Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

Set the time back a few dozen minutes.

When the New Orleans Hornets selected Chu Han with the No. 1 pick.

Dell Demps already got a call from Boston.

At that time, Danny Big Fool Angie had already started the first wave of fooling around.

The conversation between the two went roughly as follows:

Anji: I have General KG, who is unrivaled in jump shots. Beating his chest to boost his morale can help his thick eyebrows grow quickly. Would you like to exchange it for Chu Han?

Demps: No.

Anji: I still have General PP. He was stabbed 13 times in 35 seconds. He is still brave. He won the 2008 FMVP and can kill James. Can he be replaced by Chu Han?

Demps: Toot toot toot.

Yes.

Anji's first wave of deception ended with Demps hanging up the phone.

After summarizing the experience.

Danny Ainge then started the second wave of deception.

That is to say, play directly with Demps.

"Dell and Kevin can help Anthony Davis grow rapidly. Paul Pierce is still a top-five small forward in the Eastern Conference."

"The two veterans will help the young people in your team grow quickly and help you hit the playoffs!"

Anji also added a little more weight: "We can also offer first-round picks for the 2014 and 2016 seasons to help you get a big contract..."

have to say.

Danny Ainge's deception ability is still very stable.

He first focused on the growth of his thick eyebrows, and then asked Demps to look at his hopes for the playoffs.

While helping young people, they can also make the playoffs, and the Celtics also give away a first-round pick to help the Hornets get a big contract.

It sounds picturesque, is it true?

"Danny, your proposal sounds good, but we have a better option."

Demps refused with emotion: "Or, if you are willing to come forward with Rajon Rondo, we might still be able to talk."

Looking at the Celtics team, the best resource is tantamount to the top three point guards in the Eastern Conference - Rondo!

If the current Rondo comes to the Hornets, then the thick eyebrows will take off in the true sense.

Like K "690" G+PP, it just sounds good, but in practice...

Who uses who has cerebral palsy?

This time, it was Danny Ainge's turn on the other side of the phone to be silent.

Good guy.

I wanted to take advantage of the Hornets, but the Hornets wanted to take advantage of the Celtics?

Rondo is the most valuable player in the Celtics' current lineup, and is even the absolute core of the Celtics' current lineup.

Rondo, at his peak, really has the capital to be the core of a team.

In the end, Demps said that Rondo didn’t want him?

Danny Ainge took a breath and said, "Dale, give me some time to think about it."

Said it was considered.

In fact, Anji is giving both parties a step down.

When Demps asked for Rondo, the deal was already dead.

After hanging up the phone, Danny Ainge shook his head, and then made a call to Brooklyn.

Demps couldn't be fooled, so Anji had a second plan.

"Kim, I know what you need..."

The Brooklyn Nets are looking for a way to make a playoff push.

In addition, their general manager, Kim Terry, is not very easy on the head.

This team, which moved to Brooklyn, has become Danny Ainge's most promising successor.

"BOSS, this is a call from Los Angeles!"

the other side.

Or backstage at Madison Garden in New York.

The Wasp received another call from the City of Angels.

"Los Angeles?"

Dale Dempsey looked confused.

The Clippers actually want to grab Chu Han?

Don’t they have Chris Paul?

Are you going to let Chu Han appear at the shooting guard position in the new season?

If you think about it carefully, the Clippers don't have much leverage.

They can't just trade Griffin for Chu Han!

"BOSS, it's Mr. Mitch Kupchak!"

Mitch Kupchak?

Dale Demps was even more confused.

If you want to say that the Clippers are going to take part, they at least still have some leverage.

Why did the Los Angeles Lakers come to join in the fun?

What do they have?

Pau Gasol or Steve Nash?

After all, they are determined to trade Kobe Bryant for Chu Han, right?

Out of curiosity, Temple "wasn't connected.

Give Kupchak some face!

"Dale, I know what you need."

Once the call was connected, Kupchak said what Dempsey heard was a bad opening line: "So, I brought the chips."

"But you don't have any more picks, Mitch."

Demps didn't beat around the bush: "Your operation last summer was perfect, and it also took away almost all the fun of the draft.

If the Lakers don't have player leverage, they can have draft picks.

But they made a big move last summer and even gave away all their draft picks.

What to exchange for Chu Han?

Los Angeles air?

"But we still have Dwight Howard."

Mitch Kupchak made a direct showdown: "Anthony Davis needs a big brother to help him share the pressure, and Dwight is the best choice."

The Los Angeles Lakers and Celtics are worthy of being rivals.

The entry point for the transaction for the general managers of both teams is the same.

That is to talk about thick eyebrows.

