Nba: I Really Didn't Come To Fight!

"Hi, Dayao, long time no see!" Lin Zhan waved his hand warmly to greet Dayao, but he didn't feel uncomfortable with James' forced business. He and Dayao had a very good relationship. The first time they came to Houston to play an away game, they formed a good friendship. At this time, the friendship between the two has reached 6 points.

"Let's go, I'll take you to dinner first." Dayao said with a smile: "Sean and Steve come together, Tracy treats you! This is very rare, how about going to my restaurant for Chinese food? But hold on to the door for a while before Tracy gets away!"

Mai Di, who was behind Dayao, smiled and said: "This bastard, every time I say a treat, he goes to his own Yao restaurant! Damn it, he eats my meal and earns my money! He even blamed me for giving The tip is so small, it’s too much! So I just ran away last time! This guy actually remembered it until now.”

Nash laughed and said: "I learned this trick! I decided to use it in Phoenix."

"Which trick did you learn?" Lin Zhan asked, "Did you go to your own restaurant when you were treating guests, or did you just run away before paying the bill?"

"I have learned it all!"

The five people looked at each other and burst out laughing, Dayao was about to laugh into that well-known emoji, he opened the car door and said, "Let's go, everything in the restaurant is ready

Let's eat and talk! We're busy these days. "

"Isn't Tracy going? Has he started running orders from outside the hotel now?"

Lin Zhan saw that Maddie was still standing on the road, not intending to get in the car, so he couldn't help asking.

"Did all your Chinese jokes be learned from a teacher?" Mai Di said helplessly, "Hurry up and make up your lessons, your jokes are not funny at all!"

Lin Zhan knows that McGrady is talking about Kobe and Hamilton of the Pistons. These three people have played together since high school and have a very good relationship. The partnership has always been very good.

Especially Kobe and McGrady, the two top scorers on the guard line, have always been close, until McGrady's career plummeted due to various reasons such as injuries and personality, and when he changed from an All-Star to a substitute player, in When the whole world is laughing at his declining physical fitness and dunks will be dunked on the neck of the basket, only Kobe cares about his body.

When Tracy McGrady was not going well in Detroit, and no teammates came to help him after he fell, Kobe walked up to him when he made a free throw, and said a few words to him, gently Hugged a gesture.

There is absolutely nothing to say about their relationship!

So Dayao drove a car with a few people to Yao's restaurant to order and rest first.

Lin Zhan looked at the familiar dishes such as 'Kung Pao Chicken', 'Braised Beef' and 'Fish Flavored Pork Shredded' on the menu, and was so moved that he almost shed tears.

He couldn't help but said: "Charles Barkley took me to the so-called Chinese food in Phoenix once, it was so fucking bad, I almost knocked the table over.

Dayao laughed loudly and said, "You may be a little too happy now. My Chinese food here has also changed the taste and recipe, and changed it to a taste that is more suitable for the taste here. After all, I want to do business."

"Brother Yao, tell me the truth, do you have a small stove? I didn't eat Chinese food last time, so today you have to give me something authentic! Even sesame seed rolls with green onions, tomato and egg noodles are fine!"

"Don't worry! Come to me, can I let you eat well?" Dayao said with a smile: "I'll find you sesame seed cakes and green onions!"

"Stop!" Lin Zhan said with a bitter face: "Don't play tricks on me! Then, I promise to play next time and not bully your little brother Hyde. That's all right.

"Just wait!" Dayao smiled, and walked out of the private room, apparently to tell the kitchen.

Not long after, there was a sound of playfulness and laughter outside the door, the sound of loud music, the sound of RAP that followed the music, plus black-specific swear words and rough voices came from outside the door, listening to the sound and For movement, Lin Zhan feels that there must be at least 6-7 people.

With a sound of 'squeak', the door of the private room was pushed open. Sure enough, McGrady came in with someone.

In addition to Kobe and Hamilton, Lin Zhan found that the four kings of the Pistons were all there!

Shuang Wallace, each with a huge earphone, sat on the chair with a look of shamelessness, and was still singing excitedly.

Billups is slightly better.

He first greeted a few people, and then found a seat and sat down.

Kobe's face was a little bit reluctant, apparently these few together reminded him of his failure in 2004.

The last Hamilton, Lin Zhan, didn't recognize him at all at first, because this guy didn't wear a mask. Lin Zhan really forgot what Hamilton looked like without a mask.

He was much quieter. After he patted Kobe on the shoulder, he gave him a somewhat apologetic look. Apparently, his three teammates were either McGrady being polite and coming right away, or they were not polite at all and had a cheeky face. Hard to follow.

Dayao quickly walked in from the outside.

Seeing that there were three more people than planned, he was just taken aback for a moment, and didn't say anything more.

Instead, he walked out quickly and called the waiter to add more dishes.

