Naruto: This Uchiha is too serious

"One day when I had nothing to do, I asked the Raikage to tell a joke."

"That guy started laughing before he even opened his mouth to speak."

"Eahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeany."

"It's not that my laugh point is too low or that my jokes are too good."

"Take a deep breath after finishing it and look back at Naruto."

…

The ninja world has never experienced this.

A crazy song that almost took many people away.

For the first time, they knew that the song could still be sung like this.

Raikage came secretly.

He wanted to know what Feng Nan was doing.

What is Kirabi doing again?

When I heard these lyrics, I couldn't hold my nerve.

One sentence naturally appeared in his mind.

...I thought Kirabi was invincible, but I didn't expect anyone to be braver than him.

Azabu Yi next to him looked spoiled.

Tell me, is this the Hokage?

Whose Hokage is so crazy?

Konoha...

Poor Konoha!

What are you all going through?

After that, singer Feng Nan sang a few more serious songs, such as: Little Apple!

...Above the moon!

...the most dazzling ethnic style!

Of course, they are all songs that have been improved and belong to the ninja world.

These songs bombarded Yunyin.

The whole Yunyin is howling every day.

That day, Kumogakure understood what the fear of being dominated was.

As for Raikage, his face was gloomy all day long.

Is this still my Yunyin?

After being treated harshly by Feng Nan and Qi Labi, Yunyin's entire style of painting changed.

Wait!

Lei Ying looked out the window coldly.

The chuunin exam won't take long. After it's over, I will make Kirabi understand what a brother's love is.

As for Feng Nan, he will die sooner or later!

Qilabi, who was singing Little Apple with Feng Nan, shivered excitedly.

Feng Nan looked at him in surprise and said, "What's wrong? Bi, are you cold?"

"No, it's weird!" Kirabi scratched his head and said immediately: "Forget it, never mind, let's continue!"

"good!"

"You are my little little apple..."

"Yah!"

Below, the Kumogakure were screaming.

This song is simply full of magic.

They were unconsciously led and began to twist their bodies.

Onoki, who had just arrived at Kumogakure, looked dull.

Damn, have you gone to hell?

He looked at Kirabi and Feng Nan who were singing, and then at the cheering Kumogakure people in the audience. He turned to the embarrassed Kumogakure ninja and said: "This is your Kumogakure eight-tails jinchuriki and Konoha The Hokage?"

Who are you lying to?

These are two idiots!

"……right!"

Yunyin just wanted to find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.

Kirabi, Uchiha Fengnan, please, let the baby go!

The baby has endured too much!

Ohnoki stared at the people on the stage and fell silent for a while, then said after a long time: "It's pretty good..."

After saying that, he entered the residence Yunyin prepared for him without looking back.

Kurotsuchi looked at Feng Nan with bright eyes.

Naruto! ?

Known as the strongest man in Konoha, the man closest to the God of Ninja?

Moreover, what song he sang sounded strange?

Well, this man is a bit interesting. It is said that Deidarago also had an encounter with him.

Afterwards, Kirigakure's Mizukage arrived.

Mei Terumi widened her beautiful eyes, looked at the two people on the stage, and said with a smile: "Interesting! So interesting."

Sunagakure didn't come, but sent Sunagakure's hero, Ye Cang!

Looking at Feng Nan, his expression was as weird as possible.

She will fully represent Sunagakure and participate in this Chunin assessment.

The other Kages were surprised. Although it was said to be a Chuunin assessment, everyone knew that this was an alternative meeting of the Five Kages. What was Sunagakure doing?

Have you forgotten that you are the weakest ninja village?

Or is Luo Sha ready to abdicate?

However, at this point, it was hard for them to say anything.

Moreover, Ye Cang's words are also valid. In Sunagakure, the opponent is second only to Kazekage in terms of strength and status.

This is also a person who can take charge of his own affairs.

…

late at night.

Raikage sat silently in the office, looking out the window.

The noisy sound just dissipated, and the whole world seemed to be clean.

Feng Nan and Qilabi immediately stopped singing when it got dark and went back to their homes.

Especially Kirabi, he ran so fast, as if there was a huge monster chasing him behind him.

"squeak!"

The door was pushed open.

Several figures filed in.

"Raikage, why are you looking for us at this time?"

These figures are clearly Earth Shadow, Water Shadow and Ye Cang.

Lei Ying turned around and said calmly: "We're all here!"