"Dwight?"

However, Demps was dumbfounded: "Have you renewed your contract with Dwight?"

"If you are willing to trade, I can talk to him."

Mitch Kupchak said directly: "At the same time, I can also use Paul in exchange for first-round picks from other teams to subsidize this deal.

What is drawing a pie?

This is like painting a pie!

Kupchak's current commitment is to sign Howard in exchange for Chu Han, trade Gasol at the same time, and subsidize draft picks.

But here's the thing.

The Lakers are not even Howard's first choice for contract extension now. Happy Beast has completely broken down with the Lakers management.

Howard, who is not bound by a contract, prefers to choose where to go.

Rather than being at the mercy of others.

As for the operation of exchanging draft picks for Gasol, Demps couldn't think of any other team willing to take over Gasol no matter how much he thought about it.

The Lakers are not even trying to make a pie, this is a dream!

"Mitch, your idea is great, but it's not realistic."

Out of good intentions, Dell Demps smiled: "As far as I know, Dwight has no intention of renewing his contract with you. He has even moved away from Los Angeles."

"Can you negotiate a sign-and-trade deal with him? That's impossible."

As for the cruel fact that Gasol can't be exchanged for any first-round pick, Dell Demps simply doesn't have the heart to say it.

He was really afraid that Mitch Kupchak would break the defense.

"If he renews his contract with us, Dwight can retain the bird rights..."

"Then you have to talk to him first. Before that, this deal will not make any progress.

Dale Demps didn't say anything too harshly.

Maybe in order to retain the maximum salary of the Bird Rights, Howard really signed and then traded with the Lakers?

Maybe after Kupchak fooled him, a team would be willing to take over Gasol and provide him with a first-round pick?

certainly.

This is only a theoretical possibility.

After consecutively rejecting the Boston Celtics and Los Angeles Lakers.

Demps has received offers from many other teams.

But, they are not the results he wants.

For Demps, Chu Han can be kept by the Hornets for their own use.

Isn’t the combination of Davis + Chu Han a good combination of inside and outside players?

What the Hornets lack now is a decisive offensive weapon like Chu.

They could have just not traded and kept Chu Han on the team.

Likewise, if a team wants Chu Han, there are only two possibilities.

The first is to give an equivalent to Chu Han's young talent.

Who among the younger generation of players has this qualification?

Demps can directly state: No!

Among the current young players, there is no one who can replace Chu Han!

So, this road is blocked.

Then there is only the second possibility left.

Get All-Stars or even higher-level ready-made stars in exchange.

What Chu Han is buying now is talent. How great can he be in the future?

Demps couldn't tell.

After all, it is not uncommon for NCAA greats to find themselves acclimated in the NBA.

Who dares to say that Chu Han will definitely be able to extend his dominance in the NCAA to the NBA?

So, if there are existing top stars available in exchange for Chu Han.

Demps will still think about it.

But would any team really trade a well-known star on their team for a rookie like Chu Han who has not yet performed well?

There shouldn't be such a stupid team management!

In Demps' view, even a stupid person like James Dolan would not exchange the star of the team for a potential stock.

"At present, the transaction should not take place."

The front of Madison Garden.

Kenny Smith in the broadcast box broadcast a potential trade rumor in the draft.

Among them, the one with the highest participation rate is Chu Han.

TNT has a lot of first-hand information.

Why are the Celtics trading for Chu Han?

Why did Mitch Kupchak privately call the Hornets management?

Or maybe the Phoenix Suns are willing to trade three-year draft picks for Chu Han.

All kinds of rumors are overwhelming.

Unfortunately, until the second half of the second round of the draft, no deal related to Chu Han was reached.

"If I were the management of the New Orleans Hornets, I would choose to keep Chu Han on the team."

Charles Barkley, a die-hard Chu Han fan, said directly: "He will definitely be the one to change the league. Why trade him?"

"It's really hard for me to understand some people's point of view that Chu Han should not be for sale in any team!"

Flying Pig doesn't understand.

Why would anyone be willing to trade a rookie of Chu Han's caliber?

This is the foundation for building a team for 10 years!

So even if someone wants to change, you can do it on your own?

In addition to immediate combat superstars like James, Anthony, and Durant.

Otherwise, who would want to change?!

But, with stars like James, Anthony, and Durant, how about exchanging them for Chu Han?

It's really not that Barkley thinks Chu Han is unworthy.

He felt that Chu Han could be replaced by anyone.

Just replacing Chu Han's team management with players of the caliber of James, Anthony, and Durant would definitely be a slap in the face.

Then here comes the problem.

