Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

Qin Xin couldn't help being amused by the sound of splashing water and the little monster humming out of tune from the kitchen.

The little monster seems to be in a good mood.

Jian Yi went back to the room, and Qin Xin followed.

"You're very good." Jian Yi touched the cat's head, "I won't go out for waves today, let's take some videos, and shoot all the videos that will be released later, so I can be lazy."

Qin Xin: "..."

I just started to have a meal, now I'm going to be lazy, the little monster is a little floating.

"I decided to broadcast it three times a week, and release the video at other times when it is not live." Jian Yi moved all the tools out and placed them, planning to focus on shooting the same items brought by the merchant every time. Trying to figure out an excellent script to prevent fans from acting, unknowingly, I was attracted by these cats' daily necessities.

"Play for a while by yourself. I will ponder over the script and see how to shoot." Jian Yi sat at the desk thinking, putting her finger on the keyboard.

She has also recently checked the videos of other cat bloggers. The kitten in her house is just an ordinary kitten, and she can also shoot interesting and fun, as if the cat is a script of a person.

It doesn't make sense that Qin Kitty, her family, is so smart, and the effect of shooting is worse than those of ordinary cats, right?

She needs editing and countless rehearsals. She has an innate advantage here, so she doesn’t need to rehearse at all, as long as she communicates with Qin Maozi seriously.

Qin Xin couldn't help feeling depressed. The little monster probably wouldn't talk to herself secretly, because she was busy with things now. After so many days of contact, she still knows a little bit about the character of the little monster.

"Don't shoot for now, wait for me to think about it, you can go and play if you want." Jian Yi turned back and Qin Xin was lying on the cat climbing frame.

Qin Xin's lying in this place is purely because he feels that the location is good, high, and he can see where the little monster is at a glance. The quality of the cat climbing frame is good, and the platform above is very spacious and comfortable to lie on.

Now she does not resist the fact that she is a cat at all, but accepts it well.

Jian Yi saw that Qin Xiaomao didn't mean to go out to play, and occasionally would say something to the other party when thinking of wonderful places.

"Kitten, I have one more thought, can you swim?"

Qin Xin paused, of course she can swim.

She doesn't use the outside swimming pool very much, but she will take a swim if she is interested. In fact, she dislikes the trouble and changes the water every time she uses it. The cost is not a problem, she can still afford it.

So Qin Xin nodded to Jian Yi, saying that she can swim, and she also wanted to see what new ideas the little monster had.

"You really can?" Jian Yi was still a little surprised, after all, in people's impression, kittens are more afraid of water.

Then I thought about it, Qin Xiaomao is not an ordinary kitten. She can't always have traditional stereotypes. She has to recognize the fact that Qin Xiaomao is different.

"But this matter has to be discussed with the landlord."

Qin Xin listened with pointed ears, could it be that he was discussing the use of the swimming pool? This doesn't need to be discussed, she doesn't usually use it, so the little monster can use it as much as she wants, and she will cooperate with it when the time comes.

Speaking of which little monsters are really good to her, a ghost king told her to eat as soon as they were eaten, obviously this thing should also be very good for the other party.

How can ordinary money be compared with the power of a ghost king?

"Wait when I ask the landlord. Actually, I want you to cooperate in shooting a swimming video, so that the majority of netizens can open their eyes and watch. You are not only a cat who can read a book, but also swim." Jian Yiman Said the face proudly.

Qin Xin thought it was funny, but there was some pride unconsciously in his heart.

But having said that, the little monster is still doing his best for Chafan, just don't know what kind of advertisement the other party will put into this video.

"One of the merchants negotiated yesterday asked me to help sell cat towels." Jian Yi's answer answered Qin Xin's inner doubts, "If the landlord agrees, we can go to shoot a video of your swimming. To When the time is over, you can wipe your body with a towel from the merchant. This advertisement should be implanted, and there should be no problem."

Qin Xin couldn't help but praise, that this advertisement was really fine.

It would be a bit common for a person to shoot this kind of advertisement, but she turns into a cat swimming, which is a very strange thing for fans. She hasn't filmed yet, and she thinks this advertisement will be very successful just by planning to this point.

Jian Yi didn't speak any more, her fingers quickly fell on the keyboard, crackling typing, and the very rhythmic keyboard sound made Qin Xin a little drowsy.

After a few minutes, Jian Yi's voice sounded again: "If the landlord doesn't agree, let's use another plan. Take a video of you taking a bath. It feels that the effect is okay, although it is not as shocking as swimming."

Qin Xin: "..."

She thinks swimming is good.

Take a shower under the camera, refuse!

"Okay, it's so decided. I'll talk to the landlord about this when I'm waiting for dinner." Speaking of Qin Xin, Jian Yi is now empty of mind and no longer wants to work, and can't help but guess Qin Xin Is it a crush on her?

