NBA: Star please spray me again

"The collision between the previous Warrior No. 3 and this Warrior No. 3! "

Is Poole better for the Warriors or is Paul better!?" "

Why did Paul and Poole choose No. 3, what is the mystery of this, and what is the secret of the Warriors' No. 3 jersey?" 》

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For a while, a large number of headline articles such as this rushed to the hot search.

It's all because of the end of the preseason, and now that the NBA has officially entered the regular season, a trade has just taken place, and the Nets, who have added Poole to their side, will fire the first shot of the regular season with the Golden State Warriors!

This immediately made countless media and fans look forward to it, because Poole has always been criticized in the Warriors before, and Poole has always been angry with Warriors fans.

Now as soon as he leaves the team, the first game is to play his old club, and everyone is looking forward to what kind of record Dapuzi can come up with.

Whether to prove yourself or to make a fool of yourself was reflected in the next day's competition.

And many funny netizens will naturally not give up the opportunity to work at this time.

"You said that this big puzi should not be punched by Green tomorrow, right?"

"You're not right, I'm looking forward to tomorrow's battle between my Da Puzi and Brother Green!"

"Haha, yes, it must be exciting, but why am I more curious about how Warriors fans will justify themselves after Paul and Green become teammates?"

"Yes, yes, the Warriors fans used to catch Paul and spray it indiscriminately, and now that Paul plans to bring his talent to the Warriors, the Warriors fans must be in a very exciting mood now!"

"Hahaha!"

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the Internet, the topic of netizens has changed very much.

And at this time, the Big Three of the Nets, including Da Puzi, are not very happy.

Because now, without exception, several of them are squatting in the toilet in their own house, and their skin swallows are playing the pinnacle game.

When Simmons brought out the bottom of the hot pot with millet pepper devil chili sauce, everyone knew that it was coming for them.

At this time, both Simmons and Da Puzi were communicating together in the group at this time how to squat in the pit to be more comfortable.

That's right, this group is naturally Simmonsla, he pulled the five fools and Da Puzi in, and they chatted very lively at this time.

After all, this squatting pit is really painful, and the hot feeling is really uncomfortable, and they have to find some pastime to divert their attention.

It's just that Booker and Dunbao are tearfully accusing Simmons of eating hot pot without them at this time.

These two people simply forgot about the pain after the scar, and now they have completely forgotten the hot pain before, and now they actually want to try again.

Simmons didn't have to think about it to know that their skin swallow must have said: politely refused...

But these two people who have hard mouths and have a big explosion of M attributes will naturally not listen to their skin swallows, and now they are making a lot of noise, and they will let Simmons call them next time, even if they are on a plane, they will go directly.

After all, with the grade of two people, private jets can still afford it.

Simmons was also very entangled by the two at this time, so he could only agree.

Simmons glanced at the time.

Alas, this time the squatting time is even longer than the last time.

"I'm sorry!"

Simmons apologized very sincerely to his Skin Swallow, but Simmons said that he would dare next time.

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Home of the Brooks Nets.

At this time, the arena was already full, which had the buff of the first game of the regular season, and it was also related to the very popularity of the two sides of the match.

The noise of the audience came from all directions.

At this time, it was in the locker room.

Coach Vaughn asked Simmons in front of him a little puzzled: "Simmons, why are you wearing a mask, aren't you bored?" Coach

Vaughn's words also attracted the attention of others, and Ou Shenxian, Xiao Dengden and Da Puzi, who had just joined the team, were also discovered, and they saw that these three people were also wearing masks on their faces.

Is this the latest trend?

The rest of the Nets players actually felt that they were a little out of step with the trend at this time.

And Simmons also knows that he can't continue to wear a mask now, after all, he has to warm up later, and he still has to take off this mask early and late.

It was Simmons who made up his mind to tear off Da Puzi's mask directly, and then said solemnly: "Anyway, everyone is going to play later, so don't hide it, you always have to show it." Speaking

of which, Simmons also very quickly ripped off the masks of Ou Shenxian and Xiao Dengden, and for a while, Simmons was the only one wearing masks on the field.

And after the masks of the three people were torn off, what was revealed was the lips like ham sausages!

"Poof!"

I don't know which player took the lead and couldn't hold back a laugh, and suddenly the whole locker room was filled with joyful sounds.

Even Simmons couldn't help laughing, and because he laughed too wildly, after pulling the corners of his mouth, Simmons "hiss~" in pain.

And Ou Shenxian, Xiao Dengden and Da Puzi fell directly into the embarrassing scene of social death, because now everyone's eyes are looking at it, and the three of them are eager to drill a crack in the ground, so that the three of them can get into it to avoid the limelight.

It's so humiliating!

Coach Vaughn still has something to do as a coach at this time, he held back the corners of his mouth that kept twitching, and then asked Ou Shenxian and them a little calmly: "What's the matter with you, why are these lips swollen like ham sausages..."

After saying that, the three of them almost cried out aggrieved.

Now it's not just Pi Yanzi who suffers, but also his own skin and toes...

And Simmons, who was gloating on the side, didn't notice it for a while at this time, but he was actually grabbed by the three Ou Shenxian, and then ripped off the mask on his face.

For a while, Simmons's big swollen mouth also appeared in front of everyone, and at this time, looking at these four big swollen mouths, even Coach Vaughn couldn't help it, and immediately laughed wildly!

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