NBA: The strongest trash talk

Oracle Arena, Record Night.

At the post-game press conference, the Warriors had four stars and looked quite dull.

In the face of reporters’ questions, the four of them also answered one or no answers, and even Curry, who is usually active, was unexpectedly a little autistic.

There was also an episode in the post-match interview, when the reporter asked Draymond Green how he thought Chen Xu scored 36 points against him, Green directly hit back at the reporter with foul language, causing chaos at the press conference.

After all, Green was originally the kind of player with a big mouth, and in the pre-game interview, he also made a big deal about limiting Chen Xu’s score to less than 25 points, and as a result, others scored a game-high 58 points, more than twice as many as 25 points.

Not to mention breaking the 14 3-point record set by Klay in the previous two weeks, which is simply riding on his head and.

Steve Kerr was even worse, in the third quarter, it was due to his miscalculation that caused Chen Xu to put in 8 three-pointers in a single quarter, laying the groundwork for breaking the record, this game, although Green is responsible, but Cole’s responsibility is obviously greater.

Damningly, Green directly exposed Cole’s strategy in the third quarter to the media, causing an uproar, and the players openly questioned the manager’s decision, or the Warriors, and the news absolutely exploded! (Green had also scolded Cole in front of the media before.) ）

As a result, Steve Kerr suddenly became the protagonist and was chased and intercepted by reporters. Cole, who was full of black lines, knew his own loss, kept silent, and directly exited early, and the entire Warriors team fell into autism.

“Hahaha, I thought that this season NBA finale, but now it actually makes me feel a little doubtful, and the Warriors will also fall into this situation.”

“You can’t win a championship by shooting! I said it a long time ago! ”

“Enough, Barkley, you’re outdated, people have taken three, and you haven’t had one.”

“Here it is again, Kenny, I’ve had enough of you, come on, let’s both single it out.”

Watching the lively NT live broadcast room has been amused by the atmosphere of the warriors, after all, this is the defending champion, who was beaten autistic by a rookie…. It’s so much fun.

The Celtics on the other side were much more active, and they were in a good mood against the Warriors, and the active Marcus Smart and Daniel Theis danced in public.

Who could have imagined that this team had had infighting before, and star Kyrie Irving also occasionally alluded to the Celtics’ locker room problems on Twitter.

By now, everyone can dance together in the dressing room!

Chen Xu has been surrounded by a large group of reporters, and from time to time two Celtic players come out to grab the camera, causing everyone to laugh.

After the interview, the Celtics also flew back to Boston for three consecutive back-to-back games, and then they could rest for three days before facing the New York Knicks at home at TD North Shore Garden Arena.

Then on December 25, the day of the much-anticipated Christmas game, go to Staples to face the Lakers led by Lebram James and Kyrie Irving, staging a familiar yellow-green showdown, old and new.

After this battle, even Chen Xu, who had 110 points of physical strength, was a little tired.

There was no time to see how much hatred the system had, and on the plane back to Boston, Chen Xu slept groggily.

After arriving in Boston, it was already dawn, and Stevens decided to give everyone a day off to relieve everyone’s fatigue.

Later, Aaron Baines proposed an evening dinner, which was agreed by most of the Celts, and finally everyone turned their attention to Chen Xu.

“Hey, Thanos Chen, do you have any comments?”

Last night’s 15 three-pointers made the Celtic players surrender again, so everyone on the plane also secretly nicknamed Chen Xu.

After taking a few in a row, some people were dissatisfied, and then combined with Chen Xu’s performance against the four All-Stars of the Warriors that night, everyone agreed that Thanos was the most suitable for Chen Xu.

“No problem, see you in the evening.”

“That’s it, Thanos Chen, you treat.”

“Asshole (bastard)…” Chen Xu was speechless.

Everyone laughed and was quite satisfied, and then went back to their respective homes, leaving Chen Xu alone in the wind messy.

Now Chen Xu’s performance has left the Celtics without any internal problems, and when you follow a big guy who can bring you victory, anyone will be dead.

Chen Xu, who returned home, was not idle, but booked a trainer, spent 3 hours practicing 800 balls on his basketball court, and then did some basic training.

It wasn’t until twelve o’clock in the afternoon, and the day’s training was over.

Had a meal with the trainer and took a shower.

Not long after, Chen Xu received a call from Bill Duffy, saying that there are many local sponsors in the United States who want to cooperate with Chen Xu, there are exclusive endorsements, corporate endorsements and product spokespersons, and the endorsement fee ranges from 2 million to 8 million US dollars, but they are all some underwear, men’s shower gel, beer and the like.

Today’s Chen Xu has become one of the hottest stars in the league, in addition to sneaker contracts, there will naturally be some other brands that hope to increase exposure with the help of Chen Xu’s fame.

However, Chen Xu did not want his hard day off to be disturbed by business cooperation, but agreed on a separate time with Bill Duffy.

Then Chen Xu poured his butt on the hand-customized leather sofa of the genius master of Dali and poured a cup of 82 rafies given to him by the Celtic boss, and turned on the 100-inch Sony TV (the same model as Wang Shallot), which is called a pleasure, and sent a hostess to do bad things together.

After all, Chen Xu spent nearly $10,000 on this sofa alone, and the TV was more expensive, selling for as much as 499,999 yuan.

Fortunately, Adi’s advance payment was very cheerful, and the $20 million also gave Chen Xu a full sense of security.

Infected by the too comfortable environment, Chen Xu fell asleep on the sofa in a daze, woke up at half past six, opened his mobile phone, and there were more than a dozen missed calls.

It was basically called by Celtic teammates, and remembering that there was a dinner event in the team tonight, Chen Xu immediately got up from the sofa and changed his outfit.

I was putting on my shoes when another phone call came in.

“Hey, I know, it’s already on the way, don’t rush.” Chen Xu didn’t look at it, picked up the phone and said subconsciously.

“Huh? You… Are you in trouble? ”

The other end of the phone was not the voice of the Celtics, but a delicate female voice.

“Huh? Plums….. Megan? Chen Xu was startled and quickly changed his voice from rough to gentle. By the way, I glanced at the caller ID, and the call was from Megan Fox.

“I happen to be in Boston today, and I want to ask, do you have time to go out for dinner together?”

(Ask for flowers, ask for evaluation!) ）