Naruto's Leisure Life

Chapter 1: Dead Fish-Eyed Boy

“Moonshine Blast!! Bastard!! You slept in my class again!!! An earth-shattering roar came from the classroom of Konoha Ninja School, and a young teacher with his iconic pineapple head tied to him was shouting a reprimand at a black-haired teenager sitting in the first row.

The young man, that is, the classmate called Moonlight Wind in the mouth of this young teacher of the Nara family, slowly raised his head with a hard look, and opened his eyes in confusion, the pair… Just by looking at it, the dead fish eyes that can make the young people in the 21st century think of advertising slogans such as “Huiyuan Kidney Bao, he is good and I am good”, and blinked his eyes with a dumb face: “Shikadai-sensei, is there something wrong?” ”

Looking at the dead fish-eyed boy’s look of “are you in trouble”, the young teacher named Shikayo flashed with the writing “#”, which is read as “angry” on his forehead.

“Keso (abominable)!!! You bastard boy!!! Don’t put on a cute look for me, sit in the first row and dare to sleep under my nose!!! You! This! Be! Self! Look for! Die! Road!! ”

Nara’s Shikayo face is covered in shadows, revealing only a pair of eyes shining red, which deeply interprets what blackening is.

“It’s not that the teacher is small, but the students are too angry; It’s not a brother or a person, it’s really a sister-in-law who is too fan/person; ”

“Ahem, there is no second half of the sentence.” However, this time, be sure to give this bastard a little color, teacher, I am a man who participated in the second ninja world war!!!

The art of beheading in Tudu’s heart!

Stinky boy give me a good introspection in it! Leaving Ye Xiu with only one head on the ground under the desk, Nara Shikayo looked like he had a clear idea, and stood on the podium again and began to lecture to the little children below.

Almost at the same time, on the Hokage Rock, a dead fish-eyed boy slowly “floated” out of the soil and then sat on the head of the “three generations”, and then lay down on his back, enjoying the sunshine, holding a green grass in his mouth, Ye Xiutong’s shoes squinted at his dead fish eyes that looked extraordinarily prelude: “Ah, ah… Another day of peace…”

In the distance, the three generations of eyes who seemed to feel something, put down the scroll they were looking at, looked sideways at the Hokage Rock, and the corners of their eyes tugged unconsciously, “It’s this stinky boy again, dare to let go of my old man’s stone statue…”, alas, sighed deeply, the third generation of old men shook their heads helplessly, and continued to look at his intelligence scroll: The country of earth seems to be restless again….

Unconsciously, Ye Zheng was immersed in his world, and a mechanical panel appeared in front of no one:

Character: Moonlight Blaster (Ye Xiu).

Gender: Male

Title: Second year of ninja school

Abilities: Penetration, Dance of the Night (Golden), Killing of the Mist Night (Silver), Spirit of Spring Eating (Silver), Earth Escape, Wind Escape, Konoha Ryu Swordsmanship…

Possessions: Black Dragon Contract (Gold), Safety Little Red Umbrella (Bronze), Authentic Knife (Silver)….

The above is part of the harvest of Ye Xiu Tong’s shoes so far

“Whether to start today’s lottery, there are 20 hours left in the lottery”, a familiar mechanical voice suddenly sounded in Ye Xiu’s mind, “Well, anyway, you can’t accumulate the number of daily draws, just draw it directly”

Immediately, a summoning array slowly appeared in front of him, and a faint golden light began to fill up, and this golden light mist made Ye Xiu, who looked lazy, suddenly excited, “Lie down!” Golden! , It is actually a gold-level rarity thing! What will it give me this time? Artifact of the gods? Or a rare ability? In his expectant eyes, the golden light gradually dissipated, and a golden … The fish, appearing before his eyes, lay motionless in the posture of the “salted fish .jpg” that is very famous in modern times….

Item: Original salted fish (golden) Introduction: The first salted fish in the multiverse, the meat quality is extremely delicious, and its rarity is comparable to the ,…… of an artifact

Ye Xiu looked at the salted fish in front of him with a dull expression, no, it should be called the original salted fish… What an inexplicable joy, “Wow! Golden salted fish! ”

Not to mention the crying and laughing Ye Xiu children’s shoes, Nara Shika, who was gushing about the knowledge of the textbook at the ninja school, glanced at the little head exposed under the desk with the afterglow of his eyes, and found that someone was actually continuing to sleep! A larger “#” sign appears on the forehead.

“This stinky boy!!! Does Lao Tzu’s class make you bored like that!!! “The textbook in my hand quickly rolled into a volume: enlightenment! Stinky boy!

Konoha teacher Uki! Book Strike Paragraph! Chalk head two paragraphs! Blackboard wipe three segments! The white chalk head and the black chalkboard rub under the control of shadow mimicry and fall simultaneously with the scroll…

“Bang!” With a soft sound, a stream of green smoke drifted away, leaving only a hole under the desk that was not deep or shallow, and Ye Xiutong’s shoes, who should have been trapped inside, had long disappeared!

Forehead!!!

Nara Shikayo kept the movement of waving the book, and it was instantly petrified….

“Hey!! No way!! ”

“When…”

A burst of light shouts remembered in the class, a group of little fart children in the class instantly exchanged heads and ears in shock, and the two little loli with purple hair and black hair who were at the same table with someone touched their foreheads with their hands and sighed: “Sure enough… This guy…” The “little monkey” at the back table, no, it should be said that it was a little boy who looked like a little monkey couldn’t help but tug at the corners of his mouth: “This guy… and used the Escape and Doppelganger Technique to skip class”, as he spoke, he couldn’t help but think of somewhere else, “Ah, how nice it would be if I could also penetrate it~ so that I could do this and that~” Thinking about it, a colored expression appeared on his face, fantasizing about the appearance of Aunt Kyoko next door taking a bath. I didn’t expect you to be such a Shaqima! No, Asma!

On the other side, the teacher in the petrified state, Nara Shikayo, can only be described as extremely gray at the moment, “Actually, he was blatantly put on by his own students”

“You guys… Study by yourself…” After that, Nara teacher, who fell into a thick shadow, looked unloveable and slowly walked out of the classroom.