National Games Escape: A Perspective On The Opening, Taking Reba To Eat Chicken

Seeing Sister Zhou explaining the live broadcast, a lot of crooked sticks suddenly poured in.

How can Chinese netizens tolerate this?

Without saying a word, tens of millions of Chinese netizens tilted their keyboards!

Counterattack mode starts crackling!

"Where is the Slant Key Immortal?"

"If God had not given birth to me as a keyboard warrior, my eternity would be like a long night! - Keyboards!!!"

"@波国欧巴, Lin Shen is indeed not cheating, you can eat shit."

"Is it possible to slander our Lin Shen? It's enough for labor and management to stuff Selu into the money!"

"Haha... Yes, yes, our God Lin is indeed cheating. Report it! Go find the National Games Organization. Do you think they are paying attention to you? Besides, can you contact them?"

"Haha, stick is stick, the word despicable and shameless is fully displayed."

"If you can't afford it, don't play it. What about this beeping thing?"

In the live broadcast room, the scolding war intensified!

On the other hand, Sister Zhou, looking at the accounts in the live broadcast room with these stick accounts spouting shit, how can she bear it?

Without saying anything, he shouted directly:

"Technician, ban and kick out all these stick accounts!"

The technician nodded: "I've wanted to do this for a long time!"

After a while, under the technician's magical operation, these squeaky stick remarks suddenly disappeared.

The barrage has become much quieter.

On the other hand, he was short and tight. He couldn't control his thoughts and couldn't help but said:

"I think there is something wrong with Lin Tian!"

"How did he find Li Zexi in the tool room?"

"This unscientific!"

Hearing this, Sister Zhou was about to reply.

But she found that she couldn't explain it.

Judging from the battlefield replay screen, Li Zexi was in the tool room without missing a beat.

Theoretically, it is impossible for Lin Tian to discover Li Zexi.

That is, there is only one explanation.

This explanation is: Lin Tian is open?

However, Sister Zhou is unwilling to admit that Lin Tian is gay.

You can't admit that even to death.

At this time, the bureau chief stepped forward to rescue Sister Zhou.

"I do have an explanation."

Hearing this, Xiao Da looked at the bureau seat tightly and said with evil intentions:

"I want to see if the director can have any insights?"

The director didn't say much, he just said two words:

"intuition."

Hearing this, everyone was stunned.

"When I was young, I served as a soldier."

"I learned a lot of strange things from the veterans who survived the battlefield."

"According to the recollections of a veteran."

"People are intuitive."

“Potential hazards can be detected.”

"A veteran recalled that he once had a comrade who could sense through intuition whether there were any living people within a radius of fifty meters."

“Once, veterans slept in a mass grave with their comrades.”

"While sleeping until midnight, my comrades suddenly said that there were living people nearby."

"At that time, everyone thought he was asleep."

"This is a mass grave. How could there be any living people?"

"However, at his insistence, a new grave was dug."

"It turned out that the old man who had just been buried in the grave was sitting in the coffin and gasping for air!"

Having said this, the director concluded:

"So, I personally think so."

"Lin Tian has very unique battlefield intuition."

"He discovered Li Zexi hiding in the toilet through intuition."

At this moment, after hearing the bureau’s analysis, netizens agreed:

“This wash is good (dog head)”

"As expected of the director of the War and Deception Bureau, his deception skills are top-notch."

"That's right. Lin Tian's battlefield intuition also has an alias called plug-in (dog head)."

"Seeing the director's serious refutation of the rumors, I just want to laugh (dog head)"

"I believe it. Bureau Chief, please take away your magical powers. (Dog Head)"

On the other hand, Xiao Dajin retorted:

"Boss, I don't agree with your statement..."

"I still feel..."

The short and tight words haven’t been finished yet!

Sudden!

In the sky of blue stars!

The voice of the National Games organizer appeared!

[Southern Bangzi Country player Li Zexi died in battle! Nanbangzi Country is punished! 】

[All men in Bangzi Country, Akun, are 5 centimeters shorter! 】

boom! !

When the mechanical tone falls!

