Nba: I Really Didn't Come To Fight!

In the evening, when Lin Zhan's group rushed to the restaurant, Wang Shipeng and Ah Lian were already waiting here. Wang Shipeng was cooking in the kitchen, and Ah Lian was opening bottles of wine. , Seeing that the big troops were coming, he hurriedly greeted everyone to take their seats.

Looking at the opened wine on the table, Lin Zhan couldn't help swallowing and asked, "How many people sit at a table? Let's squeeze a table with around 20 people?"

"Are you kidding me? With our physique, it's amazing to sit 8 people at a table." Dayao didn't understand Lin Zhan's meaning: "Didn't you see that every table has food?"

"Eh... There are 8 people at a table, why does Ah Lian open so much wine? He opened at least 20 bottles at a fucking table, he thought it was beer?" Lin Zhan felt the beginning Breaking out in a cold sweat, he regretted it a bit. It's fine to put coins on the basketball court. Knowing that there are several wine gods in this team, he still calls himself the wine god. I'm afraid he will be attacked tonight.

"This is the aperitif, Azhan, are you so scared, Phoenix wine fairy?" A muffled voice came, and Lin Zhan turned his head to look, feeling more sweat on his forehead.

If Zhu Fangyu is the top three Dionysus, then this is undoubtedly the number one Dionysus in the men's basketball team and even in the entire Chinese sports world.

The man who once killed the peak O'Neill is the last of China's three major mobile Great Walls: the bus.

This elder brother was injured, he kept a low profile in the afternoon and did not participate in the competition, but when he heard that he was drinking, he ran faster than anyone else!

Tonight seems to be really ill-fated!

At first glance, Zhu Fangyu was the one who liked this kind of occasion the most. He kept calling for everyone to sit down, and even allocated all the seats directly.

The position he assigned almost made Zhan get up and run away.

On the left of Lin Zhan is the bus, and on the right is Zhu Fangyu.

The two contemporary wine barrels surrounded Lin Zhan. Obviously, Lin Zhan was not going to walk back to the dormitory tonight.

Lin Zhan began to run through his mind quickly, trying to find out if there was any attribute in the system that would help him drink, but unfortunately, he found nothing in the end.

Tonight seems to be doomed!

"What's the matter, Ah Zhan, aren't you cowardly? Aren't you going to return the Phoenix wine fairy this afternoon?" Zhu Fangyu had a smirk on his face, coupled with his five senses that could scare children into crying, he is a vicious, black-bellied villain The image jumps off the page.

Lin Zhan thought in his heart that he should just admit that he was cowardly and run away, even if he was ridiculed for a few words, it would be a big deal to get revenge at tomorrow's training.

Just when he was about to open his mouth, several high-pitched and brisk voices came: "Lin Zhan! It's really Lin Zhan! I said I saw him this afternoon, come on, come on, come on! "

For Lin Zhan now, this voice is simply the sound of nature! He raised his head and looked over, only to find that it was a young girl with an immature face.

Well, it is said to be a little girl, but she is only young. In fact, she is a tall, long-legged girl of 180 cm.

"Sister Cool!" Lin Zhan stood up as if seeing a savior, and said, "It's me, it's me, I'm Lin Zhan!"

Shuangmeizi shouted happily: "He knows me! Lin Zhan knows me! Come on, come on, Lin Zhan knows me!"

Girl Shuang held a poster and ran to Lin Zhan excitedly. Behind her were more than a dozen tall girls who looked like members of the Huaxia Women's National Team

"Lin Zhan, I'm your fan, can you sign me an autograph?" Sister Shuang yelled the loudest just now and ran the fastest, but when she ran in front of Lin Zhan, her face was already red to the neck, and she was pretty The face is even lowered so that Lin Zhan can only look at the top of her hairy head.

"Hahahaha, why is Xiao Shuang still shy? When she shouted every day to throw Lin Zhan down, she wasn't so shy!"

"This is the giant of thought, the dwarf of action! I bet 500, Xiao Shuang dare not throw Lin Zhan down.

There was a burst of hearty laughter, and Lin Zhan recognized that it was the twin stars of the women's basketball team who were talking, and the team's most important duo: Chen Nan and Miaoli Jie.

"Why are you here? Don't you need to practice?" Dayao smiled and looked at more than a dozen women's basketball girls, asking questions.

"Maybe you have a holiday to eat and drink, and we are not allowed to chase stars? It's okay, don't look, Ye Zi is not here, she has an old knee injury, and she left the training camp yesterday." Miaoli Jie glanced at the mess everywhere. Looking at Dayao, he directly exposed him.

While Lin Zhan looked at the men's and women's basketball teams who were obviously on good terms, he noticed something. More than half of the women's basketball girls lined up behind Shuangmeizi, and everyone had something in their hands.

"You guys are......." Lin Zhan couldn't hold back and scratched his head. two

"Need to say, they are all your fans, hurry up to sign and take a group photo to send congratulations, let's have dinner!" The bus beside him explained cheerfully.

