Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

"Huh? Kitten, are you here again?"

When Jane washed and returned to the room and was about to blow her hair with a hairdryer, she accidentally glanced out of the window and saw the red-tailed cat that appeared last night.

It's no different from last night, it's still so cold, if it wasn't for the other person to look at her when she greeted her, she would have thought the cat could not understand people.

Jane found the hair dryer in the cabinet, sat on the sofa, and turned on the hair dryer to blow her hair.

"Why are you here again? Don't you want to go home, or can't find the way home?" Jian Yi thinks that since this beautiful red-tailed cat is so human, he shouldn't find his way?

Most likely I don't want to go back.

"You look so swaggering and always linger outside. Are you not afraid of being hugged back and locked up?" Jian Yi reminded, "I think you look pretty good, your hair is smooth, and still faintly shiny. , The cat should be a good student. It’s really nice to meet a **** shoveling officer who treats you so well, so hurry back."

"Fortunately, it was me that you met. If you met someone else, you would have taken you back to your house a long time ago, but your **** shoveling officer may not be good to you."

Qin Xin sat indifferently by the window sill, looking at Jian Yi, who was leaning on the sofa and blowing her hair with her legs up. Hum in her heart, she suspected that if the contract did not include the prohibition on pets, this little monster would take her into the house and raise her.

Don't think she didn't feel it last night, the other party touched her several times and almost lifted her up and rubbed her face.

I really don't care about it at all!

If it wasn't for figuring out her secrets, she wouldn't be able to pay attention to the other party and let the other party move away early.

Qin Xin looked at Jian Yi's house through the glass window. Except for a large basket on the side of the sofa, the rest of the room was neat and tidy, and there was no food. She looked at the closed cabinet and suspected that Jane had hidden the food there.

However, the little monster's appetite is so large that it might have eaten it all.

"You should have no worries about eating and drinking, why do you always think about cats?" Jane asked strangely, "Why are you running away from home?"

Jian Yi thought, Qin Xin felt bad, she always felt that the other party would say some strange things.

"By the way, have you had an operation?"

Operation?

Qin Xin is confused, what kind of surgery? She has been healthy since she was a child. She looks thinner and ate very little, but there is no such thing as a cold, let alone a serious illness that requires surgery.

It is really strange to say that most children will have various physical discomforts, but in the memory, she has never been sick.

No, it's not right.

Qin Xin fell into deep thought again. If she was a human face at this time, her expression must be very complicated.

She looks like a cat now, at most people can see that she is thinking, and she can't accurately grasp the subtle changes in her face.

She didn't get sick since she was a child.

It's too unreasonable.

Does this mean that she is really a cat? But Jian Yi said that there is no evil spirit in her, she should not be a cat demon.

That is how the matter?

"Even if you want to find someone, you don't have to run out by yourself. Are you not a very particular cat? There are a lot of wild cats outside, but because they want to survive, they often go to the trash can, and there are all kinds of insects on their bodies. Some skin diseases. You are so good-looking, like a princess kitten, can you find a wild cat casually?"

Qin Xin came over to hear Jian Yi's babble, but he didn't react at first. When he understood the meaning of Jian Yi's words, he really didn't hold back and rolled his eyes.

find a partner?

Looking for wild cats outside?

This little monster is really good at brainstorming.

"By the way, nowadays shoveling officers generally neuter cats at a suitable time. Why does your shoveling officer not have this idea? Oh, I see, some shoveling officers still like their cats to give birth to kittens. cat."

Jian Yi leaned in and stared at Qin Xin outside and looked up and down several times: "After my observation, you should have never given birth to a kitten."

Qin Xin squatted quickly and blocked his stomach with two small furry forefoot: "..."

What to look at?

Because she is a cat, can she be looked at the private part of her belly casually?

It's unbearable!

Give birth to kittens? Thanks to this little monster, let alone giving birth to kittens, she won't have this weirdness in the future. She has become a normal person, and she has no feelings for children.

"Your expression is a bit fierce." Jian Yi saw it, the cat was angry, and his eyes were a little bit angry.