The crotches of tens of millions of men from the Nanbangzi Kingdom shrank in an instant! ! !

For a time, the country of Bangzi was filled with mourning!

"Axi! This is worse than killing us!"

"Axi! My Akun has disappeared!"

"Axi! My Aku only has one head left!"

"Damn it! China must compensate the men of our Bangzi Country!"

"That's right! All of this was created by China!"

"China must compensate us for our mental losses!!!"

On the other hand, netizens from China laughed crookedly after learning that Bangzi Kingdom suffered this punishment.

"Hahaha...XSWL!"

"The State of China sent a congratulatory message!!!"

"It's already short, won't it become a negative number if it gets shorter? (dog head)"

"I feel sad for the women of Bangzi Country (dog head)"

“Congratulations to all the men in Bangzi Country for achieving the achievement of [Shrinking the Yang into the Abdomen] (Dog Head)”

Of course, the most outrageous one is the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China.

Foreign Minister Li Weiguo immediately delivered a diplomatic speech:

"The Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs deeply sympathizes with what happened to South Korea."

"However, what I want to say is that the characteristics of a man are not just the length of Akun."

"Shorter, it doesn't matter."

"Of course, China is a great country of traditional Chinese medicine!"

"Since ancient times, we have profound research results in the field of aphrodisiac."

"I welcome men from Southern Bangzi countries to come to China for medical treatment to find out what's wrong with them."

"After all, this thing affects the harmony of married life."

"Can't delay."

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs' speech is like a sharp knife piercing the heart of the country.

Tens of millions of men with sticks were immediately trembling with anger.

At this moment, in the battle royale world.

Lin Tian has already finished showing off the large bowl of instant noodles.

"belch..."

Lin Tian burped and touched his belly.

In this world, being alive without hunger is a great blessing.

Lin Tian is very satisfied.

Take a look at the upper right corner.

The satiety value has changed from 70 to 95.

The sleepiness in the body also disappeared.

Strength returned.

With the strength, Lin Tian began a joyful journey of licking the bag.

First, pick up the green crystal floating above the box.

【Ding! Get fast responses! 】

As the sweet AI female voice fell, Lin Tian felt that his reflexes had obviously improved to a higher level.

At this moment, a fallen leaf floated before my eyes.

As soon as Lin Tian's eyes were focused, the falling speed of this fallen leaf slowed down instantly!

It's like slow motion!

Moreover, Lin Tian can also see the lines on the leaves clearly!

"There's something..." Lin Tian felt that he had found a treasure.

Lin Tian had a hunch that from now on, he would be able to dodge bullets.

He can definitely compete with the Fire Cloud Evil God!

Counting the previous rifle proficiency, boxing proficiency, and the current quick reaction, Lin Tian already has three skills.

After calming down, Lin Tian opened the box.

An M416 rifle appeared in front of Lin Tian.

"Good stuff."

Lin Tian sighed and decisively threw away the M16 he was carrying.

Then changed to the M416 rifle.

As a master of shooting, Lin Tian's favorite rifle, besides the berylm762 (commonly known as Beryl), is the M416.

When fully equipped, the M416 is invincible at medium and long distances.

The recoil is almost 0.

Very stable.

However, this gun is weak and not very effective in close combat.

In addition to the M416 in the box,

There is also a vertical grip.

A rifle muzzle compensator.

A first aid kit.

a bottle of Coke.

Five bandages.

60 rounds of 5.56 bullets.

A grenade.

Class II A.

Second stage.

Secondary package.

"Is this guy quite fat?" Lin Tian was a little surprised.

At first glance, this guy looks like a trash guy who focuses on jungle.

I didn't expect that I would be fatter than I was in the city.

Sure enough, Rule 10 is right: even in the toilet, there might be a fully equipped M416 waiting for you.

But unfortunately, there is no murder chest in the box.

Lin Tian had already been mentally prepared for this.

If you can get a murder treasure chest every time you kill someone, wouldn't Lin Tian be rich?

After licking all the supplies clean, Lin Tian looked up at the sky.