"Kitten, do you think the landlord is interesting to me?"

Qin Xin:? ? ?

Why does the little monster think this way, and how does the information error occur in the middle?

"My mother said that the landlord gave me so much rent reduction and let me eat and drink for nothing, which is equivalent to living here for nothing. There is no free lunch in the world. She doesn't seem to have any bad thoughts about me, not a secret crush. I can't justify it."

Qin Xin: "..."

Is it because the meal is too full, so you have time to think about it?

"Thinking about it now, my mother still has some truth in it. It's not good for no reason, don't you? You see that I treat you well and have a purpose, because you look good, you are cute, and I think rua. you."

Qin Xin couldn't refute this, because it made sense.

However, what she gave to the little monster for free was not what the other party thought. How could she do these things because of a crush on the other party. After all, they didn't know each other before, so why bother?

She prepared so much food for the little monster, not to thank the other party for helping her a lot.

If it weren't for a little monster, she wouldn't be able to gain such a powerful force, and she wouldn't even know that she had hidden bloodline.

I didn't meet the little monster, even if she knew that those two people were bad things, she probably didn't know how to resist, right?

"My mother is right. There are not many beautiful and good-hearted girls like the landlord. If the other party really wants to confess to me, I should accept it. However, I am a little worried now, in case the other party knows my true identity. , The main thing is that one really eats more, will you be scared away?"

Qin Xin: Scaring away doesn't mean scaring away. She guessed the identity of the little monster the first night. She had seen the opponent's appetite a long time ago, so she was worried about it. Besides, they are not human, so there is nothing to worry about...

Qin Xin shook her head quickly. She was taken astray by the little monster, so how could she follow these thoughts?

"The landlord is really a subtle person, I don't know when she will confess to me."

Qin Xin: I just want more.

"I still look up any interesting mountain peaks in the country, and wait for her to relax. I suddenly understand why the other party is willing to go out. She has been in the house for so many years, and now she is willing to go out because of me."

Qin Xin: "..." Little monster, please stop your cranky thinking.

"I'm really nervous, I haven't found a crush close at hand. If it weren't for my mother's reminder, I would have missed this fate, and I would disappoint a good girl."

Qin Xin: Little monster, really, enough.

She was already thinking about whether to let Aunt Zhang cook less meals at night, lest the little monsters continue to misunderstand.

However, remembering that the other person looked at the food with only a little bit of pitiful appearance, and was a little bit unbearable, I dispelled this idea.

Qin Xin found that Jian Yi had stopped speaking, and couldn't help but jump off the cat climbing frame, jump on the table to see what she was doing. Unexpectedly, Jian Yi was investigating various mountain peaks across the country, and also seriously started a travel strategy.

Such a serious appearance can only be seen when the other party is cooking.

After a while, she heard Jian Yi whisper again: "Miss the landlord has broken her own principles and has to go hiking with me. She must be a good strategy, not to let a weak human being worry about her body. She looks very physical. She looks weak, and she has to have all the medicines prepared at that time, and she must not worry too much. After all, this is likely to be my future target."

"In these days, finding someone is particularly difficult. I am still single and I have to cherish this opportunity to leave the single."

"I hope that after long-term contact, when the landlord finds that my appetite is a little different from that of ordinary people, I can accept it."

"Hey, there are so many things to consider when a man and an animal fall in love."

"In addition to accepting my appetite that is different from ordinary people, you have to let the other party accept that I am not a human being."

"My body is a bit prestigious, and it shouldn't be scary. The landlord has been making beast-related works recently, and it should be acceptable."

"Find an opportunity and try to draw a cute self-portrait for my body some other day, and slowly lead the other party to accept my appearance."

Qin Xin: You really took great pains.

However, she is still a little interested in what the little monster's body looks like.

"It doesn't matter if I don't like my body, I can always maintain my human form."

"Actually, I'm okay, the body is majestic, the figure is cute, and the mouth is sweet. The appetite is a little bit larger, but I work hard and can fully support myself."

"I can also exorcise evil spirits and avoid disasters, so I am a mascot at home."

"I have the gift of praying. Although the time is not working, it is better than nothing?"

"The only downside is that you eat more. As the saying goes, no man is perfect, no beast is perfect. Nothing is perfect."

Qin Xin's expression is hard to say. How much do you want to get out of the order? Seeing that the little monster is so anxious, he has done so many strategies, and now he is still brainwashing himself and boasting himself.

After listening for so long, Qin Xin finally understood why the little monster's eyes were so weird. It turned out that he was trying to make up for someone who had a crush on him, and he was serious.

Qin Xin decided to go back to work. Just as she was about to jump out of the window, Jian Yi's phone rang.

"Yes, I'm Jane, the one who can catch ghosts, are you?"

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