She touched her hair and found that it was almost dry, and put the hair dryer aside. Qin Xin staring out the window holding his chin, Qin Xin feels bad, what strange thing is the little monster thinking?

"I was wrong before. How can you look for wild cats if you are so particular, cold, picky, good-looking, and love clean kittens."

Qin Xin raised his eyebrows, with the corners of his lips curled up, but because he was a cat now, this action seemed a bit cute.

It's good to know, how could she find a wild cat as a target.

She didn't even think about finding someone, yes, she never seemed to think about it. Moreover, her family has never urged in this regard, she is in her early twenties, and she does not feel the atmosphere of urging marriage at all.

On the contrary, I often see various complaints from former classmates in the group. In order to avoid urging marriage, some of the classmates still go to study.

Those classmates who used to have a good relationship would ask her about her current situation in the small group, and they were very envious of her when she learned that her family didn't care about it.

Not only did her family not urge, they also said that she could do whatever she wanted, without being restrained by herself, even if there was no object.

"Kitten, you should run away from home to avoid the match, right?"

This is the conclusion that Jian Yi came to. It is very likely that this kitten is cold and human.

She couldn't imagine what kind of cat the other party could fancy.

She recalled various cat breeds in her mind, and found that no cat was worthy of the beautiful kitten in front of her.

Qin Xin feels that Jian Yi is really a brain patch!

She doesn't just show a few expressions, and the other party can add a lot of it by herself.

"Is it right? Am I right?" Jane asked.

Qin Xin didn't want to pay attention to Jian Yi. He thought that she talked a lot, likes to think about it, and also filled up some annoying plots with various brains.

But, she will probably come to this place every night in the future.

After a long time, maybe the little monster is enthusiastic, take a picture of her, post her picture, and let the so-called cat owner come and pick her home.

She does not have a cat owner, but her appearance is indeed very different from ordinary cats. It is inevitable that some people who like to study cats, especially those who want to pair up new breeds, will look at her. If that were the case, she would be in trouble.

It is definitely not a good thing to be watched by someone before the secrets on him are figured out.

Wanting to understand this, Qin Xin finally nodded in the face of Jian Yi's curiosity and certain affirmation. Since the other party said that she is human and it is not surprising, then she should have no problem doing some human movements.

"Oh, you finally paid attention to me." Jian Yi was a little surprised. She really wanted to open the window and hug the cat in to touch her, but she immediately dispelled the thought when she looked at the other side's furry coat.

It's okay to say outside the window, it's a bit of a violation of the landlord's contract to hold it in.

Forget it, it's good to have a look through the glass.

Moreover, the cat is very cold, and doesn't seem to like being hugged. Last night, she just took the opportunity to slap her hair, or when the other party was not paying attention.

The other party is human, so you can't treat her as a normal kitten.

"My landlord does not allow pets, so I really adopt you. However, if you are going to be hungry, I can give you some food. This should be fine." Jane said, "Right, I I chose a cat food for you, I don’t know if you like it or not."

Jian Yi hasn't forgotten about this. The cat food tastes good, and Niu An'an helped her choose it. Whether the kitten comes or not, it won't be wasted.

If the kitten is not coming, it is the same if she eats it. She is not picky eaters.

Jian Yi turned to open the cabinet, Qin Xin stared at Jian Yi's back.

When Jian Yi opened the cabinet, revealing the scene in the cabinet, Qin Xin thought that it was true that this little monster had really hidden all the food in the cabinet.

There are quite a few cabinets in this room, and it is estimated that most of them are filled with food.

Jane poured some cat food on a plate, went to the window again, and gently opened the window a bit. She originally wanted to put the plate over, but then remembered that the cat was very picky, so she picked up a piece of cat food from the plate.

"You should smell it first, so as not to waste it."

Qin Xin looked at the cat food that was handed in front of him, with a hard expression on his expression.

She is not hungry, nor does she like cat food, it smells of feed, and she can't put her mouth at all. She took two steps back, expressing that she did not want to eat.

"Don't like it?" Jian Yi put the cat food into her mouth and tasted it. "It tastes okay."

