National Games Escape: A Perspective On The Opening, Taking Reba To Eat Chicken

At this moment, after hearing Allen's words, the heads of the seven countries present realized.

"Ellen, how do you want to unite?"

"Is it possible to form an eight-nation coalition to attack China?"

"Isn't this appropriate?" Pujin, who was outspoken, was the first to ask.

In response, Allen shook his head and waved his hands:

"No, no, no..."

"It is not yet time to attack China and conduct local operations against China."

"Then what do you mean...?" Pugin asked again.

In this regard, Allen spoke eloquently:

"There is an old proverb in China."

"When we call Xiang outside, we must first make peace with the inside."

"We should first solve the domestic difficulties of each of our countries by signing up for group support.

"As I just explained, every country here has its own hidden dangers and disasters."

"We must first concentrate our efforts and prioritize resolving these internal contradictions."

Hearing this, the Prime Minister of the Great Yin Empire, Johnson, stood up and wrote in sign language:

"Alan, what do you want?"

In this regard, Allen came up with a plan:

"Since Joelson started asking first, let's start with the Great Yin Empire.

"Currently, the land of the Great Yin Empire is covered by a low temperature of minus 70 degrees all day long."

"The cold wind blows all day long."

"Obviously unfit for human habitation."

"The way I see it, let's send out all the ships to help move the remaining 6 million people of the Great Yin Empire, as well as various factory equipment, to the old land of the Philippines by ferry.

Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned.

looking at each other

Relocating the whole Great Yin Empire to the Filipino maid country in South Asia?

hiss...

What does it mean?

Seeing everyone's doubts, 16 Allen explained:

"The Philippines was hit by a Category 18 typhoon a few days ago."

"The entire country has been devastated by the typhoon."

"And now that the typhoon has passed, we can't let the Philippines' land remain so deserted, right?"

"It is better to move the Great Yin Empire to the Philippines."

"In this way, it not only solves the problem of the living environment of the Great Yin Empire, but also allows the Great Yin Empire to contain and constrain China in its position in Nanyang, South Asia!

"You know, the fairy mountains of China have now reached Nanyang."

"So, we must arrange a strong teammate in Nanyang!"

"And the Great Yin Empire has been a naval power since ancient times!"

"Profound technical foundation"

"I believe it won't take long to rebuild a fleet!"

So...do you understand my good intentions?"

After hearing what Allen said so much, the heads of the seven countries understood.

On the other hand, Johnson, Prime Minister of the Great Yin Empire, wished he could kneel down immediately and kowtow to Allen.

So touching!

You actually gave us the Great Yin Empire such a great gift!

As expected of the Angsa people who share the same origin.

On the other hand, Pujin was a little unhappy and said with a stern face:

"What about our Bear Country?"

"We, the bear country, have always been occupied by ice and snow giants!"

"The ice and snow giants are about to invade Mosk City!"

"Who's going to help us again?!"

After hearing this, Allen smiled and said:

"Emperor Pu, please don't worry about the cylinder.

"I have already prepared a plan to deal with the ice giant."

After saying that, Allen cleared his throat and began to elaborate:

"We in America have developed a weather weapon."

"You just need to deploy weather weapons in the Siberian region of your bear country."

"Then...the temperature in Siberia will return!"

"Once the temperature rises above freezing."

"Then...the ice giant doesn't exist anymore..."

"As we all know, the critical point of ice and snow is 0 degrees."

After hearing Allen's remarks, Putin could not hide his joy!

"Since Allen is so generous, I will send the Black Sea Fleet to help the Great Yin Empire transport its population."

Seeing Emperor Pu express his stance, Allen nodded with satisfaction.

Smile like you have everything under control.

"What about our Lingshan Tathagata from Siam?"

At this time, King Lalong Palace of Siam could not sit still. He was afraid that if the question was delayed, it would not be Siam's turn.

In response, Allen smiled and said:

"It's very simple. We just need to drop a few nuclear bombs on Lingshan."

"When the time comes, if a few nuclear bombs are exploded, not to mention the Tathagata, even God will have to kneel down!"

After saying that, Allen looked at Pugin and asked:

"Emperor Pu, is this nuclear bomb provided by your Bear Country or us, America?"

"It doesn't matter to us in America, we can all use it."

"If you pull out two of them, they will explode."

Looking back at Putin, how could he not hear the temptation behind Allen's words?

This little bastard is testing whether the nuclear bomb of our Furry Bear Country can still be used normally.

"I think each person should provide half."

"I offer a 10 million equivalent poached egg."

"The rest will be provided by your country, the United States."

Hearing what Pugin said, Allen nodded and said:

"This is most appropriate. We are both big countries, and big countries should be aware of helping small countries.

After saying that, Allen looked at the King of Siam's Lalong Palace and asked:

"Lalong Palace, do you agree with the plan to use a nuclear bomb to detonate Lingshan Mountain?"

Regarding this, Lalong Palace was extremely happy and immediately smiled and said:

"I agree! I agree!"

"This devil, Tathagata, will eat ten thousand people in our country of Siam in one day!"

"How many of us have enough to feed him?"

"I've wanted to kill him for a long time!"

