NBA Opening Draw To Twilight Shaquille O’Neal

"The opening of the NBA draws the twilight O'Neal (!

From a villa in Leeds, Alabama, a miserable wailing could be heard from time to time.

Fortunately, the villa covers a large area, and there is no one else nearby, otherwise a crime of disturbing the residents will inevitably be installed.

"Shet!"

"Shet!"

"Shet!"

"..."

This is the home of Charles Barkley, at this time our Sir Charles is screaming in the sky, his body is constantly shaking.

No one cares more about the Blazers-Hawks game tonight than Barkley, except for O'Neal's fat-headed fish.

In the middle of the game, Barkley quickly turned off the TV, because the feeling of many years of playing career told him: he is likely to have bad luck again!

Why say it again?

Could it be that the Chinese are really their own nemesis!

In view of the saying that "basketball is round" has been circulating in the NBA, Barkley still has a little extravagance in his heart. Maybe the Trail Blazers will all enter the Mamba tribute session in the second half, maybe the Eagles will suddenly explode, maybe. .....

The long and torturous hour has finally passed. Barkley turned on his mobile phone tremblingly and entered the NBA official website. The headline was "Falcons plan successful, Blazers end two-game losing streak!"

In this battle, Wang Zelin scored a game-high 25 points and 13 rebounds, becoming the MVP of the game, and with the familiar 20+10 data, he blocked the "rookie wall" hot discussion in the mouth of many sunspots.

I don't know when it started. In the hearts of the outside world, Wang Zelin's performance is close to 20+10 like 18+10. If he doesn't get two pairs, he will hit the rookie wall.

The sky is falling, the ground is cracking, and Barkley thinks he's going to get cold again!

This is where the ruthless roar at the beginning.

"Jingle bell! Jingle bell!"

The landline next to him suddenly rang, interrupting Barkley's spellcasting chant.

"Hello, what's the matter?"

"Hahaha, Charles, bad news, the Blazers have beaten the Hawks and you lost to Shaquille."

The familiar voice of his old partner Kenneth Smith came over the phone, but in Buckley's ears at this moment, it was so disgusting.

"I TM thank you!"

"what?"

"It's okay, hang up!"

"Dudududu!"

Barkley had just put down the phone when the incoming call rang again.

"Charles, I am the great sand..."

"Sister Sha! Fake!"

As soon as he heard the voice, Barkley called out "bad luck" and hung up the phone.

"I'm Tefak!"

"That fat fat man dared to hang up on me?"

"How dare you yell at me!"

O'Neal, who was playing mahjong in Los Angeles, was dumbfounded when he heard Barkley's roar and the "beep beep" sound of the phone in his hand.

But soon he seemed to think of something happy again, and sent out a "hehehe" in addition to a wretched smile.

...

At 2 pm on the 19th, TNT launched a special program starring Kenny Smith, Reggie Miller, Shaquille O'Neal, and Charles Barkley.

The protagonist is undoubtedly Barkley.

The TNT executives, who suspected that the matter was not big enough, specially set the venue for the show to be the home of the Portland Trail Blazers, inside the Rose Garden Arena. At this time, the four of Barkley were on the commentary platform on the side of the basketball court.

Although this is not a game, its excitement is indeed not inferior, and the sidelines are already full of spectators.

"Welcome to the exciting pole dance that will be performed by Sir Charles. It is worth mentioning that this is our first dance performance by Sir Charles. This kind of opportunity is rare!"

Before the bet was fulfilled, O'Neal couldn't wait to celebrate.

To this end, he also jumped up deliberately, moving his huge body, and came to Barkley to dance a funny dance.

"Hahaha, it seems that our Mr. Shark can't hold back his dancing cells, so he will warm up for everyone in advance."

At this point, Barkley kept an embarrassed smile and sat motionless in his seat, letting O'Neal dangle around him.

The rest of Kenny Smith and Reggie Miller are already fantasizing about Barkley's pole dancing performance, and by then TNT's ratings are bound to skyrocket.

This wave is not bad, not only can you watch a good show for free, but you can also receive a red envelope from the top after hosting the show.

At the same time, in the Celestial Dynasty on the other side of the ocean, a large number of highly skilled fans came over the wall specially, just to witness Barkley's pole dancing debut.

Finally, the scene switched to a blast of music, and the broadcast staff quickly turned the camera against Barkley.

The close-up of Barkley's face could be clearly seen on the big screen overhead, and everyone couldn't help booing.

"Charles!"

"Charles!"

"..."

Seeing that Barkley's face was getting darker and darker, O'Neal couldn't control it so much. He picked up the microphone and shouted, "Welcome to the Showtime of Mr. Charles Barkley, the famous TNT commentator!"

Just as Barkley was fidgeting, the Blazers' hot cheerleaders came to the center of the court accompanied by a powerful soundtrack, which ignited the atmosphere of the arena.

However, these cheerleaders did not perform any spicy dances this time, but were assembling something.

