New White Snake Asking Immortals

The sky is white.

The cool wind can't blow away the rustling wind and rain, and the black clouds are stained with blood.

Secretly scolding the imperial palace for wasting time and wandering around, I simply followed the smell to find the imperial dining room in the early morning. The cooks ran away, and a group of rebels occupied the imperial dining room to cook fire and prepare to eat and drink. Unexpectedly, two weirdos came and walked straight The dining room told everyone to leave.

The red-eyed rebels were completely unaccustomed to their mistakes, so they hacked to death with a knife before asking for their identity.

"Brother Monkey, they rob you for food."

"Squeak! Give me a stick!"

From the outside, the illuminated imperial dining room trembled and rattled, the doors and windows were broken, and hordes of soldiers flew into the courtyard without any food being hurt.

The rebels are too bad at cooking and can only cook in big pots. If they can't find the imperial cook, they must have been hacked to death in the ditch long ago.

A certain Bai took off his straw hat and cooked seriously, and the monkey squatted beside him to fan the flames, anxiously waiting for the moment when the delicious food came out of the pan. There is no time for the change of imperial power. All are sworn enemies.

Before dawn, the dining table was filled with all kinds of delicacies, and the two of them devoured it without any image.

Hang Chi Hang Chi buried his head in eating, the monkey was puzzled.

"Bai, why do humans like to kill each other endlessly? I don't know how to kill monkeys in the mountains."

The things stuffed in the mouth are vague, thanks to the similarity of monkey mouth structure to human beings.

Bai Yujun grabbed the leg of lamb and gnawed fiercely.

"All of them are mentally ill, incurable and hereditary."

"Squeak? Are you sick?"

"Well, when the disease entered the spinal cord, I thought about how to harm others all day long. I used ridiculous reasons to excuse myself. I thought I was extraordinary. In fact, I have two eyes, two ears, one mouth, heart, liver, spleen, stomach, kidney and bladder. Everyone is the same. This disease cannot be cured. The most hateful thing is not to eat meat after killing people! But any killing that has nothing to do with feeding is a manifestation of an extremely backward brain."

"Zhizhi, it turns out that she is sick, which is understandable."

The table was full of food, the rain stopped, and the warm golden light shone into the dining room from the broken window.

The table was full of plates, the two beasts left, there was not even a bit of oil left on the dishes, and before leaving, they took the two iron pots...

Outside the city, Shili Pavilion.

Bai Yujun opened the wooden box and got a vague address.

Weave a new straw hat with a bunch of weeds, try it on with a monkey head, the size is just right, green hats don't matter, monkeys belong to the type that one monkey eats enough and the monkeys are not hungry, and they can wear colorful hats.

Looking back at the dense smoke billowing in the capital, people from all four gates filed out and fled in all directions. A good city is full of disasters, they are all messing around.

"Oh, it's a pity for those beautiful girls in the palace, tsk tsk, Ben Long is very heartbroken."

"Squeak? It's ugly, it's best to be covered in long hair~"

Immediately, a certain white was amazed at the monkey's aesthetics.

...

The Xiaoxiao Mountain Road is new after the rain, and the Xixi River is wind-dampened.

The two beasts travel in the safest and most secret way. The legendary eleventh road leaves the most traces on the flying sky, and they can’t always hide in the clouds. Playing with the ball, it is more fun to put a bell in the sepak takraw ball.

If you are thirsty, you will lie down in the ditch by the roadside to quench your thirst. When you meet a ghost, you will be beaten and thrown into the underworld.

The grass grows and the warblers fly, the wilderness mountain road is covered by weeds, and Bai Yujun is jumping and chasing butterflies in front.

Behind him, there was no figure, only the golden cudgel followed up and down...

at the same time.

The atmosphere in a picturesque fairy mountain in the fairy world is tense, and the attic is heavily guarded. Fairies dare not make a sound when they come in and out. A mighty old fairy in a glowing fairy robe is pacing nervously.

