Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

Jian Yi: "In fact, twenty is not impossible. Since Qin Xiaomao has so much confidence in me, how can I let the cute kitten down."

Jane reached out and piled twenty walnuts together, covered them with both hands, and pressed hard.

Fans in the live broadcast heard the sound of clicking, even though they knew that Jane would not disappoint, they were still very nervous and looked forward to the scene where she moved her hands away.

Jian Yi thinks that the speed should be fast, otherwise the peeling will not be finished at zero.

She moved her hand away quickly and neatly. As expected, it was full of walnut meat. She quickly took out the thin slices from the walnut meat and quickly stuffed the walnut meat into her mouth.

The camera can only take pictures of her mouth. Except for Qin Mao in the live broadcast room, it is Jian Yi who is eating walnut meat.

——Have you noticed that Yiyi has eaten all the walnuts that he peeled.

——Not surprising according to her appetite.

——Am I missing something?

Many people give newcomers to science, how much Jian Yi ate during the day, focusing on her digestive ability is very good.

Whether the newcomer believes it or not, everyone sees it with gusto.

Jian Yi quickly ate the walnuts, and after throwing the walnut shells into the trash can, Qin Xiaomao stretched out her paw to count the walnuts for her.

Jian Yi: "Qin kittens, twenty, can't be more."

"No matter how much, I really can only use the hips."

Qin Xin: "..."

She doesn't have a majority this time, she is obviously a little monster, and the changing adult is actually a petite, soft girl, with so small hands, is she deliberately pretending to be weak?

I still remember when the little monster came over on the first day, she really thought she met a cute and cute tenant.

It's a pity that I was slapped in the face that night and suffered a lot of pain.

Qin Xin counted twenty walnuts. Jian Yi covered the walnuts with her hands in the same way as before and pressed them down. The previous scene was staged again, and Jane also cooperated and said: "In fact, it's really simple."

--Yes?

-Feeling insulted.

——It happens that there are walnuts at home. I tried it as the anchor said. I won’t say anything. Now I’m going to rub my hands. The walnuts are not crushed, and my hands are all red.

——I don't know when the jackfruit sent by the digital boss will arrive. I really want to see how many jackfruits the anchor can peel in a live broadcast.

The live broadcast room was lively until 11:30, and Jane had already peeled all 100 catties of walnuts.

She didn't finish all the walnut meat in front of the camera, but occasionally ate some and put some next to her. But when everyone was not paying attention, he moved his face out of the lens and quickly stuffed the walnut meat into his mouth. In this way, I am not afraid of someone discovering that she can actually eat 100 catties of walnuts.

Qin Xin squatted to the side, looking at only one-tenth of the walnut meat left beside him, unable to say a word.

Every time Jian Yi moved her face out of the camera, she was frantically touching her small mouth with walnut meat.

She also discovered that Jane didn't need to chew at all, just stuffed things into her mouth.

As soon as he arrived in front of the camera, this little monster would show his gentleness again, as if no one was softer than her.

Too good at pretending.

"Qin Xiaomao, are your paws sour? I'll rub it for you."

Jian Yi found that Qin Xin was looking at her, and quickly picked her up and rubbed her paws. Of course, she didn't let go of her face and rubbed her face to face.

"Everyone, bye bye today, and you want to see me peeling walnuts tomorrow, remember to come to the live broadcast room."

——Anchor, I want to see you peel melon seeds, peel a hundred catties of melon seeds.

——Yes, right, peel the seeds, peel them tomorrow night.

——Pine nuts are also fine.

Jane Yi paused and said, "Is it possible to peel the seeds tomorrow night?"

She can understand the mentality of these people, and most of them feel that the melon seeds are small and it is not so easy to peel. A hundred catties of melon seeds, in the eyes of normal people, don't know how long it will take to peel them.

——Anchor, if you can peel a hundred catties of melon seeds tomorrow night, I will give you a spaceship.

Jane's eyes lit up, spaceship?

Jane: "Money fills me with courage."

After a brief chat, Jian Yi closed the live broadcast room.

When she lowered her head and found that Qin Xiaomao was in a daze, with a thoughtful look on her face, she was amused.

"Qin Mao, what are you thinking?"

Qin Xin glanced at Jian Yi, of course he couldn't speak.

She was wondering how the little monster would peel off a hundred catties of melon seeds tomorrow night. Thinking about it carefully, the melon seeds are so small that they seem to be easy to peel, but in fact, it is impossible to peel a hundred catties in just a few hours.

But since the little monster agreed, he must be sure.

"Today's live broadcast is considered a victory. I don't know if any merchants will come to me in the future." Jian Yi whispered, "I hope these merchants will be more generous and give me more tastings."

