Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

"Ahhhhh..."

"Help!"

"Boss, so fast!"

"Boss, can you slow down?"

"Ouuuuu, **** it, it's scary, I feel like I'm going to fall."

"Mom, I want to go home, it's so scary."

"Boss, this is made of paper, it will break."

The little couple sat in the paper bus, swaying from side to side with Jian Yi's speed, as if they were about to fall at any time.

They were all mentally prepared, but when they really experienced this, they still shouted out in fear.

This is obviously a paper car, why does the boss drive so fast?

Unbearable!

Especially when the wind blows in outside, it feels like they are going to be swept away. The boss is not afraid to wait to turn around and find that they are no longer in the car?

Jane: "No, I have to hurry back to eat."

"If it's late to go back, it's gone."

"It won't fall, you guys hold on." Jian Yi looked back and held hands. The other hand was at a loss to grasp the young couple on the thin seat back in the car, and carefully observed their expressions. A little bit of whitening, other things don't seem to be a big problem, don't worry.

"You two are very courageous." Jane praised.

Boy: "No, I'm not so courageous."

"Me too, so am I, I'm timid, can the boss slow down a little bit?" the girl said quickly.

Jane: "It's just right. If you are courageous, you can exercise your courage. There are not many opportunities like this. Do you want to carefully observe the style of this car and get a good taste of the ride? Don't you still have mobile phones? Keep this experience Coming down, as a part of your emotional sublimation, this is a rare experience in life and very precious."

The little couple shook their heads quickly, indicating that they didn't want to experience such a thing at all, and if they could, they chose to forget.

Obviously Jane didn't have this plan, and continued to urge her strength, and floated out with a paper bus. If you look at it with the naked eye, you will only feel that a rainbow is passing by, and you can't see exactly what you just passed by.

In fact, Jian Yi has divided a part of the power to protect them, but there is not so much. This little couple seems to like exciting games, so she can help them for free.

Let them experience what a happy crazy hearse is.

Falling in love is to be exciting and happy. That's what is called falling in love. It's too dull. It's called an old wife and old wife. It doesn't mean anything. There will be no exciting memories when you grow old in the future.

The young couple didn't know what Jane was thinking, if they knew they would definitely be wronged.

They like excitement, but it's definitely not the excitement of crazy hearse.

Jian Yi's speed was getting faster and faster, and she felt extremely happy with the horror of the young couple's constant "ahhhhh" behind her. Had it not been for her, this little couple would never have experienced such exciting and happy things in their lives.

"You can take pictures and leave a souvenir, you will surely smile when you open it in the future." Jane reminded me kindly.

The little couple didn't hold back their eyes and shook their heads frantically. There is no need to take pictures. The two are as embarrassed as they are now.

Boy: The first time I saw my girlfriend's makeup disappeared, her face was as white as a ghost, her hair was as messy as a chicken coop, and when she was screaming, she kept rolling her eyes. Even so, he still thought it was a little cute.

It seems that they are true love, she is the only one in this life.

Girl: This guy is usually very handsome. He often goes to the gym. He still shows his courage in front of her and says he wants to protect her. Unexpectedly, he is as scared as a chicken now. His face is pale and his hair is messy. Seriously. Yes, and a little bit of arousing desire for protection, very cute.

She didn't want to get rid of being so ugly, it seemed that she wasn't completely after this face.

The young couple thought at the same time, let's forget about taking pictures.

Such embarrassed appearance, staying behind is a nightmare.

After such an encounter, they realized that they were not so scared, and gradually let go of their hands and sat in the car properly. They carefully realized that the speed was indeed very fast, as if they were about to be shaken out at any time, but every time they felt like this, there was an invisible force that pulled them back.

The two looked at each other, and instantly understood that the boss still cared about them, and didn't really care about them.

Jian Yi found that the two stopped screaming: "I said that if you exercise your courage, you will have more courage. Let's believe it now."

The little couple shook their heads quickly, expressing their disbelief.

They are not afraid anymore. It is not because they knew that the boss was protecting. The two wanted to clean up their appearances, but the boss had protected them from falling out, but did not protect their hair from being messy, and there was no guarantee that the wind would not blow. , And finally can only give up.

Jane drove the car to float in the mountain for twenty minutes, and then came outside. It was not like there were no people in the mountain. Her speed was faster, and human eyes could not see what was going on.

She originally wanted to find a platform to take the bus back, but later thought that it would be the morning peak in a while, and she might not be able to go back for dinner.

"I'll just drive back to my neighborhood, and you will take a taxi to go back by yourself, how about? Where are you going back?"

"Back to school." The girl said, "It's in the downtown area of ​​Vinh City."

Jane: "Then it's okay. It's easy to take a taxi near my house."

The young couple found that Jane's speed was getting faster and faster, and they were really worried that such a fast speed would make this paper car burn.

