Naruto: This Uchiha is too serious

"Baby Xiaonan, do you miss your brother?"

Hearing this voice, Xiao Nanton felt that life had lost its meaning and just wanted to live the next life as soon as possible.

"You're here again, tell me, what's the matter?"

"What do you mean?" Feng Nan said dissatisfied: "Does it mean that something has to happen every time I come here?"

Xiaonan had an expression like "I've seen through you."

Do you think someone doesn’t know what your Feng Nan’s idea is?

Maybe you are fine, but you bitch, you are greedy for my body!

And, make no secret of it!

That's the biggest thing!

Why have I never dared to see you in person? Don’t you have some idea?

"If you don't tell me, I'll leave."

On the huge and ferocious statue, there are only two figures on the ten fingers.

Fengnan and Xiaonan.

The two are very close.

Xiao Nan wanted to retreat many times, but Feng Nan forced her to the last finger.

Feng Nan himself stood on the middle finger!

Middle finger!

Feng Nan said that from now on this finger will be his.

No one is allowed to rob.

"do not!"

Feng Nan smiled and said: "Xiao Nan, I am the Hokage now, don't you want to be the Hokage's wife?"

"I don't want to, I don't want to at all!"

Xiaonan is very self-aware.

How could she, a person from Amegakure Village, go to Konoha and become the First Lady?

In Feng Nan's words, he couldn't even pass the political review.

"You don't love me anymore? Xiaonan!"

Did I fucking love you?

Xiaonan had a black line on her head, but she didn't leave.

Feng Nan has the information she wants, very important information.

Therefore, she did not dare to offend Feng Nan.

The deal between the two has progressed from Feng Nan joining Xiao to the present.

The important news Xiaonan learned from Fengnan was the true identity of the masked man, Uchiha Obito.

Moreover, he is indeed involved with Uchiha Madara. To a certain extent, there is nothing wrong with calling him Uchiha Madara.

Because he has most of Uchiha Madara's memories.

In addition, Uchiha Madara had evil intentions against Nagato, and Obito was ordered by him to come to Nagato.

For this reason alone, Xiaonan believed that the deal with Uchiha Fengnan was very, very necessary.

Even if the other party takes advantage of her, she still admits it.

and……

Xiaonan herself didn't want to admit it, but deep down in her heart, she actually enjoyed this process.

She spent her childhood wandering between life and death.

In order to survive, be submissive.

Thanks to Jiraiya for adopting the three of them and giving them a ray of sunshine in their dark lives.

Unfortunately, after Jiraiya left, they experienced the most painful thing.

Yahiko is dead.

Afterwards, they reorganized Akatsuki and cooperated with the masked man.

They were careful in this process.

Because the masked man inadvertently revealed it, proving that the other party knew them well.

They have a feeling that their life and death are in each other's hands.

Xiao Nan was always worried and panicked in her heart.

At this time, Feng Nan appeared in her world.

He is powerful!

Beautiful!

Like a god.

Although it was very informal, it unexpectedly made Xiaonan feel relaxed.

Especially the masked man, who suffered many losses in front of him, and the powerful Nagato would lose his temper in anger.

Xiaonan admitted that she was attracted.

but!

She could only keep this idea in her heart.

because……

If you say these words to Feng Nan, if nothing happens, you will be in Feng Nan's bed the next day.

What this guy is best at is kicking his nose in the face!

If you reveal something inadvertently, he will dare to act strong.

"Whatever happens to you, tell me!"

"Okay!" Feng Nan said helplessly: "Xiao Nan, why are you disguising yourself? Payne really doesn't understand his partners."

Xiao Nan's face was expressionless.

"Detonating charms! I want a lot of detonating charms!"

"A large amount? How much?"

"Ten billion!"

"roll!"

Xiao Nan cursed uncontrollably.

Ten billion?

Are you crazy, or am I?

"Xiao Nan, don't be so stingy. You are my woman and I must support your man's work."

Xiao Nan said with a gloomy face, "I'm leaving, see you next time!"

"Don't!" Feng Nan said painfully: "Okay, reduce it a little."

"Nine billion!"

"Buzz!"

Xiaonan's figure gradually disappeared.

"Eight billion, eight billion is enough!"

"Up to a million!"

Xiaonan's figure became fleshed out again, and she said coldly: "Moreover, you must provide a piece of information of sufficient weight in exchange."

"So few?" Feng Nan frowned dissatisfied: "Xiao Nan, don't you want to live this life?"