This is the first time for Lin Zhan to sign an autograph for a colleague. He couldn't help but scratched his forehead again. He took the poster of Shuangmeizi and signed her with his own name. Resisting the question, "How old is this year?"

"I was born in 1990, and I will be 17 next month!" Sister Shuang obviously didn't expect that Lin Zhan would suddenly ask her age, and for some reason, her face turned even redder.

Not yet 17, okay.

Lin Zhan patted Shuangmei on the shoulder and said, "Then you should study hard when you go back, make progress every day, and aim for a good university."

"I know... I know Teacher Lin." Sister Shuang bowed suddenly, turned around and ran away quickly. No one knew why she was so shy and what teacher she was called.

Next, almost all the women's basketball girls asked Lin Zhan to sign their autographs and take a photo together.

"Yitong, how old are you?"

"18 next month."

"It's time for the college entrance examination, that kid studies.

"Nono, what about you?"

"I'm going to be 18 soon!"

"How is your study? Have you decided which university to take?"

"Sister Sui, what about you?"

"My son will be one year old next month."

"Then I have to catch up early!"

Lin Zhan only felt that he had been hit one after another.

Can't this damn street-crazy author change his age?

Do you really have the heart to watch me spend a whole month surrounded by Zhu Fangyu and the bus?

Zhu Fangyu, who was standing next to him, looked at the girls getting their autographs one by one and couldn't put it down. "I couldn't help but said, "Where do you think I am, old Zhu? Why don't girls see me so crazy?"

The bus glanced at Zhu Fangyu and said, "You really want to know why?"

Dayao followed, "You really don't know why?"

Lin Zhan laughed loudly and said, "If we take a photo together, you'll know why right away."

Zhu Fangyu couldn't hear that these guys were laughing at him for being ugly, but what they said was still true, and he couldn't even refute it.

After all, if it comes to playing skills, Zhu Fangyu practiced hard, and there is still a small chance of catching up with Lin Zhan.

But this face, unless he really poured sulfuric acid on Lin Zhan's face, otherwise even if he went for plastic surgery, he couldn't be more handsome than Lin Zhan.

The inherent disadvantage is really too great.

Watching the girls sign their idols one by one, Miaoli Festival produced a sea report out of nowhere: "A Zhan, sign me one too, my friend wants it.

"Sister Miao, a friend, is it you?"

"My best friend Ye Zi asked for it, how do I drop it?" Miaoli Jie glanced at Dayao, then saw the opened wine on the table and Lin Zhan surrounded by the bus and Zhu Fangyu, and immediately understood what was going on tonight : "With your posture, are you planning to get us Ah Zhan drunk?"

"Why is it your Ah Zhan? Sister Miao, you must be reasonable!" Zhu Fangyu immediately counterattacked.

"Why am I being unreasonable? Why am I being unreasonable? Today we are eating here too, so adding 20 pairs of chopsticks is not too much, right? I'll see who of you pours Ah Zhan a drink." * Miaoli Festival snorted, He actually sat down directly and said: "If you are not afraid of offending the girls in the entire Huaxia women's basketball circle, and you can't find a partner in the future, then just do whatever you want. "

Chen Nan held back his smile and waved his hands: "Okay, girls, don't stand there, the guys from the men's basketball team are inviting us to dinner, what should we do?"

"Thank you guys!" A group of girls shouted together with smiles, which surprised Lin Zhan.

No matter what, I didn't expect... the girls in the women's basketball team were so cute, and they were all fans of him.

Lin Zhan rubbed his chin, there is no way, there are many good players, good players and good looks, the entire NBA can be counted on one hand.

However, both Chen Nan and Miaoli Jie talked, and the men’s basketball team would not refuse of course. Immediately, they moved a few more tables for the girls of the women’s basketball team. More than 40 people sat down one after another, and only Miaoli Jie sat. Before leaving, he gestured at Dayao again and said, "If Zhan Zhan drank too much today, you can wait for Ye Zi to come home and pull your ears!"

"We don't live together!" Lin Zhan found out inconceivably that Dayao blushed!

"Isn't that something that will happen sooner or later? Don't you want to?" Miaoli Jie cast a glance at Dayao, and walked back to his desk with an expression of pretending.

There were more than 20 people at the scene, and they were all girls. The atmosphere on the scene immediately became lively. Although the men and women sat separately, everyone trained together. The relationship was very good, and now the chat is full of enthusiasm , From time to time, there was a burst of loud laughter.

After another half an hour, Wang Shipeng and Master Li finally finished the rest of the dishes and put them on the table.

Dayao smiled and said, "Master Li, you've worked hard, sit down and have a drink?"

"No, no, I have to go back to get off work with my son... Don't worry about it after you finish eating, I'll clean it up tomorrow morning.

Zhu Fangyu took out an unopened bottle of Moutai from under the table and said, "Then next time I'll go to your house and find you to drink!"

"You're welcome!" Master Li immediately grinned to his ears, took the wine with a smile, and walked out of the cafeteria.

