No Jokes Here

Although this life did not make Lin Qian'an particularly satisfied, he felt that it was almost the same.

So he clicked to open the second world of reincarnation.

[Reincarnation Second World, open. 】

【You can choose two from the following traits to bring to the new life. 】

[Yongxiang: In the next reincarnation, you will only be a male. ]

[Martial ancestor: As a pioneer of martial arts, your root bone +10, perception +20. ]

[Rich family: You will most likely be born in a wealthy family. ]

[Poly officials: You are likely to be born in an official family. ]

[Xiantian: Your martial arts cultivation has reached Xiantian, root bone +10, comprehension +10. ]

[The strong person is lonely: The people around you will gradually leave you over time, and the cultivation speed will be +10. ]

[Ren Rui: You have lived to a hundred years old, and your lifespan is +10. ]

[Business Wizards: You are quite talented in business, and you can get more discounts when you trade. ]

[Enemies of ten thousand people: Your strength is strong, you can defeat ten thousand people, and your physique +3. ]

This long list of traits dazzled Lin Qian'an.

After some scrutiny, Lin Qianan felt that [Xiong Xiang] must be chosen.

He also had no idea of ​​playing a female role, and his deep feeling told him that he must choose this trait.

For the rest, he prefers [Rich Family] or [Martial Ancestor].

The former can make him less accumulated in the early stage, and the latter can make the game character born half a genius.

After thinking about it, Lin Qianan finally chose [Martial Ancestor].

With a mouse click, two traits are selected, and the picture on the screen changes accordingly.

[You were born, you are a boy, your parents named you Zhang Ren. ]

Along with the narration, a gloomy rainy weather appeared in the picture. In a simple house behind a wooden building, a man with a knife on his waist took a swaddled baby from a woman dressed in flowers and greens.

[Lu Ying: This is your son, take it away! 】

The man raised his head, revealing two scars on his face.

[Zhang Shun: How many people do you have sex with in a day, why do you insist that this child is mine? 】

Lu Ying stared at Zhang Shun fiercely.

[Lu Ying: I'm a chaperone, and no other man has touched me except you, a rude person! ! 】

Zhang Shun's expression changed slightly, and he was silent for a while.

[Zhang Shun: Otherwise, you can go with me! 】

Lu Ying looked sarcastic.

[Lu Ying: You are a Jianghu guy with his head on his trousers belt, who knows when he will die? let me go with you? Are you going to keep me widowed? At least one bite to eat here! 】

[Zhang Shun: Lao Tzu’s woman is in the brothel, and Lao Tzu is unhappy, not to mention that the child has to be breastfed by his mother. Today, you have to leave, and you have to leave if you don’t! 】

As he spoke, Zhang Shun directly took Lu Ying's palm, and then forced her to leave.

Lu Ying struggled symbolically, and then let it go.

As soon as the screen changed, the two had settled down in a village.

Zhang Shun was amused with the child in his arms, while Lu Ying next to him suggested to name the child.

[Lu Ying: Give the child a name, it's not appropriate to always call it something small. 】

Hearing the sound, Zhang Shun hesitated for a while, and then saw his knife.

[Zhang Shun: The most important thing in my life is this knife. Your kid will be called Zhang Dao from now on. 】

Lu Ying shook her head.

[Lu Ying: Call it Zhang Ren, it sounds better. 】

[Zhang Shun: Alright, then Zhang Blade! ! 】

As soon as the sound fell, Lin Qianan already had control of the game character.

Lin Qian'an understood clearly. The step of naming it means the official existence of the game character. With a name, Lin Qian'an has the right to control.

And there seems to be some deeper meaning in it.

However, Lin Qian'an didn't think about this issue for too long, and he watched what was on the screen for the first time.

It is almost the same as the previous operation interface, just because it was born, the previously learned skills have been refreshed to zero.

Lin Qianan opened the panel with a smile on his face.

Name: Zhang Ren

Age: 0

Shouyuan: 89

Health: 12/12

Stamina: 12/12

Constitution: 1.2

Fortune: 1

Comprehension: 23.1

Root bone: 12.2

Special: [Reincarnation] [Xiangxiang] [Martial Ancestor]

[Evaluation: An extraordinary gifted baby. 】

With the bonus of the trait of [Martial Ancestor], the game character now has twenty-three comprehension and twelve roots as soon as he is born.

