National Luck: Martial Arts is at the Bottom? I Am Full Of Power With One Click
Chapter 105: Wan Wan: The Old Woman's Waist Was Broken In A Flash! Xiaoyaozi Domestic Violence
"Are you unable to say anything else besides this sentence?"
Wan Wan asked, clutching his chest.
She felt that she was about to be pissed off by this smelly nun.
Concubine Shixuan looked at her seriously for a while, then suddenly said: "What does it have to do with you!"
"You stinky nun, stinky nun, ony nun!!!"
Angrily, he kept patting the table in the carriage.
Her well-bred pet bear, Big Bear Er, also clamored.
Zhang Chuyun blinked his eyes, and said in a funny and gentle voice, "Wu Wan, are you sure you're not making use of it?"
Did she know that Houhou "hated" him.
After all, he was slapped in the face all the way.
"Tianji big brother, don't frame Houhou." Houhou immediately showed a small expression of grievance, leaning on the table with one hand, and said: "I am the one who promises me with my body."
"If you say it again, I will take it seriously." Zhang Chuyun stared into Houhou's eyes.
Wan Wan raised her head to meet his gaze.
Three seconds later, she felt her heart beating violently, she looked away and said, "Mr. Zhang, can your heart really be divided into so many parts?"
"I can only study hard."
Zhang Chuyun smiled bitterly, and said seriously: "Otherwise, should I reject Qingxuan and let her die alone, or should Xiaohong lose her innocent smile, or let Kasili marry and become someone's harem beauty, competing for favor in the palace? "
"I can't bear it.
"With the lessons learned from senior Wu Yazi, I will never give up on anyone who has me in my heart."
Zhang Chuyun made a guarantee.
Wan Wan said that I want to give you a knife.
If she was a modern person, she would definitely say: "You are a scumbag."
At this time, Zhang Chuyun changed the subject and said with surprise: "Or, you have found a better solution?"
Shi Qingxuan's sons and daughters immediately looked at Houhou, even Shi Feixuan was no exception.
They are very curious whether there is an answer to the seemingly unsolvable matter.
婠:""
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After thinking all the way, she couldn't come up with an answer.
Wu Xingyun, Wu Yazi, and Li Qiushui met at the same time.
Both Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui have a good impression of Wu Yazi. Although they compete with each other, they are considered harmonious at the beginning.
At this time, Wu Yazi insisted on displaying a dedicated attitude, only willing to marry one of them as a wife, and let senior sisters and junior sisters compete for him.
The result is that Li Qiushui used his brains for love, and sabotaged Wu Xingyun at the critical moment of his practice. Although he did not kill anyone, he could only maintain his childish appearance most of the time. The best cultivation method of longevity level, but he is only a grandmaster.
Although Wu Xingyun hated Liu Qiushui, but as a senior sister, he also had a responsibility. He felt that he was not good enough for Wu Yazi, so he left alone and fulfilled them.
However, after Wu Yazi and Li Qiushui got married, they had conflicts, and Wu Yazi directly cheated on the fantasy object, do you think it is ridiculous?
And Wu Xingyun loves Wu Yazi really deeply. After Li Qiushui hurt Wu Yazi, he went to disfigure Liu Qiushui in order to avenge him.
Er said, wouldn't it be good for the three of them to be together directly at the beginning!?
With the knowledge, talent and appearance of the three of them, they can envy countless people when they come together.
Not only is there not so much nonsense, but now at least it is a grand master, it is no problem to live to be two hundred years old, and it is not surprising that even after the reunion of the three exercises, it is possible to be a heavenly man after practicing the Changchun Kungfu of Immortality.
There is a land immortal master, are you afraid that you will not be favored by the light?
So, Zhang Chuyun is right.
Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui didn't have to choose between Wu Yazi and Wu Yazi, it was him who was indecisive.
As long as he enjoys the blessings of everyone, isn't everyone happy?
Therefore, Zhang Chuyun is definitely not uncommon for such a mistake.
"For example, if I reject Qingxuan now, senior Xie Wang sees his daughter is so sad, so he can't fight me hard~?"
"If I reject Xiaohong, Senior Sun must not mobilize the theory of the Sun family and even the Tianji Sect against me?"
"Kasili's family has 30,000 iron cavalry, what should I do if they chase me down?"
"So, my fraternity is a bit of fraternity, but it is good to everyone.
"A gentleman is not lewd, romantic but not down, sentimental but not promiscuous."
