NBA: Star please spray me again
Chapter 219
"Hey, James and Davis don't play, why didn't they play
?" "Yes, usually the first and second players should be James and Davis, why didn't I see them today?"
"Strange, really weird! I looked at the list of players who played, and it was obvious that there were two of them in their names..."
I bought the ticket for the two of them, why didn't I play?"
..."This
didn't see James and Davis, and it immediately made the fans of the two a little incomprehensible and angry, because they thought that they had deceived them when they were promoted, and there was obviously no James and Davis in the game, but James and Davis were used in the publicity.
Many fans have already shouted the slogan of "refund".
And now inside the Lakers' player tunnel.
Davis and James are very hesitant in the tunnel now, because they laughed at Simmons how hard they laughed before, and now they are in an embarrassing situation.
And yes and don't say too much, being edited and made into various emojis is already the pressure to bear in the follow-up, and the most important thing is that if they go out now, they will directly face a lot of ridicule.
This is something that neither Davis nor James wants to face, but who told them that they didn't keep their mouths shut last night.
What's more, after a night of precipitation, the color of their lips has become sexier, and the swelling is even more red and swollen than last night.
But now the staff has come to urge, because the two of them are not playing, and many fans have asked for refunds, and the fans have refunded their tickets before the game has even started, which is definitely a great shame, so the staff is very anxious.
Of course, this is before the staff saw the faces of James and Davis, and after seeing it clearly, the staff immediately did not rush to urge the two of them to play, because he had something more anxious in an instant, that is, he quickly ran to the place where James and Davis could not see and laughed fiercely.
After the staff left, James and Davis glanced at each other, why do they still have to play this forced game, or retire directly!
But in the end, the two of them still played, because the head coach Ham personally came to call the two people, and the head coach personally invited them to play, and the two naturally couldn't help but give face to the head coach, so they naturally gave Ham face, and they just went on the court.
"Let's welcome the Lakers' No. 6, the pride of the sky, Emperor LeBron James
!" "Let's welcome the Lakers' super center, absolute beast, No. 3, Davis!"
This passionate appearance immediately erupted into a very dramatic effect when facing two people, and everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
Because this scene is simply crazy, James and Davis are now making such a passionate monologue, and the result is two middle-aged men with ham sausage lips and loveless faces.
Especially the lips of that ham sausage are still shimmering with the color of death Barbie pink, this picture is simply not too beautiful
!"Oh my god, do you want to know what kind of scene I saw
!" "This is crazy, what the hell is going on with these lips of the two of them!?"
"I'm going to die laughing, this lip is really amazing!"
Mom, I think of Simmons, hahahaha, and Ou Shenxian and Little Dengden, this lip is exactly the same as they were back then!"
"My Virgin Mary, my tears are about to burst out of my eyes, is this the
supernumerary ham sausage lip brother?" "God is a supernumerary ham sausage lip brother, hahaha.
At this time, the fans were already laughing, and Simmons was also laughing happily, of course, he is now looking forward to what kind of sensation Du Xiaoshuai will cause after they appear.
And the fans burst into laughter, and there were also some more attentive fans who did not forget to help Davis and James take pictures at this time.
Not to mention the media in the media seat, they took this photo so that they didn't look too crazy, and they didn't even watch it when they were ready for this game, and immediately went back to compile a report, which is definitely a big news!
But if they go back now, it will only be a pity that they missed a more exciting big news.
Now almost all the Lakers fans feel embarrassed, and this is the home court of the Suns, so naturally there are more Suns fans, and now they are all laughing at the Lakers as a conspicuous bag.
"Hey, guys, this is really funny, what's going on with this star of yours
?" "Hahaha, did you join the team of the Ham Sausage Lip Brothers of the Nets
?" "Laughing, could it be that they saw Simmons and they just relied on this trick to defeat them, so they have to follow this trick to play against the Suns?"
"It's really too vegetable." , Do you already feel that you can't beat us, it's really a dish, unlike our Suns, that is, they are frank and open, and they can directly crush you with hard power
!" "Yes, we don't need to use such means, we can defeat you in a dignified manner!"
"..."These
fans of the Suns said that they were all enthusiastic, but Simmons laughed like a duck in his seat.
He is very curious now, when Du Xiaoshuai and them play, what kind of faces should the faces of these Suns fans look black
! Just don't be too curious!
And at the time when Simmons was laughing, the commentators on the scene finally eased up, and now they are announcing the appearance of the Suns.
But the first one to come out was not Durant, nor Booker, let alone Dunbao, but an unknown young player other than the Big Three, which suddenly made the Suns players think of something not very good.
Because this scene seems familiar
, the Suns fans stopped their ridicule of the Lakers fans, and they had a faint bad feeling in their hearts.
And the Lakers fans also raised their heads at this time, because they seemed to see the hope of turning over!
Sure enough, the next second and third players didn't see Du Xiaoshuai, Booker and Dunbao.
