Chapter 72 Kobe wants to die, the chicken cracks against it, and the eggs are broken!!

Looking at Kobe Bryant who was lying on the ground, Li Ba really wanted to die now.

He wanted to die because there wasn’t a single camera on the scene? That’s Kobe!

Unexpectedly, he was shaken down by Lao Tzu.

And it was not cubitted by Lao Tzu!

Such a classic scene, Li Ba had to record this clip and watch it repeatedly, and even took it out many years later to threaten Kobe!

By the way, surveillance video may work!

Besides, Kobe, at the moment, he is lying on the floor, and he also wants to die.

I’m a NBA All-Star, five-time All-Defensive Team player, and I’ve been knocked down by someone who hasn’t been in the league yet, especially if this person is still a power forward and doesn’t want to pass it out of his face.

Bryant stood up, pointed to a pool of sweat on the ground very embarrassed, and said: “The ground is slippery, there is water on the ground.” ”

Li Ba: “Yes, yes, yes, yes, I understand!” ”

“……”

Kobe was even more angry when he heard this!

“That little Chris, don’t be stunned, come and help wipe the floor.”

Soon the field was wiped clean, and this time if Kobe was shaken down again, there really was no reason.

Li Ba holds the ball from the outside.

And Kobe Bryant has sunk his center of gravity to defend Li Ba this time, and his eyes have a vicious look.

Cauliflower snake evolved into Black Mamba mode!

This time, Li Ba once again made the signature three threats, Kobe was not affected at all, and even after Li Ba dropped the ball, Kobe Bryant followed closely to the defense.

Kobe’s defense makes Li Ba’s dribbling very uncomfortable! Don’t underestimate Kobe’s defensive abilities.

In his nine seasons in the league, Bryant has made five All-Defensive Teames.

This also has to cut out the experience of only playing substitutes in the previous two years.

Other words.

Kobe Bryant has made the All-Defensive Team five times in the last seven seasons!! This defensive ability is simply outrageous!

But fortunately, Li Ba’s dribbling is not covered, the 80-point dribbling attribute, coupled with Li Ba’s dribbling has always been pouting and protecting the ball, so that Kobe Bryant is not very easy to break the ball.

“What kind of trick are you? People use their arms to protect the ball, to the point that you actually use your ass! ”

Kobe Bryant has defended so many outside players that he has never seen Li Ba like this.

Li Ba: “I don’t understand, this is the magic of ass!” Lao Tzu’s ass has something more powerful! You simply can’t stand Lao Tzu’s ass! ”

“Let me see what your ass is so awesome… Vomit! ”

Kobe Bryant’s welcome just fell, and in the next moment, a huge force rushed towards his chest 637, almost not throwing up all the food he ate in the morning.

This kid’s ass… It’s really a horse… Energetic!

And Li Ba showed no mercy and directly opened the bulldozer-crushing attack.

The three hits directly destroyed Kobe’s defense, one step to the stomach, tough layups to score.

6:0。

After landing, Li Ba made a gesture of six.

This goal hit, Iverson’s eyes widened under the field.

Because this ball Li Ba did not play tricks, and the second did not opportunistic.

It’s a real score!

Paul, on the other hand, was a little calm.

Because he has seen this kind of ball a lot, Jordan was exactly the same scene when he defended Li Ba.

“It’s a good goal, but if you can only push and crush, you can’t beat me in the whole game.”

Kobe Bryant returned the ball to Li Ba and sank his center of gravity to defend.

Li Ba said: “Obviously, you want to single out with me, and now it’s one-on-one, don’t talk to me about the whole scene!” ”

Bryant’s face was gloomy.

As the heads-up competition progressed, the attitude of the two gradually became competitive from polite and humble at the beginning, and they also rubbed some gunpowder smell, and even garbage talk.

“Come on, use your ass to punch me hard!”

“Then I’m coming, you endure it!”

Li Ba simply didn’t talk about benevolence and morality this time.

Outside the three cents, he lifted his jersey, exposed his big belly, and arched it straight in.

Li Ba easily arched the first blow, and he felt that the intensity on Kobe Bryant was not very great this time.

Li Ba realized that this was a trap for Kobe!

So in the next instant, he immediately closed the ball, half-turned, and shot from mid-range.

Kobe was also shocked, did not expect that in the heads-up game, Li Ba could decisively choose a mid-range jump shot, which shows that he is very confident in his shooting.

However, he blocked with all his strength, which was still inferior to Li Ba with a super long arm span of 2.06+.

“Ugh!”

The mid-range shooting attribute of 85 points allowed Li Ba to successfully hit Kobe’s head.

“That’s the importance of length!”

After scoring, Li Ba did not forget to spit on Kobe.

With these two balls, Li Ba played Kobe Bryant without temper.

Of course, Kobe was helpless.

These are all the natural advantages that Li Ba’s big belly has brought him.

