Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

This summer, the Brooklyn Nets completed a major overhaul of their lineup.

They sent away five players in a package and N draft picks in a package.

Finally, from the Boston Celtics, three veterans, Paul Pierce + Kevin Garnett and Jason Terry, were acquired.

Nets general manager Billy King believes that his summer operations are worth a 9-pointer.

As for why you don’t give it a perfect score of 10?

That’s because I’m afraid of being proud!

However, when doing business with Danny Ainge, can the other party still take advantage of him?

After taking over PP+KG and Terry, the Nets did not achieve the results that people expected in the new season.

They have only won ~5 out of 15 games so far this season.

That's right.

They only won one more game than the Cavaliers, who lost to the Knicks in the last game.

Their performance allowed people to see the tragic situation of Lakers F4 last season.

Facts have proved that studding for a group of veterans is a very unwise choice.

However, some local Brooklyn fans comforted themselves by saying:

At least the Nets beat a strong team like the Miami Heat at the beginning of the season!

"We have defeated the Heat, which shows that we are capable!"

United States, outside Madison Square Garden, New York.

Nets fans who were unable to buy infield tickets said in an interview in the square: "No strong team should underestimate us."

"They can capsize in our hands at any time!"

Also carrying this confidence is Kevin Garnett, the Nets’ starting power forward today!

KG, who always puts his confidence on his face, kept roaring at his teammates during the warm-up before today's game.

It seems that he is cheering for his teammates and boosting their morale.

"I never think this team is worse than any other team, we just lack some time to get used to it."

Kevin Garnett, who was interviewed before the game, was full of confidence: "Even though we didn't have enough time, we still defeated the Miami Heat, which was the defending champion last season.

"This means that we have the capital to beat any team, including the New York Knicks today.

After hearing KG's impassioned speech before the game, the reporters at the scene had every reason to believe:

The confidence of the Nets fans outside the court was inherited from Garnett.

"I know what questions you will ask, it must be related to Chu Han."

Without waiting for the reporters in front of him to ask questions, Garnett answered directly: "Chu is a magical kid. His playing style looks like Kobe Bryant."

"He looks like LeBron/Ron James sometimes, like he can do anything."

"But fortunately, I have defeated LeBron/Ron James and also defeated Kobe Bryant."

At this point, KG stopped abruptly and did not continue speaking.

Does he need to say anything else later?

Chu Han is like Kobe and James, he is very strong, but both Kobe and James were once defeated by Garnett.

So, will Chu Han be that exception?

From the sound of Garnett's words, it is obvious that Chu Han will not be that exception!

"KG finished what I wanted to say."

Paul Pierce, who was interviewed by the media immediately after, directly raised the topic before the game: "Chu Han is excellent, but we are better, it's that simple."

Um.

With 5 wins and 10 losses so far this season, he still dares to be so harsh, that is, Paul Pierce can do it.

"Chun, do you have anything to say about Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett's pregame remarks?

With the pre-game remarks of the mysterious duo of PP and KG, reporters on the sidelines surrounded Chu Han.

"I thought they made a good point, and it made my blood boil."

Chu Han's response was straightforward: "If the Brooklyn Nets were not currently 13th from the bottom in the Eastern Conference, perhaps their words would be more convincing."

High EQ: 13th in the East.

Low EQ: 3rd from the bottom in the Eastern Conference!

Yes.

Don't look at the harsh words that the Nets' two elder brothers Xuan Ming and I are talking about before the game. They pretend to be so cool that they could circle the earth 58 times.

In fact, their record this season is 5 wins and 10 losses, third from the bottom in the Eastern Conference.

Only better than the super-bad Bobcats and Cleveland Cavaliers.

Do you dare to brag about this?

Even Chu Han didn’t know where Xuan Ming and his wife got their courage!

The talk between the core teams of both sides before the game has also become a topic repeatedly mentioned by the commentators on the sidelines.

"Chu Han looks nothing like Paul and Kevin!"

