

"No, I said you worked very hard." Mrs. Mikoto smiled.

"Don't try too hard, don't think I can't hear it!" Kushina's face was full of anger, and she said angrily: "You are just mocking my bad luck!"

"Hey, did you find out?"

"Go to hell!"

"But speaking of it, I really didn't expect that Mr. Madara didn't have any talent for games." Mrs. Mikoto held her chin with her hand and blinked: "Has he won a game so far?"

"Once the opponent won by AFK." Kushina spread her hands and said: "I was on his side that time."

"Also It's really hard for him. "Mrs. Misaka sighed speechlessly and said, "As a senior in the ninja world, he can only win in this way. But even if he wins the line, it's hard to protect his parents, right?"

"Hahaha, what you said is too real." Kushina couldn't help laughing and said, "Anyway, every time I play with Madara, he will be asked about his parents. Pfft, it seems that this time is no different."

Mrs. Misaka looked at the computer screen and saw someone typing on the public screen.

[Flying Single (Four-tailed): What are you playing, Uchiha Madara, buddy, have you graduated from elementary school?]

[Desperate old man (Third Hokage): Elementary school graduate? I suspect this bastard has never been to elementary school. His father only gave birth to a placenta and ran out to cheat people!]

Pfft, placenta?

Mrs. Mikoto couldn't hold it back this time. She covered her mouth and laughed, "These game players are really a bit..."

"They don't do good things with their mouths." Kushina sighed and said, "This is the current game environment, which makes people gradually irritable. The key is that the operation of Mr. Madara is really unbearable to watch. He hit the jungler and the mid-lane soldier madly."

"Hey, Mr. Madara actually talked back?" Mrs. Mikoto said in surprise.

[I am not a magical girl (Uchiha Madara): Your father gave birth to a placenta? Then you are really amazing, calling a placenta a brother? ]

[Desperate old man (Third generation Hokage):? Nima tear it apart! ]

[I am not a magical girl (Uchiha Madara): Nima has never lived. ]

Hiss.

Looking at the message sent by Uchiha Madara, Kushina showed a shocked expression on her face and said: "It's incredible, the old man has also begun to use Internet vocabulary proficiently! Wait, is there someone behind this pushing him?"

As she spoke, the two ladies looked at Yifeng with suspicion.

Usually, Madara was always submissive when being criticized, but this time he chose to strike hard, which was obviously abnormal!

And it is likely that Yifeng was behind the scenes to make a person so reborn.

"The saying of pushing is a bit too much, I just gave him some tips on his laning skills." Yifeng shrugged.

"Line skills?" Kushina raised her eyebrows and said speechlessly: "It's the skills of the public screen line, you are really good!"

"But this is really not a big deal." Yifeng stroked the red-haired lady's legs in white stockings with his palms, and said in a low voice: "I am very worried about what kind of person Mr. Madara will be raised to be in the future."

"Hey, are you saying this with a clear conscience?" Kushina twitched her lips.

"What are you going to do?" Mrs. Mikoto heard the subtext in his words.

"It's not a good thing for Mr. Madara to stay in the Pure Land like this. It's time to come out for some fresh air." Yifeng picked up the communicator on the table and clicked the red button on it.

Pure Land.

The soul light in the sky shone, and each green light spot was the soul of the dead in the ninja world.

Among them, only Uchiha Madara was an exception. He was a complete soul body that was awakened. Not only that, he also wore a set of equipment on his head that could connect to the network of the Kingdom of Waves.

From his perspective, he had transformed into Uchiha Madara in the "Valley of the End". He did not use the keyboard like other people, but directly possessed the character in the game.

It should be more convenient and easier to operate...

But unfortunately, Uchiha Madara himself is a low-level gamer. He has no game awareness and his operation is terrible. Because of this, he has beenHe became a general who always lost.

Not only that, he often caused his parents to be used as mounts by his teammates.

Uchiha Madara couldn't stand it and wanted to break through this situation. So he found Yifeng, hoping that he could think of a way for him.

After a few days, he finally learned the "public screen line play" from Yifeng!

To be honest, it's really interesting!

So far, none of the teammates who played against him on the public screen can last more than ten sentences!

Although he lost the game, he won the public screen line! This made him even happier than winning the game, and Uchiha Madara was even a little immersed in it.

[Desperate old man (third generation Hokage): Waste thing, I wish you and your family will die tomorrow when you wake up! ]

Hehe.

Looking at the message box that popped up in the public screen, Uchiha Madara smiled indifferently.

With this kind of strength, a little loser also wants to break his defense? What strength is it, and dare to shout here?

[I'm not a magical girl (Uchiha Madara): Hehe, for someone like you who doesn't even know your family...]

Before he could finish the word, Uchiha Madara suddenly felt a dark green fluorescence around him.

This is...

He realized that he was out of memory and opened his eyes to find himself in an unfamiliar environment.

"Damn it, who the hell used the Impure World Reincarnation!" Uchiha Madara was in a very bad mood at the moment. Before he could finish the last sentence, it was as if countless ants were crawling on him. "Did you give birth to barbecued pork in the hospital? What made you so anxious?"

Silence.

The whole area fell into an eerie silence.

"Madara, Madara-sama!" A familiar call sounded from the side, and Uchiha Madara looked in the direction of the voice. "Are you White Zetsu?"

"Madara-sama, I miss you so much!" White Zetsu's real body was lying on the ground, holding Uchiha Madara's thighs with both hands, crying.

"Get out of here!" Uchiha Madara kicked it away and said coldly: "Where's Black Zetsu? Let it roll over to see me!"

"Lord Madara!" White Zetsu took a deep breath and said in a crying tone: "Black Zetsu has defected to the Land of Waves! It betrayed our organization!"

?

Uchiha Madara was stunned, his mouth slightly opened. "Who did he defect to?"