Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human
Chapter 30:
Doesn't Jane feel that she has exposed anything, the amount she eats is basically in the category of normal people, okay?
Besides, she didn't keep eating in the middle, she even walked and digested for a while.
The fans in the live broadcast room listened to her with a guarantee, and many people really believed that she had good digestion ability before, and this time she was really struggling.
Jian Yi continued to take the equipment and went to various places in the food street to shoot those food scenes on the street, so that the fans in the live broadcast room feasted their eyes.
Looking at these foods, Jian Yi was a little greedy, not willing to buy them. Although she is not short of money, she is here to eat free food today, and she feels uncomfortable spending her own money.
About fifteen minutes later, she stopped next to a crayfish live broadcast team, where she was challenging to eat crayfish. One difference from the previous merchants is the time limit.
You can get as many rewards as you eat as many crayfish in ten minutes.
Jian Yi stood in place and wondered, and the merchants can understand the time limit.
Crayfish are inherently more expensive, and if they have shells, it will take a certain amount of time to peel them off. Without a time limit, it is estimated that not many people will be challenged in one day.
There are not many people, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room is not up to the point.
Fans in the live broadcast room saw that Jian Yi didn't mean to move, and they understood that she wanted to eat crayfish.
——Anchor, have you digested it?
——I feel you have digested it.
——The anchor's eyes are all on the crayfish, and he can't wait to poke a hole in it.
Jane: "Is that obvious?"
She is calculating how many crayfish can be eaten in ten minutes. If you use her talents, you definitely don't know how many.
But right now in the human world, she can only peel her shells one by one.
She doesn't need natural talents, if she just peels the shell with her hands, she can eat one or two in five seconds.
This also minus being spoken by the live anchor, and the staff helped bring the lobster over.
According to preliminary estimates, she can only eat one or two hundred at a speed acceptable to normal people.
——The anchor should be a little bit supportive.
——She probably wants to eat it, but she hasn’t digested it yet.
——It seems that the previous anchor really didn't lie to us, it was really hard to support.
Seeing these naive barrage, Qin Xin didn't know whether to ridicule or pity the onlookers.
The little monster's eyes are eager to eat, but very supportive, can't eat it?
Obviously, because there is a time limit, she can't eat as many crayfishes. I guess she is still calculating how many crayfishes she can eat in a while.
Qin Xin couldn't help but remember that the little monster helped her make the amulet that morning. She wanted to punish the little monster because of her name.
As a result, the other party left her sight for only two or three minutes, and she ate so much food in the kitchen.
Businessmen should pray that this is the human world, and little monsters can't show their mouths, or else they don't know how to lose money.
——Anchor, if you support it, you can walk two more times and come back to eat.
——Yes, don’t force it, you have eaten enough before.
Jane: "I feel almost digested."
——The anchor should prefer to eat crayfish. I haven't seen this kind of almost obsessive look before, and I can't wait for my eyes to stick to it.
No matter how she discussed in the live broadcast room, Jane was already queuing up to eat.
A few minutes later, it was her turn. She sat at the small table and looked at the pot of crayfish, her eyes lit up.
Live anchor: "Miss, do you know our rules?"
Jane: "I see."
Live anchor: "Then, the timing will begin."
When the live anchor yelled these words, Jane grabbed a crayfish in one hand, squeezed and squeezed it lightly under the incredible gaze of everyone, the meat of the crayfish bounced out and was delivered to her mouth.
live:"……"
Fans in the live broadcast room: "..."
Can it be like this?
Qin Xin: It was expected.
When the live anchor was still stunned by Jane's neatly peeling crayfish, she had already eaten four lobsters.
Seeing Jian Yi's neat movements, the live anchor was really anxious. What is the way to eat crayfish? She saw it for the first time.
No, she has to intervene and ask some questions that fans in the live broadcast room are looking forward to.
Live anchor: "Miss, this is the first time you have seen this method of peeling lobsters. If you are so proficient, you should have eaten a lot of crayfish? Fans in the live broadcast room are very curious and want to hear the experience of Miss Sister."
Jian Yi: "Innate talent, most people can't learn it."
Jian Yi spoke, but didn't mean to stop.
Every time I spoke, I pinched and squeezed the crayfish.
The live anchor watched more intuitively at close range. Every time he watched the little hands holding two lobsters and squeezed them gently, the crayfish meat came out obediently, and his head was straight. smoke.
Live anchor: "How many years has it been for Miss Sister to eat lobster?"
Jian Yi: "I don't know." When the words fell, two tuples of crayfish were squeezed out and stuffed into their mouths. There were some large lobster tongs, and she didn't mean to let it go. Putting it in her mouth and biting it lightly, and then sucking it, the meat would naturally fall into her mouth.
She has no other talents, and no one can compare to her in eating.
Which piece of meat she wants to eat, that piece of meat has to fall into her mouth obediently.
The live anchor was sweaty on his forehead: "How many lobsters did Miss Sister eat to achieve the speed she is today?"
Jian Yi: "I didn't eat much, this is talent, and most people can't learn it." After finishing speaking, two tufts of meat fell into his mouth again.
