National Games: Three Teammates Are Naughty, Bai Yuekui Collapses

now,

In the forbidden area of ​​Bangzi Kingdom,

A huge Pipi shrimp of the same style as the one in the Longguo live broadcast room just now,

They are quietly approaching the bulletproof regiment.

The Bangtan 4-member team doesn’t know yet, but the audience in the Dahan Ming Kingdom’s live broadcast room can see it clearly.

"Xiba! Think of a way to remind the oppas. This Pipi shrimp looks so big and scary. What if it hurts the oppas?"

"Don't worry, I just came back from the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room. This Pipi Shrimp just looks scary, but in fact it has a gentle personality and will not harm humans."

"Really? Don't lie to us?"

"Really, I can testify that in the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room. Even a three-year-old child can play with Pipi Shrimp and even ride on its head. We are four adults in Dahan Ming Kingdom. Do you think you can?" What's up?"

"That's great, it scares me to death. Pipi Shrimp won't even hurt children, so it won't hurt Obamas either!"

"It just so happens that Chinese players can also use Pipi shrimps as transportation to travel, so that they can discover other resources faster!"

"That's right! Just like those two naughty kids in the Dragon Kingdom, the naughty kids in the Dragon Kingdom can do it, and we in the Dahan Ming Kingdom have no problem! It's really God's help to our country, allowing us to have the same means of transportation, so that we can chase A contestant from the Dragon Kingdom!"

"When we ride Pipi Shrimp and find a bigger oasis, we can go to the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room to regain our place!"

The players in the forbidden area naturally have no idea what the audience in front of the screen is thinking.

At this moment, the four-member idol group BTS, which is neither male nor female,

He was holding the basketball in his arms with a confused look on his face.

Pu Fudang didn't forget to touch up his makeup, and said with a smile as bright as a flower,

"Hey Gu, we are the first group to find resources. Dahan Ming Kingdom must be proud of us."

The Kimchi contestant said while combing her hair,

"That's right, they must be excitedly cheering for us in front of the screen."

"It will definitely make them look good in front of other countries. I don't know how many countries are envious of our Great Cold Kingdom."

Bangziguo live broadcast room,

"Shut up, Xiba, can't you find a bigger resource? It will make us lose face in front of the Dragon Kingdom!"

"A bunch of useless things. You can even get a basketball out of a treasure chest. Look at what Long Guo opened. It's so infuriating!"

"You are not allowed to say that to Oppa! Oppa is so happy!!!"

"That's right, if you can do it, go ahead! Do you know how hard Oppa works!"

"Pure passers-by, I will kill anyone who dares to speak against me, Oppa!"

.......

at the same time,

The Bulletproof quartet wiped their shoes and dusted themselves off.

Wearing a white suit, very neat and tidy,

Cover your mouth with a handkerchief.

He tiptoed in disgust and left this fertile land.

"Too dirty Smita."

"We have paid too much for the Great Cold Underworld."

These four people didn't look like they were here to participate in the forbidden area, but rather like they were here to record a variety show.

However, at this moment,

Suddenly a huge Pipi shrimp jumped out from behind.

The Bangtan 4-member team was shocked to the core.

With a snap, he sat on the ground.

"Hey, what is this?"

"Scared me to death Smecta!"

Pipi Xia raised half of his body, looking at the bulletproof regiment as if staring at food.

A brief moment of daze,

The four people didn't care whether the ground was dirty or not. They got up and ran away quickly.

Look at their embarrassed appearance,

The audience from the Dragon Kingdom lurking in the live broadcast room of the Great Cold Underworld couldn't help laughing.

"Eh? Did you notice that one of the people had an unknown liquid in his white clothes and pants?"

"Damn it, weren't you scared to death? That's it? Your oppa is too manly."

"Haha, it's not a big deal if I'm scared enough to pee. There's also an unknown yellow object behind one of my butts. Guess what it is!"

"People from the Dragon Kingdom, shut up and go back to your live broadcast room. Why are you running to our Dahan Ming Kingdom live broadcast room? Don't you have your own live broadcast room!"

"Impossible! That must be water. Yes, it must have been stained with water while sitting on the ground just now! It's not like he peed. It's impossible for our oppa to pee!"

"Don't kid yourself, this is a desert, where is the water? Even if you peed, you still won't admit it! Even our three-year-old naughty children in the Dragon Kingdom are not afraid of Pippi Shrimp. Look, your brother was so scared that he pooped and peed, haha .”

The audience of Dragon Kingdom must avenge themselves. Who made the stick guys come to the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room to ridicule them just now?