All here?

Several people were startled, and then understood.

No one came from Konoha.

Then, the purpose of Raikage calling them here was very clear.

Are you planning to join forces to deal with Konoha?

"Hey!"

Onoki chuckled and said: "Raikage, you are very dissatisfied with Konoha!"

"Are you satisfied?" Raikage said sarcastically: "Stop pretending in front of me, old man Onoki, you probably want everyone in Konoha to die."

He looked at Ye Cang and said, "Sugakure satisfied? Haha, I heard that you will all become vassals of Konoha. Is this the life you want?"

He looked at Terumi Mei again.

"It's been four years. How is Kirigakure's recovery? It can be seen from the sea that you are making a lot of noise."

Terumi Mei's beautiful eyes twinkled slightly.

Kirigakure lives on an island, surrounded by the sea, and everything they do is inseparable from water.

In Yunyin Village, several profitable businesses are also related to the sea and take the sea route.

The other party will notice some of their actions, which is not difficult.

Moreover, there seemed to be an element of threat in Raikage's words.

Kirigakure is currently in the recovery stage, so it is not a good thing to face Kumogakure.

The four people in the office fell silent at the same time.

After a long time;

Mei Terumi was the first to say: "When the fog appears, there is no way for a war to break out."

Ye Cang also said: "I can't make the decision regarding Sunagakure."

Lei Ying waved his hand and said calmly: "I don't want a war to break out either."

"and you……"

The Raikage looked at the Tsuchikage and said, "Mr. Onoki, are you not ready to speak? This would be boring."

"Haha!" Onoki smiled slightly and said: "Konoha is developing too fast. In the past, they were not peaceful internally, but the ninja world could still maintain stability. Now, Uchiha Fengnan has come to power, Danzo has become a rebel ninja, and Sarutobi Hiruzen completely took advantage of this opportunity, Akimichi Tifeng began to live in seclusion again, and Konoha has almost become the only one in Uchiha, which is not a good thing for the ninja world."

He looked at the three people present and chuckled: "With Uchiha's temperament, Lord Hayakura and Lord Mizukage, how long do you think this peace can exist?"

Terumi Mei frowned and said, "Mr. Ohnoki, it seems that you have discussed it with the Raikage?"

"It's not an agreement!" Onoki explained: "It's just that our views on Konoha are the same. When I came here today and saw that there are no people from Konoha here, I understood what Raikage was thinking."

The two women looked at each other and fell silent.

Terumi Mei said: "What do you want us to do? Join forces to destroy Konoha?"

Is this possible?

Raikage couldn't help rolling his eyes and said: "That's impossible. We don't want a war to break out. However, I heard that Uchiha Fengnan has been unwilling to meet the Fire Country Daimyo. I think we can find something for them. Trouble, let Konoha be in chaos from within."

Both women looked interested.

…

Soon, the Chuunin examination began.

The final round is a duel between ninjas.

The ninjas who can make it here are the elite genin of each ninja village.

They passed numerous tests and stood here, representing their own Ninja Village and making a voice to the Ninja World.

Feng Nan was also dragged to the venue by people from Konoha.

He found that the venue for the third game was somewhat similar to the place where Naruto participated in the chuunin examination in the original work.

It was a wide circular venue.

open air!

There are flowers, grass, and trees!

There are also a few small animals.

This is to make it easier for ninjas to perform their secret arts.

In addition, unlike the original work, there is a small pool and rockery here.

"More comprehensive than Konoha's?" Feng Nan looked at it with interest.

The Chunin assessment held in the original work was quite unfair.

If nothing else, look at how many Konoha ninjas have advanced to the final round?

Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, Aburame Shino, Hinata Hitsuji, Gaara, Kankuro, Temari, Toss Anvil.

There were nine people in total, five of whom were genin of Konoha.

Is that really a coincidence?

Or the protagonist’s halo?

Not necessarily!

Perhaps, there is another reason why other ninja villages dare not send their outstanding ninjas to participate in the chuunin examination.

Among the five great ninja villages, Sunagakure and Konoha are also the main ones.

So, this time, all five major ninja villages participated in the chunin assessment held by Kumogakure. Is it 'fair'?

At least, relatively fair, right?

Feng Nan's expression was playful.

"Hey, Naruto!"

Lei Ying stared at him with a dark face.

"What's wrong?" Feng Nan looked at him blankly.