This also made the Suns' players feel at a low point all of a sudden, because they now have an 80% probability that they can be sure, and Du Xiaoshuai and they are estimated to be too...
Now the media has collectively adjusted their cameras to the Suns' player tunnel, as long as Durant and they come out, then they can be the first to shoot.
And at the same time inside the Suns' players' tunnel.
"Durant, this time I think you are the boss of the team, you should get out quickly!" Booker
urged Du Xiaoshuai with sincerity on his face now.
"No, no, Booker, this is your team, and I'm here to make you the team leader.
Durant hurriedly conceded to Booker's position with a look of "dare not be".
This is definitely the most harmonious time since Durant came to the Suns, because the two were actually airborne because of Durant, so the two sides were a little embarrassed for a while because of the team boss, and the fans on both sides were constantly arching the fire.
This makes the two of them still amiable, but their hearts are still a little bit of a diaphragm.
Now it's okay, neither of them wants to be the boss anymore, it can be said that this hot pot has promoted the relationship between the two.
"Two bosses, why don't you go out together?"
At this time, Dunbao, who had always been a little weak, proposed.
At this time, both Du Xiaoshuai and Booker set their eyes on Dunbao, and those sharp eyes suddenly made Dunbao obediently close his mouth and dare not say a word.
But at this time, the suddenly bubbling Dunbao made Du Xiaoshuai and Booker suddenly think of something, and the eyes of the two of them suddenly lit up.
"Dunbao
, you go first!" "Yes, Dunbao, the position of the team boss will be handed over to you, you will go first today!" Du
Xiaoshuai and Booker immediately formed an agreement, and this was the one who was frightened, what is this for, why did it suddenly come to himself, didn't he just say that let the two of them go together, is it necessary to do this to himself?
Dunbao only felt a tingling in his heart, why did his kindness end up like this.
And the two of them said that they should be the boss, this is just, will the real boss be the first to play in this kind of disgrace?
Hehe, do you really think that you don't understand anything?"
"The boss should have a momentum to take the lead, Dunbao, I believe you can definitely do it!" "Yes, Dunbao, I believe
you too!"
Du Xiaoshuai and Booker have reached a frenzied attitude at this time in order not to appear in advance, Dunbao directly lost himself in this kind of praise, originally he still told himself how could the real boss be the first to go out as a conspicuous bag, but when Du Xiaoshuai said this to Booker, Dunbao suddenly had an epiphany.
I see, yes, as a real boss, you must be in front of your little brothers when you are very embarrassed, this
is the real responsibility of a boss! Du Xiaoshuai and Booker looked at this Dunbao has gradually become firm eyes, the two of them just know that this is stable, Dunbao has been successfully convinced, and the two of them don't have to fight over who goes first and quarrel with each other, because Dunbao will inevitably assume the responsibility of the "boss".
Sure enough, Dun Bao suddenly stood up at this time, and said to Du Xiaoshuai and Booker: "Okay, then I'll play first!" Just when Dun Bao was about to release his testimonial, Du Xiaoshuai and Booker couldn't
wait, and immediately pushed Dun Bao out.
By the time Dunbao reacted, the flashing lights of the audience had already gathered on him, and along with the flashing lights, there were also the eyes and laughter of the audience.
"I'll go, it's really like this, look at the lips of this treasure, my God, my Virgin Mary, can anyone tell me what's going on?"
"Hahaha, this is just crazy, who knows what happened to the Suns and Lakers today, why do they want to collectively cosplay the previous Nets with their ham sausage lip brothers!"
Who will tell me if they are crazy, or am I crazy, or is the world crazy!?"
"Ahhhh
And Du Xiaoshuai and Booker, who came out behind Dunbao, also turned red at this time, this is simply Taishe's dead, and at this time they already regretted why they flew over to Brooklyn to eat that spicy hot pot.
Otherwise, today's conspicuous bags are only James and Davis, where would they be.
Besides, Simmons hasn't invited the three of them yet, it's purely the three of them who got together on their own.
Today is definitely a big project for the toes of the trio....
Soon, although the conspicuous behavior of both sides caused turmoil on the scene, in the end, the game still had to go on.
Therefore, the referee still gathered the players from both sides.
To be honest, this is also a huge test for the referee, after all, both sides have conspicuous bags, and it is quite a test for the referee to keep not laughing.
The referee pursed his lips and then came between them with the ball with a blank face.
The kick-off players sent by both sides were Davis and Dunbao, and the two were facing each other at this time, and they couldn't help but look at each other, because it was so funny.
The swollen lips of the two people are quite sexy, and the most important thing is that the two people are afraid to approach each other's position, because they are afraid that the lips of the two will inadvertently touch together.
Now their lips don't feel much, and if they touch them later, they probably won't know, but if this picture is captured by the media, it will be even more exciting, and the two of them will probably not be able to go out for a long time later, which is simply too shameful.
......
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