He really feels less.

Detonating charms are difficult to create.

Even Konoha usually only has a few million to spare.

Of course, Feng Nan has reasons for this.

After Feng Nan took office, he began to build roads.

The detonating talisman consumed a lot in this process.

Not all ninjas have the ability to break open rocks. More often, they need to use detonating talismans to clear obstacles.

In addition, as a ninja of Konoha, you can receive a certain number of detonating charms in the village for free every month.

This depends on the level of the ninja.

Excluding these, there are millions of detonating talismans in Konoha. Now, Konan, who is the number one master of detonating talismans in the ninja world, has given Feng Nan one million detonating talismans.

He certainly wouldn't be happy.

When you bombed Brother Tuzi, you spent a full 600 billion!

You just gave me one million!

Do you send beggars away?

Compared with Brother Tuzi, am I so far behind?

I'm Hokage!

Facing Feng Nan's dissatisfied look, Xiao Nan became even more angry.

"Uchiha Fengnan, tell me, how many times have you asked me for detonating charms this year? You really think I am a free detonating charm provider!"

Feng Nan's momentum suddenly dropped.

Road construction requires more detonating charms than expected.

Konoha's supply is about to have problems. In order to avoid being impeached, the helpless Fengnan can only find Xiaonan.

I did ask for some from her.

There seems to be a lot of them.

However, as a man, how could he lose his momentum at this time?

Especially in front of his own woman!

Feng Nan immediately stood up and sneered: "That's right, Xiao Nan, I'm so brave that I dare to yell at your man. Believe it or not..."

"Believe it or not, I used the detonating talisman to bury you?" Xiao Nan said sadly: "How many detonating talismans are needed to explode your Susanoo? One hundred million? One billion? Ten billion? Or one hundred billion? ?”

The momentum that Feng Nan had just mentioned immediately dissipated.

"Xiaonan, I was wrong, please forgive me!"

Feng Nan said pitifully: "One day, a hundred days of kindness, I am really in trouble now, you can't just ignore me."

"Go away, who will spend the night with you?" Xiao Nan cursed angrily: "It's just one million, not one more."

"no……"

Finally, under Feng Nan's persistence, Xiao Nan spit out and gave two million.

Feng Nan felt relieved.

He has sold detonating charms twice in Konoha.

The original price of the detonating talisman has long since been reduced.

In Konoha now, one detonating talisman only costs about one hundred and eighty taels, which is outrageously low.

Eat two less bowls of ramen to buy one.

It may not be sold yet.

However, with such a large sum of money in the account, the start-up funds for the new project are considered available.

"Tell me, you should have information that interests me!"

Xiao Nan stared at Feng Nan with her beautiful eyes.

Feng Nan fell into deep thought.

He has sold Brother Tuzi's identity, his weaknesses, and a few of his trump cards.

If it continues to be sold, Brother Tuzi will be packed away.

No, find someone else to sell it to.

We can't catch someone and drag him to death!

If Obito is really killed, Uchiha Madara's secret hand will be activated, and he doesn't understand and can't control it!

Thinking about it this way, Brother Tuzi is really handsome!

Thinking of this, Feng Nan coughed dryly and said, "Xiaonan, have you ever heard of the ninjutsu of Reincarnation in the Earth?"

"Reincarnation in dirty soil?" Xiaonan asked curiously: "What is this?"

"A ninjutsu that can bring the dead back to life!"

"What?" Xiaonan exclaimed.

A name flashed across her mind... Yahiko!

Nagato's figure appeared, staring at Feng Nan.

"Ah!" Feng Nan exclaimed and said: "Nagato, you are actually secretly eavesdropping on my conversation with Xiaonan. You are simply not a human being, a beast, a bastard..."

Nagato had a black line on his head and shouted angrily: "Stop pretending, you have discovered me a long time ago! Uchiha Fengnan, don't even think about taking the opportunity to scold me!"

He exhaled and ordered coldly: "Explain the reincarnation of dirty earth to me in detail immediately!"

Feng Nan ignored him, but turned to look at Xiao Nan and said, "Is this a secret?"

"OK!"

"Is it worth two million detonating charms?"

"value!"

"Am I your man?"

"Go away, if you don't tell me, I'll ask someone else, and I won't believe it. You are the only one who knows this ninjutsu."

Feng Nan curled his lips and said: "Okay, reincarnation in the dirty land, this is a taboo ninjutsu."

