National Games Escape: A Perspective On The Opening, Taking Reba To Eat Chicken

Many Chinese netizens who knew the truth laughed crookedly after hearing this serious nonsense.

"Boss, do you think I believe it or not? (Goutou)"

"Ah, yes, the cause of the border conflict is indeed because of a big goat. (dog head)"

"Xiao Gao: Ah, yes, I really drive sheep and do the splits. (dog head)"

"Li Aiguo: Oh, yes, yes, I killed a big goat (dog head)."

At this moment, looking at the barrage of these ghosts and ghosts, the director laughed.

At the same time, I couldn’t help but murmur:

"These days, it's getting harder and harder for netizens to fool..."

"We have to find a way to improve our level of combat..."

On the other hand, Tuantuan naturally knew that the bureau was deceiving.

But it was not revealed.

Instead, he immediately smoothed things over and said:

"Aha! Our forest god is awake!"

"Let's pay attention to Lin Shen!"

At this moment, in the battle royale world, on the top of the ten-story blue rooftop.

Lin Tian woke up leisurely.

On the other hand, Reba was still sleeping soundly.

The way Reba sleeps is like a sleeping beauty.

The perfect profile was revealed in front of Lin Tian.

Lin Tian couldn't bear to wake him up.

Decided to make breakfast first.

But I found that the sky at this moment was extremely dim.

Gray.

It's like the end of the world.

Looking far away, I saw a dark sandstorm blowing towards Picardo.

So much so that now I can eat a mouthful of sand with just one mouthful.

The air is filled with sand.

Obviously, making breakfast on the rooftop is not a wise choice.

Going to bed early on the rooftop is not a wise choice.

Without saying anything, Lin Tian gently held Lin Tian in his arms and went down the hollow steel ladder to the tenth floor.

Put Reba in a room among 16 rooms.

Then he used some tattered clothes on the ground to cover the broken windows.

Such a scene made Chinese female netizens sigh.

"Lin Tian is so gentle and attentive, I even cried when I saw him..."

"If I were sleeping there, even if I was buried in the sand, my husband would not even look at me. (Black face)"

"Sisters upstairs, your husband is pretty good. If it were my husband, he would be very naughty and stuff a handful of sand (dog heads) into my mouth."

"You two sisters upstairs, just be content. If it were my husband, he would not only feed sand into my mouth, but also coax me to say, 'Baby, have breakfast' (black face) )"

"Three girls upstairs, your husbands are simply role models for us! Damn!"

At this moment, in the world of battle royale.

Zhang Dapao, who had been sleeping on the 10th floor, was woken up by the sound of Lin Tian cooking.

"Aqiu...!" Zhang Dapao sneezed.

Then he said angrily: "Why do I have so much sand in my mouth..."

In response, Lin Tian replied while making breakfast:

"There's a sandstorm outside."

Zhang Dapao scratched his head and smoothed the sand out of his hair.

Then open the map and check the security zone refresh.

"Brother Lin, we don't need to run out of poison today."

"Picardo is still in the safe zone." Zhang Dapao informed.

Hearing this, Lin Tian breathed a sigh of relief:

"Well, this is best."

"It would be dangerous if we braved the sandstorm to escape the poison."

"Today we will stay in Picardo City for the day."

"Wait until the sand city is no longer blown away before leaving."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Dapao's eyes lit up and he quickly asked:

"Really?!"

Seeing Zhang Dapao so excited, Lin Tian couldn't help but ask:

How happy?"

In response to this, Zhang Dapao shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Brother Lin, let me tell you the truth."

"Yesterday, I discovered a game arcade."

"The kind you can play arcade games on."

“And the game arcade is fully stocked with cigarettes, snacks, and drink machines!”

"or.."

As he said that, Zhang Dapao raised his eyebrows and showed a look that you know how to do.

Unexpectedly, Lin Tian stopped cooking and looked angry:

"Zhang Dapao, we are representing the country now and trying to survive in this foreign world!"

"Do you know how much disaster our every thoughtless move will bring to the country?!"

"Can you be more serious!"

Zhang Dapao was stunned by such a scolding.

He didn't understand why Brother Lin was so angry?

He's not like this usually...

But at this time, Zhang Dapao suddenly noticed that Lin Tian pointed at the house behind him.

Then he gestured like a boo.

Zhang Dapao was not stupid. He turned his eyes and figured it out.

Brother Lin is telling us that walls have ears and Reba is eavesdropping...

The next second, Zhang Dapao changed his playful smile and said seriously:

"Brother Lin, I'm sorry! I made a mistake!"

"How could I even think about going to an arcade and playing games?"

"I'll blow up the game arcade later!"

The words fell.

The door to the back room opened with a click.

Reba pretended to be having sex and walked out.

"Hatch..."

"Good morning."

"What were you talking about just now?"

Reba was very thief and pretended not to hear anything.

In this regard, Lin Tian was the first to answer:

"Master Pao said he found a game arcade and wanted to play games."

"But I don't allow it."

"This is too dangerous."

On the other hand, Zhang Dapao pretended to be apologetic and said:

"I know I was wrong."

Hearing this, Reba was very satisfied.

Lin Tian is very honest and doesn't hide anything.

What he said was exactly the same as what he had just overheard.

Next, the Danians sat around the hot pot.

Start having breakfast.

We had hot pot for breakfast, and the quality of the food was second to none.

One word: arrogant.

However, both Zhang Dapao and Lin Tian ate less for this breakfast.

