Nba: The Body Chosen By God At The Beginning Plus Perfect Imitation

Chapter 90: Reversely export the culture of the Chinese Dynasty. When fishing, you have to fish on the "dick" (please beg to subscribe!)

The Knicks' attitude surprised the media.

You know, everyone was extremely excited before the interview.

Even Xiao Bei was thrown up!

But when everyone was interviewed, these words were more official than the others.

Everyone who originally wanted to capture some exciting information could only return in vain.

It seems that many media today are destined to be very busy in the evening!

How they should edit and report today's game is not what the Knicks generals should consider.

After returning to the locker room, everyone released their previous nature again, with smiles on their faces.

Winning is naturally fun, especially this kind of decisive victory, which is even more exciting just thinking about it.

The reason why everyone should show such an attitude in the media is to create a sense of seriousness and humility.

Basketball games also emphasize attacking the city first and attacking the heart first!

The more humble the Knicks appear, the more attention everyone will pay to the team.

This will be more beneficial to the future development of the team!

During the regular season, the team's primary goal is to run in and reach the playoffs.

If problems are exposed in the regular season, they will be exposed in the playoffs in time.

In addition, there is still a long time before the trade deadline.

The Knicks can also seize the opportunity to make subsequent reinforcements.

"Let's go, I'm so happy tonight, I must celebrate it!"

Mutombo proposed to everyone.

As everyone knows.

Basketball players not only have different physical talents than ordinary people, but their demands in various aspects are also much higher than ordinary people. "580"

Players like Uncle Mu who have been in the NBA all year round have great experience in solving needs!

The simplest and most direct way is to go to nightclubs!

Another name for nightclub is a place to relax and unwind!

Here, everyone's goals are the same.

There is no need for cumbersome communication, it can be simple and direct to meet the needs in your heart.

"This is a good idea. It's just 11 o'clock now, and the nightlife hasn't entered its golden period yet. We still have time!"

Kurt Thomas's eyes lit up, and he immediately agreed.

"Xiao, you are the biggest hero today. Tell me, should we go today or not?"

Alan Thomas looked at Xiao Bei.

If you are not romantic, you will waste your youth!

For those who play in the NBA, regardless of their character, some physical needs are unavoidable.

After all, their physical fitness is different from ordinary people, and the energy they need to release is far beyond that of ordinary people!

But today, the protagonist is Xiao Bei.

If he wanted to go, it would be no problem for everyone to follow him, and maybe Yihangang Thomas would be reimbursed.

If he doesn't go, then this celebration will lose its meaning. It's better for everyone to go back to their homes and find their own mothers!

"I have no objection. To be successful in life, you must have all the fun you can. I think you can go!"

"Besides, aren't we living for two things in this world?"

Alan Houston asked curiously.

"What's up?"

“Three meals a day!”

Xiao Bei responded in English.

After hearing his answer, everyone looked at each other.

"Isn't that a thing?"

Mutombo scratched his head and asked proactively.

"-8......!"

Xiao Bei explained patiently and then shook his head.

The profoundness of Chinese culture really cannot be replaced by anyone.

When did the whole world speak Chinese dialect, there would be no such cultural differences...

It seems that spreading Chinese culture to the world is really something that everyone should work hard on.

At this point, director Jiang Wen did a very good job.

He once said this when he was teaching a foreign star.

"In Chinese terms, the Force is so damn good!"

This kind of cultural export is very representative.

Then, on any occasion, he would say "That's so damn good!"

Xiao Bei has now gained a certain reputation in the United States, so naturally he has to take on this great and glorious task!

It seems necessary to pass on some Chinese culture to these people around me.

The first thing Xiao Bei thought of was Mahjong from China!

As one of the most popular activities in China, Mahjong is definitely the most contagious.

Moreover, Mahjong is easy to understand and there is not much cultural difference.

I believe that in conveying culture, we will be able to see the fastest results!

certainly.

If you want to get everyone interested in Chinese culture, the most important thing is to have something that makes them curious.

There is a point that they are willing to learn more about!

Only if they are really willing to pay attention, will this matter be more feasible!

Think of this.

Xiao Bei suddenly looked around.

"Guys, I have two songs here, adapted from Chinese songs. How about I sing a few lines for you?"

If you want to get everyone interested in Tianchao dialect, the best way is to start with songs!

After all, songs basically have no cultural differences.

"Okay, I didn't expect you to have two more moments, Xiao!"

"You must hear this!"

"Are you going to sing loudly?"

After hearing Xiao Bei's words, everyone became interested.

In addition to basketball, NBA players also have their own business hobbies and their own joys and sorrows.

Music is the basis of leisure and entertainment for everyone, so naturally we like it very much.

Now that Xiao Bei has taken the initiative to show off his singing voice, everyone is naturally willing to listen.

Xiao Bei didn't hesitate and started singing directly.

"I want to ride the wind and waves and travel across the yellow sand ocean. Instead of misunderstanding, I must live up to my courage!

"I wish you were a girl, never cheated on me, stood on the doorstep of your house, and called me a gangster!"

"Just let me go to you, to your bed, and let me see you and your injuries!"

"Suddenly the doorbell rings. Come in next door, Lao Wang. The three of you are on the bed. You guys think about it...

When Xiao Bei opened his mouth, everyone's eyes widened.

Don't talk about whether the sound is good or not, the rhythm is moving.

These lyrics are absolutely captivating!

These lyrics simply sing into everyone's heart.

"Xiao, what's the name of this song?"

Alan Houston asked proactively.

Lyrics like this always make him think a lot.

Should he say it or not, he really wants to fully understand this song!

