Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

Everyone has said so, what else can Jane do?

Of course, he took the jackfruit to the table and began to perform for everyone.

At the moment Jian Yi picked up the jackfruit and put it on the table, Qin Xin also jumped on the table, paying careful attention to Jian Yi's movements, leaving fans in the live broadcast room with a lore. The barrage floated into a piece again, all kinds of barrage licking the screen.

Jane doesn't care about these anymore. In fact, she should have accepted her fate a long time ago. In the eyes of human beings, cats are of course the cutest. What is happier than watching a cat?

Jian Yi: "This is the jackfruit sent to me by the digital boss," when she said this, Jian Yi moved aside, "there are jackfruits sent by the digital boss at the back, and I can only say something like a big boss. , Just say send it. Before talking about clamoring to send me all kinds of little babies, why are you not moving? I'm still waiting here."

"Now I will check this jackfruit for you, or someone will say I cheated again later."

Jane held the jackfruit 360 degrees and showed it to the camera. Under the high-definition camera, everyone in the live broadcast room could see clearly.

Many people were on the other side of the screen, looking for flaws with their eyes open, and finally determined that the jackfruit had not been cracked.

——Anchor, start your performance.

——The old fans know that Yi Yi is great, there is nothing to question.

——Anchor, hurry up, peel jackfruit with bare hands. I have never seen such an arrogant person in my life.

Jane: "It's actually really easy to peel jackfruit."

Jane picked up the jackfruit with both hands. This weight is not a problem for her at all, it is very easy.

Under the attention of countless pairs of eyes in the live broadcast room, after she picked up the jackfruit, she began to shake the jackfruit crazily.

Jane: "Everyone is curious why I want to shake the jackfruit crazy?"

Seeing the doubts floating in the barrage, Jian Yi explained: "This is the first step to peeling jackfruit with bare hands. Shake the jackfruit pulp one by one inside, so that it is easier to take the pulp when you peel it off. This is crazy. Shaking the jackfruit is equivalent to giving the jackfruit a massage."

——The anchor must think that I’m a little bit cheated.

——Everyone has experienced nine years of compulsory education, so please don't talk nonsense to the anchor.

——As an old fan, although I think Yi Yi is full of nonsense, the old fan who has been beaten in the face several times decides to believe her nonsense.

——+1, others can’t do it, it doesn’t mean she can’t. Since she said it, even if it is very divorced from science and towards metaphysics, I choose to believe it.

Anyway, in the live broadcast room, the old fan said that this was outrageous, but said that she believed that Jian Yi would succeed.

And those newcomers, none of them believed in Jane's words, they all felt that she was bragging, attracting people's attention, maybe just shaking a jackfruit, it would take a lot of nonsense.

They didn't have a fan of that kind of anchor before, such as the kind of anchor who opened the stone, and they were talking nonsense the whole time, or they didn't mean to open the stone, they were completely engaging in a human mentality. But people are so curious that they have to stay and wait for the results.

Jane: "Okay, I've given jackfruit a crazy massage just now, and now I can hear the sound of the separation of flesh and blood inside, listen to..." Jane shook the jackfruit to the position of the microphone, sure enough. There are some sounds.

——I think the jackfruit is broken.

——Broken +1.

Qin Xin felt the most intuitive when sitting next to her. Only she knew that jackfruit could not be broken. All she bought was fine products. Besides, she pushed it down. It was absolutely impossible to be broken.

When it was first shaken by the little monster, the jackfruit made no sound.

Now she was shaken by her for a while, only to find a sound in the jackfruit, so the little monster did not lie, the jackfruit flesh inside may have really separated.

Jian Yi put the jackfruit on the table, and now the whole shot is Qin Xin's profile except for the hands of jackfruit and Jian Yi.

Jane: "Then, now I'm going to tear the jackfruit by hand."

Jane put both hands on the jackfruit, and the beautiful fingers contrasted sharply with the pits on the jackfruit. Those who watched all couldn't help holding their breath, looking forward to the result.

Under everyone's gaze, Jane pushed her hands to both sides, and the jackfruit skin was torn apart. Jane put his hand on the gap, and he uncovered half of the jackfruit skin, revealing light yellow flesh.

The people in the live room couldn't believe it, it was true?

Because Jane controlled the force and did not destroy the core of the jackfruit, the mucus inside did not leak out, so it was naturally not sticky.

Even if it really leaked out, she covered a layer of strength on her hands, and she was not afraid of being stuck.

"Well, peeling jackfruit is as simple as that. Have you learned it?"

——Study is abandoned.

-School is abolished, school is abolished.

——As an old fan, suddenly a little proud, knowing that Yiyi can definitely do it.

——Damn it, pretended to her again.

Jane glanced at the barrage, stuffed the jackfruit pulp into her mouth, and put the core aside after eating. Nuclear is edible. It is good to eat steamed or fried, and nothing is wasted.

The barrage was discussing in the live broadcast room, and Jian Yi was able to peel jackfruit with bare hands, which shocked the whole family.

Of course, some people are also questioning that jackfruit must have a problem, and it must be done early in the morning.