Qin Xin wanted to say that if you want to sell something, you have to have something delicious, like a little monster who only likes quantity. For people who are not so picky about the taste, will they smash the sign?

Qin Xin was a little worried.

The trend of the live broadcast was pretty good from the beginning, if it is because the goods are inferior, this will be a very scary thing.

It's a pity that she can't speak now, let alone say anything directly as Qin Xin.

Perhaps, she needs to find an opportunity to remind her tactfully not to let the little monster be confused by the food. The word-of-mouth will be smashed by that time, and it will not be easy to turn over.

Qin Xin suddenly felt that she was thinking a little far away. This was just the beginning, and she actually thought about the future.

Something is wrong with her.

She is a cat now, why bother?

Yeah, why should she worry about this?

"Qin Xiaomao, you worked hard today. Let's eat this for you." Jian Yi took out the hungry ghost that he had caught before. Now it is a gray ball. This is the biggest increase for her. Some feelings of satiety are different for Qin kittens.

Counting it down, it’s more cost-effective to feed Qin kittens than to feed her.

Qin Xin's eyes were still a bit complicated. She could see the salivation in the little monster's eyes. It was obvious that she wanted to eat it herself, but she left it to her.

The little monster is a bit greedy, and he often hugs her with all kinds of bangs and bangs. But when he treated her, he was sincere.

She remembered this friendship, let Aunt Zhang make more food for the little monster tomorrow.

The other party is also greedy for this small problem, and she has some small money for the time being, it's okay to get some food for the little monster.

Didn't Jian Yi know that her cat thought so much in a short time, and sent the small gray ball to Qin Mao's mouth.

This time Qin Xin was not polite and swallowed.

After swallowing, she especially wanted to sleep.

With the previous experience, she didn't panic at all.

"You really are not an ordinary cat. Your body really needs these things." Jane said thoughtfully, "In order for you to awaken your blood earlier, I will do more private work."

"Even if some are at a loss, as long as they can catch the evil spirits, they will accept them. Anyway, I have a lot of money now, and I won’t die for the time being. Fans have tried food."

Qin Xin is very sleepy now, but after hearing Jian Yi's words clearly, his heart is a little moved.

The little monster is actually quite innocent, and it feels very cheating. If she is bad, the other party will be hurt.

Fortunately, the opponent is powerful.

But if some caring people know that she is a lie, they might try to calculate her.

They live together and they complement each other.

Qin Xin thought in a daze, don't know what to think, still rubbing Jian Yi's arm, then ran to the bed and slept.

Jian Yi followed, rubbing her face on the cat: "Qin Xiaomao, why are you so cute?"

"You actually took the initiative to rub me."

"What's the matter with being a little happy?"

"Bobobobo... I have to work hard, I have to support myself, and I have to support you."

"There are cats, I can't salt fish like before."

Qin Xin could vaguely hear this, but she was really too sleepy.

Jian Yi opened the business group and looked at whether there was any available business. Even if the cost performance was not high, as long as there were evil spirits, she would consider it.

Struggle is not just talking.

"279 night bus?"

Seeing this business, Jian Yi couldn't help but stare more.

The general content is that many people who took the 279 night bus recently did not go home after getting on the bus. The person was found in a few days, but he was still alive, but from the perspective of spirit, there was something obviously wrong with this person.

Many people were not well physically and mentally after being found back. They couldn't tell what happened to them.

Jane hurriedly sent a private message to the group owner and wanted to ask what happened to the 279 night bus, but it seemed that something was wrong.

This business hasn't been edited yet, it shouldn't be processed yet.

The business here is generally an open business, and whoever solves the credit first belongs to whoever does it.

Jian Yi: Host, I want to know the business of the next 279 night bus.

A true teacher: The 279 night bus took the Songyun Road line, with a long suburban road in the middle. There has been no problem before. This problem only appeared more than half a month ago. After many people got in this car, they disappeared for about three days. People are not life-threatening, but after our personnel understand, these people are more or less inhaled, which makes them very weak. It is not a good thing for a person to be inhaled. This level will not lose your life, but it will reduce your life span and affect your health.

Jian Yi: It's been half a month ago, and it hasn't been resolved yet? I remember that the business that was hung up can usually be solved in a week, right? No more than half a month at most.

A true mentor: In fact, many Taoists in the group have come into contact with this business, which is very tricky. At present, everyone who accepts this business knows the way. In addition, I have sent this business to the celestial masters in various places, hoping to have more powerful Daoists come to understand the situation.

Jane: I plan to try.

I hope that there are many evil spirits, preferably the heinous kind, so she doesn't have to worry about Qin Mao's rations.

The author has something to say: thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution during 2021-06-2122:37:21~2021-06-2222:19:35~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Luoyu Qingyun; 1 bottle of Shimo;

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