Fortunately, in the end, Jian Yi steadily stopped the car in a blind spot, there was no one around, and there was no camera.

After the three of them got out of the car, the little couple looked back at the car, only to find that it was burning. Only after burning, there was no ashes at all, and it was almost instantaneous to finish burning.

"I'm home." Jian Yi said to the two of them. "You also go back. Don't just talk to others about what happened in the past two days. The main reason is that you are afraid of causing trouble for yourself."

Jane thought for a while and drew out a business card of her own from her bag: "This is my business card. If you encounter any unbreakable supernatural event, you can call the phone above, or add my friends, and add friends. You can see the quotation."

Now that the two knew about the supernatural event, she was not interested in erasing each other's memory.

In this country, ordinary people are allowed to know these things. Once the other party knows, there is no need to stop it.

However, practitioners will not casually expose this to ordinary people.

Both of them knew it, and if something similar happened again in the future, it would be nice to find her. No matter how small a mosquito is, it is meat, and she will not miss the opportunity to make money.

The little couple hurriedly added Jian Yi's friend, watched her pass, and then looked at the surrounding environment. They didn't expect this to be a villa area. That's right, this is a big man, is it weird to live here?

Jane wanted to cry if she knew what they were thinking.

Although she is a big boss, she really doesn't have enough to eat, and she has to save money on renting a house to buy food for herself. To herself, she can't bear to buy such a good house to live in.

"Then I'll leave, and it's almost time for dinner."

The little couple quickly thanked, and watched Jian Yi walk in one direction.

They took a look at the place where the car disappeared, and quickly ordered the car to go back to school.

Boy: "It's actually a bit exciting."

Girl: "Excitement is excitement, I just don't want to experience it anymore."

Boy: "Is there any inspiration this time?"

Girl: "There is a lot of inspiration, and I feel that I can write multiple scripts. As far as Ding Dao and Ms. Bai Ying matter, I can adapt countless versions of love and hatred."

Boy: "My brain fills up a lot of scenes of big guys fighting. Do you remember the scene of big guy Jane spitting out evil spirits? It's really exciting. I immediately thought of her actions to swallow those evil spirits, so handsome NS."

The two waited for the car and chatted quietly.

"Miss Qin, morning."

Jian Yi walked into the living room, and Qin Xin had just come down from the upper floor, feeling a coincidence.

Qin Xin didn't think it was a coincidence. She only came downstairs when she watched Jian Yi walk through the gate.

Qin Xin looked at Jian Yi carefully. The clothes were not damaged and very clean. There were no stains on the white shoes, and his face was even more ruddy than when he left yesterday.

It feels not to catch monsters, but to replenish energy.

She felt a little relieved, saying that she didn't encounter any danger yesterday.

After they washed their hands and sat at the dining table, Qin Xin asked about Jian Yi's experience.

Jian Yi was happy to share that, except for the matter of swallowing the ghost king's inventory, the rest was roughly adapted to Qin Xin. The main purpose is to conceal his true identity so as not to frighten Qin Xin.

Even if the other party finds out in the future, there must be some time too much, right?

"So Bai Ying can only lose her soul forever?" Qin Xin felt sympathy after hearing what happened to Bai Ying.

Modern people have a certain understanding of the past era, knowing that it was not easy to live at that time, especially for women.

Bai Ying's experience was truly before her eyes, she was still surprised, and she sounded a little uncomfortable.

That ghost king is really terrible.

Qin Xin paused, the little monster didn't explain where the ghost king was going. She couldn't help but glanced at Jian Yi's small bag, telling her intuitively that the ghost king should be in this small bag.

Is it for her?

Jian Yi didn't notice Qin Xin's eyes, now her eyes are full of food.

Speaking of which she didn't eat last night, it was so pitiful.

She was afraid that she had forgotten, and swallowed the ghost king inventory last night.

"I found it in the ghost king's yin spirit body, and it was digested a long time ago. There is no other way. The soul is no better than others. If you don't take a little soul from the ghost king, you can make up for her soul."

Qin Xin: "It's a pity."

"It's a pity, Bai Ying is very beautiful and innocent." Jian Yi remembered the scene where Ding Shuang took Bai Ying. "But with Dao Ding, she will be well taken care of."

Qin Xin took two bites and said he wanted to go back to the room.

After eating twice, Jian Yi went back to the room and found the ghost king who was twisted into a ball. Qin Cat would be very happy, right?

Qin Xiaomao had to give her a boobobobo.

"Master Giant Beast, will you let me go?" Lai Yuesheng's voice begged for mercy.

Jian Yi: "I forgot if you didn't speak. I have to erase your consciousness. What if you bully my Qin Xiaoxiao?"

The author has something to say: thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution during 2021-07-0523:43:21~2021-07-0623:57:57~

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