National Luck: Martial Arts is at the Bottom? I Am Full Of Power With One Click
Chapter 11 Stronger Than Men's Three Irons! Third
"Looking forward, looking forward to, what do you think Zhang Chuyun will answer?"
"He's in the entertainment industry, I absolutely don't believe he can keep himself clean."
"There are so many rumors about Zhang Chuyun, there must be one that is true, right?"
"The CP Party is ecstatic, Yunxian, Shiyun, and Yunmi are about to fight again."
"Immortals can't do it, you can do whatever else you want."
Liu Anqian: "Why can't I do it? They all come from the ancient sword fairy, I'm worse than those two?"
"Oh hoo, is the boss going to end?"
Angel Powder: "..."
"You can only know the taste of a woman if you taste it yourself, and you won't understand it if you tell it."
Zhang Chuyun slowly opened his eyes and said.
"So, have you tried it?"
"You're very good at focusing."
"I don't have many advantages as a person, I just play smart."
"Didn't you say that cursing from a young age is particularly effective?"
"You are also very good at focusing!"
"good."
"So what is it like to be a woman?"
Zhang Chuyun: "..."
Netizens are ecstatic.
"Hahaha, it's back!"
"The hosts study hard!"
"That's the kind of interview the audience wants to see."
"It's taboo to talk lightly and deeply, understand?" Zhang Chuyun still didn't answer.
"I understand!" Cheng Shifei's expression changed, he rolled over from the stone bed and approached Zhang Chuyun, and said with a smile, "It is said that men have three great strengths. They went to school together, went to the battlefield together, and went to a brothel together, but I I don’t think they can compare to us.”
"What happened to us?" Zhang Chuyun had an ominous premonition.
"Let's be eunuchs without eggs together!"
Zhang Chuyun was completely speechless.
"You can always trust Zhang Chuyun's live broadcast room."
"I proclaim this person the King of Golden Sentences of Martial Arts!"
"Killing me!"
"Did the men hear? If you want to be stronger, you can be eunuchs together."
"Absolute son!"
Di Yang: "The notes are ready."
Xiao Sa: "Remember to ask this person for the escape program next time, it must be fun."
Gua Baoshu: "We desperately need talents like you."
Netizens were so excited that even celebrities couldn't hold back.
At this time, Cheng Shifei's expression was one-sided: "After talking so much, you are actually a chicken?"
Zhang Chuyun: "Grass...a plant."
"You used aggressive methods on me."
"Whatever you want."
"I didn't want to hit you." Zhang Chuyun sighed and said, "I have tasted it, and there are many flavors."
"Tell me."
"Hehe, I can only tell you that one is very moist, one can do many poses, and one has a very touching voice."
Zhang Chuyun had a profound expression on his face, with contempt for right and wrong in his eyes.
Cheng Shifei: "I shouldn't have asked!"
Netizens said that was a good question and began to discuss who the three flavors represent.
Liu Anqian: "Bah!"
Liu Shishi: "Bah bah!"
Yang Xuejian: "Bah, bah, bah!"
Everyone: "..."
Do you still have to guess?
Zhang Chuyun pretended not to see it, and changed the subject: "Are you ready to accept your fate?"
"What can you do if you don't accept your fate?" Cheng Shifei curled his lips and said, "It's just me, a three-legged cat, who can escape after entering the palace."
go? "
"I grew up without a father and only a mother. Twelve years ago, a fire burned my mother out. I became an orphan and lived on the street as a gangster. I ate my last meal every day and never finished my next meal."
"Although there are no eggs to be a eunuch, but you think, you will not have to worry about food and clothing in this life, and there are still a bunch of beautiful women of the king in the harem, which is not bad."
Cheng Shifei knew how to have fun while suffering, but Zhang Chuyun could hear his insincere words.
At this moment, Cheng Shifei said again: "It's you, Taoist. You are a ruthless person to enter the palace to become a eunuch because you are avoiding the enemy. When the time comes, you will really serve Princess Shangyunluo. Don't forget to give me a hand."
"Let's talk about this later."
Zhang Chuyun heard the sound of closing the door outside, and then there was no sound, knowing that the time had come.
"I don't know, do you want to make a fortune for yourself?"
Zhang Chuyun always remembers that he needs to harvest points of faith, so this fortune teller must be stable.
The more people believe in him, the easier it is to have emotions such as admiration and conviction.
This is the broad road summed up by countless predecessors.
He even planned to learn a method of calculating the secrets of heaven.
Fortune teller?
"Foretelling?" Cheng Shifei was stunned for a moment, and then said with a strange smile: "I don't have the money to cheat you."