And Iverson and Paul next to them looked stupid.

It’s 8:0!

If this goal is scored again, it will not only win Kobe, but also keep a clean sheet!

“You still have one last chance, if you can’t score, you won’t have a chance, Kobe Bryant said with a grim look at this time.”

In the decisive moment, Kobe Bryant also inspired extreme state.

Facing Li Ba’s big belly attack again, Kobe Bryant’s knees stretched out to Li Ba’s leg area, pure a third-party foot-type defense, and his hand also wrapped around Li Ba’s waist, obviously this is a foul defensive action.

Like the old gangster, Kobe Bryant was never that kind of white lotus.

And in their opinion, playing basketball is normal.

And if you treat them the same way, they won’t say much and even enjoy the process.

“Foul! You’re the same as the old rascal, it’s all fucking fouls in your actions! ”

“That’s not how basketball is played! Only the girl cannon will only know to shout fouls! ”

Li Ba was upset by Kobe’s foul action, and directly hooked a half-turned hook after opening a little space.

It’s a pity that the ball is a little far away, and the basketball hit the front of the basket and didn’t score! Li Ba’s face became ugly.

The front was all done very well, and it was almost the last one, and the result was leaked.

Kobe Bryant, on the other hand, showed a victorious smile, threw the ball to Li Ba, and walked outside the three-point line: “As I said, this is your last chance!” ”

“If you hadn’t fouled, you wouldn’t have been able to stop me, and the game would have been over long ago.”

“No confrontation is also called basketball? You can also foul me! ”

Li Ba was excited when he heard this.

That’s what the you said.

Lao Tzu may not be able to play, but fighting is professional!

Li Ba is ready to give Kobe a good confrontation.

It’s a pity that in the first defensive round, Kobe Bryant didn’t give Li Ba a chance to fight at all.

Kobe faced Li Ba and directly made the signature three threats.

Li Ba also saw it for the first time, and someone actually took two consecutive steps to the right on the three threats.

A step to the right, then another step to the right on top of the first step.

Li Ba followed in both steps, but in the third step, Kobe Bryant suddenly had one, sweeping the ball in a low air, and the basketball was brought from below Kobe’s knee to the left side.

The ball did not land, and a three-threat shook Li Ba away.

After deceiving Li Ba, Kobe Bryant hit a mid-range jump shot and hit steadily.

8:2。

After Kobe scored, an excited smile appeared on his face: “Look at the point, this is the real three threats!” ”

Li Ba’s face was expressionless, and he did not spray trash talk with Kobe.

Because Kobe Bryant’s ball is really beautiful, it really tricked him!

“Come again!”

In the next defensive round, Li Ba strengthened his defensive anticipation of Kobe’s three threats

Sure enough, Li Ba was not shaken away by Kobe’s three threats this time.

However, Kobe Bryant broke through on the left side, and suddenly a feint of a korfball shot deceived Li Ba again

Kobe Bryant worshipped a Buddha, and after flying Li Ba, he burst in and scored an easy dunk.

8:4。

I have to say that Kobe’s scoring skills are really comprehensive!

The scorers Li Ba met in college were like smelly fish and rotten shrimp.

“Come on, I’m going to overtake you soon!”

After Kobe scored, he did not forget to leave his trash talk.

However, Li Ba was still expressionless.

He takes every opportunity to defend Kobe Bryant seriously.

This time, Kobe Bryant shook Li Ba’s small space for two consecutive Crossovers and forced a breakthrough.

Li Ba did not lose position, but took off near the Kobe penalty area.

Li Ba, who jumped in the air, was excited.

This Kobe is afraid that he is not looking for a hat!

But Li Ba’s excitement eventually fell short.

Kobe actually dodged and moved in the air, pulled the ball to the right hand side, dodged his iron palm, and pulled in!

“I’m Nima!”

Li Ba’s whole person is not good! If this kind of ball is put in the university, everyone is a cap, which means that Kobe can twist so much in the air.

“Xiao Li! You have to understand a truth! ”

Kobe said with an educational smile: “Men’s length is important, but waist is more important!” ”

Li Lei agreed with this very much.

But Li Ba doesn’t have time to think about anything else now, it’s already 8:6, if Kobe Bryant hits two more shots in a row, then the previous efforts will really be in vain.

Lao Tzu’s badge reward!

In the next ball, Kobe Bryant directly attacked with his back to Li Ba, and he actually wanted to play back with himself.

Kobe Bryant’s way of attacking every time is different, he just wants to use a variety of different ways to score on Li Ba’s head to highlight the richness of his scoring means!

After continuous shoulder shaking, Kobe turned over and jumped on his back!

I didn’t make too many step changes, but it was this back-up jumper that really made Li Ba really have a bit of a mental explosion.

It’s all sealed on the face.

The result can still be entered! 8:8。

“Your mid-range shooting percentage is good, but it’s bad in your posture.”