In the sky, there is an airplane tail flame in the east-west direction.

throughout the sky.

In other words, the plane carrying the players either flies from east to west.

Or it's flying from west to east.

The two teammates may be in the west or the east.

Lin Tian intuitively believed that his teammates should be to the west.

At this moment, the sunset in the sky was extremely red.

Big and round.

Lin Tian was fascinated by what he saw and couldn't help but sigh:

"It's really beautiful."

After saying that, Lin Tian strode westward.

Just then!

In the world of battle royale, a voice appeared.

[American player Mike kills Zambian player Sied and gets the murder chest! 】

"Hiss...American players killed people?" Lin Tian's face tightened.

At the same time, this voice also appeared in the sky of Blue Star.

At this moment, netizens in the United States are excited!

"Ugh...shredded coconut! Mike is indeed a special soldier! He killed an enemy perfectly!"

"Mike, please open the murder treasure chest! You will be the first contestant to open the treasure chest!"

"As far as I know, Lin Tian, ​​a player from China, seems to have gotten a murder chest, but he hasn't opened it yet."

"I guess he is afraid of driving because he is worried about bad luck, right? Hahaha... Lin Tian is just a coward, how can he compare with our great and brave American special forces?"

At this moment, American special forces player Mike was hiding in the room.

The murder treasure chest was opened directly.

[American player Mike opens the murder chest! Receive a +2 bonus for national physique! 】

This notification sound from the National Games Organization was played simultaneously in the Blue Star World and the Battle Royale World.

At this moment, the entire United States cheered!

"Ugh...shredded coconut! This reward is really great!"

"I feel like I am full of strength now! The dimensions of my muscles have increased!"

"The upper limit of a normal person's physical constitution is 10 points. Add 2 points. This means that our race in America is 20% stronger than the race in other countries!"

"Awesome! Mike, you are America's hero!!!"

"I'm a men's 100-meter athlete. I just tested my 100-meter time! I've already broken 9 seconds! I'm going to become a world champion! Mike, I love you!"

For a time, the entire United States was immersed in cheers.

Many American netizens even ran into Sister Zhou's national sports commentary live broadcast room and started to scream:

"Hahaha...Monkeys from China, you must be envious of us now, right?"

"We have obtained a bonus of +2 for the general constitution, but I don't know what your Chinese player Lin Tian can offer?"

"Lin Tian doesn't even dare to open the treasure box. At first glance, he looks like a coward with insufficient confidence."

"In my opinion, Lin Tian's treasure chest is probably filled with a bunch of rubbish, right? For example, clothes and shoes? Hahaha..."

At this moment, watching these American netizens jumping around and making noises, the Chinese netizens were furious.

I really want to fight back hard and go back!

But I am also helpless, there is no way to fight back!

Our Lin Tian also has a murder chest.

But he didn't open it.

"Mad! I'm so angry!"

"Seeing these white pigs jumping around makes me really angry!"

"Lin Tian, ​​please open the box!"

"Sigh... Lin Tian is probably a squirrel. He probably wants to wait until he accumulates 100 boxes and then open them together (black face)"

"A squirrel? Do you like to hoard pine cones? I can't stand it anymore (covers face)"

At this moment, in the world of Jedi Battle Royale.

Lin Tian became thoughtful.

"The United States has obtained a bonus of +2 physical fitness for all citizens. According to their urine properties, they should be very wet now, right?"

"Maybe they are cynicizing our country, China, on the Internet."

"No, I will definitely fight for China."

"We must not fall behind."

After saying that, Lin Tian took out a murder treasure chest from the secondary bag.

Such a scene made Chinese netizens gleam with excitement!

"Ouch! Lin Tian is going to open the box!"

"Lin Tian heard our voices!"

"expect!"

“Looking forward +1”

"I'm going to burn incense for the Bodhisattva right now! Bless the Lin God for giving me a reward that can surpass the United States!"

"Burn incense and take me with you!"

"I'm at Daleiyin Temple now! I burned a stick of heavenly incense worth 88888!"

"Damn it! The wealthy man upstairs, let's make friends!"