This is a person who is directly ahead of more than 90%.

Then there's Lin Qian'an's fast-forward time.

Strips of narration appeared on the screen.

[You are hungry, so you cry and mother breastfeeds you.]

[You are hungry.]

[you're awake.]

[You quickly grew to three years old under the careful feeding of your parents. ]

[Your physique is stronger than ordinary people, it seems that you are born to practice martial arts, your physique +1. ]

[Your favorite thing to do is to sit on the threshold of the backyard with chopsticks and learn how to dance the knife like Dad. ]

At this time, the picture on the screen changed again. The game character was sitting on the threshold with chopsticks in hand. Not far away was Zhang Shun, who was topless practicing the knife.

Zhang Shun's movements were fast, and his every knife was very precise. At the same time, Lin Qianan noticed that his breathing was very rhythmic, and his force skills were also very clever.

After some movements, he adjusted his breath a little, and Lin Qianan could clearly see the evaporating heat rising from the top of his head.

Obviously, this world is not as devoid of extraordinary elements as the previous world.

Just then, a prompt appeared on the screen.

[Hint: You learned the sword technique "Twenty-Four Styles of Listening to the Wind" through observation. ]

Lin Qianan was stunned. It was different if he had a high level of savvy. He could learn skills just by looking at it.

After a short while, Zhang Shun finished his knife practice, put down his knife, washed his hands in the basin beside him, picked up the towel to wipe the sweat on his body, and carefully came to the game character and picked him up .

[Zhang Shun: Good son, you are so fascinated, how much have you learned? 】

The corners of Lin Qian'an's mouth twitched, and he typed in an answer.

[Zhang Ren: Dad, I can see it all. 】

Zhang Shun blinked his eyes, then smiled and pinched the nose of the game character.

[Zhang Shun: You kid, you know how to make fun of me at such a young age? Lying is wrong! This set of swordsmanship, your father, I started training at the age of eight, and it took me three years to enter the door. Even your teacher said that I am talented. If you read it once, you will learn it. What am I? 】

Lin Qian'an didn't answer, but just manipulated the game character to poke out the chopsticks in his hand, and then took advantage of the situation to perform the "Twenty-Four Twenty-Four Styles of Listening to the Wind" knife technique.

At first Zhang Shun thought it was a child messing around, but after a while his expression froze.

Zhang Shun's chin hadn't been closed until the game character had finished all the twenty-four sword techniques.

[Zhang Shun: Damn, you kid is afraid that Wu Quxing is not reincarnated, you can learn it after watching it? And the hand is quite steady]

The game character who showed some talent in martial arts really shocked Zhang Shun.

Immediately, Lin Qianan threw out a second thing in a row that was enough to shock Zhang Shun.

[Zhang Ren: Dad, I had a dream last night that a white-bearded grandfather taught me to endorse it]

Zhang Shun widened his eyes and asked cautiously.

[Zhang Shun: Good son, what book did the white-bearded grandpa teach you to memorize? 】

Lin Qianan tapped his fingers on the keyboard, and took advantage of the situation to speak out an excellent internal training method.

[Zhang Ren: The way of heaven, the excess is lost and the deficiency is made up]

Zhang Shun's expression was confused, and Lin Qianan judged some clues from this.

That is, the martial arts of this world are mostly different from the martial arts he knows.

Otherwise, Zhang Shun shouldn't be in a daze, at least when he hears the corresponding meridians and acupoints, he has to react somewhat.

As for the different names, Lin Qian'an was not worried about this.

The terrier game comes with a translation function. Even if the language of the game world is different, in fact, he has the same mysterious script here, and he can understand each other when communicating with each other.

All this can only be said that either they have not studied the acupuncture points and meridians, or Zhang Shun, the old man, doesn't understand these things at all.

Afterwards, Lin Qianan explained to Zhang Shun in detail the corresponding positions in the inner strength method, and poked his body with his fingers. After listening to Zhang Shun, the expression on his face seemed quite puzzled.

[Zhang Shun: Is the refining qi stored in the body? This is completely different from the inner breath method. 】

When Lin Qianan heard the sound, he immediately asked.

[Zhang Ren: Dad, what is the method of inner breath? 】

Zhang Shun looked at the game character, and then opened his mouth to explain.