"As long as my bowl of water is level and it's good for everyone, it's fine."
After speaking, Zhang Chuyun gave Shi Zhixuan a big return pill, saying that it was a betrothal gift.
Seeing this scene and hearing these words, Hou Wan was stunned.
It's all nonsense, but it can't be refuted.
The waist is broken!
"Wu Hou didn't find a better solution." Wan Wan rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Wu Hou just has a question that he wants to ask Tianji big brother.
"Question?" Zhang Chuyun felt that the intention was malicious, so he said, "Ask me a question, but you will be charged."
"It's not a big problem, it's just a small problem." Hou Hou was shocked at Zhang Chuyun.
Zhang Chuyun was unmoved, and said with a blank face: "Any problem, unless I volunteer, I will have to pay the price.
"Let me ask first, Tianji big brother, what price do you want to pay, and then I will decide whether to answer, how?"
"Okay, you go back."
Wan Hou smiled and asked: "If you were a man, for example, Cheng Shifei fell in love with you, Mr. Tianji, what should you do? This is a love that crosses genders, isn't it more pure than the relationship between men and women?"
After asking, there was a smug smile on the corner of Wan Wan's mouth.
In Zhang Chuyun's live broadcast room, the audience instantly became enthusiastic.
The "demon girl" of the magic gate is finally going to do something!
Concubine Xuan and the girls immediately focused their gazes on Zhang Chuyun, and even Shi Zhixuan and the others outside the carriage pricked up their ears curiously.
This question is tricky!
Zhang Chuyun, how to quibble?
"Ha ha!"
Zhang Chuyun smiled lightly and said, "Why did Nu Wa create men and women? Because love between men and women is the right way, and only men and women can reproduce. Love between men and women is against the law of heaven!"
"Violating the way of heaven is more serious than violating the laws of the country. The so-called goodness of Longyang is heresy. This son will never tolerate it. If you see one, kill one!"
Zhang Chuyun released a trace of killing intent.
Cheng Shifei shook his body, and quickly said outside the carriage: "Don't worry, my lord, men like women, and absolutely don't like men."
"In the future, when my subordinates see someone who is as good as Long Yang, they will definitely meet one, eunuch one, and sell it to the palace for money."
Pfft, everyone immediately laughed.
They all thought of Cheng Shifei's experience of being almost sold into the palace as a eunuch.
A bunch of people brushed: "Old butts stink!"
The corner of Hou Hou's mouth twitched, and he didn't continue to delve into this issue, but asked from a different perspective: "If a fat woman with a birthmark on her face sees you, the big brother of Tianji, she loves you desperately, and I must leave it to you, you Would you like to marry?"
This time, everyone is more interested.
Didn't you say that no one who loves you will be spared.
Gender, you said that God has given you a card, but what about the appearance?
Are you, Zhang Chuyun, going to admit that you are a superficial person?
"shallow!"
Zhang Chuyun spit out two words lightly: "I, Zhang Chuyun accept a person, never just look at the skin."
"So, Tianji Big Brother is willing to accept it." A cunning flashed in Wanhou's eyes.
She had already figured out that as long as Zhang Chuyun nodded, she would find an ugly girl when she entered Luoyang City.
As ugly as you want, see how Zhang Chuyun slaps himself in the face.
"I don't want to!"
Zhang Chuyun gave the exact answer.
Wan Wan's smile froze: "Didn't you say that you don't just look at the skin?"
"That's right." Zhang Chuyun nodded and said, "I do this to women, and I demand the same from women."
"If a woman likes me only because of my appearance, I will never accept her."
"All love at first sight is just love at first sight, so I say, superficial!"
The one that Zhang Chuyun mentioned is a righteous statement.
He did not forget to prove it after speaking.
"Xiangxiang, do you just like my appearance and temperament?" Zhang Chuyun looked at Ke Kesili affectionately.
"Of course not, Chu Yun big brother has saved Xiangxiang's life, is funny in conversation, and has strong martial arts..."
"Xiaohong, do you just like my skin?"
"I like Chu Yun big brother's magical calculations the most, much better than grandpa."
Sun Baifa: "..."
"Qingxuan, what about you?"
"Zhang Lang, you and I play the piano and flute in harmony. It's rare to have a confidant in life. Why do you need to talk?"
"good!"
Zhang Chuyun nodded in satisfaction.
In the live broadcast room, netizens directly called "Master Patriarch is awesome".
On the other carriage, Yaoyue clenched her fists subconsciously, seeming a little nervous.
