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After hearing the news from his agent, Paul thought, you two brothers don’t need to pay tribute to me like this, right? ? ?

The Banana Boat Brothers are connected in heart, and will go together forever?

58 is not a good number.

Paul’s nickname is almost 58.

And his first thought was:

“Why must it be 58? Wouldn’t 59 let me get rid of the pillar of shame!”

Chapter 211: Melon did it too, Jiang Hao’s extreme violence

Chapter 211 210: Melon did it too, Jiang Hao’s extreme violence

It’s just a plastic brotherhood.

It was originally a plastic brotherhood, because Paul’s 58-point shame was also caused by Melon, one of the Banana Boat Brothers, so the friendship boat was really overturned.

After the game between the Spurs and the Heat, it seemed that the Heat lost, but in fact Paul lost again.

It seemed that the Spurs won, but in fact Paul won, because Paul’s direct top of the hot search was more worthy of attention than the Spurs’ victory.

58.com laughed, and suddenly there was a huge wave of traffic. Go to 58.com to find a job!

Spokesperson Yang Mi: "Thanks Jiang Hao!! Thank you Bonner!!!"

@There are more people who like Paul than @those who mock James. The dead memories have awakened Paul, who was almost forgotten.

Even Paul's son came to ask: "Dad, have you ever been beaten by Uncle Anthony by 58 points?"

"Well, that happened 3 years ago. It doesn't count now. Now I beat your Uncle Melon by 58 points!"

The last time the score difference of 58 points in the playoffs occurred in the 2009 season playoffs, when Paul's Hornets lost to the Nuggets by a big score of 63:101.

The score difference was exactly 58 points, and Paul's data in that game was very low, and then he was called Paul 58.

In the 2009 playoffs, the Nuggets, second in the West, played against the Hornets, seventh in the West. The Nuggets led 2:0 in the first two games.

In the third game, Paul played 46 minutes and scored 32 points, 12 assists and 5 rebounds to keep the home court.

In the fourth game, the Nuggets sent Jones to defend Paul throughout the game, which made him very uncomfortable. Paul only scored 6 points in the three quarters. At the end of the third quarter, the Nuggets were already leading by 39 points.

The fourth quarter was already garbage time, but the Hornets substitutes were still completely blown away, losing 58 points in the whole game, tying the St. Louis Hawks' playoff loss record.

For Paul, who is very competitive, this is a shameful thing, and he has never mentioned it.

But many Paul haters gave Paul a nickname - 58.

You don't want to mention it, we mention it every day!

So in the end, Paul couldn't help himself not to mention it. As long as the topic was related to him, the number 58 would appear, and sometimes it would appear very suddenly.

So he had long been accustomed to it, and until today, he found that he still cared about it.

So he took this opportunity to divert the fire: "LeBron, Wade, and Bosh also did it."

Kobe was immediately furious: "Damn, don't touch me! Shaq didn't do it!"

O'Neal was worried that his Twitter traffic was low: "Chris Paul, if you have the ability to score 58 points against the Spurs, I will allow you to change the subject, otherwise I won't let me meet you! (fierce expression)"

(Note: Shaq also did it is another NBA league joke: Kobe, who entered the NBA as a high school student in 1996, had a smooth life in the first few years of his career. After winning three consecutive championships with O'Neal, Kobe Kobe was just a young man in his early twenties, and his huge success at that time made him a little too proud.

In 2003, when he went to Eagle County to recuperate his knee, a waitress kept flirting with him in the hotel. The young Kobe thought that his charm moved the other party, and then the two of them did something unspeakable.

But afterwards, the waitress suddenly turned hostile and immediately called the police to accuse Kobe. Although Kobe was granted bail after paying $25,000, he frequently went back and forth between the court and the court in the following season.

And the endorsement he made Nike, Apple and other manufacturers have chosen to temporarily terminate their contracts with Kobe, which has put him in the most difficult period of his career.

Perhaps it was because after this incident, Kobe felt isolated and helpless, and none of his teammates stood up to speak for him.

This made him extremely disappointed, and he actually said publicly in an interview with a reporter: Shaq has done this too!

This is a joke that netizens like to mention: Shaq did it too!

Shaq was not talking about anyone else, but Kobe's teammate at the time, the legendary Lakers center Shaquille O'Neal.

Kobe rashly made a statement in the media He publicly stated that Shaq had done something similar before, but he eventually used money to solve the problem, so that the outside world didn't know about it.

