NBA: Evil Striker, Hold the Shark!

Chapter 113: First Round vs. Bucks! Atai buy throwing stick + wrench to deal with Li Ba!!

People always hold back, it is really easy to hold back.

Whether it’s doing that kind of thing or wanting revenge, it’s the same. Kobe Bryant has been trying to kill Li Ba since August last summer.

Until today, I finally had a chance to fight head-on.

But he never expected that Li Musk would take a break!

So, Bryant took all his anger out on Iguodala, who was defending him

Igolala is already a defensive tip on the outside, but in the face of Kobe, who can average 35 points per game this season, there is only a scene that is exploded.

There is a saying, in the 05~06 season, the era when the overall offensive pace of the NBA is not so fast, Kobe can average 35.4 points per game, which is simply outrageous!

In the third minute of the opening game, Kobe faced Iguodala’s defense from the outside, took two consecutive probing steps to the right, and then suddenly changed the direction of the breakthrough, and the left side immediately harvested Iguodala’s ankle.

Iguodala was shaken on the spot!

After that, Kobe Bryant hit a steady mid-range jumper.

After scoring this goal, Kobe Bryant opened his mouth to Li Ba off the court.

“Li, what level does this three threats of mine fall?”

“Haha! AI, this newly broken chocolate flavored popcorn is delicious! ”

And Li Ba and Iverson chewed popcorn together, as if chatting about something happy, and did not see the field at all.

Hearing the voice, Li Ba looked at Kobe Bryant and asked blankly, “Huh?” What are you doing? I didn’t see it! ”

Kobe was depressed.

Lao Tzu shook the enemy down!

Such a beautiful shot, you didn’t even see it!!

Kobe originally wanted to connote a wave of Li Ba, but was ruthlessly ignored.

Next round.

Bryant turned his back to Iguodala, butt jacked in, and then suddenly turned around with a baseline line, pouted his ass halfway around, squeezed Iguodala away, and hit a mid-range jumper back.

This ball.

It was almost exactly the same as when Li Ba was singled out with himself.

“Lao Tzu’s three threats shake you don’t see, with your signature technical moves + dashing backward jumper, you will always see this ball!!”

Kobe was thinking like this, and looked at Li Ba again.

As a result, Li Ba and Iverson ate new things.

“AI, come and taste this wonderful crispy horn, you see one in one hand, how fun it is Li Ba’s five fingers, each of which has a wonderful crispy horn.”

The two of them took one bite and ate happily.

Kobe was shivering with anger.

Looking at this, I must not have seen Lao Tzu’s dashing back.

Are you two coming to the game or to eat?!!

In the next round, in order to attract the attention of Li Ba and Iverson, Kobe Bryant decided to shock and shock these two with a breakthrough dunk!

But it turned out to be good.

I don’t know who peed on the pitch or what? There is an extra puddle of water stains on the floor!

Kobe Bryant broke through to the free throw line and was ready to take off and jump, but his foot slipped and he lost his center of gravity on the spot.

I almost fell and was photographed by Chuck Hayes with a big hat.

“Boom!”

This time, Li Ba and Iverson heard the voice.

Iverson chanted, “Well done, Chuck!” You kid will definitely be like you Brother Li one day! ”

Li Ba laughed: “Who is the person who fell?” The hat is so embarrassed, will he play? In terms of level, is this still in the Lakers? ”

After the Lakers player who fell stood up, Li Ba and Iverson were shocked to find out.

Wipe! It turned out to be Kobe! The two looked at each other.

What are you waiting for? Laugh!

“Haha! Hahahaha! ”

“So it’s you! Peter Pan! Kobe, who averaged 35 points per game, also has today! ”

Looking at Li Ba and Iverson laughing under the court, Kobe Bryant wanted to die.

No, Lao Tzu shook Iguodala and you can’t see it! Lao Tzu’s signature dashing back-up jumper you can’t see either! Is it time to see Lao Tzu’s mistake?!

However, this embarrassing shot is only temporary after all, and throughout the game, Kobe Bryant felt extremely good, plus he had a super desire to fight.

So before the game entered the fourth quarter, it was already played by Kobe, and Kobe Bryant only scored 42 points in three quarters.

This season’s scoring champion is really not famous! After the game, the reporter came to Li Ba’s side.

“Lee, what does it feel like to watch Kobe kill the game off the court? Kobe Bryant scored 42 points, what do you think of him? ”

Li Ba replied with a smile: “Yes, Kobe is very powerful, he is the scoring king this season, and he has cut 42 points, incredible!” ”

“But don’t forget that our record this season is above the Lakers! This game doesn’t say anything, it’s not Philadelphia’s best team, neither AI nor I played! ”

Hearing Li Ba’s post-game speech, the feeling of scoring 42 points to win the game is really not winning!

And the end of this game also means.

This season.

The duel between Li Ba and Kobe Bryant ended hastily without drawing a successful end.

What the?

Why don’t the two get a chance to meet in the finals, you say?

Look at your Lakers playoff opponents, the current Lakers have indeed locked up a playoff spot.

In the West, the ninth-ranked Jazz and the eighth-ranked Kings are three wins apart, and the Jazz are completely out of the playoffs.

The seventh-ranked Lakers are only half a game worse than the eighth-ranked Kings.

Other words.

The current Lakers are either seventh in the West or eighth in the West

So, their opponent is either the San Antonio Spurs.

Or the Phoenix Suns, who eliminated them last season.

These two teams, from any point of view, are stronger than the Lakers!

The Lakers want to reach the Finals, but don’t pull it off.

And two weeks later, the 76ers beat the Chicago Bulls 100-92 at home!

Throughout the 2005~2006 season, the regular season of the NBA ended smoothly!