"This song is called July Up!"

Xiao Bei responded seriously.

"On July?"

"I know, if we understand it according to the Chinese language, it should be July ~ the first month!"

"Right, Anonymous?"

Mutombo said confidently.

Xiao Bei shook his head.

"Well, it doesn't seem to mean that!"

"I don't know what to say. The main reason is that the Chinese culture is profound and profound, and a word can have multiple meanings. If you can understand the Chinese language and culture, you may understand the endless mysteries!"

Xiao Bei started to show off.

It seems that everyone is still interested in the Chinese culture.

This is the perfect breakthrough!

"Xiao, are there any other songs?"

"We still want to hear it!"

Antoine Jamieson, who had always been taciturn, took the initiative.

This surprised everyone.

Unexpectedly, Jamison seems to be a good candidate, but he is actually a very charming person!

"Then let me sing another one of Auntie Tianchao's favorite songs, and then let's go to the nightclub!"

Xiao Bei did not shirk and continued to sing.

"Give me a piece of blue sky, a rising sun, give me a piece of green grass, stretching into the distance~"

"Give me a man, I'll use it all night, give me a little whip, call me queen~"

"You horse-harnessing man, you are mighty and majestic~"

At this point, Xiao Bei suddenly stopped.

It seems that exporting Chinese culture is imperative.

Otherwise, when singing in English, you will always lack the feeling of using it!

"Okay, everyone, I just reported to the general manager. He agreed for everyone to go out and promised that the team will pay for tonight's consumption!"

The Knicks' performance this time is definitely worthy of such a reward.

"pretty!"

"I knew the general manager wouldn't disappoint!"

Everyone was very excited and ran to the nightclub happily!

The nightclub they went to this time was a very famous nightclub in New York——New York Dream!

Many NBA stars have left their footprints here.

certainly.

The reason why everyone is willing to come here is that in addition to the most basic things, some super models will also be invited to do catwalks here.

However, these supermodels are not like ordinary girls. If you want to date them, you need to be rich and powerful to do so.

The most important thing is to be charming!

If the other party is willing, then it is you and me...

If the other party is unwilling, no matter how hard you try, you can only watch!

So everyone who comes here is proud to conquer the supermodels here.

It's just that after so many years, there are only a handful of people who can truly capture the hearts of beautiful women!

A group of players with an average height of 2 meters appeared, and it was impossible not to attract everyone's attention.

Alan Houston has long been familiar with this place.

He quickly led everyone to sit in the best seats in the nightclub.

This is not the center, but you can see the nightclub scene.

This is why Alan Houston often comes here and calls in advance to explain.

Otherwise, it would have been occupied by someone long ago!

The purpose of coming to the nightclub was tacitly understood by everyone.

The players know it, and so do the nightclub girls.

Many girls have already begun to look for their own prey, teasing everyone with some seductive movements from time to time.

Some players will take the initiative to attack when they find prey.

On the contrary, the main players of the Knicks all gathered around Xiao Bei and did not pay attention to the woman.

This is not to say that they are not interested in women, but their first target is not these rouge fans.

The supermodels on stage are their first choice!

And if you want to win the favor of these people, the traditional method obviously won't work.

Xiao Bei's Chinese song just now aroused everyone's strong interest in Chinese culture.

Maybe they can also find another way to use Chinese dialect to strike up a conversation, and maybe they can achieve unexpected results!

"Xiao, why don't you teach me a few Chinese words? I think it might make me look more different!"

Alan Houston did not hide his thoughts and asked directly.

"Of course, what do you want to learn?"

This is what Xiao Bei wants, so naturally he won't refuse.

"Is there anything you can say to attract others quickly? It can make you look different immediately!"

Mu

Tombo said next.

At this moment, he had exactly the same idea as Alan Houston.

Say a few Chinese words in a New York nightclub and you will definitely become the focus of the audience!

"That's a jingle. This kind of jingle can instantly change your temperament. Even in China, being able to say a complete jingle will make people's eyes shine!"

"That's a good suggestion. Let's learn a jingle, but it shouldn't be too long. We're afraid we won't be able to learn it!"

Kurt Thomas was excited.

Why didn't he think of it? He hadn't seen such a super model before.

Even if he takes the initiative to show his kindness, he may not pay attention to you.

But if you have a topic or expertise that interests her, the result will really be different from 2.4.

Think of this.

He also looked at Xiao Bei expectantly.

"Then I will teach you a simple saying in English: Fishingtocatchtheisland,nottocatcht

heisland!"

"If you use Chinese language, you have to fish on the island, but you can't catch fish on the island!"

Xiao Bei explained it to everyone in detail, and everyone nodded in understanding.

"OK, this is very simple!"

"When fishing, you have to catch the dick, not the penis!"

Alan Houston said confidently.

"Well done, Alan, I didn't expect you to learn so quickly!"

Xiao Bei gave Alan Houston a thumbs up.

Alan was very happy.

"Xiao, how should I describe the king's beauty in Chinese language?"

"Awesome!"

"Awesome?"

Xiao Bei nodded.

"It seems that speaking from China is not that difficult!"

Alan Huston was excited.

“You have to catch dicks when fishing, but you can’t catch dicks if you don’t!”

Dikembe Mutombo then also spoke the Chinese dialect he learned.

"Awesome!"

Xiao Bei also gave a thumbs up.

I really didn’t expect that my team members would learn so quickly!

"............

"*............"

Soon, everyone started repeating this sentence.

It's just that everyone's expression is completely different.

But the last sentence is "awesome!"

It’s all very well said!

Being able to teach everyone such a word is a huge reward!