The commentator from ESPN laughed: "This doesn't look like the posture of a rookie.

"That's right, when a rookie encounters these two veterans, he or she might compromise."

Another commentator also nodded: "But Chu Han is different."

"When he encounters this kind of situation, he never backs down, he only fights back hard.

Whether verbally or on the court, Chu Han will respond strongly!

certainly.

What the two commentators are looking forward to more is not how Chu Han will respond on the court.

They are looking forward to whether Chu Han will confront Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett on the court!

That would be so interesting!

The warm-up before the game ended quickly, and the starting players of the two teams took to the court.

The Nets' first start today is truly luxurious.

Deron Williams + Joe Johnson + Paul Pierce + Kevin Garnett and Brook Lopez!

If this were the All-NBA season, there would be five All-Stars!

If Pierce is replaced by James, the Nets lineup will be affectionately called by fans - the Big Five!

Unfortunately, it cannot be replaced.

The Knicks' starting lineup remains the same.

Tyson Chandler and Lopez stood on the midline, and the referee threw the ball high.

In the jump ball session, the boxing champion still defeated his opponent very well and took the lead in getting the ball into Chu Han's hands.

The New York Knicks dominated the first offensive possession of the game.

The New York fans at the scene were very cooperative and gave them thunderous cheers.

In any case, today's game is also a New York Derby.

After the Brooklyn Nets won the "Big Five" lineup in the summer, they dissed the Knicks on the Internet.

Especially since the Knicks also traded Anthony for a rookie.

The carnival of Nets supporters never stopped.

Now, as the season unfolds, the two teams are in very different situations.

The Nets supporters were also silent.

But Knicks fans are very vindictive.

Do those clamoring Nets supporters think that if they calm down their voices, they can pretend that nothing happened?

nonexistent!

There were nearly 20,000 Knicks fans at the scene, shouting in unison, they were waiting for Chu Han to overturn the entire Nets defense!

Amid the cheers from the sky, Chu Han dribbled the ball across half court and faced Deron Williams' defense.

Deron was also a ruthless character who beat Paul during meals and sleep.

At the point guard position, he is like a cannon, with top-notch confrontation ability!

On the defensive end, Deron can rely on his strong body to limit almost all point guards of the same level.

Unfortunately.

Than physical confrontation?

Excuse me.

Chu Han, who plays point guard, is like a dimensionality reduction attack!

Chu Han didn't even need to change direction. He directly faced the opponent and pushed away Delong who was guarding him. He forced a breakthrough route and then entered the penalty area with his domineering ax in the air!

2:0!

Chu Han fired a powerful tomahawk chop and fired the first shot of the New York Derby!

Offense and defense transition.

Nets offense.

After Deron came over with the ball, he immediately distributed the ball to Kevin Garnett on the wing at the free throw line.

The hard three threatens to feint a shot, then pulls it up and shoots!

"Whoosh!"

The basketball hits the net!

"Roar!!"

After hitting this mid-range shot, Garnett directly hammered his chest and let out a roar!

People who didn't know, thought Garnett had just dunked on the opposing defender.

Maybe, this is iron-blooded!

Looking back, it was the Knicks who responded.

In terms of size, Deron was not the type to defend Chu Han. The Nets defender was knocked away by Chu Han. His eyes watched as Chu Han entered the penalty area again and dunked hard!

"Switch defense, Deron!"

Nets coach Jason Kidd on the sidelines quickly made a tactical change: "Give Chu Han to Paul!"

Since Deron's height and size are crushed by Chu Han, Kidd might as well let Pierce, who can match Chu Han in size, defend Chu Han.

Before defending Chu Han, PP on the offensive end also hit Shumpert with his back, turning over and scoring a mid-range shot.

"Someone else can guard me!"

After hitting two points, Pierce did not forget to gesture twice in the direction of Chu Han: "This guy doesn't know how to defend at all!"

WTF?

Iman Shumpert was confused.