[Zhang Shun: The so-called inner breath method is that the martial artist adjusts his breathing, and uses a mouthful of inner breath as the basis to perform various martial arts methods. Different martial arts have different inner breaths, and some advanced inner breath methods also It can temper the internal organs, muscles, bones, skin, and marrow to enhance the effect of qi, blood and muscles and bones. When practicing to high depths, the strength is like a bull or a tiger, the breath is long, and the breath is continuous in one mouth, and it will not be exhausted after several hours of fighting. 】

Lin Qian'an's head was thoughtful.

This should be biased towards the cultivation method of external power.

The so-called method of internal breathing should be the same as ordinary people taking a breath into the sputum, and then they can better explode their power.

Inner breath is the explosive power of practice.

The longer a person's inner breath lasts, the longer it lasts when it erupts.

Thinking of this, Lin Qianan couldn't help but wonder about Zhang Shun's strength.

[Zhang Ren: Dad, how long can you last for one mouthful of internal breath? 】

Zhang Shun replied with a confident smile on his face when he heard the sound.

[Zhang Shun: Your father and I can fight for a quarter of an hour with one mouthful of listening to the wind. When the 24-style listening to the wind knife is displayed, even the famous masters in the arena have to retreat by three points. 】

At this moment, Lu Ying's figure appeared at the door.

[Lu Ying: I know what to say to my child. If you were really that powerful, you wouldn't have put such two scars on your face in the first place. Don't think about letting Ren'er practice martial arts. I don't want him to be like you in the future. Fighting hard. 】

While talking, Lu Ying had already come over to take the game character from Zhang Shun.

Zhang Shun was a little dissatisfied.

[Zhang Shun: My son was born to practice martial arts. Isn’t it a waste not to practice martial arts? Besides, this world is in a precarious situation. If there is no knife like me, who can protect you when the bandits come before? Can you still count on the government? Those bandits might be raised by them]

Lu Ying hugged the game character affectionately, without even looking at Zhang Shun.

[Lu Ying: I don't care, I can't see my son hurt anyway. 】

Zhang Shun shook his head helplessly.

[Zhang Shun: Women and Daoists have long hair and short knowledge. The ancients were right. A loving mother is a loser! ! 】

Time flies.

Lin Qian'an instructed Zhang Shun to start practicing internal skills under the pretext of teaching the Dharma in a dream.

At the same time, Lin Qianan himself also manipulated the game characters to start practicing "Xuanzhen Stealing Heaven Art".

This method is a martial art created by Lin Qian'an. It was born out of many methods of washing the marrow of the Book of Changes. In theory, it can improve the root bone of an individual without an upper limit.

The only flaw is the extreme consumption of qi, blood and essence, overdrafting the potential of life.

But the advantage is that it is less affected by the environment.

If you eat almost, you can practice slowly, if you eat well, you can practice faster.

The current father of the game character is a junkie. Although the current world is not very good, he has some martial arts skills. It is no problem to go to the mountains and forests for a walk and catch two beasts.

Therefore, when the game characters have more than enough food and clothing, they can occasionally add some meat.

However, after practising the martial arts taught by the game characters, Zhang Shun's appetite also became larger and larger, and he had to use his years of savings to support his own cultivation.

The good thing is that Zhang Shun's strength has also grown due to the cultivation of internal skills, so that he has more ways to make money.

But every time he went out, Lu Ying would still worry a lot, and hoped that Zhang Shun would not do these dangerous jobs.

Lin Qian'an was not too afraid, because he could archive.

If Zhang Shun went out and couldn't come back, he would read the file to the previous time, and let Zhang Shun not go out under the pretense of a dream.

In this way, it not only solved the problem of household expenses, but also made the game characters more magical in the eyes of his father.

Time passes until the game character is five years old.

At this age, it is barely enough time to formally practice martial arts.

Now, the root of the game character has reached fifteen points after barely practicing "Xuanzhen Stealing Heaven Art" for two years.

Once practiced, the infuriating qi of the game characters will be rapidly improved.

But Lin Qian'an didn't dare to go too far, because the physical strength of the game characters also dropped rapidly during the practice.

Therefore, Lin Qianan can only let the game characters practice for a while, and then replenish his energy and continue to practice.