Qian Qian took a few bites and then dropped his chopsticks and stopped eating.

"Why don't you two eat?" Reba didn't even feel full.

In this regard, Lin Tian explained casually:

"When you eat a mouthful of meat, half of the mouthful is filled with sand, and it hurts your teeth."

On the other hand, Zhang Dapao also explained:

"Eating hot pot in the morning is too greasy. I have high cholesterol.

Hearing this, Reba Na’s face was filled with black lines!

We are in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds now!

Survive, brother...

Being able to have hot hot pot is pretty awesome!

You two actually dislike co-writing?

Why is your mouth so tight?

"Whether you like to eat or not, you will fall down if you don't." Reba said with a dark face.

Then he ate happily.

On the other hand, Lin Tian and Zhang Dapao looked at each other silently with stern eyebrows.

Tacitly.

Started to hold back the water...

Lin Tian silently added another cigarette and said calmly:

"I have to go downstairs and search again."

"We're going to run out of cigarettes."

"If I didn't smoke, my hands would be shaking when I shoot.

Speaking of this, Lin Tian warned Reba:

"Reba, there is a sandstorm today and the visibility is extremely low."

"You just stay in this house and don't go out."

"It would be bad if we got separated."

With that said, Lin Tian put on his backpack, put on his body armor, put on his helmet, and went downstairs with two guns.

Before Lin Tian went downstairs, he winked at Zhang Dapao.

Zhang Dapao understood this instantly.

After waiting for probably three to five minutes, Zhang Dapao also stood up from the ground.

Said to Reba:

"Reba, I'm also going to search for supplies.

"The Coke is almost gone."

"I have to find a few more bottles."

"Without Coke, my hands would shake when I shoot."

With that said, Zhang Dapao put on his backpack, put on his body armor, put on his helmet, and went downstairs with two handfuls of big pineapples.

"Ah!!! Why did you leave me alone in the building!"

"I want to go with you!"

Reba was unhappy and shouted to go out.

Zhang Dapao:OO

At this time, Zhang Dapao was a little panicked.

You can't follow me...

Looking at the yellow sand floating in from outside the house, Zhang Dapao had an idea.

"There's a sandstorm blowing outside."

"The air is full of sand."

"Aren't you afraid that your skin will be scratched by the sand?"

"I'm a rough old man, it's okay even if I eat sand...

"But Reba, you..."

Hearing what Zhang Dapao said, Reba flinched...

"Reba, listen to Brother Lin and stay in the room."

"If you get bored, just play this."

With that said, Zhang Dapao took out a handheld game console he picked up from the game hall and handed it to Reba.

This kind of game console is the kind that people born in the 90s often played when they were young.

Black and white screen, there are several buttons below the screen.

Several mini games are built in.

Such as Tetris, tank battle, racing and so on.

"Yeah! It's great to have this."

Reba was so happy.

Finally, I can relieve my boredom.

Seeing Reba returning to the back room with the game console, Zhang Dapao breathed a sigh of relief.

With lightning speed and a sprint speed of 100 meters, he went downstairs with a bang...

The stairs made a thumping sound.

Not long after, Zhang Dapao came downstairs.

Calling everywhere downstairs:

"Brother Lin, Brother Lin, where are you?"

"I'm here." Lin Tian stepped out from a corner.

"Reba didn't come with you, right?" Lin Tian asked.

"No."

"I gave her a game console and she was playing by herself. 543" Zhang Dapao said.

"This is great." Lin Tian felt happy.

Then, the two went straight to the game hall.

After passing through the winding streets, the two came to the entrance of the game hall.

Zhang Dapao jumped into the counter and carried all the cigarettes, drinks, and snacks inside.

Then the backup power supply in the arcade was started.

A game console was turned on.

Next, the two of them smoked cigarettes, ate snacks, showed off their Cokes, and played arcade games.

Not to mention how chic he is.

The two of them were playing the King of Fighters game.

You punch, I kick.

The killings come and go.

At this moment, the two of them seemed to be shrinking and returning to their childhood.

Full of artistic conception

Such a scene made the 100 million Chinese viewers laugh crookedly.

"Pfft haha... I thought from the beginning that these two people didn't hold their shit in, and I guessed it right (dog head)"

"Okay, I acted for half an hour, just to send Reba away and play a game (dog head)"

"So, the opposite sex is just for reproduction, while the same sex is true love!"

"Lin Tian: My breakfast is full of sand and I can't eat it. The next second, I bang my head on the snacks."

"Lin Tian: Reba, just stand here and don't move. I'll go search for a pack of cigarettes (dog head) in the arcade."

"Lin Tian and Zhang Dapao must have eight hundred tricks in total (dog head)"

"Reba is too innocent, who did you fall for?"

"Upstairs, do you think Reba is careless? She has been up long ago and has been eavesdropping on the conversation between the two. (dog head)"

"So, if the devil is one foot high, the road is safe."

"Humph! Are all you men like this? You're not honest at all!"

"@180-pound little fairy, aren't you forced to do this by your women? I won't do this or that all day long."

"@180-pound little fairy, sometimes you need a kind lie."

"But a kind lie is also a lie."

"@180-pound little fairy, this cube-shaped lady, please sit down!"

"Can't we take Reba to play with us?!"

"Who would take a player who is a loser, likes to play rogue, and likes to sulk to play with? (Gotou)"

"Holy shit! The guy upstairs is awesome. He summed it up incisively and got to the point right away!!"