Damn it, you guys are fighting each other, why did you bring me with you?

Really lying down!

"Oh, Paul Pierce is squirting!"

The commentator on the sidelines keenly captured PP's mouth movements: "I wonder if Chu Han can withstand the crazy output of these two beep machines!"

Two-digit beep machine.

Referring to the Nets’ two mysterious elders—Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett!

Not only did these two team up to win a championship for the Celtics.

In the field of trash talk and casual thoughts, the two of them are also like crouching dragons and phoenixes.

Today, Chu Han not only has to face the two elders Xuan Ming on both offense and defense.

And you have to deal with the torrent of trash talk from Pierce and Garnett!

Knicks offense.

Chu Han dribbled the ball across half court, intercepted the defense in front of him, and suddenly turned into Paul Pierce!

"Oh! The Brooklyn Nets made changes on the defensive end early!"

This scene made the commentator on the scene excited: "It seems that coach Jason Kidd thinks that Deron can't guard Chu Han!"

"Paul Pierce versus Chu Han, this is an interesting matchup!"

Just like the two commentators said.

The matchup between Pierce and Chu Han is not just about basketball.

More in the realm of trash talk!

"Pass the ball early, rookie."

Pierce lowered his center of gravity and stared at Chu Han, mouthing without stopping for a moment: "There is no way you can score on my defense!"

"Pass?"

Chu Han didn’t give up on the opponent at all: “Facing you, I don’t have to pass the ball~”

While responding calmly, Chu Han raised his head and glanced at the basket, his center of gravity lifted instantly.

Pierce's response was quick.

When he saw the details of Chu Han's sight frame, he already took a step forward and jumped up at the same time!

I have to say that PP is indeed a veteran, and its defensive awareness is indeed in place.

Unfortunately.

The mantis stalks the cicada, but the oriole follows behind!

this

Oh, this wave, Chu Han is using details to deceive his ultimate move!

Micro-manipulating the ball to fly Pierce, Chu Han teleported to the other side and made a steady three-pointer!

"Go down and rest early, old guy."

Biao scored two points. Before Chu Han turned around, he responded to Pierce: "If you guard me, you will give away points~"

"Well done, Chu!"

This time, it was Ishambert who rushed up excitedly to high-five Chu Han.

Shumpert, who had just been inexplicably damaged by Pierce's trash talk AOE splash, felt so happy when he heard Chu Han spray PP directly back!

"this is nothing."

Chu Han remained calm: "That guy can't guard me at all.

What’s so exciting about this offense?

Don’t be too basic!

…Please give me flowers…

"Give me the ball!"

Nets offense.

Pierce took the initiative to ask for the ball from Deron.

Not only did he want the ball, he also made a gesture toward Deron called a pick-and-roll.

Pierce's gesture made the two commentators on the sidelines look dumbfounded.

What the hell?

The point guard sets a pick-and-roll for the small forward?

Did the Nets make something wrong with their tactical arrangement?

Logically speaking, aren't small forwards assigned to point guards?

Delong was also a little confused.

He thought Pierce had read the tactical board backwards.

However, seeing the determined look in PP's eyes, Deron didn't think much and decisively turned sideways to block Shumpert, who was guarding him.

The Knicks changed defense decisively.

The defense was positioned in front of Pierce and was replaced!

"COME! I understand what Paul Pierce means!"

The players from both sides were so aligned that the commentator on the sidelines immediately understood: "He is trying to single out Chu Han!"

"Interesting, this game is getting more and more interesting!"

Originally the two commentators felt that,

The matchup between Chu Han and Pierce may not appear until the critical moment of the competition.

Unexpectedly, within a few minutes of the opening game, the two faced off early on both offense and defense.

This game is getting more and more interesting!

In the last round, Chu Han played with Pierce on the offensive end.

This round, the offensive and defensive roles are reversed.

The photographers at the scene focused their cameras directly on the faces of the politicians and players.

