Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

Qin Xin was very curious about what method Jian Yi would use to peel melon seeds. One hundred catties of melon seeds, not a small amount, a small one, is more troublesome than a walnut.

——Qin Xiaomao, come here for one.

——Qin Mao, Qin Mao, look at the camera and let my sister post it.

——Today’s Qin kitten is still so cute, with a thoughtful little face, what are you thinking about?

Qin Xin glanced at the barrage inadvertently, unexpectedly, many people were paying attention to her.

Faced with these people wanting to post with her for no reason, she certainly ignored them.

Tolerating little monsters and babbling her at every turn is already the bottom line, and it is impossible to allow others to do so.

If the little monster hadn't helped her a lot, she would never tolerate this happening!

——Qin Xiaomao is still as cold as ever, but I love it so much.

——Maomao, post it.

-Licking the screen!

——Even if Qin Xiaomao does not respond to me, I still love it.

——Sucking cats across the screen is also very happy.

——As long as Qin Mao is in one day, this live broadcast room is my home.

Jian Yi got a bag of melon seeds on the table and prepared to perform. He scanned the barrage and found that everyone didn't expect her to peel melon seeds, but instead sent all kinds of idiot-like barrage to Qin Mao.

Jane is in deep self-doubt, and is considering whether her live broadcast route is positioned wrong?

Actually, should she be a cat blogger?

Jian Yi's small eyes fell on the cat next to him, and Qin Xin was seen by her making the cat's hair stand up.

The little monster's eyes are wrong, what weird thing is thinking?

Jian Yi thought about one thing last night. She occasionally takes some irregular orders, and there may be really no way to broadcast it every day.

In fact, many bloggers do not necessarily host every day. They will post interesting videos on a regular basis. She also plans to do so.

It's just that in the early stage, she still hopes to show her abilities live, so as not to be questioned that her videos are edited, not that she is really so powerful.

She planned to do it later. Isn't there a variety of unboxing videos now? You have to be famous before all kinds of businesses come to her.

In the morning, she also received a few private messages, all of which were sent by some fans, saying that they wanted to send her something and let her perform live.

Jian Yi discovered that the fans in the live broadcast did not urge her to peel the seeds. She did not expect her limelight would be robbed by a cat.

"Qin Xiaomao, you can be patient. Sitting there, you can't speak, and you don't shake your face. As a result, a bunch of people look at you." Jian Yi put his palm on the cat's head, "Steal my limelight."

——Anchor, let go of that cat and let me come!

——To be honest, I want to be that hand.

——Who doesn't want to?

——Hurry up and let go of your paws, otherwise I'm not welcome. Be careful. I will send you a cart of durians and let you perform the peeling of durians with bare hands.

With so many barrage, what Jane pays most attention to is the one who sent a cart of durians.

"The friend who sent a cart of durians, please leave your contact information in a private message, and send the durians as soon as possible, and I will show you with my bare hands." Although she knows that the other party is guilty, she still has a little bit of anticipation, Wan One, did the other party really send it?

——The one upstairs, the anchor is fighting, please come out quickly, don't be persuaded.

——How can one car be enough? You can also say two cars. You can't make her so arrogant.

——Brother who wants to send durian, are you still there?

Jian Yi saw the live broadcast and was happy and in a good mood. He grabbed a handful of melon seeds in his hand: "Yesterday, I said that I will challenge a hundred catties of melon seeds today. Let's start now."

——I want to see how you peel melon seeds, melon seeds are different from walnuts.

——Walnuts are big, and ordinary people can crush two or three. The melon seeds are different. They are small and thin, but they can't be peeled easily with brute force.

——Peeling melon seeds does not require any strength. I can’t bear too many melon seeds, too small, one hundred kilograms. I think it’s impossible to peel them before zero.

Qin Xin also sat and thought about various well-founded analyses in the live broadcast room. Yes, the seeds themselves are easy to peel. They can’t bear to be too small. If you peel them bit by bit, it’s impossible to peel a hundred catties in a few hours.

This time, what method does the little monster use?

Qin Xin was very curious that her action caused fans in the live broadcast room to lick the screen again.

——Yiyi, let's do it, Qin Xiaomao is curious.

——Even if you don’t think about us, do you have the heart to let Qin Mao wait for a long time?

Jian Yi suddenly felt that Qin Xiaomao was the key to keeping these fans. She seemed to be marginalized.

According to her experience on the Internet, those who watched the live broadcast should be more concerned about the looks of a masked anchor and her good skills.

However, everyone didn't care about her appearance at all, and even the skills she knew could not match Qin Mao's cold glance.

Obviously so cold, everyone wants to post with Qin Mao.

Actually, she also thought.

Um, cats are cute in the first place.

She can't match the status of a cat. Isn't that normal?

Jane: "I want to peel melon seeds."

——Hahaha, hurry up to watch the anchor peeling melon seeds, don't let our anchor be left out because of watching cats, and don't show us cats for fear of her being angry.

——Yeah, host, let's do it, watch it.

——The screen is so big, you can definitely see it.

——Look at it together, watching you peel melon seeds, you can also see Qin Mao.

Jane is speechless, so she still wants to see cats more, doesn't she?