"This is an S-level forbidden jutsu developed by the Second Hokage Senju Tobirama. This jutsu can summon the souls of dead ninjas back to the human world and resurrect them in physical form."

Konan and Nagato's breathing became heavy.

"I need more detailed information."

Feng Nan glanced at the two people and said: "Extract a certain amount of the body of the deceased, use the body of the living as a container for the soul of the deceased, and then summon the soul of the deceased from the pure land of the underworld to the living world, so that the soul of the deceased can be attached to it. On top of the container, the body of the living person is covered with a special substance, thus turning it into the appearance of the deceased."

Nagato's expression was uncertain.

Xiaonan also looked dazed.

Yahiko's smile appeared in front of his eyes, as if he could touch it.

"Konan!"

Feng Nan called out.

Seeing Xiaonan looking at him, he said seriously: "Do you think this kind of resurrection is really a resurrection?"

"What do you mean?"

Feng Nan sighed and said, "Let me tell you, this kind of resurrection is very illusory."

"The deceased will not be happy either because his soul will be bound forever."

"His body will become a container to seal him, imprisoning him forever."

"Don't use this ninjutsu unless it's against your enemy."

"Because it's a punishment."

Nagato looked cold and said, "Then why are you telling me this?"

Feng Nan said calmly: "Even if I don't say it, you will know it. But I don't know what kind of thoughts those people have, so I might as well say it."

"snort!"

Nagato snorted coldly and disappeared.

Xiao Nan sighed and said: "Feng Nan, really, you might as well not talk about this ninjutsu."

"I just said it. If I don't say it, someone will naturally tell you!" Feng Nan chuckled and said, "For example, Obito, or Uchiha Madara!"

Xiaonan frowned and said, "Why do they keep pestering us? Because of the Samsara Eye?"

"Half right."

"half?"

"Yes, when these eyes are in Nagato's sockets, Uchiha Madara will come to the door. If it were someone else..."

Of course it will appear!

Because these are people’s eyes!

Who is missing his eyes and doesn’t rush forward like crazy?

"Hmph!" Xiaonan snorted coldly and said, "Nagato is very strong, even Uchiha Madara is no match for him."

"Haha, little girl, that's right, you want to trick me." Feng Nan smiled slightly and said: "Okay, since you want to know, then I will tell you, if Uchiha Madara faces Nagato, Nagato can probably hold it. Three or five moves!"

Xiaonan's expression changed drastically and she said, "Really?"

"Absolutely!" Feng Nan said with a smile: "I have Uchiha Madara's information here. I am very sure that Nagato is not Uchiha Madara's opponent, definitely not an opponent. Although he has immortal eyes, he is not an immortal."

Xiao Nan took a deep breath and said, "Feng Nan, I want Uchiha Madara's information."

Feng Nan smiled slightly and said: "Remember to send two million detonating charms."

After saying that, he disappeared.

"This bastard!"

Konan cursed angrily and gritted his teeth: "I don't necessarily want Uchiha Madara's information. It's just a dead man. I don't care about his information!"

"correct!"

Feng Nan's figure appeared again, standing straight on his middle finger, giving him a certain flavor of his own.

"Although Uchiha Madara is dead, he can be resurrected. In fact, the reason why he died back then was precisely because he had absolute certainty that he could be resurrected. Uchiha Obito was a trump card for his resurrection. Such a trump card, and a lot of."

"This information is free. If you want more information next time, double it!"

He disappeared again.

Xiaonan's pretty face was dark.

You run very fast, otherwise, you will be given millions of detonating charms.

Don't you want it?

I will make you afraid when you see the detonating talisman in the future!

only……

"Uchiha Madara!"

Xiaonan frowned.

A man with strong ill will towards Nagato.

But it’s so powerful!

This time, even if you don't want to find Feng Nan, it won't work.

You can’t really bet that what he said is right, right?

Feng Nan is not the kind of person who talks big.

Regarding that legendary figure, even though Xiaonan was full of confidence in Nagato, she still had no confidence.

"Forget it!" Xiao Nan sighed, let's meet Feng Nan in person, this really won't work.

Xiaonan's pretty face turned red as she remembered something.

Delicate and charming, indescribably bright and moving.

She was already in the most beautiful stage of her life.

At this moment, he looked a little shy, and his lethality immediately began to increase exponentially.

If Feng Nan were here right now, he would definitely roar out of control and pounce on him.