Lei Ying still had a gloomy face and said coldly: "What do you think?"

"Hey!" Feng Nan laughed. With my bad temper, what I like most is someone showing their teeth and claws in front of me, and watching me knock out his teeth.

"Raiying, look at your expression, are you very dissatisfied with me? If so, that's right. I like it best when others are dissatisfied with me. The more dissatisfied you are, the happier I am."

Upon hearing Feng Nan's provocative words, Lei Ying's face was filled with murderous intent.

"Ahem!"

Yashiro, one of Feng Nan's guards, coughed dryly and whispered: "Hokage-sama, where are you sitting..."

"Location? What happened to the location?"

Feng Nan turned his head and looked around, and suddenly the corners of his eyes twitched a few times.

Where he sat, the word "Thunder" was written clearly.

this……

Sitting in the wrong seat?

I became the Raikage! ?

Don't blame Feng Nan, he has always been the core, so while staring at the assessment venue just now, he subconsciously sat in the core position.

The problem is, this is Cloud Hidden Village.

The status of the five major ninja villages is equal. As the host, Yunyin should sit at the core position.

Feng Nan's behavior seemed a bit provocative...

So, Feng Nan fell silent.

He looked at Raikage silently.

Raikage and others also looked at him silently.

The atmosphere was somewhat solidified.

"Crack!"

Suddenly, Feng Nan made an unexpected move.

He picked up the chair and sat aside.

"I just love this chair."

The Raikage has a black line on his head. Even if you move the chair away, what should you do with the word 'Thunder' written on it?

Do you want him to sit on the word "fire"?

Ask the people in Kumogakure and Konohagakure whether they agree?

Anyway, I don’t agree!

"Crack!"

Feng Nan started to use his hands and broke them off with force, breaking off the word "Thunder" and the word "Fire", and then slapped them on their respective chairs.

"This chair has pretty features and is perfect for me!"

Thus he said;

Raikage took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to swear, and sat down in the core position.

"Crack!"

The weight of the little giant Lei Ying caused a lot of vibration, so the word "Thunder" that Feng Nan slapped on the chair fell off with a snap!

Lost!

After a while of rolling, it stopped at the feet of Raikage.

Lei Ying watched silently, and the atmosphere became solid again.

He turned his head and looked at Feng Nan silently.

Feng Nan immediately turned his head and whistled.

Don't look at it, don't think that because you look like Zhong Kui from my hometown, I'm afraid of you.

Even if Zhong Kui comes, I won't be afraid!

To put it bluntly, I am very strong and you can’t beat me!

"snort!"

Raikage snorted heavily and nodded to Toshiro who was speechless on the side.

Toshiro exhaled, strode forward and walked into the venue.

"This chunin assessment will be presided over by me, Toshiro!"

Toshiro strode to the center of the venue and said loudly: "Now, please come forward and draw lots from the genin of each village who participated in the chunin assessment."

The genin of the five major ninja villages walked toward Toshiro.

Five people from Konoha!

The Seven Cloud Hidden People!

The five Iwagakure!

Kirigakure three people!

Sunagakure and two!

Exactly twenty-two people.

In fact, odd numbers don’t matter.

Because this assessment is not based on strength, but performance.

Some people are not strong, but during the battle, their performance is amazing, and they can also pass the test and become chuunin.

Nara Shikamaru, a guy who relies on his brains, became a chuunin because of this.

A unique chuunin in that chuunin assessment.

It's definitely not because his father is Nara Shikaku, the brains of Konoha and the leader of Ino Shikacho.

Um?

Feng Nan looked at these people, his brows furrowed slightly. He turned to look at Yakumo and nodded slightly.

Yakumo chuckled and strode out.

The Raikage and the others couldn't help but frown and said, "Do the disciples of the Hokage also want to participate?"

"Although she is my disciple, a genin is a genin, and at best, she is just a little girl with little actual combat experience. How normal is it to check her own strength!"

Feng Nan's answer was an understatement.

Yashiro and others who knew him well knew that something was going to go wrong in the Chuunin exam this time, otherwise, the Hokage would not have sent Yakumo out.

Although this little girl is less than thirteen years old, she already has the strength close to that of a jounin.

If a sneak attack and assassination were carried out, many jounin would die at Yakumo's hands.

In this chuunin assessment, is the quality of genin so high?

Yashiro and others were suspicious.