NBA: Star please spray me again

"See, Durant's defensive intensity has come up, this Simmons is not good immediately, sure enough, Durant was just resting just now, and now he is serious, isn't this a matter of playing a Simmons with a handle?"

"That's right, this era is still looking at our Du Huang's era!"

"This is Durant, buddy, what do you think?"

"That is, even if you are not determined, I never thought that I would lose."

After seeing Durant score, these Durant fans immediately began to shout again, after all, when they were behind just now, they almost lost their right to breathe.

That's a forced sentence, no matter how much you say, finally this Du Xiaoshuai finally got a little bit, so he can't brag about it.

Of course, what if Du Xiaoshuai pulls it again?

Then these fans naturally responded, just do what you want, anyway, it's right to be happy now!

Back on the field.

At this time, Simmons had already conceded the ball.

Simmons and Du Xiaoshuai together, both of them rushed towards the basketball that had lost control, if Du Xiaoshuai was allowed to get the basketball this time, then his offense in this round would be destroyed.

Simmons didn't want that to happen.

"Smack!"

Simmons and Du Xiaoshuai's hands touched the basketball at the same time.

And it's between the lightning and flint.

"Pu~"

After a slightly strange sound sounded, the audience fell silent.

And Du Xiaoshuai, who was stunned, immediately lost the right to compete for this ball.

And this sound is naturally released without exception! Fart! Sound!

Who would have thought that at this time, Simmons would be so excited that he let out a fart!

This is not only to make the audience and Du Xiaoshuai can't be rectified, but Simmons himself is also a little confused.

He looked at the basketball in his hand, and immediately fell into self-doubt, why did he collapse his fart when he tried hard...

There was silence for a long time, but Simmons knew it was just the calm before the storm!

Come on!

Let the storm come harder!

Simmons very calmly chose to turn his back on the audience.

"Hahaha! This is just a joke, this TV series doesn't dare to act like this, the tense and exciting game time, a fart destroys all the seriousness!

"Hey, why is Simmons turning his back to us, is it because he doesn't like to face the audience by nature?"

"Hahaha, don't hurt the upstairs, Simmons is just looking to see if there is a bigger hole in this court, so he can retract into it to avoid the limelight."

"Tomorrow, Simmons and fart will be on the hot search, and as I said, it's useless for Jesus to come!"

"Good guy, you don't need tomorrow, you can do it today!"

Simmons

really didn't expect that his fans were all fun people, and it didn't matter where his star's face was going to go.

Look at the fans of Du Xiaoshuai, this was opened up by themselves by 20 points, it was just a small bright spot on the defense, and their fans almost blew it into the sky.

This fan of his own, isn't he just... Isn't it that when eating food, more gas is produced due to the action of the normal flora of the digestive tract. These gases, which run downward with intestinal peristalsis, are expelled by the skin swallow. When it is discharged, due to the action of the sphincter of the skin swallow, it is said that there is a sound.

Shouldn't this be very serious biological knowledge?

How do your fans know to laugh at themselves!?

Simmons felt very hurt, but he was helpless, after all, this mouth grew on the body of his fans, and he couldn't control them, otherwise,

he would be unruly... Simmons, who has nowhere to vent, can only vent his anger on Du Xiaoshuai, who is defending him in front of him!

Simmons immediately looked at Du Xiaoshuai's position with a fierce face.

It was this glance that immediately frightened Du Xiaoshuai.

Because this glance actually gave Du Xiaoshuai the illusion that he was being targeted by a prehistoric giant beast, Du Xiaoshuai's hairs all over his body stood up, and every cell in his body was telling him to hurry up and stay away Simmons, this is a dangerous man!

It's just that now it's the scene of heads-up, where can this Du Xiaoshuai run even if he runs?

And if he ran away, then it is not surprising that something is.

He, Du Xiaoshuai, tomorrow's sports headlines will definitely have a hot search about him, that is: Durant was scared away by a fart from Simmons!

This is something that Du Xiaoshuai definitely doesn't want to see, so there is no way, Simmons can only be hard at this time!

It's a bit too late for Simmons to reorganize the offense, and after the farce just now, the offense time has basically been reduced infinitely, so Simmons can only be a quick solution at this time!

Outside the three-point line.

Simmons held the ball and stared at Du Xiaoshuai like a cannibal.

But Du Xiaoshuai had already overcome the strong sense of uneasiness in his heart, and then he was approaching Simmons' position, because in such a short period of time.

If Simmons wants to complete the offense, then there is a high probability that Simmons will definitely choose to shoot three-pointers, after all, this is the fastest and easy way to score.

What's more, this Simmons also has a good three-point ability.

Nine out of ten this offense is a three-point shot, and Du Xiaoshuai thinks that he has almost figured out Simmons's routine at this time.

What's more, Du Xiaoshuai is already thinking about how he should celebrate if he accidentally impersonates Simmons later, is it Curry's "good night" action or is it a tribute to the old-timers and a "big windmill" celebration?

can only say that Du Xiaoshuai is still thinking a little too much.

Because at this time, Simmons was not thinking about a three-point shot.

After all, a real man gets up from where he falls.

Simmons retreated slightly towards the three-point line at this time, so as to give himself a sufficient space to speed up, otherwise Du Xiaoshuai would definitely have no way to raise the speed according to his closeness.