At the same time, Lin Qianan also asked Zhang Shun, and obtained from him about the inner breath cultivation method he knew, and learned about it.

The method of internal breathing practice that Zhang Shun cultivated was as expected as Lin Qianan thought, it was a kind of exercise that was close to external power.

With one mouthful of inhalation, wash the muscles, bones, and membranes in the body, remove impurities, and strengthen physique and blood.

The more advanced the inner breath cultivation method, the better the effect.

And the warriors who practice this method have no realm.

At most, the strength and the time to maintain a breath to judge the strength of the individual.

At present, there are only four states of power like horses, power like oxen, power like tigers, and power like elephants.

Except for the warriors under these four realms, they are collectively called unpopular.

To Lin Qian'an's surprise, Zhang Shun was still a powerful inflow expert, and he was once known as "Ting Feng Dao" in Jianghu.

The internal breathing method that Zhang Shun cultivated is called "Swallowing the Wind Internal Breathing Method". Lin Qian'an asked the game characters to do some training, and the effect was not bad. After a few days of practice, the physical fitness of the game characters increased.

However, compared to those profound foreign skills that Lin Qianan knew, it was far from the truth.

Lin Qian'an moved slightly and began to reason with the effect.

From the results of Zhang Shun's practice of "Swallowing the Wind Inner Breathing Law", we can deduce the specific situation of this inner breathing method.

In just an instant, Lin Qianan got a lot of possibilities.

Lin Qianan smiled. Although he could not directly acquire unknown cultivation knowledge from the game, he now has mastered all methods with one method, and he can easily deduce these ordinary cultivation methods under a high house. .

After knowing the secrets of the inner breath method, Lin Qianan began to deduce a new inner breath practice method with the knowledge he knew.

As a result, Lin Qian'an deduced an internal breathing method that may be the best in the game.

This inner breath method is called "Dragon Breath Art" by Lin Qian'an.

There are four layers of exercises.

The first layer of the Snake Breath Realm is as powerful as a snake. One bite can last for half an hour, and its theoretical strength is comparable to that of a first-level intermediate.

The second layer of the python breath realm is as powerful as a python, and a single breath can last for three hours, and its strength is comparable to the first-level peak.

The third-layer Jiaoji Realm is as powerful as a Jiaojiao, and one mouthful of breath can last for several days, and its strength is comparable to the second-level intermediate.

The fourth-layer dragon breath state is as powerful as a dragon. A single breath can last for ten years in the dimension, and its strength is comparable to the third-level peak.

Compared with the so-called "like an ox like a tiger", the "Dragon's Breath" created by Lin Qian'an is much more exaggerated.

Of course, the practice is more resource-intensive, and the requirements for the root bones are also higher.

At present, Lin Qianan feels that the game characters are qualified to practice a little.

As a result, this exercise was directly given to the game character by Lin Qian'an to practice.

The "Xuanzhen Stealing Heaven Art", which improves the root bone, is an internal work method that can run automatically, and also cultivates an internal breathing exercise "Dragon Breath Art".

The three martial arts are big households that eat resources, and no matter how much energy the game characters have, they can't bear to swallow them.

At the age of six, his appetite far exceeded that of his father Zhang Shun.

And Zhang Shun was also mixed after seeing the appetite of the game characters.

I am happy that my son can eat so much, and his martial arts talent must be good.

The worry is that the family resources are limited, and I have to cultivate myself, which is quite tiring.

He looked at the game character who was swallowing the food at the dinner table, and his expression was filled with emotion.

[Zhang Shun: No matter how much money I earn, I won’t be able to swallow it up like a brat. 】

When Lin Qianan heard the sound, he also understood Zhang Shun's embarrassment.

So he thought of a way to help.

[Zhang Ren: Dad, the old fairy gave me a dream again, and he told me a way to make money. 】

Hearing the sound, Lu Ying next to her hurriedly stood up and closed the door, for fear that the game character would say something incredible and let passers-by hear it.

In the past three years in the game, Lin Qian'an manipulated the game characters to say too many amazing words. Although it is hard to believe that the gods and people dream, but the facts are in front of them, and they can't help but believe.

Zhang Shun carefully came to the front of the game character and asked.

[Zhang Shun: Child, what did the old god tell you? 】

Lin Qian'an thought for a while, and revealed the knowledge of firing glass.

