NBA: Star please spray me again

"The Little Emperor Faces the Nets' Big Three

!", "Will James Announce the Price of His Talent to Brooklyn After the Nets Game?", "

Can James Lead the Team to Victory Against This Unprecedentedly Strong Nets Team!?"

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Before the Nets and Lakers started playing, the media was already building momentum on the Internet, adding heat to the game.

And the corresponding so-called authoritative media have also invited some famous ball critics to speculate on who will have a higher probability of winning between these two teams?"

"To be honest, if it is the winning rate, I am more supportive of the Lakers' side The winning rate will be higher, because although the Nets have a big three, the run-in between them obviously takes time, and the fit on the Lakers' side is obviously higher than that of the Nets."

"I'm also more supportive of the Lakers, because I don't know if you remember last season, the Lakers played a very bright game in the playoffs, although they didn't make it to the Western Conference finals, but it also let us see more possibilities for the Lakers' lineup.

"I also support the Lakers, the Lakers have now introduced a lot of forwards, and they have an absolute advantage in height, so I feel that if the two sides really meet, it must be the Lakers' side that is more dominant, after all, the current Harden and Irving are not their prime.

These

experts don't know if they are talking about it, but they are all supporting the Lakers together to win the final victory.

This led to a backlash from Nets fans.

"The fart Lakers have a high winning rate, are the Big Three of our Nets all vegetarians?"

"Yes, although the Lakers do have a bit of an advantage in height, but this year's introduction is all forwards, and on the guard line, the Lakers don't have decent players at all, so they will be blown up by the Nets directly!".

"That's right, just this problem on the guard line is enough to give the Lakers a headache, not to mention the excellent three-point Simmons, I feel that when I really play, Simmons' firepower on the three-point line alone can be worth the firepower of a whole team of Lakers. The

remarks of Nets fans immediately caused dissatisfaction among Lakers fans.

"Good guys, so many professionals have said that our Great Lakers have a higher winning rate, and you still don't believe it, it's really a dead duck with a hard mouth.

"That's right, you Nets fans just have no brains to support the team, and don't look at any objective data, although Lao Zhan is old now, he still has the ability to pair the Big Three.

"And there's Davis, my Davis dad is not a vegetarian, although he is a little lacking in the back line, but the advantages of other positions can already make up for it. "

When the Lakers fans got off the court, the fans on both sides immediately quarreled.

But this is normal, after all, their camps are different, and it is not surprising that they quarrel, which can be regarded as a warm-up before the start of the NBA event, or a repertoire.

Soon, the time came for race day.

At Barclays Center in Brooklyn, it was already full of fans.

"The Lakers are going

to win!" and ", the Nets are going to win!" Fans

on both sides seem to be bringing the competition on the Internet to reality.

The two sides do not give in to each other even if they are offline, and this is also what makes the stadium very lively.

At the Nets' players' tunnel.

Simmons and the three of them hesitated in the players' tunnel, they didn't know whether to walk out generously now, or let them stay a little longer, let them escape for a while.

And the reason why these four people are so hesitant is also very simple, that is, the lips of the four of them are still ham sausages, no, they should be more swollen now, and it is completely the level of sausages.

But the players in front of them have already finished playing, and now it's okay for them not to go out.

"Come on, be an example!"

Simmons immediately pushed Da Puzi out as he spoke.

Da Puzi: Why should I be a role model!?

Da Puzi's face was full of confusion at this time, but before he could react, he had already walked out of the players' tunnel, and the fans in the stadium were all looking at his face, no, more specifically, on his dachshund

lips!"Poof! My mom, what kind of shape is this, why are Poole's lips more swollen!?"

Hahaha, I'll admit you can win, because the Nets players can make my home team players laugh so much that they can't play. "

Good guy, really good guy, I originally thought that the photo on the Internet was p, but I didn't expect it to be true, and the photo on the Internet is still convergent, and the lips of Da Puzi are even more swollen when I see it on the spot!"

At this time, in the face of the ridicule of the Lakers fans, the fans of the Nets immediately fell silent, because they didn't want to refute, but because their players were too conspicuous, and now Simmons, Ou Shenxian and Xiao Dengden have not played, probably because their lips are more red and swollen.

At this time, Booker and Dunbao, who were watching the game together at Du Xiaoshuai's house, saw Poole's lips and immediately understood, Simmons and the three of them were eating hot pot behind their backs.

Unforgivable

! Du Xiaoshuai, Booker, and Dunbao glanced at each other, and immediately made a decision, to fly straight to Brooklyn tonight!

At this time, Simmons, who was unaware, walked out of the players' tunnel tremblingly.

And the Nets fans in the stands were stunned at this time, and sure enough, because Simmons, Ou Shenxian and Xiao Dengden, who are now on the field, also wear the same dachshund lips as Da Puzi.

At this moment, all Nets fans suddenly had an urge not to admit that they were Nets fans, because it was so embarrassing...

At the end of the warm-up, the players on both sides came to the midcourt position, but if you can get close to the camera, it is obvious that everyone on the Lakers team is trying to hold back their laughter, and the other two starters of the Nets are also holding back their smiles at this time.

The starters on the Lakers' side are: Russell, James, Davis, Reaves, Vincent.