It's just that Simmons just stepped back slightly, and Du Xiaoshuai immediately jumped towards Simmons' position as if he had received some instructions.

At this time, Du Xiaoshuai, who jumped over, was still shouting in his heart, appeared! Three points back!

I didn't expect it, little baby, I predicted it in advance!

How proud Du Xiaoshuai is now, and how embarrassed Du Xiaoshuai is when he looks at Simmons.

Because just when Du Xiaoshuai rushed towards Simmons, Simmons happened to rush towards Du Xiaoshuai's position.

Two people, one in the air towards the sky and into the air, the other charging towards the position of the inner line, at this time is speeding up.

The fans immediately couldn't hold back, good guys, really good guys!

Is there any tacit understanding between these two people?

This made fans suddenly think of a video that was very popular in the short video before, that is, the video of the dance student and the sports student co-production, one is running, and the other is jumping into the air, like a bird that wants to spread its wings and fly high.

But to be honest, even if the two superstars want to shoot such a video, they don't need to do this in this heads-up time, because this inexplicable co-production of the two made the audience silent.

This game is really not a little bit watchable!

Many viewers feel that watching a game can actually make them feel that Galen whispers, which is both silent and broken.

And Simmons was also very confused at this time, he didn't expect this situation to become like this.

I obviously just plan to get up from where I fell, what's going on with this Du Xiaoshuai?

Du Xiaoshuai at this time: Don't Q, people are already dead, what, how did they die, the society died!

Du Xiaoshuai doesn't want to land on the ground, he hopes that he can fly to the sky like this, he wants to swap his mother at this time, this scene is simply too embarrassing, the baby can't stand the bird!

Especially when a certain fan of fun just now actually shouted: "Look! A perfect match for dance students and sports students! "

What a dancer the gods!

Du Xiaoshuai, who surfs the Internet all the year round, naturally knows what this fan is talking about, so he feels even more embarrassed.

There's no damn sense of disobedience...

Simmons has already turned around and come to the basket, and this unguarded turn still makes Simmons feel a little uncomfortable, but it doesn't matter, at least it's not himself who is embarrassed now.

Now it is obvious that Bao has become Du Xiaoshuai!

Simmons put the basketball into the basket steadily, and then looked at Du Xiaoshuai, who was also facing away from the audience.

Good guy, this guy has learned on his own.

And an audience member suddenly asked with his soul: "Du Xiaoshuai, if you don't like to face the audience by nature?" Suddenly

, this caused a large number of people in the audience to laugh!

Because of these troublesome things in the middle, Du Xiaoshuai's rebellion did not succeed, but made Simmons more and more comfortable.

By the third quarter, the score between the two sides had been pulled to 42:75!

The difference between the two sides is already as much as 33 points!

It can be said that Simmons has basically won this game.

in the audience.

"Although Simmons' fart just now is really embarrassing, I have to say that he really pressed Du Xiaoshuai to the ground in this game."

"It's really strange, this Durant has already come up with a pouting tactic, how can this Simmons fight so hard?"

"I think it's because Simmons is awesome!"

"That's right, that's right, buddy's words are not rough, that's right, it's because Simmons is awesome!"

A

group of Simmons fans are all kinds of rainbow touting Simmons at this time, which makes Simmons feel a little gratified, these fans of his own have really grown up.

As for why no Du Xiaoshuai's fans came out to force it at this time?

Needless to say, naturally because of disgust and shame, I didn't see that the fan who was originally wearing this Du Xiaoshuai jersey had already taken off his Du Xiaoshuai jersey at this time, and was already changing into Simmons' jersey at this time.

When others question him.

His answer was: Wei Junjie, the Xixi object!

This suddenly made the questioner speechless.

Good guys, really good guys!

It's not just the players on the field who are talents, but the fans of these two players are also talents, one by one, full of talents!

This rice country has such a sleeping dragon and phoenix chicks, are you afraid that the foundation of this rice country will not be corrupted?

At the start of the fourth quarter.

Du Xiaoshuai took his mobile phone and sent a message to Simmons again.

It's just that Simmons naturally ignored it, and immediately acted as if he didn't see it, which directly made Du Xiaoshuai almost jump up!

Looking at Du Xiaoshuai, who was constantly squeezing his eyebrows at him, people who didn't know thought that Du Xiaoshuai's eyes were cramping.

Simmons had no choice but to pick up his phone and check the message.

Du Xiaoshuai: Simmons, hurry up and let me!

Du Xiaoshuai: Simmons, I died just now, let me have some points to save my handsome and martial image!

Du Xiaoshuai: Simmons, hurry up and look at your phone!!

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A lot of news, as soon as Simmons turned on his phone, the prompt sound basically did not stop, which is enough to see how strong Du Xiaoshuai's strength is.

And to these replies, Simmons responded very coldly: Let you have a ball.

Du Xiaoshuai was ecstatic, but soon it was a counteroffer.

Du Xiaoshuai: Or two goals?

Simmons just glanced at it, and immediately ignored it.

Bargaining guys!

"Beep!"

The referee's whistle sounded again, and Simmons and Du Xiaoshuai got up at the same time.

This is the last quarter of the game.

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