"You...impossible!"

"It's definitely water!"

...

"Why is this stinky shrimp chasing us, Assi? I can't run anymore!"

"What are you doing standing still? Hit him with the basketball in your hand! Since it was opened from a treasure chest, it must not be an ordinary basketball. It might be a one-hit-kill prop! After all, we are the first to open the treasure chest. He is definitely not an ordinary basketball player, don’t be deceived by his appearance!”

Park Fudo, leader of the bulletproof team, said.

"That makes sense, captain, you are smarter!" Upon hearing this, Jin Kimchi immediately turned around and threw the basketball in his hand towards Pippi Shrimp like he was carrying a urinal.

The four of them turned back at the same time with great expectations.

Snapped.

The basketball flew to Pippi Shrimp's head...and then bounced away.

"Hey, captain, this is just an ordinary basketball!"

Park Fudong looked embarrassed.

now,

The Dragon Kingdom audience in the Dahan Ming Kingdom live broadcast room laughed like crazy.

"Your Oppa's shooting posture is too girly."

"No...Bangzi's brain circuit is really strange. What do you think, using a basketball to beat ferocious beasts?"

"As expected of Da Han Ming Kingdom, are you filming a comedy variety show? I have to say that the show is very effective. It's like the old lady got under the bed and made me laugh."

The faces of the audience in Dahan Ming Kingdom turned green, and the Bulletproof girls didn’t know how to wash themselves.

These four contestants really embarrass the Great Cold Kingdom. The next door guy, Pipi Xia, is not even afraid of the naughty kid. Why are you four big men running away?

.....

"Come on, Assi, I can't run anymore. Let's call for help outside the venue!" Jin Pickle covered his chest and panted.

"Hey Gu, now that I think about it, we still have a chance to ask for help off-site! Quick, captain, please contact the off-site for help."

at the same time,

The live broadcast room of the Great Cold Underworld began to flicker.

The host seemed to have been waiting for a moment and immediately connected.

"Hey, come on, think of a way, how should we deal with the Pipi Shrimp behind us! Hurry up, we won't be able to hold on any longer!" Captain Pu Fudo said hurriedly.

"Why are you running away? These Pipi shrimps don't dare to attack people. A three-year-old child from the Dragon Kingdom next door can ride on their heads."

"Be brave, it will give in. The more you run, the more they will chase you. This is a God-given opportunity. Hurry back and ride on them."

"Hey Gu, are you serious? Don't trick us!" Pu Fudo said dubiously.

"How could I lie to you? We just watched the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room. Even two naughty children can scare Pipi Xia. What are you afraid of!"

Pu Dong made sense. For many animals, the more aggressive you are, the more afraid they are. Just like dogs are more afraid of naughty children, when a dog barks at you, what you have to do is not to run, but to turn around. Stare at it!

then,

The four people stopped, turned around together, and stared at Pipi Xia with fierce eyes.

Pipi Shrimp was also stunned. He had never seen food standing still waiting to be eaten. It was a holiday. Thank you for the hospitality~

"Pippi Shrimp stopped, Pipi Shrimp is scared, hahaha! Come and crawl in front of me, the man from the Great Cold Underworld."

"Wow, Oppa is so handsome! So manly! Oppa's back is the most reliable backing in the world!"

"People of the Dragon Kingdom, take a good look. We Oppa are not afraid of Pipi Shrimp either!"

"So, Pipi Shrimp is not a ferocious beast, you little brats from the Dragon Country are just lucky."

"What you people from the Dragon Kingdom can do, we from the Great Cold Underworld can do better!"

The live broadcast room of Dahan Mingguo was filled with excitement.

However,

next moment,

Poof~ blood splattered.

"Pu Fudo, a player from the Great Cold Underworld, was killed by Pippi Shrimp. The lifespan of the entire Great Cold Underworld was reduced by 20%, and all resources were reduced by 20%."

"The Great Cold Underworld player Jin Kimchi was killed by Pippi Shrimp. The life span of the entire Great Cold Underworld was reduced by 20%, and all resources were reduced by 20%."

"Li Jianqiang, a player from the Great Cold Underworld, was killed by Pippi Shrimp. The life span of all members of the Great Cold Underworld was reduced by 20%, and all resources were reduced by 20%."

"Gao Wuzhi, a player from the Great Cold Underworld, was killed by Pippi Shrimp. The life span of all members of the Great Cold Underworld was reduced by 20%, and all resources were reduced by 20%."

"The Great Cold Underworld is destroyed, all players die, and the Great Cold Underworld withdraws from the forbidden area."

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