Among the 30 current team managements in the league, is there really such a management that got kicked in the head by a donkey?

June 29th, US time.

The day after the draft ended, the news that Chu Han was selected as the number one pick had already dominated China and the United States.

List of major online platforms.

This is the first foreign guard No. 1 pick in NBA history...

He is also the first guard draft pick of Chinese nationality in NBA history.

The second place on the lists of major news media is also related to Chu Han.

This is a summary of various trade rumors surrounding Chu Han.

Many fans feel that Chu Han should not go to New Orleans to report. It is not a suitable place for him to show his talent.

Some people also believe that the combination of Chu Han and Anthony Davis will change the entire league.

This is the perfect place to be.

"Glenn, listen, you don't have much time left."

United States, New York.

James Dolan, who had already booked a flight to Hawaii for a vacation, issued an ultimatum to team general manager Grunwald:

"Before I come back, if I don't see the news of the Chu Han trade coming to New York...

"You should have known what the outcome would be."

A real ultimatum!

"BOSS, to be honest, I have contacted New Orleans many times...

Really helpless, Grunwald stopped hiding it: "They are not interested in our chips at all.

Even though the Knicks didn't have any high-quality chips, Grunwald still shamelessly stepped in for the sake of his position.

He directly made an offer to the Hornets - Stoudemire + JR Smith.

Then, he hung up the phone before he even heard Dempsey's reply.

This offer seems quite insulting to one's intelligence, but Grunwald can't help it.

There is really no bargaining chip!

"Is it because we don't have enough chips?"

James Dolan frowned on the other end of the phone: "Let me just say this, except for me, anyone on this team can be replaced!"

His words actually have nothing to do with any Knicks players.

Dolan was still simply putting pressure on Grunwald.

What this means is: In addition to the team owner, the team general manager can be exempted at any time!

So, is it a lack of chips?

Or have you not put in the effort?

Think about it for yourself!

"Are you serious?"

Obviously, Grunwald, who was already on the verge of collapse, had another perspective: "Except for you, can anyone on the team be replaced?"

"certainly."

James Dolan glanced at the time and said, "Even Cameron is not for sale."

Think about it, Anthony was defeated in the second round of leading the team this year. As a result, New York fans did not criticize the players, but still criticized himself as the boss.

Dolan simply stuffed the melons into the shelves.

Anyway, he has been labeled as a fool with a lot of money for many years, and he is not less than this year or two.

However, Dolan's words were more of a compliment.

"I understand, BOSS!"

Grunwald on the other side was ecstatic: "I promise to complete the mission before you come back!"

After hanging up the phone, the Knicks general manager dialed Dell Demps' personal phone number.

This time, he really came with full sincerity.

"Glenn? Why did you call again?"

Demps, who answered the phone, was obviously very surprised: "We don't disrespect Amare, but he does not meet our needs.

Amar'e Stoudemire is the only bargaining chip the Knicks have besides Anthony, who is not for sale.

If Stoudemire is still the little bully he was, maybe the Hornets will have some ideas.

Unfortunately, Stoudemire is no longer the bully he once was.

He is a complete negative 4.8 asset.

"No, no, no, Dale, how could I use Amare to frustrate you?"

Grunwald on the other end of the phone paused: "This time, we are willing to trade Cameron for Chu Han.

WTF?

Dell Demps was stunned when he heard the opponent's chips.JPG

"What did you say? Cameron?"

"It's nothing surprising. Nothing in New York is not for sale."

Grunwald opened his mouth: "We have high expectations for Cameron, but he stopped in the semifinals last season.

"The final result of last season was disappointing, and we don't want to see the team not getting better or worse."

One thing to say.

Glenn Wald really didn’t say this casually.

Knicks fans are harsh.

The Knicks' front office is equally demanding.

The scoring champion led the team to second place in the Eastern Conference during the regular season, but failed in the semifinals.

And also lost to the younger Pacers.

what does that mean?

This means that this season may be the Knicks' peak.

The pinnacle is the semi-finals.

Why keep Anthony as a big daddy?

It's better to buy tickets for a younger super star!

What's more, James Dolan is still pressing hard.

New York fans also prefer Chu Han.

Just change it and that’s it!

"So, you're trading Carmelo Anthony for Chu Han?"

Dell Demps was still in disbelief: "Are you sure this deal can be approved by James Dolan?"

"That's what Mr. James Dolan meant."

Grunwald responded directly: "Time is running out, Dell."

"If you agree to this transaction plan, we can officially announce the transaction on the first day of the trading market on July 1!"

Finally, Grunwald also experienced the feeling of saying to others: Time is running out.

It’s so cool!

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