NBA: The strongest trash talk

“Huh? System, how come there is no Jordan Peak Card? ”

Chen Xu looked for the interface of the system mall, but he never found what he wanted.

Since he has Kobe’s all-round offensive skills, Curry’s shooting bag, the offense is naturally inferior to Mr. Joe’s peak card.

If these three things are collected, then Chen Xu can definitely be said to be invincible in the world in terms of attack.

However, after looking for three or four laps in the system interface, Chen Xu did not see the Jordan Peak Card, which also made him can’t help but ask questions to the system.

“Host, are you mistaken, yes.”

The system said, as if innocent.

“Where is it? You find it out for me? Chen Xu questioned.

“Spend 1000 hate points, 10 unadded attribute points, buy an automatic search system.”

“The automatic search system was used successfully.”

“You MB…” Chen Xu couldn’t help but burst. This system is also too precise, and if you are not careful, you will deduct the hatred value, plus ten attribute points.

It’s all my hard-earned money.

“Hehe, don’t be angry with the host, isn’t this trivial to the wise and divine host? A trash talk came back. ”

“You’re such a.” Chen Xu obeyed, there was actually a system for shooting the host’s, but it was very comfortable, and Chen Xu forgave him. Finding Mr. Qiao’s peak card is the right way.

Sure enough, the system interface was immediately swept away and looked much cleaner.

Wait a minute… How is it not right?

What did Chen Xu find, obviously he was looking for the Jordan peak card, why are there so many cards in the interface?

Are there five Jordans? Or Van Jordan, Lee Jordan made up the numbers?

Select the five cards, and Chen Xu clicked on the detailed interface.

“Jordan Kill Card!” “Jordan Physical Fitness Card!” “Jordan Big Heart Card!” “Jordan back card!” “Jordan defensive card!” “Jordan Trash Card!”

Looking at them one by one, Chen Xu’s scalp was numb.

How does this work? So many Jordan cards? And divided into so many categories? Isn’t this a clear pit man!

O profiteers! Profiteer!

“Don’t be angry with the host, you can’t become fat in one bite, the average player only needs to get one, it is enough to become an all-star.”

“So many cards, how much hatred is worth?” Chen Xu had some flesh pain.

“Not much, the system is discounting promotions, eight cards, the host can directly spend 100,000 hate points, synthesize Jordan peak cards!” In this way, the host saved 60,000 hate points! ”

“Then I have to thank you again?” Chen Xu hated it.

“No thanks, if the host doesn’t have enough money, you can consider other cards.” I can recommend one to the host here. ”

As soon as the system finished speaking, the interface changed, and an extra card appeared.

Chen Xu clicked up, and the attributes of the card immediately appeared in front of Chen Xu’s eyes.

[Larry Bird Trash Talk Card.] 】

[Effect: After use, it can double the host’s trash talk effect.] 】

“Huh? Good stuff. Seeing this effect, Chen Xu’s eyes lit up.

As we all know, in the 70-year history of the NBA, there have been many historical trash talk masters.

Like Jordan, Reggie Miller, Barkley are all such people.

But if you pick one of these people to become the king of trash talk, probably most fans will choose one person – Big Bird, Larry Bird!

As a god-level pretender and super commotion king, Larry Bird has left countless jokes for future generations.

Like what: Are you here to compete for second?

Merry Christmas to you TMD!

You… Defending me?

In the next round, brother abuses you with his left hand!

These are all popular jokes, especially if you are here to compete for second? Arrogant and confident. Enough to rank first in NBA all-time trash talk!

“Buy it…” Since he couldn’t buy Old Master Qiao’s peak card, Chen Xu could only buy this card.

I have to say that the function of this card is also very strong, and the hate value is doubled.

If you are fast, hit two or three strong teams with All-Stars, maybe there will be 100,000 hatred worth.

The NBA schedule is tight, with a maximum of four or five games a week, so it doesn’t seem to be long.

Thinking of this, Chen Xu clicked Buy.

Subsequently, Chen Xu increased his attribute points by an average in each attribute.

Now I want to develop myself holistically, not be a functional player.

60 attribute points, assigned to 12 attributes, each increasing by five points.

At this time, Chen Xu’s data has improved again.

[Host: Chen Xu].

[Age: 20].

【Height: 200cm】

【Arm span: 220cm】

【Weight: 96kg】

Bounce: 84

Shot: 85 points (84.3% from the field when undefended, 48.9% in motion, 41.9% from strong shot.) ）

Three-pointer: 90 points (83.5% on field goal when undefended, 43.9% in motion, 33.2% on strong shots).

Field of view: 79 points

Possession: 86 points

Passing: 74 points

Steals: 63 points

Caps: 66 points

Physical strength: 95 points

Speed: 88 points

Psychological quality: 87 points

Potential: 95 (to be an All-Star starter in your lifetime!) The road to superstars is ahead, please work hard! ）

Unassigned attribute point: 0

Hate value: 8124

Special skills available: Kobe Bryant’s Offensive Skills Pack, Curry Shooting Pack, Ron Artest Defensive Pack, Larry Bird Gift Card Pack.

Special bonus: Hate points obtained, unbonus attribute points doubled (Note: You can only use it once in a match.) ）

Just looking at the attributes, Chen Xu is already an all-star level player, but coupled with the special card bag, Chen Xu is confident that he is already a first-class player! I can stand alone!

However, with the addition of new attributes, I must make my body proficient.

Chen Xu ran to the basketball court again and began to warm up and practice.

…..

At the same time, inside the office of the big owner of the Lakers, Jenny Buss, a capable man knocked on the door.

“Huh? Mark, why are you here? Jenny Bass raised her head and saw the man for a moment, unconsciously showing surprise.

That’s right, the person in front of you is Nike CEO Mark Parker.

After Nike founder Phil Knight retired in ’06, Mark Parker took the CEO position.

Under his leadership, Nike’s performance has risen all the way, and now Nike has steadily surpassed Adidas to become the leading leader of global sports brands.

“I’m here for a person, of course.” Mark Parker gave a smile.

“What you said, it won’t be Chen Xu, right?”

The clever Jenny Bass immediately guessed why Mark was here.

(Ask for flowers, ask for evaluation!!! ）