People watching live: "..."
On-site anchor: "Ms. Sister seems to be an anchor too?" God, she really doesn't know how to talk, she won't be disturbed at all, okay?
You can talk to her while pinching the lobster, she feels that there is no way to stop the challenger's speed.
Jian Yi paused this time, and did not forget to promote her live broadcast room: "Hello everyone, my name is Yi Yi, and I am a new food broadcaster. If you are interested in me, you can go to the live broadcast room and pay attention. Name Just Yiyi."
What made the live anchor crash is that Jane paused for a while, and then began to pinch their crayfish.
Although this sentence is very long, she has no time to eat for the time being.
But she was still squeezing their crayfish, and just now, she had already squeezed out a lot of crayfish meat.
Live anchor: "Fan friends in front of the phone screen, go and cheer up our anchor sister. Let’s guess how many crayfish Yiyi can eat? Some fans say fifty? One hundred? Some say two hundred. only?"
Live anchor: "Yiyi, how many crayfish do you think you can eat today?"
After asking, the live anchor found that the crayfish meat that Jane squeezed out before was gone, and she must have eaten it.
Jane happened to pinch two crayfishes, and did not forget to squeeze the meat out, smiling to the camera.
Of course, she wore a mask that covered the upper half of her face. No one could see the specific expression too much. However, from the bottom half of her face and her movements, she was quite happy.
Jian Yi: "This will only be known until the time is up. After all, you have to limit the time."
——I heard it, she disliked the time limit.
——Unlimited time, can she eat a lot?
——The first time I saw the anchor peeling crayfish.
——The first time I saw an anchor who knows how to eat and peel the shell like this, if he gets a fan, he also gets a fan at the speed of this hand.
——I want to watch the anchor eat crayfish every day.
Jian Yi didn't expect that she would suddenly become a lot of powder because of peeling crayfish shells. With the increase in popularity, more and more people visited her live broadcast room, and a large number of passersby fans were paying attention to her.
Is this her characteristic?
Believe that in the eating and broadcasting world, there should be no one who can peel crayfish better than her?
Perhaps, she knows how the live broadcast attracted fans in the early stage.
She peels crayfish shells at home every day to show fans. As for how the crayfish come, she can only order from An An in the early stage.
When the fire heats up, various food businesses will naturally find them.
Jane thought about this, but his hands didn't stop.
Those who watched the scene heard the sound of clicking and clicking, and their scalp was tingling.
The live anchor was numb and didn't mean to try to stop it anymore, just routinely mobilized emotions and asked the fans what they wanted to know.
——Anchor, have you practiced?
——I also suspect that the anchor has real skills. I just went to the store to buy a pot of crayfish pinch, but I didn't squeeze my hands.
Live anchor: "Yiyi, fans are asking if you have practiced and have real skills."
Jane: "Yes, I have practiced."
Compared with her true identity, humans should be more able to accept her as a practicing family, right? The key is to use this excuse, it is not easy to wear a gang.
If someone really wants her to show her real skills, she can do it too.
For the sake of rations, performing some kung fu that humans can accept is also a feature of her live broadcast room, so she can attract fans.
Ten long minutes passed, the live anchor watched the pots of shells left beside him, with cold sweat on his forehead. Fortunately, they had a time limit.
The live anchor announced in a trembling voice: "Congratulations Yiyi, you ate 220 crayfish in total and broke the record. I believe no one will break this record again."
Qin Xin: Wrong, you give the little monster another chance.
Jane happily took the bonus to bid farewell to the live anchor and the fans over there. After leaving them, she also said to the fans in her live broadcast room: "It's so supportive."
——Anchor, do you really support it?
——I always feel that the anchor can't support it.
——Brother, feel the same.
——Mom, I became a fan of a super amazing anchor.
Jane: "I supported it. Didn't I say before that if I don't support it, I am not a human being? Now I am going to digest it."
——By the way, I like watching the anchor peeling crayfish shells.
——+1, very decompressed.
Jian Yi: "I have a fixed live broadcast time. I peel it every day and show it to you. If you want to peel it, please mention it. I will peel it with my bare hands."
When Jane said that, the live broadcast room became lively, and the barrage flew up, letting her peel all kinds of shells.
Jian Yi reminded: "You have to eat it. If you peel it out and eat it, I'm a eater."
Qin Xin moved in his heart and sent a bullet screen.
a12345678: Yiyi, I want to see you peeling a hundred jackfruit with bare hands.
——Fuck, boss, devil?
——Hahaha, I just wanted to let the anchor peel a durian to see, the one that was not opened, I didn't expect it to be the most ruthless number one.
——Peeling with bare hands, the anchor can't wash his hands clean.
Jane: "Big guy wants to see it, I'm satisfied, but jackfruit is too expensive. I can't afford a hundred jackfruits. Just peel one."
She really feels sorry for the money, this thing is delicious and delicious, but there are too many things on it that can only be thrown away, it is better to buy meat to eat.
a12345678: I will send it to you.
The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution during 2021-06-1620:12:25~2021-06-1722:28:33~
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