“This month and a half, you can learn posture from me!”

Looking at Li Ba’s helpless appearance, Kobe’s playfulness soared.

But Li Ba is not in the mood to play with Kobe Bryant now.

All he was thinking about was how to get Kobe!

Li Ba has never been a brainless man, he plays with brains, and he is very good at pinching a person’s character!

Basketball is sometimes played as personal.

For example, now, Li Ba is pinching Kobe.

With Kobe’s urine sex, single out an NBA rookie, what technical action will be used for the last ball?

It must be a very pretentious and humiliating way.

Of course, there is also the point that every time he scores, Kobe Bryant’s scoring method must not be the same.

Li Ba guessed Kobe’s offensive choice in an instant! Three points!

It must be a three!

The score is also frozen at 11:8, give the opponent one more point! So, it must be three points!

After Li Ba gave the ball to Kobe, he specially moved a small step forward.

And in the face of this distance, Kobe did not think much, and sure enough, he suddenly pulled out an ugly book of onions

Li Ba, who predicted Kobe’s offensive choice in advance, jumped early, and his fingernails successfully interfered with the rising orange basketball.

So much so that this basketball directly became a three-slap slap!

“……”

Kobe was suddenly stupid!

WTF! Lao Tzu’s three points were actually covered!

Kobe Bryant even thought of the lines after shooting these goals: Practice for a few more years, young man!

It turned out to be a risk!

And he found that the timing of Li Ba’s jump just now was so accurate, as if he had predicted his thoughts in advance!

“WoooooW。”

After successfully risking Kobe, Li Ba also showed his biceps to celebrate!

“That’s it? That’s it? ”

Li Ba said excitedly: “You don’t have a chance!” Give you a chance, you won’t be useful! ”

Kobe is extremely embarrassed now, 8:8, if he didn’t raise it himself, he had to use a three-point shot to end the game.

He believed that he could make Li Ba helpless in 100 ways, but he used this three-point to overturn.

Bryant really regretted it.

However, Kobe Bryant was not to be outdone, defended with all his strength, and even did not hesitate to pay for fouls, and resolutely could not let Li Ba succeed!

And Li Ba is not playing virtual at all, lifting his ass is dry!

“You’re going to be scared, aren’t you going to have other technical moves?”

Facing the butt that came over, Kobe Bryant said to Li Ba while pushing hard and saying: “I’m sorry, I don’t need a second trick to hit you!” ”

Just kidding, Lao Tzu can eat you to death with one move! Practice a few more moves, can you still have room to fight back?

Kobe was also motivated by Li Ba’s trash talk, defended with all his strength, and of course, all foul moves.

Li Ba didn’t shout fouls this time, just do it! Bang! Bang! Bang!

So, the sound of muscles colliding on the entire basketball court, butt opening the way, elbow hitting elbow, shoulder hitting shoulder!

Iverson and Paul on the court looked dumbfounded.

This Nima is also called a basketball game?

It’s really a fight and a ball!

If you replace Kobe with yourself, these two small bodies must not be stunned into meatloaf?

Because Kobe’s actions were all fouls, Li Ba did not have a good effect after a few strokes.

He simply showed his signature move.

Turn around!

After Kobe Bryant saw Li Ba’s turn, his eyes lit up! Li Ba, you finally made a somewhat technical move!

Kobe Bryant pasted it sharply, but the moment it was pasted, Li Ba’s butt arched back sharply like a cheetah that smelled of blood!

Li Ba’s signature skill [Pig Arch Turning]!! But Li Ba felt strange.

I don’t know why.

His ass seemed to have a stick-like thing going up… And Kobe’s face turned red all of a sudden.

Let’s talk about Li Ba, turn around and directly turn over and jump shot.

The basketball hit the front of the basket and climbed in! 10:8。

Li Ba won!

But just as he was about to celebrate, he found Kobe on his knees, and he was covering his crotch with his hands, looking painful.

Li Ba remembered this expression and posture of Kobe.

When I was a child, I played with the handrail of the skateboard flying stairs, and when I accidentally stuck Little Gigi, I also had exactly the same expression and movements.

“Groove!!”

Li Ba suddenly thought of something.

The arch of his ass just now seems to have arched to little Kobe!

“Kobe, how’s it going? Is it broken? ”

“Are you…”

Kobe was still a Wudang faction, and said with a pained face: “Lao Tzu told you that if Lao Tzu does not have a son in the future, you will be responsible!” ”

Li Ba was also anxious.

You don’t have a son, that’s your poor hit rate, what does it have to do with Lao Tzu? Also let Lao Tzu be responsible, just throw the pot hard?

(7th more on the shelves!) Flowers are now 5.4w, over 6w plus more! The evaluation vote is now 3476, and more than 4000 (Note: the chapters are all 4000 words of large chapters)


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