National Forensic Doctor

"Comrade, thank you, thank you." Lei Xin rushed back from the garbage dump and shook hands with good citizen Wang Kejiang.

After receiving the news, he escaped from the garbage mountain and ran and jumped to the police station here, where he happened to meet Wang Kejiang who had finished taking notes.

Wang Kejiang was stylishly dressed and wore a colorful graffiti jacket. He shook hands with Lei Xin very reservedly: "You're welcome, I was just walking the dog...no...it really stinks..."

Wang Kejiang was so sick that he felt like vomiting, and it was almost unbearable. He immediately let go of Lei Xin's hand, took two steps back, looked at Lei Xin with a ferocious expression, and then looked at his right hand, feeling the urge to chop it off.

"Hey... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I stayed in the garbage mountain for too long and forgot." Lei Xin touched his head apologetically, and then regretted it a little.

Wang Kejiang waved his hands, and at the same time smelled the stench wafting in the air, he felt desperate in his heart: "If I go home like this, will my dog ​​let me in?"

"I'm really sorry. Hey, Lao Lei, you're just repaying a favor with a grudge." The director of our office smiled and came up to smooth things over, and then wiped Wang Kejiang's hands.

Soon, a household registration police officer came quickly and handed a prepared dog certificate to Wang Kejiang.

"Well, Ada will be a regular dog from now on..." The director expressed his thanks again.

Wang Kejiang also became happy. This was also the request he had just tentatively made. It is not easy to get a dog license in Qinghe City. Of course, most people are too lazy to apply for it. When he had the chance, he got a photo ID for his dog Ada.

"I'll go back and take a photo, make a sign, and hang it around the dog's neck." Wang Kejiang forgot about the smell of his right hand and clasped the director's hands tightly.

"It's okay to hang up your original ID card. If you need to apply for a new one, just come over and say it." The director sincerely thanked Wang Kejiang. If it weren't for this fashionable young man, he would have gone to the garbage mountain in two days at most.

Lei Xin's criminal police brigade has all been filled in. The first batch of young men who entered the scene have already had their taste buds. It's time to come back and rest. The next wave of people who will be mobilized can only be at the scene of the incident. The policemen at the police station.

Lei Xin himself smiled and sent the person out. After Jiang Yuan confirmed it, he quickly called the criminal police at the garbage mountain.

"Come back, the murder weapon was found." Lei Xin's voice was blocked and smelled bad.

The deputy captain on the other end of the phone even choked up: "Found it? Really found it? Where did you find it?"

"Under a tree in the community. The owner who was walking his dog found it." Lei Xin paused and said solemnly: "Come back."

"Okay! Okay!" The deputy brigade responded repeatedly, then hesitated and said, "Have you verified it with Team Jiang? I'm leading the team back now. If you want to mobilize to pick up garbage again, I won't be able to handle it."

"It's been verified, it's been verified..." Lei Xin sighed and repeated: "Come back, come back and have something good, I'll treat you."

"Eating something good or something stinky is enough!" the deputy captain laughed.

evening.

A group of criminal police officers were sitting in the yard of a barbecue restaurant, looking suspiciously at the cow dung slab barbecue in the center of the yard.

Is this thing edible?

Why doesn't this thing stink?

Why do you want to eat this thing?

As a criminal police officer, everyone’s questions come up one after another.

The owner of the barbecue restaurant, Chen Daqian, and his staff were even more confused. They only made cow dung stone slab barbecue a few times a year, and they did it on a private basis. It was considered a specialty of the store.

The burning temperature of cow dung is relatively low and can be heated evenly. In order to highlight this feature and to store heat well and be distinctive, they added stone slabs. Of course, there are similar projects in Mongolia and other places, and the meat grilled in this way is very tender.

Needless to say, the meat baked from cow dung also has a refreshing aroma of grass. Cows have four stomachs, and their digestive system is dominated by bacteria. Therefore, cow dung is equivalent to four fermentation processes. Plant fiber, which contains about 10% crude protein, about 1% crude fat, and less than 30% crude fiber.

Therefore, the burning cow dung does not smell bad, it can only be said to have a special smell. There is a reason why some Indian snacks can only be made with cow dung. Ridicule does not count, but if you think that 1.5 billion people have the same misunderstanding, then you must be very good.

However, today's barbecue yard really smells worse than barbecued shit!

The owner of the barbecue restaurant, Chen Daqian, has been working for so many years. Every year, people tease him as a "shit griller", but he laughs it off. In the past two years, people have begun to call him a "shit griller", and Chen Daqian is just a "shit griller". smile.

However, after roasting shit for so many years, Chen Daqian didn’t know what the real smell was until today.

"Boss Jiang, let's... why don't we eat something different today?" Chen Daqian found Jiang Fuzhen with a very nervous expression.