The starters on the Nets' side are: Ou Shenxian, Den Jr., Simmons, Cameron Johnson, Claxton.

It was Davis and Claxton who jumped the ball.

In fact, Simmons doesn't have much confidence in his own center, after all, Claxton's bouncing talent is really small compared to Davis, and there is not much comparison in it.

And there was no surprise in the ending, Davis took the kick-off off.

The Lakers won the ball and also got the first offensive opportunity.

Russell advances with the ball.

Ou Shenxian came directly to him.

This was supposed to be a tense situation, but because of Ou Shenxian's dachshund lips, Russell couldn't hold it back, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be suppressed even if he was holding AK47.

And Russell's stunned look, Irving directly snatched the basketball from his hand.

"Snap!"

"Steal!

Ou Shenxian didn't expect that he would be able to steal the basketball so easily at this time, this is simply not too easy, right?

Ou Shenxian was a little incredulous.

But Russell said that Ou Shenxian was using a magic attack on him now, and he couldn't hold back at all

! Ou Shenxian may be trying to release his anger, so he didn't have any soft hands in this fast attack, but dunked a basket firmly!

"Bang!"

It can be seen from the shaking degree of the basket that Ou Shenxian is very hard.

2:0!

The Nets took the lead by two points and also took a temporary lead.

And the next round.

At this time, Russell didn't dare to face Ou Shenxian's face too much, so he directly gave the basketball to Vincent.

Little Dengden posted Vincent at the first time to prevent him from having a chance to attack easily.

However, Vincent said that he had no way to resist such a magical attack, and his face immediately became very funny, and he looked like he wanted to laugh but tried to hold back

desperately!

Xiao Dengden also felt that this ball came inexplicably, but compared to the happiness of the steal, he was obviously a little more ashamed now! Xiao Dengden felt that

everyone looked at him with thorns in his eyes at this time, so he immediately vented his inner emotions with a violent dunk.

"Bang!"

the basket and the hoop shook violently, which obviously showed how hard little Den had made at this time...

4:0!

It is estimated that even the players on both sides did not expect that the Nets would be able to rely on their magic attacks to score 4 points in a row, and these 4 points are still so easy and simple.

"Damn

, is this going to laugh at me?" "Hahahaha!" "

No, has the current NBA evolved to the point where it is going to start attacking magic?"

"The Lakers are already about to lose their grip, and at the same time they are very distressed, because it is a big deal to go on like this.

There is no way, at this time, the players of the Lakers team have given their eyes and expectations to the absolute boss of the team, the Dinghai God Needle - James.

At this time, everyone was afraid to hold the ball, so this big task of holding the ball was handed over to James, as the absolute leader of the team, James is also the backbone of everyone now.

After all, this Nets team doesn't talk about martial arts at all, and they still attack with magic on the court, what kind of thing is this, this kind of thing is as outrageous as when you don't play poker with your wife when you're in bed, but read her the Tao Te Ching for a night.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, James advanced with the ball.

At this time, it was Simmons who was defending in front of him, and now Simmons's mouth was the most swollen of the four fools, because he ate a lot of vegetable leaves after he was caught yesterday, you must know that the vegetable leaves full of juice in the heavy spicy hot pot are torture for anyone.

Not to mention that this is a super hot pot with devil chili millet pepper sauce, Simmons feels that his lips can now have a litter of elephants on it.

It's just that at this time, even though Simmons came over, James still remained calm, and there was not even a wave on his face, and he really deserved to be the absolute backbone of the Lakers, which was stable.

Simmons was also in awe of James, because when he looked in the mirror in the morning, he couldn't help but laugh when he saw himself, and James was able to be indifferent in the face of his ghostly appearance, and he deserved to be called the first person in the league now!

Simmons immediately corrected his attitude, and then he defended seriously.

But Simmons' face has become more serious now, which makes his face even more funny, and now the level of funny is no longer the ordinary level of funny before, but has become a funny multiplier of geometric multiplication.

Simmons, who was seriously defending, suddenly heard a very strange laugh.

"Gigigigigigi~"

And the basketball that Simmons had been paying attention to at this time also stopped in an instant, and the speed of transformation slowed down.

What's going on?,

" Simmons wondered.

But soon, Simmons realized where the aberrations were coming from.

James burst out laughing.

Simmons should have thought that this kind of "GiGiGiGi" magic smile no other player can make except James.

Simmons's respect for James that had just risen up was suddenly gone, good guy, it turned out to be just a layman! At that

moment, Simmons was no longer soft-hearted, and immediately rushed towards James's position, and James, who was laughing "trembling with flowers", could not stop Simmons, who was getting serious.

Three times five divided by two, the basketball in the hands of James, who was very substandard, was taken out by Simmons.

Simmons made another steal, and then he went on a fast break

!"Bang!"

This time the hoop and hoop shook the most ferociously.

The surrounding audience was afraid that the basket would fall apart.

And the first three times of this game were steals, fast breaks, and violent dunks, even in NBA history, it is quite explosive.

At the end of the first quarter, the Nets relied on magic to attack the Nets and beat the Lakers 27:11 with a huge score difference.

Lakers fans never thought that their home team would lose so many points for this reason, and this score loss made them happy the whole time, and there was no room for resistance.

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