NBA: The strongest trash talk

“200cm, 220cm reach, dunk, three-pointer, passing, defending, everything. In the first two games, he had 22 points, 8 rebounds, 7 assists, 6 steals and 4 blocks, and 29 points, 7 rebounds, 8 assists, 4 steals and 2 blocks. ”

“Seriously, I’ve seen players who can score 20+ points in their rookie season, and there are quite a few players who have a bag of rebounds and assists, and even people who are good at stealing blocks. But this is the first time I’ve seen a rookie with all-around stats like this, in 20 years of commenting. ”

“I don’t want to tell you, it’s true, especially when I know he’s still a **** person. I remember a few days ago, when the Lakers paid $6.5 million to sign him, I thought from the bottom of my heart that the Magic was crazy! A full bench who averages 4.3 points and 2.8 rebounds per game in college, what kind of game can you expect him to play? ”

“But what, everyone should know what happened later, he played all-round data. Completely destroyed Andre Roberson in the game against the Thunder, who finished last year’s All-Defensive Second Team. ”

“Not only that, but I’m talking about today’s game. He destroyed the rocket! That said, Rockets fans will be very unhappy! But I still have to say, he, a person, destroyed, rocket! Unbelievable! Incredible! ”

“I agree with what you said, although it is only the second game, he does have an unparalleled impact on the game, against the Rockets, he has an offensive efficiency of 119 when he is on the floor, and the Lakers have an offensive efficiency of 95 when he is off the court. +35 for the whole field! You can imagine how much influence he has on the game! ”

“I’m going to remind the team that plays against the Lakers next. Remember, this player’s name is Chen Xu, he is 20 years old, but I guess he is not 20 years old at all, he is like an all-round fighter like Lebulang or Big O, and like these two can only play reasonable basketball when they are 28 years old. If you don’t pay attention to him, you will die a miserable death! ”

“At the end of the show, I have to say to the audience, is this big enough?”

The above conversation comes from Stephen Smith, a well-known ESPN commentator and known as Yang Yi in the United States. A. Smith, a conversation with Jason Fitz.

As soon as the interview was released, it immediately set off a wide discussion.

“Dude, is this big enough?”

“Dude, is this big enough?”

“Dude, is this big enough?”

American fans are also quite good at playing terriers, not only that, but various stars are also coming to make a splash.

DOWNEY: He’s Tony Stark (Iron Man) on the field! Captain America Chris Evans liked the comment.

GIGI Hadid: I was lucky to get Chen Xu’s call in the offseason, hahaha, he’s so handsome!

Stallone’s second daughter: @陈旭, why does GIGI have it and I don’t?

It seems that Chen Xu’s two games have conquered many star fans, and now looking at Chen Xu’s Twitter, the number of fans has reached 3.3 million, and one game has more than doubled!

It is a pity that Chen Xu’s Twitter has not been updated so far, and the latest news is the ** food he posted a few months ago, but this still does not affect the enthusiasm of fans.

In the latest update, the comments have gone from the first few to tens of thousands of replies!

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Located in a villa in Beverly Hills, Chen Xu is practicing shooting at the moment.

Although I purchased a Curry shooting bag, I need practice to master proficiency, after all, the human body is not a USB device, and you can plug and play by inserting a card.

As for the remaining 50 attribute points, Chen Xu assigned it to vision, passing, psychological quality, ball control and speed, which he only has the average level of NBA players.

Just like the two attributes of ball control and psychological quality, some unique skills in Kobe’s offensive skills, Chen Xu feels that although he can do it, it is not as ethereal as Kobe.

So in these two games, Chen Xu did not use too much of Kobe’s offensive skills.

Looking at the data again, Chen Xu found that his data had changed drastically from the beginning!

[Host: Chen Xu].

[Age: 20].

【Height: 201cm】

【Arm span: 220cm】

【Weight: 96kg】

Bounce: 79

Shots: 80 points (80.3% from the field when undefended, 46.9% in motion, 38.9% from strong shots.) ）

Three-pointer: 90 points (81.1% from the field when undefended, 41.9% in motion, 31.2% from strong shots).

Field of view: 74 points

Possession: 81 points

Passing: 69 points

Steals: 59 points

Caps: 61 points

Stamina: 90 points

Speed: 83 minutes

Psychological quality: 82 points

Potential: 90 (to be able to become a qualified All-Star in your lifetime!) ）

Unassigned attribute point: 0

Hate value: 18423

Special skills available: Kobe Bryant’s offensive skills package, Curry’s shooting bag, Ron Artest’s defensive bag.

Harden and Paul’s combined hate-values of more than 20,000 in a row allow Chen Xu to have 10,000 hate values left after buying an S card, a difference of more than 1,000, and he can buy an S-class card.

It seems that superstars are different, but the next game is against the 76ers, this team cannot be said to be without stars, but Embiid and Simmons are still a lot away from superstars, and even the standards of superstars are still some distance away.

Although the Great signed a five-year, $148 million contract this year, he spent most of his first few seasons in a hospital bed.

He played in 63 games for the 76ers last season, averaging 22.9 points, 11 rebounds, 3.2 assists and 1.8 blocks in 30.4 minutes. He shot 48.3 percent from the field.

This contract of 76 people is mainly for the physical talent of the emperor.

Just looking at the data, Joel Embiid is already the league’s top insider, but according to Chen Xu’s standards, the emperor can still only be regarded as an All-Star starter-level player, if you want to be called a superstar, you still need to have a dominant performance in the playoffs!

Simmons is an ordinary All-Star player, and he doesn’t have a basket, so under the whirlwind of small balls, it may be difficult to make a difference in the future.

Without developing the basket, Simmons’ ceiling won’t be too high.

It seems that the 76ers will not get too many hate points in the game. But Chen Xu is still full of expectations, he only needs to get 1000+ hate points in this game, and he can buy an S-class card again!

Thinking of this, Chen Xu is full of energy, does not shoot 800 three-pointers, and does not sleep today!

(Ask for flowers, ask for evaluation!) ）