Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

"Little girl, don't go out alone at night next time."

Jane smiled and said goodbye to the enthusiastic driver, still holding five roadblockers that had been rubbed into **** in his hand. Holding it by hand is also helpless, the bag is too small to fit, there is a mobile phone key inside, and two ham sausages are stuffed.

The ham sausage was bought according to her taste, and if the red-tail cat didn't eat it, she could also eat it. She is not picky eaters, she can eat everything, of course it tastes good.

The red-tailed cat sleeping outside the window opened his eyes and sat up when he heard the movement. The door opened and familiar people appeared.

"Kitten, are you still there? I brought you ham sausage." Jian Yi sat on the sofa by the window, put five badly rubbed roadsters on the table, took the ham sausage out of the bag, and packaged it. The bag was torn open, revealing a tempting ham. She opened the window a bit and put half of the ham on the edge of the window.

"Eat it, this taste is my favorite."

The red-tailed cat had a cold face and didn't even smell it.

"Don't you like it?" Jian Yi said, "There is nothing else in the supermarket. The refrigerator is mostly snacks, and there are more seasonings than ham. If you don't want to buy you ham in the daytime, it would be better to buy some chicken to cook. If you eat too much oil and salt seasoning, you will lose hair, and you will become a bald cat. Think about how ugly a bald cat is."

The red-tailed cat glanced at the window glass subconsciously. The cat's hair inside was lush, and he let out a sigh of relief.

She has so much hair that she won't be bald.

"Are you thinking about cat birth? If you didn't sense that you have a monster, you thought you were a cat monster." Jian Yi looked at the ham sausage by the window, "I really don't eat it? Specially for you. You bought it, don’t you taste it?"

The red-tailed cat glanced at the half of ham on the side of his feet and did not move.

"I should smell it for you first."

The red-tailed cat looked at Jian Yi's hand out of the window and was shocked. Wouldn't the other party want to pick up the half of the ham and eat it?

Why are there people who are so indifferent? Still under the same roof with her.

Seeing that Jian Yi's hand was about to reach the position of the ham, the red tail cat suddenly stepped out, stepping on half of the ham, looking indifferent and disgusting.

Jian Yile broke down, and covered her mouth with a laugh: "Aren't you not eating it? Is this still protecting food?"

"I won't grab you," Jane regrets, "How could I go grab the kitten's food? That would be too bullying for the cat."

"Hurry up and eat!" Jian Yi urged, "Are you stepping on and not eating, playing? You are not a cat demon, you can understand me from the reaction just now?"

The red-tailed cat had a bad expression, and looked disgusted by the half of the ham that was trampled on by its little furry feet.

eat?

I've been stepped on by my feet, can I still eat?

The person inside is really indifferent and doesn't like to be clean. How could she sign a contract with such a tenant and promise to move in?

Throw the ham by the window and let her eat it, don't you know how to put a clean plate or bowl?

She even reminded her to eat the ham sausage that was trampled on by her feet, and she couldn't bear it.

"Are you thinking about the cat giving birth again?"

"Why don't you think about it while eating? You don't seem to like this. I will eat the rest. I will buy you some cat food when I receive the bonus, provided that you are still here. Then choose a flavor I like, if so If you are not here, I can still eat so that it won’t be wasted.”

The red-tail cat couldn't look directly at what Jian Yi said. Not only did he eat the ham sausage he bought for her, but also her cat food? Why would she know such a person.

Sure enough, knowing people, knowing the face and not knowing the heart.

Seeing that she was a clean and refreshing little girl, she had such a hobby.

Although Jian Yi can read some red-tailed cats' expressions, she has no mind-reading skills and can't know what the other party is thinking.

She ate the remaining half of the ham, then took out another ham, tore off the package and ate it: "I'm so hungry, I knew I should ask the merchant to send more food. My appetite, There is no way to touch the food in the refrigerator. If you accidentally empty the refrigerator, you must not scare the landlord lady. This place is comfortable, and I really don’t want to change it."

Jian Yi stared at the ham sausage under the furry feet of the red-tail cat. The red-tail cat was seen as bad for the whole cat, so he simply pushed the ham sausage down with one foot.

"Hey, kitten, you are wasting food!" Jian Yi stared, "Do you know how many stray cats can only pick up trash to eat? You actually pushed down the good ham, you are really here? I don’t know the good fortune in Fuzhong. Today, I’m going to talk about you, a cat wasting food."

A sneer crossed the corner of the red-tailed cat's mouth, of course, from the look of her cat, there was no way to tell that she was sneer. But Jian Yi could still see that the other party was proud of pushing the half of the ham down.