Qin Xin glanced at the barrage floating on the computer, moved to the position of Jian Yi's arm, and then turned around, facing away from the camera.

It's time for the little monster to perform, and she is a little overwhelming.

——Oh, my god, what does Qin Xiaomao mean?

——It means let us not watch cats, but watch the anchor peel melon seeds?

——Well, why not belong to my family.

——Did anyone organize a group to steal the cat?

——I, I, I join.

--I also……

Qin Xin couldn't see the barrage, and obviously didn't know that she turned her back to the camera, leaving a cold back to the fans in the live broadcast room, but it was even more attractive.

Jane touched the cat's back: "The fur is so soft."

—— Come here, I promise not to kill you.

——Too much beating.

Jane was happy, and she rubbed the cat's face with her chin, and the corners of her mouth showed a provocative arc.

——To die of anger, to die of anger, this anchor is too unscrupulous.

——Drag it out to fight, it's too bad.

--How can you do this?

——Anchor, you can’t finish peeling a hundred catties of melon seeds tonight, please send Qin Kitty over.

——Yes, yes, hurry up and peel your seeds.

Only then did Jane grab the seeds again: "Okay, I'm going to start acting."

Qin Xin was also very curious. She moved her position, leaving only one side for the camera, her eyes on Jian Yi's hand.

——Qin Xiaomao is so serious.

——I heard that cats are more curious, she will definitely be serious.

——Qin Xiaomao is really human.

——Actually, cats and dogs are very smart, and if they are well-trained, it is normal to understand humans.

——Yes, my dog ​​will help me get the courier and open the door.

"In fact, peeling melon seeds is very simple." Jane held a handful of melon seeds in both hands, "You look like this, holding a handful of melon seeds in both hands, and started rubbing hard..."

——I'm afraid you're calling me?

——I feel that IQ has been insulted.

——I have read books, don’t lie to me, you can peel melon seeds with just one rub, it’s impossible!

Jian Yi: "Continue to rub, gently rub, the force is even, and not too much force, otherwise it will hurt the seeds."

"Have you seen it, the shell of the melon seeds is gradually falling off."

Jane's voice caused a short pause in the barrage. Everyone stared at her hands and saw that many of the shells were falling off.

——No, this is not true.

——Anchor, open your hands to show me.

——It seems that a lot of melon seed shells have fallen off. The anchor will not really separate the melon seed kernels from the melon seed shells like this?

——It sounds like a fantasy.

Jane spread her hands, and most of the melon seeds are left inside, with a small amount of melon seed shells mixed in it.

She blew into her spread hands, the melon seed shell was blown down, and it was completely clean.

——I think it is unscientific.

——I may not have read a book.

--is this real?

——Can peel melon seeds so quickly?

——If the anchor hadn't moved the camera the whole time, I might think she was a lie.

Jian Yi handed the melon seeds to the lens, letting the people watch it carefully.

For almost a minute, she stuffed melon seeds into her mouth.

——I still had some doubts just now. I thought the anchor might have done tricks, but now she stuffed her mouth, it should be fine.

——No, peeling melon seeds is so easy?

——Qin Xiaomao was dumbfounded.

Jian Yi clapped her hands and ate the seeds a few times: "If you have any doubts, welcome to come to me with the seeds, 100 catties."

——The anchor is serious.

——Don't forget, she knows how to do it. Maybe it's the precise and skillful use of other people's power to do it.

——Fictionalized again.

Jane: "Then I will continue, welcome to fight fakes."

She was not joking, and hoped that everyone could carry a hundred catties of melon seeds to fight against her.

Come three or five every day to open her path to fortune.

Gee, think about it, it seems really good.

When there is no live broadcast, she feels that she is going to starve to death every day.

After the live broadcast, she felt that she could get food everywhere.

——The person who questioned just now, go to private messaging, fight fakes, and go with a hundred catties of melon seeds! I'm with you!

——Yeah, yeah, hurry up.

——I think the anchor looks like that, and I want someone to fight fakes.

Jian Yi ignored the barrage, she was still a little disappointed, that the lever did not show up yesterday.

I really hope that Kong Jing will come to match her, the best one can come to her with a hundred catties of melon seeds.

Qin Xin shook her claws and shook the melon seed shells down. She could see clearly the look in the little monster's expectant eyes.

She remembered something and jumped off the table.

Jian Yi: "Qin Mao, why are you going?"

Qin Xin looked back at Jian Yi, gave her a look, then ran to the door, jumped up to open the door, and went out.

Jian Yi: "Qin Mao, don't touch things indiscriminately."

She didn't worry too much. Qin Xiaomao understands human nature and is not an ordinary cat, so she shouldn't cause trouble.

Jian Yi continued to rub the seeds, and the fans in the live broadcast room looked at the undamaged seeds again and again, and they were already very indifferent.

Regarding Jian Yi eating melon seeds every time, they really ignored it.

——Anchor, where is Qin Mao?

Jane replied casually: "Go to play."

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the gift special effect on the screen, which was a big shiny spaceship.

Looking at the familiar digital id, she hurriedly said: "Thank you for the big spacecraft of the digital boss."

Jian Yi didn't know that Qin Xin's paw in the cat's body in the room was typing on the phone.

She also concluded that typing with cat's paw is inconvenient.

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