As soon as this was said, public opinion was instantly in an uproar. Regardless of whether what Kobe said was true or false, it was okay to publicly expose the privacy of teammates, and the shameful history of the absolute boss in the team?

This is asking for trouble if it happens to anyone in any industry! ! !

How can one of their own spread rumors?

This also caused the two people to turn against each other, and eventually led to the Lakers sending O'Neal to Miami the following year, missing the opportunity to continue to create a dynasty!

Everyone knows what happened later. Although Kobe finally got rid of the charge of forced reduction in court, in order to appease his wife, he held a press conference to sincerely apologize to his wife. After that, without Shaq, the Lakers fell into a slump for a while. It was not until the arrival of Pau Gasol in the 2008 season that Kobe finally won two more championships.

Shaq won the championship with Wade shortly after joining the Heat. )

Now that Kobe is mature, he has never said such words again, and he and O'Neal reconciled during the All-Star Weekend.

So Paul's sudden shift of firepower is very irrational, because now he is a completely rational Black Mamba.

After the Banana Boat Brothers did this to him and O'Neal, Kobe also directly tweeted:

"I hope the championship stays in the West."

He didn't say it clearly, but in fact he supported the Spurs to win the championship.

But it is impossible for him to say that he hopes the Spurs will win the championship.

Because the Spurs are also the Lakers and his old enemy in the West.

As for honors, Duncan and his honors have always been similar, and now his honors are called the best active players.

If Duncan wins five championships, then Duncan may surpass himself.

They have been competing for honors since they entered the league.

Therefore, Kobe is also the tallest among the short ones. Compared with the Eastern King who has no championship and always touches his body, he can only say that he hopes the championship will stay in the West.

And Paul, the brother of James and Wade, has never touched the floor in the divisional finals. After arriving in Los Angeles, he finds himself as a topic every day. Does he want to live?

And Carmelo Anthony, the originator of the 58 meme, can comfortably take advantage of this wave of hot searches: "It's hard to imagine that the Spurs, who have always been humble, would be so violent. It seems that my brother really angered the Spurs."

Well, it's all Matt Bonner's fault! Why didn't he shoot a 3-pointer in the last ball? ?

Jeremy Lin: "Brother, you did it too, you really did it."

Boxing champion Chandler: "Hehehe, boss is awesome!"

Melo, who was almost kicked out of the superstar ranks, became another beneficiary because of the Spurs' big win this time. The video of him slaughtering the Hornets during his time in the Nuggets was brought out again, and he was once again considered very strong by the fans!

"Melo is still very strong!"

Back to the scene.

After the Heat players left the scene in seconds, the Spurs players leisurely accepted the home interview.

Mills said in an interview with the Australian media:

"Jiang Hao is awesome!"

Danny Green:

"I wrote the Grimm's Fairy Tales, but Jiang Hao wrote the prologue for me!"

Dior is still cool:

"What do you mean by bloodbath? This is bloodbath! We suppress them right away!!! Just tell them not to think they can win with little tricks!"

Jiang Hao, who scored 34 points and 20 assists in this game, became the super assist king. Ma Fanshu:

"You scored less points than assists in this game. What do you think is the reason?"

Jiang Hao:

"Obviously, I was double-teamed and couldn't shoot or break through. All the three-pointers were given to my teammates. I'm very happy that they had a good touch in this game and we also got a big lead. So, very nice!"

Ma Fanshu smiled sweetly, I was already thinking about having sex in the evening:

"What do you think was the biggest factor in winning this game? Was it the opponent's double-teaming, the teammates' strength, the coaching staff's strength? Or the opponent's poor performance?"

Jiang Hao smiled:

"The charm of "A Laugh in the Sea". I would like to thank our president Mr. RC here. He is really thoughtful."

"This song is very charming. Will it become your debut song in the future?"

Jiang Hao: "Yes, I like it very much."

"Okay, I believe many European and American fans will like this song because of this."

Such a relaxed conversation also allowed the Chinese fans in front of the TV to see Jiang Hao's confidence and ease. He played for more than 40 minutes and was double-teamed in the last quarter, but he could still talk and laugh in front of the camera.

You are worthy of it!

Jiang God!

Li Shishi also smiled and commented on Jiang Hao's post-match interview in front of the documentary camera:

"The fact proves that the bonus of Chinese songs is greater than that of English songs, haha, just kidding."

The interview at the visiting team's press conference is purely a formality. It is impossible to make the Heat admit that they lost miserably, mainly because they will never admit defeat psychologically until the last moment of the playoffs.