The elegant woman under the flower tree in the garden shook her head.

"Husband, don't turn around, I'm not in a hurry for you, a big man?"

The mighty immortal waved his hand.

"You don't understand, let me be quiet."

"I know, being a grandpa for the first time in tens of thousands of years is unavoidably nervous. If you let outsiders know that Tangtang Xianjun can't be a grandpa, wouldn't you laugh your ass off and relax.

See you soon granddaughter. "

The Mighty Immortal smiled, his face was filled with happiness and joy, different from other immortals, and more humane.

Not long after, a baby was heard crying in the attic, and all the immortals were overjoyed, especially the immortal, who laughed loudly.

The fairy carried out the baby wrapped in swaddling clothes.

The woman and the fairy went forward to take over the baby happily, and the joy was beyond words. When the name was named, the fairy looked at the misty clouds and misty mountains in the distance, and the breeze was gentle, so he named it Lan...

Wild mountain road.

Bai Yujun, who was bouncing around, suddenly stopped feeling something.

Reaching back to touch the monkey's forehead to avoid tailgating, just now... seems to have sensed something, searched carefully and became elusive, scratched the beautiful eyes of the dragon's horn, and then put it aside and didn't care, it was just like a legend Ye Gong, who is so good at dragons, is too pious. Next time he meets, he will help him spread the clouds, rain and fertile land.

"Brother Monkey, we must have transportation for our journey, and we must have it when we go out."

"Zhizhi~ Traffic...what is it?"

"This Longhai is inclusive of hundreds of rivers and immortal magic techniques emerge in endlessly. In fact, all kinds of ideas are inherited from the gods and the earth, where mortals can travel at the speed of immortals, and can fly mountains and rivers without magic. Cultural life, um, it’s just amazing.”

"Hey? Can Earthlings fight?"

"Wuwu seems to be powerful, but they are all the same. They are very weak, but they can operate powerful weapons. Wait, what are you talking about, come with me."

Leading the monkey into the woods, looking for a thick bamboo, chopping a giant tree that withered last year, wielding an iron ax and sawing the blade to do carpentry.

Take out the copper ingot, pull it, pinch it flat and round it to make parts.

Screws and nuts, bearings, chains, etc., make monkeys dazzled by the equipment at a high speed.

Made two narrow wheels, and made the frame and handlebars.

Finally assembled into a bike...

Start having fun.

Tree edge of the village together, Aoyama Guo oblique.

The two guys were speeding along the dirt road in the paddy field. Bai Yujun pedaled hard to experience the fun of driving. The monkey squatted on the back seat and squeaked, laughing and whizzing past the eyes of the farmers who were working. As a foil, with the distant mountains as the background, sailing through the beautiful picture scroll.

The axle creaked and rubbed, and when I stopped, I took out the lard that had been stored for a long time and smeared it. It really worked.

Egrets spread their wings and skim the water, and frogs croak everywhere in the deep grass.

The farmer looked at Juechen and flew away and found it difficult to understand, but it was still within the acceptable range, at least he didn't fly.

"My boy, has the bullock cart changed?"

"Maybe it's a rich man's ox cart in the city. The Ma family boy said that the ox cart in the city is different from that in the countryside. It is fast and comfortable. It is knowledgeable to have been to the county."

"I want to go to the city too..."

The two people who entered the village bought some bacon and changed rides, and the monkey pedaled happily.

Bai Yujun sat sideways in the back seat, squinting her eyes and shaking her long legs to play.

The breeze is warm and the sun is warm, and life is beautiful.

Bicycles passed the entrance of the village and five people surrounded the old tree. The trunk was wrapped with red cloth for praying and offering sacrifices. The new red cloth was brightly colored and the old red cloth was white and faded. It also has some village characteristics.

A gust of wind passed under the tree.

There are bits and pieces of sunlight sprinkled among the branches and leaves, which is very beautiful, squinting and smiling happily.

The breeze blows silk to cover the eyes.

"It's almost there..."