On the other side, those who believed in Jian Yi questioned these skeptical people and asked them how jackfruit should be manipulated to achieve the effect of Jian Yi's live broadcast just now.

They have also seen a lot of anchors peeling jackfruit, it is too hard to peel, it is absolutely impossible to achieve such an effect.

The other party began to argue that the jackfruit is fake, and now there are all kinds of fakes on the Internet.

Those who support Jane say that she is eating, can this be fake?

Jane Yi watched the live broadcast and was so noisy, and said: "People who questioned me, the same sentence, you click on my homepage, and there is contact information on it. Come to contact me, but I have to bring a hundred jackfruits, I personally It’s free for you to show."

——Hurry up, contact the anchor, and remember to bring a hundred jackfruits!

——Juvenile, the anchor has picked up, so I can’t persuade you, hurry up, I support you.

These people are so loud that they are too lazy to talk to people with brain problems. They won't believe this kind of fake anchors.

But now they can't deviate the live broadcast room.

Qin Xin saw that the situation was almost the same, and continued to push jackfruit to Jian Yi.

The next situation is almost the same, Jane keeps peeling the jackfruit by shaking it herself. Even if she knew she could, the people in the live broadcast room looked very nervous every time, and felt a sense of satisfaction when they peeled it off, as if they had cured their obsessive-compulsive disorder for many years.

Jane ate while peeling. No one noticed this problem for the time being. They were all immersed in the thought that jackfruit could be peeled like this.

At 11:30, the live broadcast ended.

Jian Yi cleaned up all the rubbish. Under Qin Xin's speechless eyes, she jumped out of the window carrying a lot of rubbish, and then turned around and said to her: "I'll throw a **** and come back."

Qin Xin sat coldly on the window sill, watching Jian Yi disappear into the dark, throwing a piece of garbage, is it so sneaky?

If it weren't for the fear of losing her horse and the club will die, she would really like to remind the little monster that it doesn't matter if you throw the trash and walk through the front door, she won't say anything.

There is no need to pretend to be gentle when eating, she can imagine that the other party has a big mouth, eating will definitely not be too gentle, it is probably gobbled up.

Everyone is not human, and she can still tolerate this small shortcoming.

No need, really no need.

Jane went back and forth several times, threw away all the trash that was thrown away, and cleaned up the house. Except for the remaining jackfruit, which was a bit out of place, the other places were very tidy.

Jane wanted to hold the cat and touch it, but remembered that there must be all kinds of unclean things on his body after a busy night, so he didn't hold it.

Before taking a bath, he took a look at Qin's paws: "After I take a bath, will I wash your paws?"

"By the way, can you wash it yourself? You are a conscious and educated cat. You should be able to do this little thing yourself?"

Qin Xin felt outrageous. Is this raising a cat? What can I do to wash my cat's paws?

Jian Yi took Qin kitten to the sink in the bathroom and taught her how to turn on the faucet: "Wash it yourself."

Qin Xin: "..."

Keeping a cat if you are so inconscientious?

When Qin Xin was frantically complaining in his heart, he found that Jian Yi had already taken a bath over there. She glanced subconsciously, through the glass, it was too foggy to see clearly, but she could vaguely see a figure.

There was also Jane's voice, all kinds of out-of-tune tunes.

Qin Xin resignedly stretched out the cat's paw to open the faucet, washed the two front paws, and habitually wiped some soap. Feeling clean, she still stood on the sink and didn't mean to jump off.

The paws have been washed clean, and they have not been wiped dry, so they must not jump to the ground.

She has to wait for the little monster to come out, blow her paws with a hair dryer, and then go down after drying, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable.

When Jian Yi came out, she saw Qin Xiaoxiao sitting on the sink looking at her.

"Eh, have you washed it?" Jane wrapped in a bath towel, ignoring her wet hair, so she rubbed the cat's face, "I read you right, you really are a cat who can only do it."

Qin Xin felt like she was rubbed with the washing water, a little disgusted, but didn't push it away, anyway, she couldn't push it away, she still knew a little bit about the temperament of the little monster.

Qin Xin stretched out his paw and handed it to Jian Yi. Jian Yi instantly understood what the other party meant: "Oh, do you want to blow dry?"

Qin Xin nodded coldly, and didn't hurry up. Does this look like a cat owner? Wash your paws by yourself.

Jane took the cat to the sofa, wiped his paws with a special towel, and then took out a hair dryer to blow his paws: "Actually, you are not an ordinary cat. You can do this kind of small things like paw blowing."

Qin Xin lay on the sidelines unmoved, washing his paws by himself was already the bottom line.

Jane agreed to blow dry the cat's paws, and then blew her own hair.

While lying on the bed alone, Jane took out the ball made by the king of ghosts. She put the kitten on her arm and slapped the cat’s face like a little wife: "Let me bring you What's back?"

"Happy?"

Qin Xin was indeed a little happy, even if she was forced to sleep in the arms of the little monster, she would endure it.

She can feel the energy contained in this ball is so much, she doesn't know if she can awaken her blood after swallowing it.

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