NBA: Star please spray me again

Originally, this was just an ordinary joke, but later the league official really broadcast Simmons' urine test live.

Of course, this is a feast for the audience's eyes, but Simmons himself is naturally very speechless, he is just a golden finger, and he has a hammer relationship with doping.

But he couldn't stand the audience's very enthusiastic delivery of the report letter, Simmons could only do it.

And the results came out very quickly, this Simmons's urine test was completely compliant, and there was no abnormality at all.

The audience naturally knew that Simmons was absolutely fine, but their purpose was not to let Simmons find out what was wrong, they just wanted to have fun.

Simmons said that he would really thank him, if these fun people can stay away from him.

In addition, Little Dengden also disappeared very abnormally before the next game, and even Simmons rarely saw Little Dengden, and he really didn't know what this kid was busy with.

And when it came to the second game, Xiao Dengden finally appeared.

Little Dengden has a very explosive thing, that is, a hand warmer, and it is pink.

When Simmons saw it in the locker room, the cerebellum was directly atrophied.

He really couldn't imagine seeing this thing in the NBA locker room, which was quite explosive even in the history of the NBA!

When he was about to play, Simmons saw that little Deng Deng was still putting his hand in the hand warmer, and Simmons finally couldn't help but ask: "Deng, what are you doing here?" Is it too cold?

In the face of Simmons' sudden approach, Xiao Dengden quickly moved his hand warmer away from Simmons, as if he was a little vigilant.

Simmons:???

Good guys, is this self-defense?

Simmons almost broke the defense.

"yes, I feel like my hands are a little cold, so warm up, do you want to give it a try?"

Simmons glanced at the words, although he said that he was very beautiful little Dengden, but he had no intention of giving his hand warmer to Simmons at all, and he left immediately.

Can't play, can't play at all, this little Dengden simply can't play!

Little Dengden looked at Simmons's back, with a little tsundere on his face.

Think my brother is such a stingy person?

Simmons just returned to his position a little speechless, and then when he sat down, he actually felt some diaphragm under his ass, as if something had pushed against him.

Simmons looked under his buttocks, and he didn't know when there was a green hand warmer, and it was the same style as Little Denden.

Boy!

Simmons picked up the hand warmer in a daze, and then looked in the direction of Xiao Dengden, and Xiao Dengden also looked at Simmons's position at this time, with a full of arrogance in his eyes.

That look seems to say: How about it, or brother will create a surprise for you!?

Simmons smiled helplessly at this time.

This guy....

Later, before going on the court, when the live broadcast was cut to the Nets Big Three, I saw that these three people were holding a hand warmer in their hands.

One pink, one green, one purple.

This makes it difficult for the audience watching the game to be nervous, because this color is really more sassy than the other, mainly because this color is not that dull color, but a bright color, which makes the original very angry color even more sassy.

And the players of the Heat team also noticed the abnormality of the big three at this time, and they also looked at it at this time, but unfortunately, they didn't know what these three guys were doing.

But it was already the discerning fans who sensed that something was wrong at this time, and this strange uniformity reminded them of the previous pouting tactics.

The Nets made a move that was incomprehensible to everyone, and after a short period of time, the entire league began to learn.

Then came the global popularity.

And at this time, when the Qiao gang leader, who had already started fishing, watched the live broadcast with the team members, he saw this scene and immediately felt some opportunities.

Joe beckoned, and the female assistant wearing fishnet stockings next to him walked over.

"Boss, is there anything I can do for you?"

Qiao pointed to the hand warmer on the live broadcast screen and immediately gave his order: "Prepare a copy of these styles of hand warmers for each team member!" "

Okay, boss!"

The female assistant successfully placed the order very competently, and after doing all this, the female assistant immediately stood aside and asked, "Boss, is there anything else?" "

You squat down first."

The female assistant squatted down, and her graceful posture was naturally revealed.

......

Back on the field.

At this point, the referee has already blown a whistle to announce the start of the game.

On the Nets' side, the three Simmons also put their hand warmers on the seats very tacitly, and then walked towards the court.

The game begins.

The first offense was executed by the Nets.

Claxton had previous experience, so naturally he would not be able to succeed again by Adebayo, so he immediately slapped the basketball to Simmons' position.

After Simmons received the basketball, he passed the basketball directly to the position of Little Dengden, and this ball was a reward for Little Dengden.

And Xiao Dengden was also very happy after receiving the basketball at this time, it seems that his bribery is really useful, won't this ball come directly?

Maybe it's because of the use of hand warmers, at this time, Xiao Dengden felt that his hands were very hot, and even when he was shooting, he felt a burst of heat, for no reason, Xiao Dengden actually felt that the goal he threw would definitely be scored.

"Huh!"

Sure enough, Xiao Dengdeng's sixth sense really came true, because the basketball was steadily hit into the basket, and then there was a crisp sound of brushing the net.

Little Dengden looked at his hands with some incredulity.

Hey, is this really useful?

Xiao Dengden was originally just a broken jar, but he didn't expect that he could really rely on such a home remedy to score the basketball, which is really a bit incredible!

It seems that Simmons really didn't deceive himself.

Little Dengden looked at Simmons' position at this time and was full of gratitude, because he didn't expect Simmons to really give it to him, and he had complained about Simmons's perfunctory behavior with the other team members before.

Now it seems that he is too narrow-minded.

So Little Dengden immediately made a plan in his heart, that is, to buy Simmons a pink hand warmer after the game.

It's just that what Xiao Dengden doesn't know is that his same hand warmer is completely out of stock and has been bought out, even if he estimates that he can't buy it at this time...