At this time, Prime Minister Narendra Modi stood up and asked:

"Then what should we do with the 300 million tauren in Asan Kingdom?"

In response, Allen came up with another plan and read out:

"We will provide you Asan Kingdom with weapons and assistance from superstars."

"As for the unit price of weapons, Modi please rest assured and ensure that they are cheap enough."

"With these weapons, it shouldn't be a problem for you to defeat those mutated buffaloes."

Hearing this, Pujin also took the initiative to join in:

"If that doesn't work, just buy weapons from our Furry Bear Country!"

"The weapons of our Bear Country are no worse than American products!"

"And what we sell is cheap enough."

In response, Modi nodded and said:

"Okay, let's talk about it. The weapons of your two countries must be sold to me at cost price.

Hearing this, Allen and Pugin looked at each other and smiled.

Sell ​​it to you at cost price?

What are you dreaming about?

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. If I don't kill you, Sanguo, I would be sorry for my conscience.

At least it should be increased by 300% based on the cost price.

Anyway, you Ah Sanguo are ignorant.

If it's a bit more expensive, you might think you've found a treasure.

At this time, Ruan Fu, the head of the Monkey Kingdom, could not sit still and said:

"What about our Monkey Country?"

"Our domestic crops have been eaten up by locusts all over the sky."

"Tens of thousands of people starve to death every day!"

"We desperately need food right now."

Hearing this, Allen smiled and said:

"Mr. Ruan Fu, please rest assured that our large granary in Milicia is open for you!"

"And, we will provide your country with a huge amount of food at extremely low prices!"

"Guaranteed to feed your country's 100 million people."

"how?"

After hearing this, Ruan Phu, the head of the Monkey Kingdom, sat down with satisfaction...

Allen, on the other hand, sneered in his heart.

The moldy grain that had been returned by China and was unsalable and rotting in the barn was finally taken over by a receiver.

At present, five of the seven countries have obtained appropriate solutions.

Only Nanbangzi Country and Sakura Country are left.

"Mr. Allen, please tell me how to solve the problem of our Nanbang's butt and head switching positions?" At this moment, Han Dezhu, the Prime Minister of Nanbang, with a pair of big butts on his head and wearing sexy red underwear, was speaking with his anus. talk.

The anus opens and closes and moves, which is very strange.

Hearing this, Allen looked embarrassed and said:

"Mr. Han Dezhu, we can't solve the problem of the butt and head being switched.

"The only one who can solve this problem is God."

"Besides, if the butt and head switch places, bad things will happen."

"At least...your Nanbang soldiers won't be shot in the head so easily.'

Han Dezhu:……

At this moment, Han Dezhu had scolded Allen seventy or eighty times in her heart...

Is it a bad thing if the butt is on the shoulders?

How about we switch?

Assy!

Easier said than done!

Do you know how uncomfortable it feels to have defecation coming out of your mouth every day?!

Assi!!!

At the same time, Fumio, the Prime Minister of Sakura Country who was only 80 centimeters tall, finally climbed up the high bench after spending a long time.

He stood on the bench, looked at Allen, and asked:

"Mr. Allen, how should we solve the height problem of our citizens?"

"Also...how to deal with that Yamata-no-Orochi snake?"

"The Yamata no Orochi of 523 has been dormant in the East China Sea and always attacks our ships."

"We must get rid of it!"

Hearing this, Allen touched Wenxiong's pocket head and said with a smile:

"Mr. Fumio, I think it's not a bad thing for your countrymen to be shorter."

"At least... your country, from now on, can be rich in lolita products..."

"You can definitely develop Loli culture..."

"This is a very valuable industry..."

"I believe that with the popularity of loli culture, your Sakura Country will make a lot of money."

"You know what I mean..."

Fumio:

"What about Yamata-no-Orochi? How to deal with that snake?" Fumio asked unwillingly.

In response, Allen casually said:

"I think...that Yamata no Orochi should be left alone for the time being.

"Although Yamata no Orochi is not good for your Sakura country, it is also bad for China."

"The Yamata no Orochi can play a role in guarding the East China Sea."

"The equivalent of a moving reef."

"It can make China's warships afraid and dare not enter and leave the East China Sea at will."

In other words, the value of Yamata no Orochi's existence is far greater than the value of destroying it..."

Hearing what Allen said, Wen Xiong's teeth itched with anger.

idiot!

It's a waste of time for us, the Sakura Country, to act as a dog-legger and a pawn for you Americans!

You can’t get any benefits from riding a horse together, right?!

To those five countries, you are like a living Bodhisattva riding a horse!

They are sending food, weapons, and poached eggs!

Just give it to a woman!

And what about our Sakura Country?

Are you reluctant to give even one hair?!!!

13...

So neat, right...

good.

I understand...

Thinking of this, he glanced at De Le, who was also dissatisfied.

On the other hand, Han Dezhu also glanced at Wenxiong.

The two nodded, understanding each other tacitly.

Not long after, Allen announced that the meeting was over.

The heads of the seven countries withdrew one after another.

They began to rescue each other according to Allen's five plans.

On the other hand, Allen has another top-secret matter that he has not yet dealt with...