After knowing this knowledge, Zhang Shun and Lu Ying's faces were full of shock.

Lin Qianan was a little puzzled by the expressions on their faces, so he asked.

[Zhang Ren: Dad, can this Liuli make money? 】

When Zhang Shun heard this, his expression became quite complicated.

[Zhang Shun: Yes, that's great. If I can make this money today, my whole family will die tomorrow. 】

Lin Qianan knew that the profit from this technology was too great for Zhang Shun to swallow.

Lu Ying, who was next to him, stepped forward and made a suggestion to Zhang Shun in a low voice.

[Lu Ying: Husband, we can't do the business of making colored glaze, I think we should forget it! 】

Zhang Shun shook his head slightly.

[Zhang Shun: Count? How can it be so? If I, Zhang Shun, dare not even touch the money-making method that the old fairy entrusted to Meng, wouldn't I have wasted this great opportunity? This business must be done, the only difference is that we get a little bit of profit. I will go out tomorrow, and it may take a few days to come back this time. You should be vigilant at home. 】

Lu Ying wanted to persuade her, but she didn't know where to start, so she could only nod her head in the end.

Early the next morning, Zhang smeared and left by the way, and it was five days later when he returned home again.

At this time, he had a jade card in his hand, and a huge burden on his shoulders.

There is a huge treasure character written on the jade card.

After closing the doors and windows, Zhang Shun opened the bag and found a small wooden box inside.

Immediately, he signaled Lu Ying to open the wooden box.

[Zhang Shun: Open it and take a look! 】

Hearing the sound, Lu Ying carefully opened the wooden box.

There is an ingot of gold inside, and there is a thick stack of silver bills below.

Lu Ying's expression was shocked.

[Lu Ying: This is? 】

Zhang Shun put the jade card in his hand on the table with a proud face.

[Zhang Shun: I sold the method of making colored glaze to Liu Yejian Han Xiuli in Duobao Pavilion. He promised to share half of the profits. Although this old boy is very greedy, he is also very honest. Pay me this year's money. 】

When Lu Ying heard the sound, a pity expression appeared on her face.

[Lu Ying: Did you get 95% of the profit? What a pity! 】

Zhang Shun sneered.

[Zhang Shun: For the remaining 95%, if the Duobao Pavilion can get 10%, it is good. The water in here is very deep! We were lucky to be able to do nothing and directly share half the profits. At that time, I was ready to show off my strength with this old boy. Who knew that he was shocked by my slash in the air and mistakenly thought that I have reached the first-class level, and I didn't let me talk nonsense, I just let half of the profits come out. 】

A first-class warrior is already able to transmit the inner breath out of the pores and hurt people from the air.

Therefore, it is not surprising that Zhang Shun was judged to be a first-class warrior because he was able to cut off the leaves in the air.

But in fact, Zhang Shun was able to do such a thing by relying on his true energy. His own inner breath cultivation was still at the third-rate level, and he was still a long way from the second-rate.

Lu Ying didn't know the danger, but she also understood that her husband had worked a lot to make life easier for the family, so she softly echoed Zhang Shun and praised him.

Zhang Shun was naturally complacent and had a good relationship with Lu Ying.

Lin Qian'an's eyes twitched, and he directly manipulated the game character to practice martial arts in the backyard.

Time passed quickly, and soon another two years passed.

The game character reaches the age of eight.

In the past two years, the game characters have changed to a bigger new home and moved to the city. There are more servants and maids in the home, and the food is better. I don't know how much, so I don't need to worry about my livelihood anymore.

Because of this, the cultivation of the game characters has officially entered the third-rate realm, and it has also reached the first level in "Dragon's Breath".

Although he is only eight years old now, he has already been able to play against Zhang Shun, and even Lin Qianan can do it if he wants to win with a little price due to his stronger eyesight.

Therefore, a start with better talent is really easier, I don't know how much.

It is also worth mentioning that Zhang Shun and Lu Ying have also worked hard in the past two years, directly adding a younger brother to the game character named Zhang Dao.

This was the name that should have been given to the game character, but now it was given to his younger brother.

Zhang Dao's roots don't seem to be very good, but with game characters, he is destined to spend his life happily even if he has no achievements in this life.