NBA: Starting CBA system

"Don't tell me, he might actually build a bird's nest on Manu's head to force GDP to let him sign."

"The gun is pointed at RC Buford, right? Haha!"

"The little emperor is out! Rich Paul, stop making up your fake news!"

"Fuck those fake news. Being signed by the Spurs means your character is fine, okay?"

"Master Jiang did something to Popovich? Aren't the Spurs super cautious in selecting people?"

"Yeah, are the Spurs so anxious this time? They rarely make moves in the middle of the season."

"Heat, you guys just wait and regret it. I, Master Jiang, will fuck you Heat in five days. Haha, the schedule is so wonderful."

"What are you pretending to be! If you are signed, you will not be directly rotated into the field. In the Spurs, you will be on the bench?"

"Brother, do you know football? Players signed in the middle of the season are no longer rookies. Who is not used to check for leaks and fill vacancies and want to plug and play! In the future, this JIANG may even be the player that the Spurs want to use in the playoffs. factor!"

"The Spurs have added new nuclear weapons? Will young player Jiang Hao shine in the Spurs!!"

"Now I suddenly feel that the All-Star Game is no longer good. I want to see Jiang Hao play for the Heat!"

"Western teams, tremble! Your vampires are here!" (Pictured with Jiang Hao's scary Halloween cosplay.)

Heat fans were confused, but they had no reason to reply. Two days ago, they were mocking Jiang Hao for never finding a job in the NBA. Everyone thought the news was true. How dare you offend James and offend the Heat? So you still want to play in the NBA? ?

The result is bang bang bang! ! !

Fans didn't know that Jiang Hao was already looking for a job during the period when he was DNP. They only saw the fact that soon after the Heat laid off Jiang Hao, Jiang Hao got his next job!

It even seems more perfect than in the Heat:

"So, how strong is this Jiang that the Spurs actually like him?"

"It's okay. The Spurs have a bunch of 30-year-old players, and a 20-year-old will directly lower the average age."

"Isn't it just to lower the average age?"

"Brother, that's a good idea, but I think it's more like it's to make up for Leonard's crotch-stretching offense. Jiang Hao's offense was really strong and stable when the Heat came on the field. It looks better than Leonard, who is a rough guy."

"But in fact, Leonard is 3 years older than Jiang Hao, and Jiang Hao is more ready to fight."

The sports car still has gas: "Jiang Hao can play defense and three-pointers. The Heat train him as a 3D forward. If the Spurs also play 3D forwards, can the back line of Parker + Danny Green + Jiang Hao be good? Both offense and defense, finally no need Look at the Spurs being stabbed by thousands of people in the backcourt.”

"Haha, yes, Parker has made various defensive mistakes this season. At critical moments, he can even use Manu + Green + Jiang Hao?"

Stone Buddha does not drink alcohol:

"Duncan is too tired this season. He has been helping to defend outside breakthroughs. I hope this Jiang can follow others. It will be lucky. Don't look at Rose in the East. Take a look at the guards in the West. They are all in the direction of combo guards. The development is very fierce.”

"It depends on whether his character is good or not."

"It doesn't matter. Rodman can play for the Spurs. Can Jiang Hao know music? If he can play an instrument, he can join the Spurs band team or coffee team and integrate directly."

"Haha, can you even play a basketball series with the Spurs?"

"Don't think too hard. This is just an abandoned player from the Heat and an undrafted player. The Spurs may not be able to draw this lottery ticket."

"Hey, the Spurs have a poor record, and the head coach is still hospitalized. Can't you imagine better things?"

And with the release of Yangma’s five sets of evening news, fans on the Chinese side were much more pleasantly surprised:

"Jiang Hao continues to stay in the NBA! There are still some Chinese players who shine on the NBA court! 》

"Let me go. Did you agree to go to the CBA? Then you were signed by the Spurs in the blink of an eye?"

"The Spurs are great. They are a championship-level team. How can Jiang Hao be so good?"

The emperor ascended the throne: "The Spurs are so awesome. The last time they won the championship was in 2007. This year is still an even year. It is impossible to win the championship."

"That's the same Spurs that did your little emperor 4:0. Maybe someone who joins the Spurs wants to snipe James."

"Haha?? Now that the future really belongs to our Emperor James, can your Duncan still fly? A flying devil? Just a stone Buddha on the ground!"

"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi! You guys, it's already 2012, your GDP is like a classic car, and you still want to meet me in the finals?? It's so funny!!"

"Are you still from China? If you are from China, you will support Jiang Hao's team!"

"I support Jiang Hao to produce good data with the Spurs, but I'm sorry, the championship belongs to the Heat's Big Three."

"Me too, it is no longer realistic for the Spurs to win the championship. There are too many strong teams in the Western Conference, let alone meeting the peak James in the finals. They could only bully James in 2007, and three heroes fought against Lu Bu. Now Lu Bu also has three Britain."

"I am a neutral fan. I advise everyone to stop arguing, calm down and support Jiang Hao!! It's really hard for him!"