Qin Xin: "..."

Ah!

I really don't pick it.

"Really not?"

Qin Xin shook his head. There was a strange smell of cat food, and he couldn't eat it at all.

"Okay, it looks like you don't like it, so I won't give it to you to avoid waste." Jane did not reluctantly, the cat had not been beaten by the stray at first glance.

When the other party is extremely hungry, she still doesn't believe that the other party will not eat.

Keep the cat food first, she wants to see how long the cat can last.

Under Qin Xin's incredible gaze, Jian Yi swallowed the cat food on the plate.

Qin Xin was speechless, she really didn't expect a monster to be more particular.

Jian Yi slumped on the sofa again, she leaned against the window, and Qin Xin could clearly see Jian Yi's mobile phone. Jian Yi spotted Qin Xin looking at her mobile phone and handed it over.

"You cat, you look like a human."

Qin Xin: "..."

When seeing the business group, Qin Xin didn't care much. But seeing the group news sliding inside, she got serious.

She took this step right, this group is not simple, and the people in it are all celestial masters.

Isn't the little monster a monster? Why can I still get into a group of celestial teachers?

Jian Yi didn't pay attention to Qin Xin's expression, and brushed the group for a while. She didn't wait for her tempting task for the time being, and she just looked at the others.

"Let me show you those beautiful cats on the Internet, they are cute and cute."

Then Qin Xin was forced to watch countless beautiful cat videos. She didn't like pets because she would find some furry in the yard every morning.

Of course, even if she didn't find Mao, she didn't like pets.

She saw a cat tumbling on the ground in the video to be cute, and she felt very embarrassed to do such an action.

However, looking at the video comments, there are 50,000, and the likes are almost a million.

Qin Xin couldn't understand. Isn't it just tumbling and selling cute? Can you attract so many people?

She stared at the glass window and felt that the cat in the video was not as good as hers yet.

It should be said that the cats in the few videos that Jane has brushed in the past are not as good-looking as hers.

Qin Xin's body suddenly stiffened, and the whole cat was not very good. She was different from these cats, so why compare with them?

She averted her gaze, and sat by the window thinking.

Jane has changed the content. This time she watched a video challenging eating food. Seeing the food, she couldn't look away.

Seeing the video from the beginning to the end, she also understood what it was.

Challenge to eat the food of the business, not only for free, but also rewards. Jane is excited, so there is still such a good thing?

This makes her a little bit eager.

The merchant seemed to be still broadcasting, she hurriedly clicked in, and she saw someone challenging to eat. The other party was eating a duck, which looked delicious.

Jian Yi couldn't control it anymore. She hadn't opened her stomach to eat for a long time, and now she saw the delicious food on the video, she couldn't help but stuff her mouth.

She stretched out her little hand to the side basket, she found out a bag of food, and ate while watching the live broadcast.

"Come on."

"Hey, why is it so useless, this duck doesn't look big, can't it be enough to eat two?" Jian Yi regretted.

"Come on, come on." Jian Yi saw the new challenger and was happy again. "This person is tall and strong. He should be able to eat?"

ten minutes later.

"I'm so strong, I haven't eaten a lot yet. It won't work if I eat three. What's the matter with the people underneath? Is there a lot of three ducks?"

Qin Xin: "..."

Do you think everyone is just like you?

Is there a lot of three ducks?

Can ordinary people not eat one well?

If she has a small appetite like her, she can't take two bites.

In Qin Xin's opinion, the three are already pretty good.

Of course, it was nothing compared to the little monster in the house that was so excited.

"Oh, I only ate two." Jian Yi bit the meat in the bag, angry and disappointed, "It would be great if I was there."

Qin Xin's heart, if you are at the scene, ensure that the merchant will not kill you.

Although Jian Yi was just making a complaint, she wanted to try it in her heart. She knew that her appetite would definitely scare people, but she would take it easy and would not eat beyond the limits of humans.

She looked for the address that the merchant is currently challenging, and found that many merchants would do such activities. Vinh is a very good city, of course there are such activities.

She was already thinking about which day she would go to the scene to challenge things.

