New White Snake Asking Immortals

The neighbor turns on the TV.

The familiar melody of the news network sounded, and the smell of fried saury oil from downstairs wafted in from the window.

The scene in the old and clean rental house is weird, and the antique fan is whistling.

"..."

The gate of Zhenbei Station was dumbfounded.

Bai Yujun lay on the old sofa and scratched her feet, and the monkey jumped on the back of the sofa to scratch her ears and cheeks. It was the first time she came here to find everything new, including the calendar of foreign beauties on the wall. Maybe she was studying whether foreigners can eat and whether it is delicious. She grabbed the electronic alarm clock and tried hard. shake.

On the coffee table, the unfinished box lunch tried to emit the smell of scallion oil.

"What are you doing standing up, come and sit down, let me introduce you, this is a monkey, yes, a monkey is also called a monkey."

"Zhi, I'm a monkey."

The monkey puts away the golden cudgel and turns somersaults, a friend of a friend is a friend.

"I'm Zhenbei..."

A working teenager is still at a loss.

Nodding his head was a greeting, the monkey gave him a strong feeling, a dragon, a monkey, two powerful creatures suddenly appeared on the earth, making Zhenbei vigilant and helpless, no matter whether the white dragon and the monkey are good or evil, maybe one at random Action will cause a terrible disaster.

With a wave of Bai Yujun's little hand, the old refrigerator opened automatically, and it was empty except for a bunch of vegetables.

"Brother, the pheasant essence in my family's crowing food is worse than yours. The box lunch is really bad. Even if I'm not picky eaters, I don't want to eat it. Why don't you give up dinner."

"..."

The head automatically ignores the nonsense of a certain dragon.

"I've lived nine lives, and I'm not too young. How old do you dare to call me brother?"

"This dragon is more than three thousand years old."

"..."

Pulling the plastic stool over to sit across from the tea table, picking up the chopsticks and preparing to continue eating, the monkey jumped over and sniffed the smell and shook his head.

The monkey face looked quite disdainful.

Zhenbei looked at the boxed lunch, and suddenly lost his appetite when he remembered what Long Nu said.

"Are you immortals doing nothing every day? What are you doing here?"

"Of course I came to visit relatives and friends. You think it hasn't been long, but it has been hundreds of years."

"Zhi, friend."

Of course, Zhenbei didn't believe it in his heart, so he just stuffed an ancient battlefield in his head if he was a friend? It feels like carrying a big bomb every day, being cautious for fear of destroying the world, not even daring to die, for fear of implicating all creatures on the earth, if something goes wrong, even a cockroach will not survive.

"You have also seen that I am very poor, so I have no money to entertain you two. If you want to drink tea, I can go to the store and buy the cheapest one."

Zhenbei spread out his hands, wearing pants and vests from the year before last.

Hou Zi felt that this kid was even pickier than Bai Long.

Just as he was thinking about the purpose of Longnu and Monkey's visit, he suddenly saw Longnu rummaging around on the tea table.

"wait……"

With an embarrassing expression, he hurriedly reached out to cover something, but it was too late, and Long Nu could see clearly.

"Ha~ lottery ticket, why buy this thing, wouldn't it be delicious to eat an ice cream."

"You don't understand, I know you won't win the lottery."

I know in my heart that I will not win the lottery, but when I pass by a lottery shop, I will go in and buy one. In fact, sometimes what I buy is a hope to live on. At least I can comfort myself before the lottery. Once the lottery ticket in my hand wins, it will change my life. Although basically impossible.

Bai Yujun frowned and pinched her chin.

"It doesn't make sense. I'm acquainted with me and are friends. I should be lucky and lucky. Why are you still so poor?"

"How do you say it?"

"Because I am a dragon, an auspicious beast, and the place where I live is prosperous. Ordinary creatures will be lucky if they see me."

A certain white is not bragging, no matter whether he wants to or not, dragons are all lucky. This kind of dragon is very rare in Zhenbei. He used to walk with dragons, but he still lives in poverty. He has no money, so he dare not even find a girlfriend, for fear of talking about the end. Break up because of lack of money.

I took a closer look at Zhenbei, and saw more this time than last time.

"Your fate... is really rare in all ages. Well, calm down. Anyway, money is something outside of us. In the future, you will be very rich and have no worries about expenses. Well, it should be like this."

Finally, add a word of uncertainty.

"Hearing you say that, I really feel a lot..."

it should be,

A few words made me lose interest in eating, and now I'm fine, and I don't even have interest in living.

On the other side, the monkey curiously opened the washing machine and jumped in, and touched the switch inadvertently. Therefore, this washing machine, which has survived several tenants and is still durable, started its most glorious moment. Call fun.

"Squeak~ Interesting! Interesting!"

With a wave of Bai Yujun's hand, the bathroom door slammed shut, which really made Long unable to stand.

Zhenbei thought for a while but couldn't hold back his mouth.

"Brother Monkey, just play for a while, that stuff consumes a lot of electricity."

I really don't have much money in my pocket.

A certain Bai Zilaishu picked up the remote control to watch TV. After watching for a long time, he found that there were all rubbish programs. After getting out of the washing machine, I jumped onto the back of the sofa and shook my head.

Zhenbei doesn't know how to treat guests, the other party is two gods, and the usual way can't be used.

Look at the family barbecue under the willow tree in the old city. I have a good idea. Considering that the two gods are omnipotent, maybe I can take the opportunity to save some fat.

"Why don't we go to the night market for barbecue."

"good idea."

It's hot in the house at night, so it's good to go out and visit the night market.

Just take it away and lock the door when you go out.

Go downstairs along the dark old corridor.

The monkey rubbed his face and turned into a small bald head. His vest and pants were a bit too big, and his slippers rustled when he walked. Zhenbei's image was also not good. Step forward and flip the slippers.

A certain monkey puts his hands in his pockets like this.

Only Bai Yujun has a more image and temperament, and the weird and wonderful combination is going out for the first time, laying a good foundation for the future...

"I declare in advance that I am a very poor wage earner, and I really have no money in my pocket."

"Hey, I don't have money either."

"See you two are not as good as ordinary people. Today I will treat you to every stall in the night market."

"To be honest, this is a friend, a real friend."

"Zhizhi, true friend!"

"There is no one else, a god of war, a god of war. Fortunately, Benlong has a little money. To make money, you must pay attention to methods and methods. You can earn a little money by working as a coolie. You must learn how to do business. Benlong is well-known as a senior trader..."

The street lights in the alleys are far away, and the three figures can only see black shadows under the lights for a while.

Passing by a small shop, the mahjong rattled inside.

The road surface has been in disrepair for a long time and is full of potholes. Passing by manhole covers and drains has a pungent smell.

The neighbors sitting at the door enjoying the cool air were very curious. The women discussed that the girl who just passed by had really nice hair, and the young girl wearing an antler hairpin is very chic.

The watermelon stand on the street corner is busy selling melons, the tables outside the snack department are full of diners, and beer after bottle.

Out of the alley, wait for the bus to go to the city.

Zhenbei felt that it was good to wait for the bus without rushing or rushing. He used to be very tired from making money, not only physically but also mentally. Tonight was miraculously rare and calm.

The monkey climbed to the top of the stop sign pole and shook it vigorously.

Here comes the bus.

Fortunately, there are not many passengers.