"I hope I can have more opportunities with the Spurs and don't be bullied."

"Let's be clear? Did the Heat say who bullied him?"

"My brother is pure and pure!!"

"Never take the blame, haha! I don't believe that Jiang Hao's departure has nothing to do with your brother!"

"That's right! I heard that Bo Yang is going to find a job too! The Heat are a team that bullies newcomers!"

Hupu was wet and instantly changed the direction of the wind and entered a scolding battle.

"The Spurs are a good place. Don't transfer anymore. Just stay in one place and practice well!"

"Jiang Hao, you are awesome. You should fight for our Su Jiang!"

At this time, Jiang Hao, who had just moved into the room arranged by Hank, was processing mobile phone messages. Lao Hu, Yi Li, Dayao, Yi Jianlian and others all sent their blessings on Weibo. They were numb when they heard the news. They felt that Jiang Hao had experienced much more in the half season of NBA than they did.

And all the aunts and uncles started to send their blessings again. The circle of friends became screenshots of his news:

"My nephew changed jobs in NBA. Congratulations!"

"Congratulations to Jiang Hao for his promotion in MBA!"

"Congratulations to my friend Jiang Hao for joining the San Antonio Equestrian Team!"

Bojan even called to send his blessings directly. He will also officially sign a two-way contract with the Pacers tomorrow. The two congratulated each other.

"It seems that these teams only have time to look at us during the All-Star Weekend."

Bojan, who had been grinding with the Pacers for 2 months, was much happier than Jiang Hao. The long wait in exchange for a good result was the most fulfilling.

However, Bojan is not as popular as Jiang Hao. One reason is that he was cut too long ago, and the other is that the Pacers' traffic is naturally not as much as the old strong team Spurs. However, it does not prevent the two from having the same goal:

Anti-James!!

"Although you are in the West and I am in the East, I still welcome you to join the anti-spreading alliance and be determined to become an excellent anti-spreading fighter!"

Bojan is really funny. This hand-spreading joke was taught to him by Jiang Hao. When the two were sitting on the Heat bench, Jiang Hao told Bojan to pay attention to James's hand-spreading when he was about to foul. When the two were bored at the water dispenser, they would count how many times James spread his hands in a game.

Over time, the two privately discussed James and directly used "Old Spread" as a pseudonym.

"Haha, I went to the West to prevent the two of us from fighting against James, understand!"

Jiang Hao, who was chatting with his good brother, joked happily and relaxedly.

"I'll take all the responsibility for you, brother." The Pacers are more likely to meet the Heat in the Eastern Conference playoffs than the Spurs, so Bojan feels that he is the first person on the front line against James, and Jiang Hao is a logistics person in the second battlefield, not strong enough.

"I forgot to add the first two words, we will fight in the finals, and it's okay to make LeBron angry to death."

"You are really good at talking, goodbye, I'm going to get my jersey."

"Remember to practice three-point running more often, George and Hill will pass the ball to you, don't rush to the inside in the early stage, your center Hibbert's brain is not very good, and will block the way of his own people."

"Got it, tactical master!"

Now that Bojan has really been signed by the Pacers, he trusts this kid who is 4 years younger than him more. Only he knows how unfathomable Jiang Shi is in the mouths of fans.

"He will shine."

The agent next to him also nodded. Anyone who has had a private meal with Jiang Hao knows Jiang Hao's ability. The stock he randomly picked for him at the table made the agent earn tens of thousands of dollars.

Orlando.

James, who was joking with the Eastern Conference starting center Howard, Anthony and others in the locker room, was instantly furious when he heard from Wade that Jiang Hao was signed by the Spurs.

"What?"

Isn't it the same as slapping himself in the face for this kid to find a job?

"Rich, what do you do?"

Rich Paul was also in a daze when he saw the news in the player channel:

"Who would have thought that the Spurs would want him! You know, we won't place people in the Spurs."

"Spurs!!"

Before Jiang Hao's annoying name, Spurs was also one of the names that James hated. The scene of being easily shut out in the first finals, he never allowed players under Rich Paul's agency to go to the Spurs again.

Thinking of this, he became even more annoyed.

Rich Paul could only vent his anger with words: "It's just a nest of snakes and rats. The trash gathered together. There will be no threat."

James didn't even have a dance battle with Howard when he came out. Even Wade felt that there was something wrong in his heart and he was absent-minded in the All-Star Game. He always felt a little flustered. The Spurs moved too fast.

Tony Parker, the substitute of the Western Conference All-Star Game, became the biggest victim of this incident!

The All-Star Game was originally a game with low intensity and reserved strength, but James, Bosh, and Wade were all close to defend and chased the block when Parker was holding the ball, which confused Parker. Where was the fake play?

It was not until the game that he knew that the former Heat player came to the Spurs.

Agent: "Sorry, I thought you were looking at your phone. You are now the last one in the Spurs to know this news."

"Ah? Why didn't you say it earlier?"