This time, only the men's and women's basketball players were left in the entire cafeteria.

"Then what, let me raise a glass. We welcome Azhan to report. Brothers, practice hard and fight hard. Go to Nihong in August and beat those ghosts well!"

As the leader of the current team, Dayao stood up without hesitation, raised his wine glass to the surroundings, and when he saw the two tables of the women's basketball team, he immediately added: "There are also girls! "

As soon as Dayao's opening wine was over, the atmosphere on the scene immediately became lively. There are all passionate men who practice sports and women's basketball players who are more manly than many men. There is no need to warm up, and the atmosphere is directly clicked up.

People drinking, eating vegetables, chatting, yelling, joking and punching, the whole cafeteria immediately fell into joy and noise.

At this time, Lin Zhan suddenly turned into a weak little white rabbit, eating food honestly, not even daring to lift his head.

For the first glass of wine just now, he was frightened by Zhu Fangyu and the bus. The two brothers were one on the left and the other on the right, and the 3 taels of white wine glass swished their necks up...the bottom came to an end.

Lin Zhanjian has seen this drinking method before, but if you let him come, it would be better to just let him die.

Thinking of myself calling myself Phoenix by accident in the afternoon

Lin Zhan couldn't help shivering as well.

Some coins can be installed, and some, it really can't...

Now let's see if the amulet given to me by the Miaoli Festival is useful. If it is not useful, then today I really have to make preparations to lie down and go back!

As a result, this amulet is of course useless.

But in 20 minutes, Zhu Fangyu, who had already drunk, found Lin Zhan with a wine glass: "." "Ah Zhan! You beat me up this afternoon, let's have a drink!"

It's okay...it's not a 3-liang white wine glass, it's just a small cup.

But just after Lin Zhan finished his cup, Zhu Fangyu's second cup came: "Come on, come on, you beat Wade to death in the finals, we have to have a cup too."

"Come on, you can beat a few more foreigners at least in the World Championships, let's just drink three cups!"

Come, come, drink this cup, there are three more cups

Between pushing and changing glasses, Lin Zhan quickly forgot how many glasses he drank and how much wine he drank. He only remembered that Zhu Fangyu kept toasting himself while drinking the bus.

He vowed to keep Lin Zhan and stop him from drinking too much. He was so drunk at the Miaoli Festival, he grabbed Dayao while drinking and said, "Don't worry about you and Ye Zi! Wrap it on me, with me

With a best friend around, she can't run away. "

After three rounds of wine, five flavors... Lin Zhan was in a daze and didn't know how much he drank.

But he knew very well that if he continued to drink, he would really have to lie down and go back!

So Lin Zhan stood up from the chair while he was still awake, waved his hands and said, "I'm going to the bathroom! I'll come back and continue!" He said he would come back later,

Lin Zhan has already decided to go straight back to the dormitory to sleep, and then drink this group of wine mugs, who knows how much he will drink.

"No! You can't go! You think I don't know that you are going to escape by pissing!" Zhu Fangyu, who drank too much, even improved his IQ, grabbed Lin Zhan and said, "You can go if you want.

Show everyone a talent, and you can leave (Nuo De Zhao). "

"Talent? Shall I show you a fancy dribble?" Lin Zhan squinted his eyes and looked at Zhu Fangyu.

"Who's looking at that! Who here can't fancy dribble, you give us something different. It's meaningful, everyone agrees!" Zhu Fangyu obviously didn't intend to just do it like this

Let Lin Zhan go, and then everyone booed.

The girls who were standing on Lin Zhan's side just now shouted excitedly, and some directly shouted for Lin Zhan to perform a striptease.

It's so brutal...

Lin Zhan waved his hand to signal for everyone to be quiet. He knew that if he didn't show his hand today, he would not even think about leaving: "Let me sing a song for everyone. I'll go back to sleep after the song.

Now it's not upside down. "

"Sing one! Sing one! Sing one!"

"Sing one! Sing one! Sing one!"

"Sing one! Sing one! Sing one!"

As the people at the scene kept booing, Lin Zhan thought for a while, and finally opened his mouth to sing.

"When you walk into this happy place, you carry all your dreams and thoughts on your back

With all kinds of makeup on your face, no one remembers what you look like

 …

You pick up the wine glass and say to yourself, a glass of toast to the sun and a glass of toast to the moonlight

Kay

Although I never believed in the so-called mountains are high and waters are long

Forgive my ordinaryness, dispel confusion

Well, after dawn, I always leave in a hurry..."

Lin Zhan sang "Sorrow" with his voice. After drinking some wine, he completely forgot that Mao Mao, the creator of this song, hadn't even grown his hair yet.

Singing this song after drinking can always have some different feelings, so Lin Zhan almost opened his mouth.

After singing the last stanza, Lin Zhan didn't give Zhu Fangyu and the others a chance to drink his own wine. While everyone was still pondering the lyrics, he turned around and left the cafeteria.

A person returned to the dormitory.

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