She counted the days to receive the bonus, but she had to wait two days!

She was starving to death and couldn't wait. The kind of activity she encountered by the business now may not be full or too much, at least it can fill the stomach.

Besides, there are quite a few businesses that hold such events. She eats all the family in the past, so she can always put her stomach up.

I also watched the live broadcast time of a few businesses, and felt that it would be appropriate to go during the day tomorrow, and the locations of the live broadcasts of several businesses are not too far away.

She can go to eat this one, and eat that one again, it's no trouble at all.

To avoid trouble, she wears another mask that covers the upper half of her face. If you like this kind of duck, just eat 20 or 30 in a family. Everyone will be surprised, but you won't think it is impossible. After all, there are still big stomach kings in this world.

To avoid someone staring at her belly, she went in a loose-fitting skirt.

Why not rent a set of Hanfu at the venue, rent one that can cover your belly, and wear a mask that covers the upper half of her face, so that no one will think her dress is weird.

In this way, next time she goes to challenge, she can change her outfit.

Qin Xin laughed sometimes when she saw Jian Yi, sometimes in a daze, with excitement and excitement in her eyes, and she didn't understand what she was thinking at all.

"Hey, it’s so decided. I’ll go to them to challenge to eat tomorrow." Jian Yi looked at the video, almost stunned, "It looks delicious, if it’s not for the end of the live broadcast, I really want to do it now. Go over to have a meal and add a supper."

Qin Xin knew it, and the little monster wanted to eat for nothing.

She glanced at Jian Yi's phone and wrote down all the names of those businesses. She wanted to see if this little monster was going to challenge to eat and would be beaten by the merchant.

She could imagine that in a short while, all the merchants would send Jane to the blacklist.

Jian Yi paid attention to several live broadcast merchants in the city, and when he heard about their whereabouts tomorrow, he put away his mobile phone, went to brush his teeth, and planned to go to bed.

"Kitten, good night."

Jian Yi had been lying down, but suddenly remembered that it was summer and didn't know if there were mosquitoes outside, so she got up and went to the window.

"Are any mosquitoes biting you?"

Qin Xin didn't feel a mosquito biting her, so she shook her head.

"Oh, all right."

Jane lay back down again, falling asleep with a smile on her face. Qin Xin couldn't sleep. Seeing that Jian Yi was asleep, she sat by the window thinking about her identity.

She discovered one thing. Every time when thinking about herself in the past two days, she always remembered something that she didn't feel wrong before. Thinking about it now, she realized that she was different from many people.

So, is she really a cat?

As time passed, Qin Xin was in a daze for half of the night without knowing it. She looked at the position of the bed and Jian Yi still slept soundly, which made her a little envious.

She found that it was not particularly good to have the memory of the night, she was not sleepy at all, and could not sleep at all.

She is so sleepy during the day, simply because she didn't sleep much at night, right? Is this a night owl?

When the day was about to dawn, Qin Xin felt very sleepy. She tried to support her eyelids, but she still couldn't bear it, so she fell asleep.

After a while, she woke up suddenly, opened her eyes and found herself on the bed.

However, she is dizzy, and it is estimated that she still has to make up for half a day's sleep. But before that, she needs to eat breakfast, and now she finally feels a little hungry.

Jian Yi still had breakfast with Qin Xin, and Qin Xin couldn't help being funny when she saw Jian Yisi's gentle manner.

What is the little monster pretending to be in front of her?

She knew a lot about the other party's secrets. Thinking of Qin Xin's appetite, this should be the only happy thing.

Qin Xin went up to sleep after eating. Jian Yi ate all the food and cleaned the tableware according to the previous procedure, and then went out after cleaning up.

Thinking of eating those delicious foods in a while, she was so excited that she walked on the same hand.

Qin Xin watched Jian Yi disappear into the distance and rubbed her temples. She found out all the old mobile phones, downloaded the video software Jian Yi used yesterday, and clicked on all the merchants she remembered last night.

Then she will see what magical operations the little monster can do.

She didn't plan to make up in the morning, nor did she go to bed in the afternoon.