Because she seemed to fall in love at first sight, bah, it was love at first sight.
"Sister, you don't have to be happy."
Lian Xing has been observing Yaoyue's weakness all the time, noticed the small movements, and couldn't help saying: "Mr. Zhang said he doesn't like people who only love her skin, then you should know more about his other strengths, and if you like him, it's not superficial."
Yue Yue's eyes lit up.
Not bad, as long as it's not skin, isn't it fine?
On the other side, Wan Hou and Lian Xing also thought of one place, and asked: "Then if the other party also knows a lot about you, how can Tuan fall in love with you?"
"Of course I will accept it!" Zhang Chuyun said firmly.
hiss!
Many people were shocked.
Is it such a big game?
When Wan Wan was overjoyed, he wanted to be a general.
But at this time, Zhang Chuyun continued in a serious manner: "Whether it is appearance, temperament, talent, etc., things that can be seen with the naked eye or can be heard by hearsay are all part of Pixiang."
"Only after contact, get along day and night to understand each other, and the soul is compatible, is true love."
"Any woman who matches my soul, I don't care about appearance, and I will set the size."
What Zhang Chuyun said was extremely serious, even a little affectionate.
Wan Wan opened her small mouth slightly, indicating that she was shocked.
How can people be so shameless!?
Whether the soul is compatible, that is not up to you, Zhang Jinyun, to decide?
Beautiful women are compatible, but ugly women can't be compatible?
After all, you have a double standard!?
As if thinking about what Wanwan was talking about, Zhang Chuyun smiled and said: "For example, now, Wanwan, you and I have not reached the level of soul harmony, so even if you want to make a promise with your body, I will refuse."
"Because you are not true love, you just want to get me superficially, so I refuse."
Wan Wan: "..."
Are you calling me ugly and making fun of me?
If I can't beat you, I will definitely give you a sword.
"puff!"
Seeing Hou Hou's deflated appearance, a smile suddenly appeared on Shi Feixuan's expressionless face.
And her smile made Shi Qingxuan couldn't hold back, and they all laughed out loud.
In an instant, a hundred flowers bloomed in the carriage.
Only Wan Wan is a little crazy!
at the same time
In the Valley of the Deaf.
Xiaoyaozi looked at Wu Yazi expressionlessly, and said: "Wu Yazi, you are really a good teacher and disciple, and you can realize your mistakes."
Since Xiaoyaozi spoke without the slightest emotion, and Wuyazi kowtowed, he didn't know the former's expression at the moment, so he didn't realize the danger at all.
He thought Xiaoyaozi was very (well) satisfied with his answer.
After all, after hearing the analysis from Zhang Chuyun, he felt it was right.
but
If he chose the blessing of Qiren at the beginning, nothing later would happen. He and his seniors and sisters are also great masters, and even if the master did not leave disappointed, he could still teach them,
Heaven and man are not impossible.
Thinking of this, Wu Yazi said with a hint of tears: "Master, if this disciple hadn't been so indecisive back then, and didn't let senior sisters compete with junior sisters, but just sit back and enjoy the blessings of everyone, we
All three are fine now. "
"It's the disciple who didn't understand your true intention! 1"
"At the beginning, you taught my mentor sister the Eight Desolation and Liuhe Self-respecting Art, the Beiming Divine Art, and the Qiushui Xiao Wuxiang Art respectively, and the combination of these three exercises is the Immortal Everlasting Art.
In fact, it implies that we are together. "
"It is the disciple who is dull and has not comprehended your true meaning. 11
Xiaoyaozi:?
That's right, the fusion of the three books of exercises is indeed a simplified version of the eternal spring exercise of immortality, a book of heavenly exercises.
But when did this become a hint of being a teacher?
As a teacher, I hope you enjoy the blessings of everyone?
It's okay for you to be brazen, Wu Yazi.
The three corpses danced in a carefree manner.
But as a land god, he felt that he had to have a state of mind.
But at this time, Li Canghai suddenly persuaded him: "Master, since the second senior brother already knew his mistake, why don't you forgive him?
"I said these years, why do you get angry every time you mention senior sister and senior brother? It turns out that senior brother didn't understand your kindness."
"It's fine if you just say no to the blessing of people, why bother to imply it with exercises?"
Xiaoyaozi:
"This seat can't take it anymore!"
Xiaoyaozi directly beat Wuyazi.
"Go to your Qi Renzhi Fuwa!".
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