NBA: The opening game knocked Jordan

Chapter 233: Here it comes, Li Luyao VS Kobe, the ultimate battle!! (Subscription please!) ）

May 19, US time, sunny weather.

The NBA Playoffs Western Conference Finals kick off at the Kings’ home arena, Sleep Train Arena.

The game was broadcast live on American TV early, and many fans around the world sat in front of the TV early to watch.

Because the live broadcast of this game was announced yesterday, Kenny Smith’s kiss on the ass will be broadcast today.

Kenny Smith and Barkley made a bet on the show, and in the end, the Kings successfully swept the rival Mavericks with Webb’s injury, Kenny Smith lost the bet, and according to the previous agreement, Kenny Smith will kiss the ass of the ass live before the first game of the Western Conference finals.

“Hello audience friends, before the live broadcast of the Western Final match today, let’s have a small episode.

Mr. Kenny Smith will be live kissing the ass of the donkey. ”

Barkley said happily on the show.

“Barkley, this matter will not be settled, I will definitely find the field in the future.”

Kenny Smith said through gritted teeth.

Of course, the performance of these two people is also prepared in advance, which is the effect of the program, and the TV station found that the effect of the program is surprisingly good, and the ratings have risen sharply.

“Staff, bring the donkey up.”

Barkley ordered.

The staff quickly brought the donkey up.

“Hello everyone, now I focus the camera on the donkey, you can see it clearly.

This is an authentic donkey, in order to make Mr. Kenny Smith have a good experience.

The staff specially bathed the donkey three times, and it is no exaggeration to say that the donkey is now cleaner than Mr. Kenny Smith. ”

Barkley directed the cameraman to rotate around the donkey, especially when the camera turned to the donkey’s butt, Barkley specially signaled the cameraman to give two more close-ups.

“Kenny Smith, are you ready?

The donkey is ready, you’re ready, and you’re ready to go. ”

Barkley set his sights on Kenny Smith.

“Of course it’s ready.”

Kenny Smith said calmly, in fact, his heart is also seven up and eight, think of the donkey’s ass asked, Kenny Smith has some want to vomit.

“Old friend, let’s get started.”

Barkley made a gesture of invitation to Kenny Smith.

Kenny Smith knew that kissing the ass of the donkey could not be avoided anyway, and he got up and went behind the donkey.

“Kenny Smith, don’t worry, wait until the staff is ready and say yes, you can kiss.”

Barkley made a point.

Although the donkey looks tame, no one knows if Kenny Smith will go crazy if he kisses the ass of the donkey.

In case of a rage, a hoof, a back kick, Kenny Smith estimates that even if he does not die, half his life is gone.

So there were a few staff members dedicated to Kenny Smith’s security.

When the staff signaled it was time to start, Kenny Smith closed his eyes, closed his breath, and began kissing the ass of the donkey.

He really didn’t have the courage to open his eyes and face all this.

“Duh! Duh! ……”

When Kenny Smith leaned down to kiss, the sound of the camera’s shutter continued to sound, and many fans used their cameras to record this classic moment.

The cameraman at the scene gave Kenny Smith a large close-up.

It’s clear that this feature will make headlines in many media tomorrow, even more dramatic than the outcome of the game.

Kissing the ass of the donkey brought the atmosphere to a climax, after which players from both sides began to enter the stadium to warm up.

“CCV-5 TV, hello viewers.

Now the live broadcast is the first game between the Kings and the Lakers at home in the NBA Playoffs Western Conference Finals.

This is the second year in a row that the Kings and Lakers have reached the Western Conference Finals.

Last year, the Kings played the Lakers in seven games, and in the end, the Lakers had the last laugh and successfully won the NBA championship.

This season, the Kings selected Li Luyao, a rookie from the Celestial Empire, and signed the Celestial Empire player Dazhi in the middle of the season, and the Kings are much stronger this year than last year.

The Kings’ Li Luyao is the strongest player in the league today, with super offensive firepower, although he has only played one season in the NBA league, but Li Luyao has broken many NBA game records.

I believe that today’s game, under the leadership of Li Luyao, the Kings are still keen to win the game. ”

Zhang Zhizhi’s slightly magnetic voice sounded.

CCV-5 TV station is still hot, and arranged Zhang Reasonable Guidance and Pan Xiaoting, a big beauty, to be the front field reporter.

“Toot . . .”

The whole game officially started.

The starting lineup of the home team Kings: Bibi, Li Luyao, Peja, Dazhi, Divac.

Except for replacing Webb, who was unavailable due to injury, the other starters have not changed in the slightest.

Although Weber could not play in this game, in order to support the team, he also came to the game scene in a suit.

Visiting Lakers starting lineup: Fisher, Kobe, Fox, Horry, Shark O’Neal.

In the opening jumping ball, O’Neal defeated the Kings’ Divac without suspense and gave the racket to teammate Fisher the old fish.

Fisher advanced to the front court with the ball, and Bryant took the initiative to reach for the ball.

“LI, I have long wanted to compete with you to see who is the best shooting guard in the league between the two of us?”

Looking at Li Luyao, Kobe’s eyes were full of fighting spirit.

Since Kobe Bryant entered the league, he has always aimed to surpass Jordan, but when Kobe felt that he wanted to become the league’s number one shooting guard, Li Luyao suddenly killed, and overnight, Li Luyao became the unshakable first person in the NBA league.

This made Kobe very unhappy, and Kobe was determined to defeat Li Luyao in the game and let everyone see that he was the best player.

“Kobe, isn’t it up to me to look down on you, just rely on you? Not worthy of comparison with me! ”

Li Luyao looked at Kobe, his eyes were full of contempt, he really did not look at Kobe, in terms of personal strength, Kobe Bryant could not compare with Li Luyao.

“It’s useless to talk more, let’s see the truth under our hands.”

Kobe Bryant began to force Li Luyao with the ball, and after this period of exercise, Kobe’s physical confrontation has increased significantly, and in the league, he also has the title of Little Malone.

So Kobe Bryant wants to directly crush Li Luyao through his strong body.

Ideals are beautiful, reality is cruel.

“Shh

The bodies of Kobe and Li Luyao collided together, making a huge muscle collision sound.