"I tell fortunes. Those who are destined will not get a penny, and those who are not destined will be hard to find."
"So I'm destined?"
"I'm going to be a brother without eggs, what do you think?"
"Hahaha, you are different from other Taoist priests I've seen, don't hold it up." Cheng Shifei laughed and said, "Then tell me first, what is my last name?"
As he spoke, he was about to write down his birthday horoscope.
He has also done fortune-telling, and even pretended to be a Taoist priest to do the fortune-telling for others, knowing the process.
But Zhang Chuyun said directly: "Your surname is Gu."
"?" Cheng Shifei scratched his head and said, "Brother Dao, can you count without my birth date?"
"For a fortune teller, you don't need the horoscope of your birth date." Zhang Chuyun spoke nonsense in a serious manner.
"Okay, okay, you're amazing, you're a good fortune teller, don't use horoscopes on your birthday." Cheng Shifei laughed and said, "Then you don't use oracle bones, what about copper money yarrow?"
"Spiritual fortune-telling, with the eyes of the sky open, you don't need these things for general fortune-telling."
Zhang Chuyun really knows how to do divination.
Zhang Daoling founded Taoism, and after inheritance and development, the Taoism that has been handed down includes the outer alchemy method (refining elixir, refining qi and longevity after swallowing it), and the inner alchemy method (the method of cultivating Taoism, refining and transforming qi to refining emptiness and combining Taoism) , three kinds of talismans, Zhang Chuyun thinks that the fruit of the sacred tree in the secret realm of fighting in Ninja Village next door is an alternative outer alchemy.
The fortune-telling comes from Zhouyi, which is the Book of Changes, which is actually a Confucian sacred book and the first of the Six Classics.
But modern Taoists know a little bit, and Zhang Chuyun also grew up in elementary school.
But since you want to pretend...to show off your holiness, you must do whatever you want.
"puff!"
Cheng Shifei laughed and patted his thigh, and said, "I'm a professional gangster, I have received strict training, and I usually don't know how to laugh, but this time I really couldn't hold back."
Zhang Chuyun: ".."
"You miscalculated." Cheng Shifei laughed and said, "My surname is Cheng!"
"No, your surname is Gu!"
"My surname is Cheng."
"antiquity!"
"No, what is my last name without you knowing?"
"That's right!"
"..." Cheng Shifei said he didn't want to talk.
After this paragraph, the live broadcast room suddenly became lively again.
"The big brother is so cute."
"God operator Zhang Chuyun! (dog head)"
"Zhang Chuyun is going to implement his character design to the end."
Hu Ge: "Taoist priests: Alright, you are noble, you are amazing, you don't need the horoscope of your birth date for fortune-telling!"
"Yi Xiaochuan, why did you learn from Zhao Gao?"
"Is fortune telling so introverted now?"
"Good life, good life!"
"Isn't this funnier than a twist movie?"
"..."
Zhang Chuyun did not explain the contention.
The more fun they are playing now, the more painful the face will be, and the shock will be more.
"Cheng Shi Fei, should we gamble once?" Zhang Chuyun asked suddenly.
"What bet?"
"Bet I'm right!"
"No, do you have to change your surname to Gu?"
"Your surname is Gu."
"My surname is Gu, my surname is Gu, I'm still Gu Santong's son, okay, just bet, what's the specific method of betting?"
It's boring to stay here in Jamsil, so Cheng Shifei decided to play with Zhang Chuyun.
"I can figure out a way to save you from being a eunuch."
"Forget it, you promise me a condition within your ability in the future."
"Not sure, I will be your younger brother in this palace from now on, how about it?"
"Okay!" Cheng Shifei immediately agreed.
The calculation is accurate, which means that he doesn't need to be a eunuch, and it's no problem to do something within his ability.
It's okay to be uncertain, seeing that the prince likes Zhang Chuyun so much, the latter might be able to get ahead in the palace, and he will enjoy the blessings along with him.
He wins no matter what!
Why refuse?
He sat on the ground leaning against the stone bed, and asked with great interest, "Where is the way of life?"
The audience in the live broadcast room also became curious.
This way of life should be the basis for Zhang Chuyun's daring to attack, right?
"Behind you!"
"what?"
Before Cheng Shifei could react, Zhang Chuyun suddenly walked up to him and kicked him.
"I go!"
Instinctively dodge right and wrong, and then curse at others.
But the next moment, he was stupid.
Not only was he stupid, but everyone watching the live broadcast was also stupid.
Because with Zhang Chuyun's kick, a big hole appeared on the side of the stone bed.
Here, there is actually a secret passage!
How did Zhang Chuyun know! ?
It can't be calculated, can it?
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