With the arrival of all the people, the big table was full. Just when Lin Zhan and others were chatting and joking with each other, Rasheed Wallace suddenly shouted:

"What's the matter, why is there no one to pour water? Where's the waiter? Don't you drink water?"

"I thought you guys prefer a more private feeling, so I let the service go out, and I'll call them in." Dayao didn't get angry. After all, this is his home field. Firstly, it's unnecessary, secondly, what Rashid said It is also true.

But just as he was about to reach out to call the waiter, Rashid stopped him. Rashid said, "Privacy is also a must. Don't we have a rookie here? Come, the rookie will pour us a glass of water!"

Rashid looked at Lin Zhan. Obviously, in the entire private room, Lin Zhan was the only one who fit the title of 'rookie'.

The private room, which was a little noisy just now, immediately fell silent. Just as Hamilton wanted to talk to smooth things over, Billups pressed him down on his seat. Marion's eyes immediately changed, jokingly, when he The face of the bullying guy? That is, the most popular Stoudemire is not there, otherwise Stoudemire may have already flew a plate directly to Rashid's face.

"It's not impossible to let me pour tea, you have to be qualified." Lin Zhan said with a smile: "Those who have never made an All-Star starter, who have never been in the best team, and who have never averaged a double-double" or even a single Averaging more than 20 points per game per year."

"At this level, is it worthy of me to pour tea?"

Lin Zhan's words were almost close to reporting Rashid's ID card directly. After all, among all the people present, this guy was the only one who didn't meet any of the requirements.

"Boy, be careful what you say!"

Rashid's good brother Da Ben was the first to be unwilling, slapped the table, and glared at Lin Zhan.

"If you can't even get selected in the draft, just shut up. Or when you can average 10 points per game, let's talk again, my grandma's scoring level is higher than yours!" Lin Zhan looked at Daben, every day Don't be afraid of the league's number one devil muscular man!

"Then you are very good? Which one have you accomplished?" Billups sat on the stool and looked at Lin Zhan with a dark look.

"I'm an All-Star starter, what's the matter?" Lin Zhan said with a smile: "You were abandoned by the team before finishing the first year of your career. Do you know how to spell the word All-Star starter? Do you need me to teach you?" ?”

"Bastard! Boy, are you tired of living!" Lin Zhan sprayed the three members of the Pistons all over with three sentences. Rashid directly slapped the table and stood up, glaring. The tattoos all over his body are indeed vicious.

But Lin Zhan was not afraid of him. He didn't stand up at all. Instead, he lay down on the chair and said, "This is Dayao's territory. I won't do anything. If you have the guts, come out with me. Let's come on the road." One round, I'll let you see if I'm Artest's kind of softie who only dares to hit fans."

"Okay, come on, let's come out and practice!" Rashid sneered, took off his earphones, and was about to walk out of the room.

Kobe also stood up and said: "It's nothing to bully a rookie, come on, let's practice!"

"What, you deserve to say "practice?" Kobe's words seemed to hit Rashid's smile, he covered his stomach and laughed loudly: "Who in this league doesn't know that you fight pure You can't even beat my grandma's dog!"

"Kobe, Kobe. It's okay, leave it to me." Lin Zhan quickly patted him on the shoulder beside him. Kobe's words were imposing, but in front of people who knew him well, it was indeed more like a joke.

Just kidding, if the opponent really fought, Lin Zhan was originally one-on-one, but Kobe turned into Lin Zhan playing double Wallace every minute, which was simply adding difficulty to himself.

"Enough! Shut up, all of you!" Dayao stood up with an ugly expression:

"You are all my guests, so don't say a few words to me. If you have any opinions, you can say them on the field!"

"If you can't sit at the same table, then eat next door! I can also treat! But here, you better restrain me!"

"Who cares to eat something that pigs like you don't eat?" Rasheed snorted coldly, and walked directly towards the door, Big Ben followed closely, and Billups glanced around After that, without saying a word, he also stood up.

Only Hamilton was very embarrassed, neither walking nor standing.

"Richard, let's go, I'll go find them with you." McGrady finally stood up at this time, and said to Kobe, Lin Zhan and others: "Sorry, it's my fault, I shouldn't have brought them here You eat, I will find a place to apologize to you tomorrow night!"

"It's not about you Tracy, it's about me."

Hamilton also stood up, nodded to everyone, and followed his teammates out.

"Richard." Lin Zhan suddenly stopped Hamilton and said:

"Tell Ben and Rashid, next time we meet, I'll give them a good look!"

"I see!"

Hamilton looked back at Lin Zhan, didn't say much, and ran out quickly, but Lin Zhan could tell that this guy was not bad, and he probably wouldn't convey Lin Zhan's meaning.

When the Pistons left, only the Suns trio, Kobe and Dayao remained on the scene.

Dayao smiled and said: "It's quiet now, I'll reduce some dishes to avoid waste."