She was a little angry, bulging her cheeks: "Next time you are hungry and croaking, I will not buy you ham sausages, and there is no cat food. At first glance, you have never been hungry. I don’t know how uncomfortable it is to be hungry. . When will I know it’s wrong, and when will I buy it for you."

The red-tailed cat sat there coldly, looking like you would make Jane very angry.

"You little cat is so annoying."

The red-tailed cat wagged its tail and glanced under the window. It was even more proud to see that the ham sausage had been covered with a thick layer of dust. This guy who doesn't like cleanliness actually wants her to eat the ham sausage that she has stepped on.

Um?

The red-tailed cat suddenly found Jian Yi walking out of the room, thinking that the other party was really angry because of half a ham?

She is now a cat, a small animal, will humans be angry with small animals?

After a while, she heard the movement again and realized that Jane had actually walked outside the window. She had a bad premonition in her heart, and she saw Jane actually pick up the half of the ham.

The red-tailed cat's expression is hard to say, can it still be eaten, right?

Jian Yi looked at the ham sausage wrapped in ash, and planned to take it in and wash it for other wild cats to eat. She has not forgotten that she is currently living in the human world and cannot eat dirty things indiscriminately. But she was hungry for a long time, and she couldn't just watch the food fall on the ground. After a while, there is no problem with washing the wild cats who rummaged in the trash can outside.

The Red Tail Cat couldn't stand someone picking up something on the ground in front of her to eat. With a kick on his hind leg, he quickly rushed towards Jane. However, when she ran to a certain range, there was no way to go further, and she could only return to the window in annoyance.

If the guy inside dared to eat the half of ham in front of her, she would tell him to leave tomorrow.

Jian Yi didn't go back to the room, she washed the ham and came out again, came to the red tail cat's side, and grabbed her.

"Take you to see how wild cats like this ham sausage." Jian Yi rua the cat, and the hand feels really good. "Look, I'm not angry with you anymore. I know you are a rich cat. Compare Be careful. Next time I give you food, I will ask you if you want to eat it. You are also human. If you don’t eat it, just shake your head and I won’t give it to you."

The Red Tail Cat was in a better mood, but she was very uncomfortable being carried.

"It's very dirty outside. Get your little feet dirty. I will hold you out to see the wild cat." Of course, she also wants to take the opportunity to slap the cat, and even want to shave the cat's hair bald. Kitty or something is so cute, even if the other party is arrogant and particular.

"I'm also wrong tonight. I didn't ask what you like to eat? After all, you are not an ordinary cat. How can you eat anything, right?" Jane admitted the mistake, diverted the red-tailed cat's attention, and slapped him more. Two clicks.

Being exaggerated, the red-tailed cat is less struggling.

Jian Yi hugged the cat around outside, sniffing the wild cat's breath, and quickly found the other's presence. The wild cat is a black cat with a little dirty body. Out of instinct, after hearing the signal from Jane, it lay on the ground motionless in fear, until Jane put some ham in front of it.

"Eat quickly."

She actually found ham sausage in the refrigerator just now, but she hadn't found it before, so she took out one more.

Well, I should buy some food and put it in the refrigerator another day. I can’t always take things from the landlord’s lady.

The wild cat found that Jian Yi really didn't want to treat him, sniffed the ham, and ate with joy.

"Look, people like it so much. This is the status quo of wild cats. You still don't cherish it."

The red-tailed cat was carried by Jian Yi with a cold face. She was not a real cat.

Seeing the dirty black cat, she still felt a little flustered in her heart. If she really becomes a cat, will she wander outside, dig through the trash can, and grab food from other wild cats?

"Scared, right?" Jian Yi thought that the education tonight was a success, so he hugged the cat and put the red-tailed cat back on the window sill.

"It's very cruel outside. Did you sneak out because you were too bad-tempered and fussy, so you planned to run away? Now you know that the cats outside are difficult, right? Go back to your **** shovel officer and let you go. Here, I am afraid that you will not find a way. You are human and you should be able to follow this position to go home."

Jane returned to the room and touched her stomach: "Sure enough, she's still hungry."

"In three days, you will be able to receive your bonus in three days, and you will be able to have a full meal at that time."

She looked at the five roadblockers on the table and couldn't help swallowing her saliva. After three days, not only could she receive the bonus, but she could also swallow the five. This was more than a meal.

"Kitten, good night, go to bed."

Jane didn't draw the curtains, and greeted the red-tailed cat after washing up and slept on the bed.

The red-tailed cat sat by the window in thought, not at all sleepy. After a while, she looked at herself on the glass window, a little worried about the morning.

Can she change back?

I always found something wrong before, because I turned into a cat at night? Why does she have no memory?

Thinking of the dirty stray black cat, she was full of strays grabbing food, and the whole cat was not good.