It was Lei Xin who invited guests to sign the bill today, but it was Jiangfu Town who was looking for a place. The store that this barbecue restaurant rented also came from Jiangfu Town. Chen Daqian neither wanted to offend the police nor dared to offend the landlord. In the end, he still felt that the landlord Easy to talk to.

Jiang Fuzhen asked: "Why change?"

"It's so smelly. I'm afraid they really think we're roasting shit." Chen Daqian told the truth, "All the neighbors are posting on WeChat Moments. If we do this again, people will really think our cow dung barbecue is smelly." It doesn’t work…”

"Do you think the people who come to eat your cow dung barbecue don't smell bad?" Liu Jinghui was chatting with Jiang Fuzhen just now. Looking back, he made a logical statement.

Chen Daqian was stunned when he was asked. He had never thought about this angle.

When he was a "dung roaster", and even earlier, during his years as a "dung roaster", he always explained to his guests that cow dung actually does not stink...

However, the people who actually book a place to eat cow dung barbecue are actually here for the smell?

In Chen Daqian's mind, countless images flashed through his mind, and finally they overlapped together:

"Boss, your cow dung barbecue doesn't stink either!"

Chen Daqian slapped his thigh in annoyance: "Yes, why didn't I think of that?"

"Do you understand?" Liu Jinghui held the pearl of wisdom in his hand, as if he had seen through Chen Daqian's heart.

"I understand." Chen Daqian bowed slightly: "I will ask someone to buy some snail noodle seasoning now."

Liu Jinghui holds the pearl of wisdom: "Yes?"

The familiar smell of snail noodles rose from the courtyard, and people around felt relieved:

"Right, this smells really bad."

"It stinks."

"The smelly man is a little hungry..."

The police officers in the courtyard also showed expressions of relief. Now, they were not the only ones suffering from the stench. With this stinking body, eating this stinky meal is just right, just as it is, just right.

"Thank you for your hard work." Jiang Yuan raised his glass and touched it with Lei Xin, and said honestly: "It's my limited skills that have made everyone suffer..."

"Captain Jiang, I'm sorry if you say that. You gave us a chance to work hard. Without you to strategize, it would be useless for us to work hard and climb the garbage mountain." Lei Xin hurriedly followed Jiang Yuan Clinking glasses, he added: "Seriously, as long as I can solve the case, you can let me climb the garbage mountain every day... maybe half a month a month. I'll be fine."

Lei Xin said and looked to his side.

"I'll climb in the remaining half month." The deputy captain cooperated with a smile.

"I can crawl for a week." The instructor was not very conscious today.

"I'm retiring soon." The deputy instructor said with a smile, then came over with a cup, touched it with Jiang Yuan, and said with a smile: "I have seen many amazing detectives, but one as amazing as Captain Jiang, really It's so rare. To be honest, I've never seen one. This case has already been solved. It's just a matter of finding evidence. It's a little stumbling. It's like climbing a mountain of rubbish. What can I say? This is my first time accompanying a forensic doctor to remove rubbish. Corpse, how much more stinky than the garbage mountain, Captain Jiang can do it, there’s nothing I can’t do.”

"Long live understanding!" Jiang Yuan raised his glass and drank a whole glass of beer in one breath.

Liu Jinghui also had a drink with him and said: "To be fair, this case is really difficult to solve. There are almost no traces at the scene. The murder weapon is also special. The murderer was lucky. It is not easy to complete the whole chain."

"As long as it's solved." Huang Qiangmin smiled carelessly, winked at Lei Xin and said, "This is considered a current case, so there will be no points added to the combat power rankings."

In Shannan Province's police force rankings, for the criminal police brigade level, if all current cases are solved, it is worth 100 points. If one case is not solved, it is worth 0 points. If two cases are not solved, it is minus 100 points. It is a reverse deduction. Therefore, if the Shuxiang Mingyuan case is solved, the Qianjin District Criminal Police Brigade will not receive points, but both the Ningtai County Bureau and the Ningtai County Criminal Police Brigade will receive points.

Lei Xin waved his hand: "That list has already been yours, what's there to see?"

As soon as the topic changed, everyone's interest became higher.

Lei Xin then announced that those who climbed over the garbage mountain would have two days off, and everyone cheered even more. In these days, if a criminal police officer can take a full weekend off, he is considered a blessing.

It was time for Jiang Yuan to drink wine and eat meat. When his stomach was full, he went to Lei Xin and said, "Team Lei, you send two people who are not on vacation. Come back and run to a few places with my people."

"Huh? Is it a case?" Lei Xin drank and was a little dull.

Jiang Yuan nodded: "In the previous murder case, wasn't there a person whose head was hit with a blunt instrument and there were bamboo shavings left? I have some ideas."