A few minutes later, a dark, thick, long...pipe stood in the middle of the court.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"woo woo woo woo!"

"..."

When the audience saw that the equipment was in place, they burst into deafening laughter.

"Talent, really TM is a talent!"

Wang Zelin, who was always watching this show at home, was completely stunned.

I don't know how to fix it. Anyway, O'Neal played two laps on it, but he still didn't move.

"Charles, everyone is waiting for you, come on stage quickly!"

Reggie Miller, who has always been aloof, couldn't help urging.

"Hehe, wait for me to go to the locker room to change my clothes!"

Barkley, who knew that he was doomed, finally stood up amid the cheers of the audience, walked towards the locker room with the steps of an 80-year-old man, his back was full of vicissitudes and determination.

Under the much anticipation, Barkley, who had been dawdling in the locker room for a long time, finally appeared in the player tunnel.

A human figure wearing a pink tights and long golden wavy hair appeared in everyone's sight.

"puff!"

"I buy it!"

"Fuck!"

No one expected Charles to be so open and play so big.

O'Neal, who had just returned to the commentary stage, couldn't bear it any longer. He covered his stomach with his hands and rolled on the ground.

"To die is to die!"

With this mentality, Barkley completed his first pole dance performance in his life with the help of a group of hot girls.

Some people want to ask: what about singing and dancing?

Don't make trouble, it's good if people are willing to dance, and the requirements are not so high, and it's not professional.

The live broadcast of the show's full effect made Barkley, who was already very popular, become known and known to everyone.

This is like the bet between Barkley and Yao Ming. From now on, Barkley is undoubtedly the object of ridicule in people's mouths, but in the long run, things that are very beneficial to Barkley's career as a commentator such as popularity and popularity also follow. It came one after the other.

After the show aired today, Barkley has a tendency to become the first trump commentator on TNT.

In the ancient population, good and bad depended on each other, nothing could be more like this!

...

"My eyes!"

"You give my eyes back!"

After watching Barkley's **** performance, Zhou Yang and Wang Zelin had a tumult in their stomachs and almost threw up their lunch.

"Uncle Zhou, I have to admit that the people on Lao Mi's side really dare to play, and thieves know how to play!"

Now as long as he closes his eyes, a graceful and coquettish **** will always appear in Wang Zelin's mind. I remember that there seems to be a gastric lavage operation in medicine, but I don't know if there is an eye wash operation.

"Stop, stop, I'm here to find you this time on business, and Anta has almost prepared it. While you have a few days to spare, go and shoot the advertisement."

Zhou Yang quickly stopped Wang Zelin, obviously he didn't want to recall the scene just now.

After playing the Eagles on the 18th, the Blazers have 5 games left in November, and the second encounter with the Mosaic team is scheduled on the 22nd.

Wang Zelin rarely has 4 days of spare time, and this time it is a home game, Anta also wants to take this opportunity to quickly finish the commercial.

"Okay, let's shoot tomorrow!"

After hearing Zhou Yang's words, Wang Zelin nodded.

"Then I'll go first, you pay attention to rest, and be careful not to hurt your nose again."

Before leaving, Zhou Yang did not forget to instruct Wang Zelin.

"Um."

After sending Zhou Yang away, Wang Zelin turned his attention to the personal attribute panel. He seemed to sense a new change in his abilities just now.

Player: Wang Zelin

Team: Chinese National Basketball Team, NBA Portland Trail Blazers

...

body hidden properties

Lower body strength: 93 to 4

Upper body strength: 90 to 1

Speed: 65 Explosive Power: 73

Agility: 68 Bounce: 78

Bullet speed: 75 Physical fitness: 73～75

offensive ability

Hits: 88 Layups: 86

Mid-range: 80 Long-range: 62

Dunk: 70-83 Pass: 62

Possession: 68 Free throws: 84

Breakthrough: 65

defensive ability

External defense: 55 Internal defense: 72～74

Rebounds: 76-79 Blocks: 69-71

Steals: 52

Overall rating: 80 (quasi-all-star)

Evaluation: Have the strength to be the main center in any team.

Talent Skills:

①Natural power (purple diamond)

This talent allows the host to pass acquired training and possess MAX-level strength attributes.

②Dunk Tianzun (Gold+)

After making physical contact with the opponent's player within three seconds, use your body to forcibly collide with the dunk to slightly increase the success rate of the dunk. The three attributes of dunk, bounce, and bounce speed can all be increased by 6 points within 3 seconds. If the player completes the dunk, he will Gives teammates an inspirational effect and restores teammates' stamina by 7%.

③ Overlord of the restricted area (Silver+)

Shooting ability increases by 4 points when hitting the back in the three-second zone ~www.wuxiaspot.com~

...

Sure enough, the last time was not wrong, Wang Zelin finally ushered in the day when his strength broke through again.

Two stars + one superstar!

And some nice role players.

Before you know it, the Blazers finally have the strength to make a difference in the West.

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