Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

Coastal sandy beach at dusk.

The gorgeous sunset dyes half of the sky red, and the sea under the sunset is sparkling and golden. The gentle sea breeze swims with the waves, sending the waves to the soft beach.

Beautiful.

Mr. Fuji winked at Director Yamamoto.

Yamamoto immediately understood, and quickly raised his voice and said:

"There is a sunset now, the scenery is just right, and the kiss scene will start immediately. The scene will be very beautiful."

"So fast?" Tsunade was taken aback and seemed a little caught off guard.

"Master Tsunade, it's not at all happy. According to the plot, you and Mr. Fuji fell in love at first sight on the beach." Director Yamamoto explained with a smile.

"……All right."

Tsunade reluctantly agreed.

The so-called kiss scene, of course, can't be real, but a dislocation kiss.

However, for Tsunade, who was acting on her first day, to have such close and intimate contact with her and a strange man still made her feel very resistant.

But in order to pay off her gambling debts, she, who had already received sky-high wages, could only endure it.

When I win back all the money I lost from the gambling table, I will never do this kind of grievance to myself again.

Tsunade swore silently in his heart.

the other side.

The ghost shark, who had changed his clothes, walked out of the dressing room temporarily built by the crew.

Capable short hair, tough facial features.

A black suit with a white shirt and a light blue tie. At the chest, there is also a golden shark brooch.

Suits are not suitable for people who are too thin or too fat.

Only tall, well-proportioned, and tall men wear the most style.

It just so happens that the dried persimmon ghost shark is such a person.

He stood by and waited for a while, reciting the lines repeatedly in his mind, and quickly entered the play.

Put yourself in the villain's perspective.

Why are these dog men and women so inked?

Seeing Tsunade and Mr. Fuji fidgeting over there, Gui Shark got a little impatient, and turned to ask the staff next to him, "Is it time for me to play?"

The staff member glanced at Director Yamamoto, who nodded, indicating that the ghost shark can appear.

The plot here is when the male and female protagonists are about to talk to each other, when the villain suddenly appears bad things.

Such twists and turns of the plot can whet the audience's appetite and make the story seem ups and downs.

"Lord Tsunade, come closer, look more affectionate, and think of Mr. Fuji as your first love."

Director Yamamoto directed off-site.

Mr. Fuji was ecstatic in his heart, looking at the unparalleled beauty in front of Tsunade, he stretched out his hands eagerly, trying to wrap his arms around the latter's slender waist...

It's logical to take advantage of it.

at this time.

The ghost shark stepped on the beach with one foot, raised the other foot, and used the polished black leather shoes to tip up the beach soccer ball next to him, and aimed at Mr. Fuji's ass.

A powerful volley.

call out.

The football whizzed through the air, drawing a beautiful arc with unparalleled precision.

bang.

Mr. Fuji's pupils shrank sharply, there was a sharp pain in his buttocks, his whole body lost his balance, and he stumbled forward.

Tsunade was startled and hurried away.

Mr. Fuji suddenly fell on the beach in a standard dog-eating posture.

"Who?!"

He immediately got up, furious, what kind of thing without eyes.

Look back.

The ghost shark whistled, put his hands in his pockets, and appeared with a group of younger brothers in suits and sunglasses.

"Sorry, we played beach volleyball here and accidentally kicked the ball over to you. Are you alright?"

The ghost shark walked up to Mr. Fuji,

Looking down at each other with a smile.

"You goddamn thing..."

Mr. Fuji gritted his teeth, lost his mind, and rushed up to kill ghost sharks.

Um?

The ghost shark's eyes froze, and he shot out with lightning. He grabbed the collar of Mr. Fuji, like a dog, and roughly lifted the latter up.

next second.

Whizzing.

The two elite Jōnin bodyguards of Mr. Fuji suddenly appeared, and one of them grabbed the wrist of the ghost shark and said coldly:

"Let go!"

The other person even showed a sharp forbearance knife, and directly put the cold light on the tip of the ghost shark's neck.

"You are looking for death."

The ghost shark narrowed his eyes and said a classic line of the villain, killing his heart suddenly.

He participated in the filming of this film, and starred in his true colors.

Because, the ghost shark is always ready to do fake dramas, incarnate into the real villain, and kill the nasty employer Fuji and his two dog legs together.

In other words, he is real.

"Crack!"

At the critical moment, Director Yamamoto shouted and rushed up, hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding. It's just filming, don't get excited."

Tsunade also arrived in an instant, stretched out his hand, and removed the ninja sword that was on the neck of the ghost shark. Then he frowned and said to both sides:

"Have something to say."

When the ghost shark heard the words, his murderous aura gradually dissipated, he let go of Mr. Fuji, turned his head and protested to Director Yamamoto:

"After I came on stage, he didn't act according to the script, and the lines were wrong."

"Uh, this..."

When Director Yamamoto heard the words, he showed an embarrassed smile and looked carefully at Mr. Fuji.

"I'm tired, let's be here today."

Mr. Fuji said coldly, took a deep look at the ghost shark, turned around and walked away.

His two bodyguards also followed without a word.

"Ugh."

Director Yamamoto sighed as he watched the back of Mr. Fuji leaving.

Then, he turned around and said to the ghost shark earnestly:

"Mr. Ghost Shark, I don't mean to say that you are not good at acting. On the contrary, your villain is too engaged in acting. It would be better if you could keep it a little bit. You...you know what I mean?"

"I see, Director."

Gui Shasha nodded thoughtfully, frowned and pondered for a moment, then said, "You want to warn me that really good acting skills should be reserved and reserved, and you should listen to thunder in a silent place. Is that so?"

He really wants to further hone his acting skills.

Because ghost sharks believe that using words, expressions and body movements to deceive the enemy is an important part of Unrestricted Taijutsu.

"Well, you got it right."

Director Yamamoto nodded in relief, thinking more and more that Oni Shark is a natural actor.

Such a talented acting seedling, it is a pity to be a little ninja.

Thinking of this, he shook his head regretfully and turned away.

"Hey."

At this moment, Tsunade came up, patted the ghost shark on the shoulder, and said casually, "Just now, thank you for helping me clear the siege."

She is not stupid.

She could see that the ghost shark deliberately kicked Mr. Fuji's ass with a ball, so that the latter did not take advantage of her.

Oh?

Ghost shark didn't expect Tsunade to think this way. He was simply too deeply involved in the play, and it was just unpleasant to see the protagonist.

Hence the behavior.

However, since Tsunade is self-motivated, the ghost shark will not miss this opportunity.

He was not polite at all, and Zhang Mou took the opportunity to ask Tsunade for a favor:

"I helped you, should you give me something in return?"