When Dayao went out, Kobe elbowed Lin Zhan and said, "You are all very economical! You asked Jessica for 300 dollars, and Dayao had to reduce the vegetables. I think the financial management course training for rookies this year, you two One can be a mentor."

"Financial management course training? And this thing?" Lin Zhan heard of it for the first time.

"It's about telling the rookies how to spend their money, and telling them that what looks like a lot of money is actually not much in their hands! Too many people have gone bankrupt in recent years, and the league has begun to pay attention to this aspect of management. "

"Forget it, is he going to teach the rookies? This kid bought a limited edition Ferrari before signing the contract." Nash said with a smile on the side: "I still buy it in the best community in Phoenix."

I bought a house and listened to this kid talk about financial management? Those rookies are all bankrupt!"

Nash's words elicited bursts of laughter from the scene.

Several people finally forgot the episode just now, and the atmosphere became lively again.

The serving speed of Yao restaurant is still very fast, and soon the table is full of various dishes.

While eating, Kobe asked curiously: "Why is there no mapo tofu burger or fried steamed buns with sweet and spicy shredded chicken? Isn't this one of your top ten famous dishes in China?"

"Do you want to eat it? I really have it." Dayao said: "I also have braised vegetables, boiled steak and pineapple scrambled eggs here."

“It’s really do as the Romans do!”

Lin Zhan gave Dayao a thumbs up and continued to eat.

In front of him is a small stove that Dayao specially opened for him. It is said that he has found a professional Hunan cuisine chef to cook Hunan cuisine. It is indeed very authentic!

Nash looked at Lin Zhan eating with relish, and asked curiously, "Let me have a bite of yours?"

"As long as you are not afraid of spicy food."

Lin Zhan pushed the untouched fried chicken offal with Chaotian pepper over.

Nash only took a sip, and his whole face turned red, and then he kept sticking out his tongue and hissing endlessly:

"Water! Give me water! Give me 933 water!"

Lin Zhan and Dayao immediately laughed and said, "It's very spicy, you can't eat it."

Lin Zhan's words obviously aroused Kobe's inexplicable competitiveness. The guy pointed to Lin Zhan's plate and said:

"If you can eat it, then I can eat it, and I will have one too!"

Lin Zhan didn't persuade him either, anyway, he definitely won't be able to persuade him, so don't waste your tongue, Kobe looked at the chicken offal pushed in front of him, picked up the chopsticks and ate it in his mouth decently,

Then everyone could clearly see that Kobe's face was also red, and even his breathing became short of breath.

"Drink some water?" Lin Zhan asked tentatively.

"No need, it's quite delicious. It's usually spicy! I can accept it." Kobe took a few deep breaths, expressing a small scene.

"Then you have two more bites?" Nash, who still had an ice cube in his mouth to relieve the spicy, pushed the plate of chicken offal to Kobe and said: eat more if it tastes good.

Contrary to Lin Zhan's expectations, Kobe did not refuse.

I made a lot of it on my own plate, and actually started to eat it bite by bite!

And he just insisted on not drinking water!

From time to time, Lin Zhan looked in Kobe's direction, and found that the whole mouth of this inexplicably strong guy was swollen, and even Lin Zhan could see his lips

Shaking and shivering non-stop! This is a completely uncontrollable behavior after the heat is extreme.

But Kobe just insisted on not drinking water, and he didn't call it spicy. Instead, he put the food in his mouth and said it tasted good.

Lin Zhan felt that Kobe's paranoia was a bit childish.

How can you look better than me if you can eat spicy food?

But Lin Zhan also knows.

Perhaps it was Kobe's partiality and competitiveness that brought him to where he is today.

If they had changed to other players, they might have been oblivious to the overwhelming praise or the abuse after the Eagle County incident, and muddled along.

After McGrady and the four of Detroit left, the atmosphere of the meal became very harmonious. As the host, Dayao was full of witty remarks, and Nash and Lin Zhan were also very emotionally intelligent and good at chatting

The type, five people gag, happily finished the meal.

But at the end of the dinner, Dayao's cell phone rang suddenly, he glanced at it and said: "Tracey said that I invite you to play tonight, as an apology, Detroit

If those guys don't go, let's go together. He said that except for Kobe, no one else is allowed to be absent. "

Lin Zhan looked at Kobe curiously, but Kobe shrugged and said: "He knows how to persuade me and won't go. With this time, I would rather rest or train.

Lin, don't go, we made an appointment at that time!"

Lin Zhan just remembered, it seems that when the two were in Los Angeles last time, they did promise Kobe to teach him some fighting skills during the All-Star Game, although Lin Zhan wanted to thank him very much.

Inspired by the enthusiasm of the girls in Houston, he tried to persuade them not to do this business again, but seeing the big 6 on Kobe's head, Lin Zhan still nodded.

After all, Nash Marion and others have a long time to come, and Kobe and Kobe can set up several opportunities to meet this season!.