Ninja Useless? I Am Mangekyō Susanata Buddha

CBD is the English abbreviation of Central Business District.

It is one of the busiest and most feature-rich areas in every city.

As the capital of the Dragon Kingdom, Kyoto’s CBD is extremely luxurious.

But its luxury is not like the nouveau riche feeling in Shanghai.

Rather, it has a more settled feeling, the feeling of, "I have money, I don't show it off, but you can just tell that I have money."

It's a more advanced form of pretense.

In their own words, it is "old money", literally translated as "old money".

It means "born rich".

Generally speaking, these are inheritances left by ancestors who were super powerful at level 60 or above.

People in Kyoto use this word to emphasize the difference between themselves and the nouveau riche in the capital.

Of course, this is a problem for rich people.

If possible, Yufan thinks it would be nice to be a nouveau riche.

Besides, if you are looked down upon by these people, it still means that you, an upstart, are not upstart enough.

As long as they are stronger than their proud ancestors.

What else could they say?

What bullshit old money?

I alone am a wealthy man.

Who is dissatisfied? Beat you until you are convinced.

…

Tang Wanshu's villa is located in the bustling CBD area of ​​the East Third Ring Road in Kyoto.

It is next to a large lake of more than 50,000 square meters.

The water vapor is misty in the morning, and the lake breeze is blowing in the evening.

It's not the same thing as the fake one that says "it's a lake view room because there's a smelly ditch next to it".

The guy in sunglasses took Yufan all the way to the entrance of the villa courtyard.

"Wait a moment, let me inform the eldest lady."

After the guy in sunglasses finished speaking, he turned around and started operating a communicator-like thing on the door.

"Haha, no need, it's not the first time." Yufan smiled.

"I can just go in by myself."

Last time I was walking in a hurry, I even forgot to mark the Flying Thunder God sign, otherwise I wouldn’t have needed to take the bus.

"Go in by yourself?"

Under the shocked gaze of the guy in sunglasses, Yufan activated his right eye Kamui, and the black vortex suddenly expanded, sucking the whole person in.

"Same, classmate!"

The guy with sunglasses had never seen such a weird skill before, and he immediately panicked.

I thought something unexpected happened to Yufan.

But fortunately, the next second, the black hole appeared again, and Yufan reappeared.

But the location changed from the gate to the balcony of the villa.

Yufan waved his hand to indicate that he was fine.

"Here, is this a freshman?"

The guy with sunglasses was speechless.

Looking at Yufan's back walking in from the balcony, he suddenly realized something.

Damn it, Yufan went in like this without informing the lady.

If something goes wrong, how can I keep my job?

Although the guy in sunglasses hurriedly started to report inside.

But it's obviously too late to catch up.

As the owner of this house, Tang Wanshu naturally lived in the master bedroom, which was the largest, had the best view, and was close to the balcony.

Yufan entered from the balcony and opened the door, which was Tang Wanshu's "boudoir".

The moment the door opened, the evening lake breeze flowed into the room, lifting the white gauze on both sides of the door.

"Ah~!!!"

Suddenly someone pushed in from the balcony, and Tang Wanshu screamed in fright.

"Don't scream, don't scream, it's me!"

Yufan quickly spoke up.

The power of a woman's scream and a child's cry cannot be underestimated.

Hearing Yufan's voice, Tang Wanshu stopped speaking slightly.

After slowing down for a few seconds, she bit her back molars and said:

"You're going to die. You can't leave if there's a door. Do you have to enter from the balcony?"

Yufan was stunned for a moment.

My heart said, Huh? Why do these words sound so familiar?

Damn it, he likes to enter from the balcony, isn't this Ren Yixu?

How can I learn from him!

I remembered how I felt when Ren Yixu entered his room from the balcony.

Yufan immediately apologized and clasped his hands towards Tang Wanshu.

"Sorry, sorry, next time..."

"Oh, you...what are you doing?"

Yufan looked at Tang Wanshu sitting on the bed in confusion.

This is a large bed two meters wide, with a light pink sheet spread on a high-grade latex mattress.

Tang Wanshu was wearing a white silk nightgown with fine lace, which looked expensive at first glance.

Different from the white silk stockings she wore last time we met, this time she wore a pair of slimmer black stockings on her legs.

Her figure, which was at most 1.5 meters tall, looked extremely petite sitting on this king-size bed.

She is very similar to the heroine in a drama called "Dragon and Tiger" that Yufan watched back then.

At this moment, she was sitting in a "duck sitting" position on a long cat pillow on the bed, looking up at Yufan with misty eyes.

In her left hand, she also held a pink square chewing gum.

"Ah I……"

Only then did Tang Wanshu realize something and looked at his situation up and down.

His face turned red visibly, and he turned into a vapor girl in seconds.

For women, there is no distinction between shame and anger.

Getting angry is the norm.

Tang Wanshu stood up, took out the cat pillow from under his buttocks and threw it hard at Yufan.

"What I'm doing is none of your business!"

"You gangster who suddenly broke into a girl's boudoir from the balcony!"

Yufan raised his left hand and firmly caught the "cat pillow".

This cat is innocent. You have been causing trouble for so long without saying a word.

That's it now?

"What kind of girl's boudoir? Where can I find a 27-year-old girl?"

"Even if you look young, you still have to be a little conscious, Sister Tang!"

"Yufan!!"

Tang Wanshu took advantage of the super elasticity of the mattress and jumped towards Yufan.

She naturally knew that Yufan would never really attack her, so she had nothing to fear.

"Damn it, your little hands are so big, it would be too uncoordinated to do so many manicures, right?"

Tang Wanshu's nails were very long, covered with various plastics, and it was very painful to scratch.

When we last met, these things didn't exist.

"Humph, what's wrong with my small hands?"

Tang Wanshu sat on Yufan's chest and pouted.

"Everything looks big when I touch it! If I have bigger hands, everything will look smaller when I touch it!"

"Don't you have any idea in mind? Why don't you give me a hand?"

"Ah? Holy shit, Tang Wanshu, what do you mean by this? You can insult my personality, but you can't insult my strength!"

Yufan was immediately unhappy.

"What, you don't accept it?"

Tang Wanshu looked at Yufan provocatively.

"I can't stand it!"

"Stop talking nonsense and let's fight!"

"Let you see my heyday!"

"Humph, I'm not afraid at all, aunt, and does it have something to do with my small hands?"

Tang Wanshu raised his little hand and made a gesture that men from the country of sticks hated.

"Tang Wanshu, let me tell you, you are playing with fire!"

Yufan gritted his teeth and looked at the arrogant white-haired girl in front of him.

"Secret Technique·Partial Expansion Jutsu!"

Looking at the sudden change in Yufan, Tang Wanshu opened his eyes wide, with a trace of panic flashing in his eyes.

"This, what kind of skill is this?!"

"How come you still have such skills!"

"Use skills...you, you are cheating!"

"This is too... no good, this definitely won't work."

In the late Tang Dynasty, he used his hands and feet to escape.

"Are you afraid now? It's too late!"

Yufan grabbed Tang Wanshu's palm-sized black silk feet.

"No, Yufan, please stop your skills. This is really not possible!"

Tang Wanshu begged.

"We are all adults. Whoever does something must be responsible to the end. Do you still need me to teach you?"

Yufan used force on his hands to drag Tang Wanshu over.

…

"I said Tang Wanshu, why are you crying?!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"Put away your skills! Oooh, you just can't afford it!"

"Damn it, who can't afford it..."

"Woo~"

"Okay, okay, I can't afford it, I can't afford it, okay!"

"..."