The teams in the East and West that qualify for the playoffs are also out.

The teams from first to eighth in the West are:

San Antonio Spurs (63-19), Phoenix Suns (54-28), Denver Nuggets (44-38)

Dallas Mavericks (41-41), Memphis Grizzlies (41-41), Los Angeles Clippers (40-42), Los Angeles Lakers (40-42)

Sacramento Kings (39-43)

First to eighth teams in the East: Detroit Pistons (64-18)

Miami Heat (52-30), New Jersey Blues (52-30), Philadelphia 76ers (51-31)

Milwaukee Bucks (42-40), Cleveland Cavaliers (41-41), Washington Wizards (41-41)

Indiana Pacers (40-41)

The East-West playoff showdown in the first round has also been decided.

West: Spurs vs Kings Suns vs Lakers Nuggets vs Clippers Mavericks vs Grizzlies East: Pistons vs Pacers Heat vs Wizards, Nets vs Cavaliers vs Cavaliers vs Bucks.

Li Ba looked at the East-West playoff first-round matchup.

In his impression.

There should be no change in the western side, only the team’s record is different.

But the eastern side is completely out of order.

It’s not just the 76ers who finished fourth in the East.

The fifth team also became the Bucks.

The biggest reason why the Bucks can improve rapidly in terms of record is naturally the joining of Ron Artest.

Don’t look at Artest’s whole shame after the transaction was played by Li Ba.

DeLong + Michael Reid + Artest’s lineup.

The interior is complemented by ’95 champion Joe Smith and Shield center Magloyle.

Also on the bench was singles king Mo Williams.

This lineup, the combat effectiveness is very strong!……

It’s just that when Li Ba sees his opponent in the first round of the playoffs again.

He couldn’t hold back his laughter.

“It’s really causal reincarnation, the first round of the playoffs let Lao Tzu hit Delong this kid and liver tai this stunned species!”

Maybe it’s fate, maybe it’s underworld, maybe it’s really not, maybe the East will play out in the first round of the playoffs.

The plot of Li Ba vs Delong + Atai!!

If you ask, which set of matchups in the first round of the playoffs is the most anticipated by fans?

It’s not Peter Pan who took revenge last season, the Los Angeles Lakers fought the Phoenix Suns.

It’s not the hottest attraction of Dirk Nowitzki vs. Paul Gasol’s Mavericks vs Grizzlies, it’s all on the 76ers vs Bucks!

No fan will forget Li Ba’s elbow hitting Tai’s stomach, Li Ba’s heavy punch against Delon, and Artesteva Jovia’s escape, these three wonderful plots!

And in order to give this set of playoff noisy gimmicks, ESPN directly gave the most direct topic.

“Will Li Ba strike again against Delong and Artest in the playoffs?” As always.

In front of the fight plot, who still watches basketball?

However, apparently ESPN still does not understand the traffic password.

Take a look at the news slogan given by TNT!

“Meet again in the first round of the playoffs, will Li Ba play bad Tai’s belly again?” 》

I don’t know if Atai’s eyes have been played by Li Ba.

TNT must have played the three words “belly eye” to understand!……

“Farke!!”

“How many fucking times has Lao Tzu said it! Lao Tzu that’s hemorrhoidal bleeding! ”

“What belly eyes were played bad by Li Ba, Lao Tzu’s belly eyes are also worthy of him, is he worthy? He Li Ba deserves a few handfuls! ”

After seeing TNT’s news, Artest was angry that he committed mania again, and directly smashed the TV in the locker room.

But none of the Bucks dared to step forward to stop Artai.

Everyone knows that your Artai’s irritable disorder is offended, but even his teammates dare to fight.

“All right, Brother Tai.”

Only Delon Williams stepped forward to appease Artai’s vent: “The whole world doesn’t understand you, you should still fight with the world’s heavy punch!” ”

When Delong said this, he was waiting to slap his mouth wildly.

After Li Ba elbowed Artest in the eye, the Bucks team doctor gave Artest a careful physical examination.

The medical records confirmed that Artest actually did not have hemorrhoids at all!

However, in order to take care of Artai’s face, the Bucks were stunned not to publish this fact.

Only the team’s management, the team doctor, and some players such as Delong know about this.

Delong said: “Brother Tai, as long as we eliminate the 76ers in the playoffs, we will be the ultimate winner!” The media’s comments will also be completely reversed by us! ”

“Brother Delong is right! Come, Taigo gives you the same good thing! ”

Artest patted Delon on the shoulder, then reached 0.7 head into the cabinet under the dressing room bench, rummaging through things.

After a while, Artest took out a toolbox.

“Brother Tai, what are you doing?”

Artest opened the toolbox and placed a dozen brand new throwing sticks.

“This is Lao Tzu’s secretly hoarded throwing sticks, a total of 12, our brothers one by one hidden under the bench, this is a 28 cm big throwing stick, Li Ba must not be able to stand it!”

Delong looked stupid.

I thought that Artest was just talking, but I didn’t expect him to really do this.

“Brother Tai, don’t be dead, the throwing stick is a prohibited product, and you can’t bring it to the field.”

Delong served.

If you really go to play with a throwing stick, then the end is not banned, you can directly enter the game to drink tea!

“You’re right.”

Ah Tai scratched his head, thought about it again, and then said with a clever move: “Then I’ll bring a 28 cm big wrench!” ”

“I just said go on the court and screw the basketball hoop, this reason is always OK!”

Just do what you say.

Artest ran directly out of the dressing room and went to the mall to buy a 28cm wrench, and it was almost impossible to defeat Li Ba by ordinary means.

Weapons are essential!

And looking at Atai’s back, Delong was speechless.

With a throwing stick, with a renegade to play.

His Tai Ge is really a superlative!