Various close-up shots flick upward!

Under the focus of the live high-definition camera, Pierce and Chu Han raped each other, and then PP suddenly took a step back and stepped on the three-point line to shoot a long two-pointer!

"Bang!"

The next moment, Chu Han took off without any hesitation, stretched his long arms, and completed the block on Paul Pierce!

"SHIT!"

Cursing secretly, Pierce quickly returned to defense.

It's a pity that his speed is two orders of magnitude higher than Chu Han's speed!

Chu Han directly took the high-speed channel and flew upfield, completing a fast break 1VO.

In the next round, Pierce was banned again.

For this ball, he chose to play his best post-up singles!

With his tank-like body, Pierce can easily back-up countless defensive players.

In his opinion, Chu Han is next!

While murmuring, Pierce hit Chu Han continuously in the back, but was unable to shake Chu Han at all.

"Harder, Paul!"

Chu Han, who remained motionless, almost applauded Pierce: "You should try harder!"

Farke!

Gritting his teeth·JPG, Paul Pierce could only curse in his heart.

How can I try harder?

If you exert more force, if Chu Han is not shaken first, Pierce will have to fly first!

Isn’t this powerful enough?

After lowering his shoulders again and exerting force to no avail, Pierce chose to lean back to the extreme and shoot a high-arc two-point shot.

"Whoosh!"

The arc of his ball is very high, but unfortunately it's still a bit uninteresting.

Chu Han's fingertips touched the ball to the limit, disturbing the trajectory of the basketball.

The basketball went too far and was caught by Shumpert who accurately judged the position.

The Knicks forward counterattacked decisively, and Chu Han, who had just interfered with Pierce, rushed over without saying a word.

The Knicks went 2-on-1 in the frontcourt, and Shumpert made an alley-oop pass to help Chu Han.

Knicks No. 7 looked straight at the basket and roared to blast the rim!

"WOOOW!!!"

After this dunk, the fans at Madison Garden were ignited again!

Chu Han's offensive offensive continued unabated at the beginning, and the fans on the sidelines were elated.

"Paul, what's going on?"

"How do I know when I'm riding a horse?"

On the court, KG asked Pierce suspiciously.

Pierce replied directly without thinking.

what happened?

I even want to know what's going on!

I am so good at the sitting back blow, but I can't even shake a new penetration?

What exactly is going on?

What’s most striking about Pierce’s mentality is.

When the Nets' offense advanced, Chu Han didn't even wait for PP to call the pick-and-roll list to hit him. He took the initiative to make eye contact with Shumpert, and then switched to Pierce's side.

The Knicks fans at the scene were even better at making noises. When they saw Chu Han standing next to Pierce, they began to shout in unison:

"Give the ball to Paul!"

"Give the ball to Paul!"

"Give the ball to Paul!"

All the fans in the stadium were jumping up and down with the rhythm.

Pierce, who was struggling with Chu Han in the low post, was also cruel and stamped his feet!

After decisively blocking the position, open your hand and the ball:

"Give me the damn basketball!"

Damn it, the back slap just now was not strong enough, this time I am even trying to force you to suck the milk!

Deron was so anxious when he saw PP that he lobbed the ball into Pierce's hands without saying a word.

"Bang!"

As soon as he got the ball, Pierce dropped his shoulders and hit Chu Ting who was defending him with all his strength.

Unfortunately, it's useless.

Chu Han is like a high mountain, no matter how much gravity you exert, I will not move!

"Fuck Fuck!"

After snorting, Pierce didn't care so much this time.

He really even used the strength to fly.

"puff--"

Then, Pierce really burst into flames!

Chu Han, who was guarding him, only heard a strange noise, and then saw Pierce wailing and lying on the floor!

"Oooh!!"

The fans at the scene were in an uproar.

What expansion is this?

Pierce hit Chu Han hard with his back and injured himself?!

However, only PP himself knows.

He was so strong that he sprayed all tonight's portion!

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